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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun.
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy and then suddenly
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy and then suddenly atomic monkey man
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy and then suddenly atomic monkey man formed and said
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DAAAAYUM!!! i think its about time to start over!!
anyway, There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy and then suddenly atomic monkey man formed and said, "I am ghey." |
There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy and then suddenly atomic monkey man formed and said, "I am ghey." Therefore the monkey
Yup, we really need to start all over sometime... |
There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating themselves. Starting with their master banana and ending with their last slave. After the Bananas were put onto bigger bananas, they all sang the banana song and started to dance the banana dance. After that they ate bananas and killed all bananas before splitting solo. Then as they left, they thought "hey, lets go to Burger King and fatten up our banana bellies.for dessert they ate many bananas again, then they insisted to eat deep fried ostrich eggs with a big glass of monkey pee. So, they got the waitress to come and eat spam and give them worms that ate giant bannanas. The bananas then got Jay leno to moon a hot chicken, but then grabbed another highlighter and messed up some star constelations changing history itself so that bannanas ruled america and george bush was a homosexual that screwed up america. Elections were coming when pigs fly making it harder for santa to become supreme dictator and make every fat person go boom boom bakoozie after taking a hot dump on a mail box so santa wouldent steal mail from the elves who read every mail hoping to find a hot invitation to Playboy Mansion but always find paper order confirmation for gay elf So he decided a mail box would hold his genitals so hecould finally use his new present. The present had extra small genital and was really into all of the new versions of the Gamecube. so the elf asked Santa to buy millions of stuff to give his fellow servants because they worked while drinking beer and messed up with the machine that kept spurting out evil versions of your mom and she would scold you for not washing the pots and pans after New Years. So then the evilest elf went maverick and attacked with a big baseball bat and beat the sh.t out of the evil moms who kept spanking the horny grandmas because they were sick. All their husbands couldn't perform well enough to prove them they lost the ability to walk very good and spurt out natural gases. Once they had gotten out of the house, they could see the wonderful fight they fought during the eclipse of the sun. Some planet had become alligned with the next galaxy and then suddenly atomic monkey man formed and said, "I am ghey." Therefore the monkey
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said she had to
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(FOLLOW THE DANG RULES! )
One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said she had to take a poop but really she had to get Edited By akuma_forever on Jan. 12 2004 at 17:20 |
(Man the funniest one was the first.....now there not that funny:P)
One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said she had to take a poop but really she had to get a planet for |
One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said she had to take a poop but really she had to get a planet for her alien hostage
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said she had to take a poop but really she had to get a planet for her alien hostage situation in Alberquerque
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One day a contest was held of apple bobbing and the winner was rewarded with grilled cheese sandwhices and fried chicken. So it began every sunday at six in the Midday. There also was a idea to sell lots of sammiches to fairy godmothers but her mom said she had to take a poop but really she had to get a planet for her alien hostage situation in Alberquerque for the young
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