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Tantum 01-13-2003 08:29 PM

Gah, I originally had a pretty funny, yet inapropriate post here. But to abide by forum rules, I edited it.


P.S. You guys need to start doing this on your own too. That's why you people get banned.

Karnage 01-13-2003 09:12 PM

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70. We don't get potbellies
That's not entirely true...

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53. If we're short, it doesn't stop guys from asking us out
To an extent...shorter than 5'3"...no way...

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49. We can slap your butts and you can't stop us
As if most guys would WANT to stop a chick from slapping our butts...

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26. In Saudi Arabia we can marry as many men as we want
You forgot the part about having no rights...

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15. We're ALWAYS innocent
Tell that to Tanya Harding and the mom who killed one of her sons and left the other two locked in a closet to starve in a house in New Jersey

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10. We don't have hairy chests
I've seen some pretty freaky shiznit in my time...

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1. Men can't live without women
And vice versa.

You also repeated a few things in there too...but otherwise, I guess we're about even...

hadoken king 01-13-2003 10:03 PM

No were not even :D there's 2 thing's that actually makes men better than women :D

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>WE DON'T HAVE TO GO IN LABOR :D (thats have children for you slow ones)

and we have phyiscal domanance over them so if they show us up we can easily beat there ass</span> :lol:

Take that angel wings

SSJKarma 01-13-2003 11:04 PM

there is lots of things that makes girl equall to us !

GIRLs that have BOY attitude... sorry but it really exists !
PINK BOYS, they exist too, not everyone is a macho !

for my part ANGEL WINGS...
you slap me, i give you a slap too !
its one for one... you girls wanted EQUALLITY you have it, fear the consequences !
you hit, i hit...
that's how life has become !
you wait in the car for me to open you the door, huh, DO IT YOURSELF !

you want me to be a gentleman and bring you SPRITES. why would i stand-up and not you ?
god gave you legs, USE THEM !
as for the ADAM and EVE thing...
sorry ANGEL, but i heard the contrary a lot !

but this is true,, there is only one reason that make me glad to be a BOY, the fact i won't go on that TABLE to let out a child !

on everything you, KARNAGE and what ANGEL said... only 20 out of 101 items are true !
if i burp in public, false that nobody will care, my friends will all surely be like saying GROSS, and some others will like be slaping me behind the head !
if a girl do it too, she'll be having the same result !

so no, guys, girls, not really any differences !
except for the GENTLEMEN acts that we are suppose to be doing, sorry, i am a GENTLEMAN before a girl, but if she hits me, i hit back !

there is no way around !

da_realX 01-14-2003 02:30 AM

u ppl.... :D add more

01-14-2003 03:59 AM

Enough sexist comments for one day...


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