[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"]Ikaruga, Your story sounds a whole lot like what i have been going through. Interesting....

Wargun that was the funniest thing ever! I was dying laughing! Too bad it wasn't as funny for you &)

I have a few fight stories. Ill tell you the most dramatic one.

A few years back i used to attend a Yeshivah, a privet jewish school. It was VERY strict, the skirts couldn't be above the knees and god forbid if you ever wore a sleaveless shirt, they would have your parents go to counceling with you!

I was always a loner in that school. I only had a few people i spoke to but for a person who was a loner, i had a few to many enemies. This ugly fat girl hated my living guts! I dont even know why, she just hated me from the first day she saw me. I got choked by her once! I never told on her because i didn't want the hastle of explaining my situation to the authorities.

After about a year, things began to calm down, or so i thought. We were coming home on that horrible yellowbus, which i will never get out of my nightmares, and she sat behind me acting very nice and relaxed. Did i mention I had beatiful long hair, which i didnt cut for my whole life. Every one was always amazed by my hair and im guessing that girl didnt like it.

I came home that day crying my eyes out because the back of my head was full of gum. The next day i came to school with my new super short hair due, that made me look like a boy! I came up to her after school and withough a single word i grabed her by the hair and started continuesly hitting her head against the bus. She had to get five stiches and i was expelled.

_The End [/quote]
Windarossa a little advice all you had to do is find out where she lives and how she gets home then you simply wait in a corner for her and hit her with a trashcan or something then run home and they can't do anything to you cuz you were out of school, out ofuniform and unidentified.

That was just a usefuill hint for staying in school while getting revenge

Well, i was considering that before attacking her. I just had to do it and have every one see that dumb ##### being beat up. You should've seen her fat jiggling as i was beating the #### out of her. Her makeup started to run and her lipstick was like all over her face! She was just grabbing my hands and pleading for me to stop. I loved how when they pulled me off, i looked at my hands and saw a chunk of her hair that i ripped off, which i tossed at her bleeding face! I had to have every one see! I heard her mom took her to a different school, because they were too imbarassed to come back. Afcourse my mom beat the crap out of me at home but it was so worth it!!

i was walkin down the park wif my bro and i had a knifee in my hand playin with it then we saw a dead body my bro ran like hell cuz he was scared then the police came........i got arrested for murder i told them what happen but they wanted proof and i didnt have any so they threw me in jail for a while like 3weeks or so and my bro couldnt find the police station till he did he told them what happen and i got free from jail....

that was crazy...... i just did nothing lol i just wet on lol

That is.... insane!!! azncat... seriously. That's why you shouldn't walk around with knives... not to hurt people, but to keep from being a suspect in local murder!!

Now for another insane story...

I saw Men in Black twice in the theater... that's right... 2 times. At first I saw it with a friend I visited then I saw it with my loved ones... I had to go to therapy, I was so traumatized by the experience.

.........okay, j/k about the therapy but for real, I can't sleep at nights thinking what exactly propelled me to see it again... okay kidding about that too. When the sequel came out, my cousin was like "Are you going to go see it? You saw the first one twice!" and he burst out into laughter.

Sick thing is, when the second one came out I was like "Who is going to see that dumb movie!".... oh wait.. I saw this dumb movie the first time.... This time around I must say I did not make the same mistake but my cousin till this day calls me a big fan of MIB (might I add he was with me when we saw it the second time).

[quote:post_uid0="Restavega"]That is.... insane!!! azncat... seriously. That's why you shouldn't walk around with knives... not to hurt people, but to keep from being a suspect in local murder!![/quote]
well can you really blame me?? not my fault =/ i only live wif my bro 11 yr old our parents left us long time ago my bro dont know how to fight a dubya tee eff am i supposed to do if a murderer comes by?? watch them slaughter me?? my bad i just felt offended :p

antother insane story :)


ok i was walkin down the street when i saw this dog i folloowed the dog and it didnt notice me so i followed it then it saw a cat and attacked it. it tore open its stomach and the guts were spllin out then the dog saw me so what i did was knock it out with some pole i carry around for some reason...i knocked it out threw the dog somewhere and ran back to the cat.... i called my friends they called the vet and while i was waitin i poked it and it was still alive so my friend called vet and it lived.... i kept it a while and let it go on 2nd day and it stayed around our neighbor hood ever since and me and my bro took care of it a while then our neighbors took it in cuz we couldnt take care of it anymore....

You just always seem to have weapons on-hand.... lol

I once saw this kid in my school back in elementary and he puked in the cafeteria. This woman there made him clean up his own fomat and while he was cleaning it he continued to throw-up and having to clean that up too... sad sight... I felt so bad for him. He was just going back and fourth, to the garbage and to the fomat and continued puking along the way.

one time at my school some crazy ass student brought a gun and we had to ko his ass take his gun and hide it.... he was so mad that he commited suicide in our bathroom..... but the freakish things was that the blood was red ink and it was a dummy who suicided.... then on the mirror it said i ran home and im mental..... we laughed our asses off and we never saw him again lol and we found out the gun was a water gun painted black..... lol i got suspended for bringin a knife and a back up sword.... damn.... i got jumped that day but i still had my mini dagger :)

[quote:post_uid0="azncat"]one time at my school some crazy ass student brought a gun and we had to ko his ass take his gun and hide it.... he was so mad that he commited suicide in our bathroom..... but the freakish things was that the blood was red ink and it was a dummy who suicided.... then on the mirror it said i ran home and im mental..... we laughed our asses off and we never saw him again lol and we found out the gun was a water gun painted black..... lol i got suspended for bringin a knife and a back up sword.... damn.... i got jumped that day but i still had my mini dagger :)[/quote]
........... why don't you bring some body armor too!!! :shocked:

I hate walking a few days after it has snowed... Ice is everywhere. On my way home from school alot of people walk the same way once you leave the building... and once I lost my balance on the ice and was doing some sick ballet for about 5 seconds until I caught hold of a nearby fence. I heard people laughing and people cheering around me... I just put my head down and just kept walking..

The funny thing is that it was me, my brother, my cousin, and my friend pulling a prank on him. :D We must have been at his house at like 2:30am and we where really stoned. :D

Azncat your stories are a little too insane. Where do you live? The Twilight Zone! I mean, we all have a story about death and vilence....but damn!

A few weeks ago, i was coming out of my apartment and a black little kitty was sitting outside my door. Now i live on the second floor and i figured some one in the building must have lost it because their was no other way it could have gotten in.
It was so friendly and it kept meowing i couldnt just leave it out their like that and i couldn't take it in either because i already have a cat, who is by the way very territorial. I brought it food and played with it, but i didnt know what to do! So being the way iam, i went to every apartment asking wether they lost a kitty, not to mention it was 11 at night and i was waiking every body up and that my building has 5 floors. I found the owners, who unconviently enough for me lived on the 5th floor and didnt know there cat was missing. Im glad that the kitty was alright but now every one in the building wants to kill me. :laughlong: