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Dhalsim_Dalai_Lama 06-14-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Lightbringer Posted on June 13 2003,09:44
I read the bible because I think the content is pretty stupid and funny... and has a little adult content lol
Man, y u hatin' on christians. the bible is supposed to be enriching, full of metaphors and enlightening tales. the psalms helped me get through my trial two years ago.

but even thoug i am christian, ur right psycho, those jahovas witnesses are a pain. once they came to my door and i told them im christian, but they still tried to sell my other versions of bibles. imho, missionaries went out with slavery.

Theverygrimbomb 06-14-2003 12:19 PM

Jovano Witnesses don't believe in god, they belive In Jovano, one goes to my skool, dumby! :buttrock:

Dhalsim_Dalai_Lama 06-14-2003 12:42 PM

Theverygrimbomb Posted on June 14 2003,15:19
Quote:

Jovano Witnesses don't believe in god, they belive In Jovano, one goes to my skool, dumby!
well they tried sellin me some religious books. and by the way, y are your polls so queeringly gay.

Scorponok 06-14-2003 03:32 PM

They're weird, they don't celebrate B-Days..

:S

Elena 06-14-2003 07:11 PM

[quote:post_uid8="asshole"]Well it'd been HILARIOUS if you were here.. you shoulda just heard the stuPid broads trying to make me believe in something that's not there!!!
And esPecially something that's NOT my religion!

And it'd also been funny to ya if you looked at God my way.[/quote:post_uid8]
Oh and what is ur religion?
What do you believe in? Tell me is it really there can you touch it, feel it, is it really there.

asshole 06-14-2003 07:39 PM

Elena, are you an Idiot?
I SAID I don't believe in Religion.. or God!

I was just saying that "Just cause I don't believe in the Religion i'm suPPOsed to, they tried to make me a Christian fool.."
Oh and I also said that they tried to Make my FAMILY stoP believing in the Religion they do now (yes i'm the only one in my family who doens't believe in God), and start believing in a DIFFERENT one..
Fuxk Missionaries!

Scorponok 06-14-2003 07:56 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Fuxk Missionaries![/quote]
Err.. they're you go again..

If it's these Jehova Witnesses you're talking about, don't really consider them to be "missionaries"...

asshole 06-15-2003 12:10 AM

Well, they're sPreading the word of Jesus, trying to Force PeoPle to Believe in Jesus.

Isn't that what a missionary is?

Elena 06-15-2003 08:00 AM

[quote:post_uid8="asshole"]Elena, are you an Idiot?
I SAID I don't believe in Religion.. or God!

I was just saying that "Just cause I don't believe in the Religion i'm suPPOsed to, they tried to make me a Christian fool.."
Oh and I also said that they tried to Make my FAMILY stoP believing in the Religion they do now (yes i'm the only one in my family who doens't believe in God), and start believing in a DIFFERENT one..
Fuxk Missionaries![/quote:post_uid8]
Nope sorry I'm not an idiot....Maybe I misunderstood but
You said it is NOT your religion so it means you have a religion.
You also said why believe in something that is not there....How do you know it is not there? And I ask you what is your parents religion I'm guessing its hindu and the do they believe in "something that is not there"
And missionaries are just doing what everyone else tries to do....try and make you come to there side and believe what they believe, like in court a lawyer tries and make you believe them. Or when your trying to prove someone wrong.
So stop saying fuxk missionaries because we all are one in some way.

asshole 06-15-2003 01:00 PM

Elena, I thought you'd be atleast a LITTLE bright..
Ok.. here..
When I say "My religion" I mean the one I'm SUPPOSED to believe in.. You know, the one my Family believes in.. Understood now?
Or should I break it down into easier words for ya, droogie?


And no, the religion is NOT Hinduism.. My (again remember..) Religion is TOTALLY Anti-Hinduism.. We actually fought for our Freedom from Hinduism..


And and why do my Parents Believe in something that's nto there? I dunno, ask them.. That's why I don't believe in it.

And, how do I know it's not there? Maybe cuz I've never SEEN A GOD, and I CONTROL MY LIFE!!!

Oh and about the Missionaries thing... isn't it suPPosed to be "equal rights" in Christianity? Everyone believe what they want to, no one force anyone to do anything? Well!?


You know what Elena, i'm guessing you're related with this somehow. You seem to be getting Pissed for no reason..



Edited By asshole on June 16 2003 at 05:02

Elena 06-15-2003 03:50 PM

When you said ur religion I guessed you had a religon...Sorry i misunderstood you could of just said you dont believe in anything. After all MY means belonging to one person or a WHOLE group.

And just because you can't see it doesnt mean its not there. Its not like its hurting anyone believing in a religon.

The missionaries aren't forcing you to believe in their religon...like you said YOU control ur life. And it really bother you so much tell them to leave you alone, just watch the cussing.

Related how? I'm catholic.

I was getting pissed off because ppl were making fun of other religons like lightbringer. Fine you don't have a religon or you dont like them. Then don't say anything. That way no one gets hurt.

iTALY 06-15-2003 03:51 PM

I declare asshole the winner ;)


Edit: Elena Religion is stupid...it just starts fights (wars)

For example...u and asshole are fighting over what?? religion..if there was no religion u wouldnt be fighting

(crap example but w/e)

asshole 06-15-2003 04:07 PM

That's what I meant by related, you must believe in a religion of Christians or something, that's why you got Pissed when I bashed on it.

Oh and, well, if it's not THERE, ofCOURSE it's not real then..
Are you saying that there's a big fat Brown Rabbit sitting in fornt of you with a Knife? I mean common, you just can't SEE him!!

And yes, the missionaries were FORCING me!

And, I did say before that I don't believe in religion or God, you just didn't read it, I guess.

Elena 06-15-2003 04:16 PM

[quote:post_uid0="iTALY"]I declare asshole the winner ;)


Edit: Elena Religion is stupid...it just starts fights (wars) [/quote]
Ok asshole i'll give it you except for the if you cant see it its not there thing.

And italy lots of things starts wars doesn't mean its stupid. Love starts fights does it mean its stupid. And keep comments like that to urself.

asshole 06-15-2003 06:16 PM

You know what Elena? This is actually a toPic I LIKE talking about.. we can debate all we want, but i'll WIN I bet,.. unless you won't have a counter-back but, you won't give uP.


Ok then, WHY should I believe in something that has NOTHING to do with my life? Why should I believe in something that's NOT there? And I say it's not there because I can't SEE IT!

Tell me, why should I?

SSJKarma 06-15-2003 10:02 PM

i think people NEED to believe in something in order to have hope in their lives !

may it be religion, dreams, job or anything that can be part of a belief.

that's mainly why they do believe in gods !
i have believes, but they aren'T religious ones.
my believes make me go forward in life, we all do !
so belief is normal and natural, but forcing people into religions like those fanatics who can do anything to make you join them. its just plain old stupid !

by fanatics i mean those who pass by DOOR BY DOOR... they aren'T saying thanks for your time answering us. good bye... no they want to come in and take an hour of your time reguardless of what you tell them !

i agree with asshoie on this...
fanatics are stupids and morons !
its kinda the same as those INDOUISTS fanatics who use special shoes because they donT' want to hurt beetles or ground creatures that are under them !

don't you think they are going a little too far into their believes ?

i'll add this other example...
the crusade wars !
those who fought for jerusalem... they wanted to get it back for what reason ?
not because of the people themselves... they wanted it back because it was SACRED for them and the wrong people were in it !

don't you think that war was completely non-sense considering that the only thing that made that war going on was the RELIGIONS itself and that only FANATICS were in it ? BTW, this war is still going on today for the very same reasons !



Edited By SSJKarma on June 16 2003 at 00:06

Scorponok 06-15-2003 10:44 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]And yes, the missionaries were FORCING me![/quote]
Well, in the Bible it says you have a choice... not forced to do anything.. Just get the punishment when the time comes :biggrin:

Think of these people as... hypocrites (Is that how you spell it?) :S

blossom 06-16-2003 12:52 AM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Why should I believe in something that's NOT there? And I say it's not there because I can't SEE IT!

Tell me, why should I?[/quote]
well do you believe in the air that you breath? well you cant see that can ya LOL :laughlong:
well i do belive that there is a God and that Jesus lived because the Bible gives me all the evidence i need, besides how else can you explain why we are here and how we where all created? Dont take this post wrong A$$Hole as a christian its not my place to judge anyones religious belifes or non- belifes, and im sure nobody wants a Sunday school lesson so thats all i have to say

streetpower$$ 06-16-2003 01:11 AM

[quote:post_uid4="blossom"][quote:post_uid4="asshole"]Why should I believe in something that's NOT there? And I say it's not there because I can't SEE IT!

Tell me, why should I?[/quote:post_uid4]
[color=red:post_uid4]well do you believe in the air that you breath? well you cant see that can ya LOL :laughlong:
well i do belive that there is a God and that Jesus lived because the Bible gives me all the evidence i need, besides how else can you explain why we are here and how we where all created? Dont take this post wrong A$$Hole as a christian its not my place to judge anyones religious belifes or non- belifes, and im sure nobody wants a Sunday school lesson so thats all i have to say[/color:post_uid4][/quote:post_uid4]
I agree with haer cuz have u never asked ur self why ur here on earth and why ur created and what happends to u when ur dead... ???

any way i do believe in god cuz im moslim my self...and us a
moslim i have to believe in god.... :)

pip99 06-16-2003 03:37 AM

we have those dudes..in england...there all either AFRO CARIBEAN or old white ladies..the 1 time this old lady startes speaking 2 me....my mate was there and i said " yeah ...yeah ..er .......nah"..and slamed the door...####### hilarious. meh jehovias witnesses or somethink like that.

iTALY 06-16-2003 04:56 AM

[quote:post_uid0="blossom"][quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Why should I believe in something that's NOT there? And I say it's not there because I can't SEE IT!

Tell me, why should I?[/quote]
well do you believe in the air that you breath? well you cant see that can ya LOL :laughlong:
well i do belive that there is a God and that Jesus lived because the Bible gives me all the evidence i need, besides how else can you explain why we are here and how we where all created? Dont take this post wrong A$$Hole as a christian its not my place to judge anyones religious belifes or non- belifes, and im sure nobody wants a Sunday school lesson so thats all i have to say
[/quote]
Aliens made us :0

streetpower$$ 06-16-2003 05:17 AM

Quote:

Aliens made us :0
and u say ur moslim...???

pip99 06-16-2003 05:28 AM

[quote:post_uid0="streetpower$$"]
Quote:

Aliens made us :0
and u say ur moslim...???[/quote]
it was a joke meh

Fried_Ricer 06-16-2003 06:24 AM

what r u doing???1st of all u should'nt insult ppl trying to help u out in life,especially if it is abaout god,what were u thinkin',and besides it's really not even funny at all,i didn't even make a snicker :hmmm:

asshole 06-16-2003 08:48 AM

Blossom, I'm really glad you brought that "air" Point out.. but here's what I have ta say:
You know why I believe in AIR? Because it helPs me thru life.. It keePs me alive. And you know how I know it's THERE? Because if I breathe out at my Hand, I FEEL it, on the other side if I call out Gods name, he/she/IT never resPonds in ANYway...
Oh and one other reason how I know that AIR is there and I NEED it to survive is that, IF I stoP breathing (thinking that air isn't real) will kill me.. so I NEED IT.. whatever IT is, I need it!
Or if I go under water, where there's no Air.., I will also die!

But GOD?? I don't need it.. I can't see/feel it!



Oh and about that thing... "Why we're here?"
I don't know WHY we're here, but I can tell you HOW we're here.. and NO Jahova or whoever they say nowadays DIDN'T Create us. LONG ASS TIME AGO, There was n exPlosion in the sun.. and Pieces went EVERYWHERE.. and one of them haPPened to be Earth. And then the Organisms that lived on that Piece called Earth turned into Animals and shlt.. and then we evolved!

( Sorry I made it sound like it came form a -12 year old, but I didn't feel like tyPing all that shlt! )

Roll's Friend 06-16-2003 10:34 AM

I can explain why I believe in GOD....


Unlike many who blindly worship GOD. I am a person who believes in FACT and REASON....

Those who don't worship god....I can almost promise you that that person or persons have never taken the time to study the bible.

------------------------------------------------------------
Yes the Universe began with a big bang....but what caused the BIG BANG. Don't tell me automatic inplosion....of a small atom.

Don't give me that BS....How can living beings.....Think,FEEL, BIRTH,DIE..... Science can only explain half of that....not everything.....

As I have read in the bible everything is playing out in history as it was predicted....I even studied other religions and began to gather that JUDISM,CHRISTIANY,ETC..... are all connected


Like honoring mother and father. Almost all those religions that mention Jesus or Moses in them mention those common sayings.......

-----------------
To be concluded....

Saijin_Ryu 06-16-2003 10:34 AM

Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead YOUR life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith :D

Roll's Friend 06-16-2003 10:38 AM

[quote:post_uid10="Saijin_Ryu"]Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead [b:post_uid10]YOUR[/b:post_uid10] life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith :D[/quote:post_uid10]
Yea, and one day your friends will all be dead and gone....and then what will you look for in guidance.......Vidoe games.....hehe....Dragon ball Z. :laugh:

Scorponok 06-16-2003 11:16 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"]Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead YOUR life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith :D[/quote]
Silly people... :)

asshole 06-16-2003 11:41 AM

No, I agree with Saijin-Ryu, I lead my own life too!


But yo SBYRD, you say you believe what you read in the Bible, right? Well don't you realize that the Bible was written AFTER the World started?? Billions of years after!

And how we have feelings?
YES, Science can answer that!


But how The Big Bang Theory haPPened?
Of course it was just an exPlosion, just like how OUR World right now is gonna sink in Water, becasue there's too much water... just like that, the Sun blew uP from being Hot.

SSJKarma 06-16-2003 01:41 PM

SBYRD: your sayings are as wrong as our !

i mean this...
you say that the big bang isn't a possible explanation of our existence, but know that your explanation is also an impossibility !

why ?
simple...
because both requires that there is a creator. ours is based on self evolution while yours talks about a CREATURE who created us !

if you ask:"what made the big bang ?" i will answer you by...
what is the sound of the falling three if no one is there to listen to it ?

its like many questions that we'll probably never have any answers.
just like your belief which is not based on any facts !

example:
you say god created us... so i ask you, who created GOD ?
see, same question as you asked asshoie about the big bang !

you say you base yourself on facts...
what as god ever did for you in 2000 years ?
nothing !
at least I never hapenned to receive any words from him !
no miracle, no proof of his existence at all !
you say the bible should be read in order to understand !
i say how can you believe a book that is OVER 2000 years old ? (yeah i do have included the OLD TESTAMENTS)

ever played the game called THE PHONE ?
same thing happens here !
one write something, the other add a comment to it, the third thinks the comments is part of the sentence and write it back all in one. the fourth add another comment, the fifth looks at the sentence and comment and decide that the first part doesn't go well with the rest, so he deletes it and write the newly obtained sentence.

see, it goes on like this for more then 2000 years !
now knowing that it had been translated over 300 times in that time, you already see it being changed like 300 times in a row !

now i ask you, what can you blieve in this if you can't know what is good and what is wrong in there ?
unlike the game, there is no one who can bring back the original paragraphs !

so how can you be sure that what you believe in, is real ?
see where we go ?
that's what we've been talking about sbyrd !

like assoie said, air is not visible, but it is there cause i need it to live. i feel it, i sens it, i can produce it !
GOD have nothing of those, so why would i believe in it ?

as far as i know, there is none who could proove me that god ever existed and that's mainly why i loved my secondary 5 religion teacher. he never tryed to convince us of believing in something that he can't even prooves that exists, he just showed us all religions and showed us the difference between them all !

anyway...
like i said, people need to believe in something...
may it be god or soemthing else... but we need that belief in orsder to evolve. i can only guess that next sentence, but i guess people just needed to believe in something greater then them as a way to understand the universe as it is !

people wants to know evrything, but the UNKNOWN is what makes us alive !
at least that's what i think !

Scorponok 06-16-2003 01:46 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]just like how OUR World right now is gonna sink in Water, becasue there's too much water[/quote]
Lol...

And Karma, you say the Bible of today is extremely different? If you're so worried why not go and read the ancient scripts?

I've SEEN scrolls of it, they still exist..

SSJDan 06-16-2003 02:57 PM

you guys should get into agnosticism. not sure if i spelled it right though

SSJKarma 06-16-2003 04:27 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Scorponok"][quote:post_uid0="asshole"]just like how OUR World right now is gonna sink in Water, becasue there's too much water[/quote]
Lol...

And Karma, you say the Bible of today is extremely different? If you're so worried why not go and read the ancient scripts?

I've SEEN scrolls of it, they still exist..
[/quote]
and ?
it still don't prooves that what is writen on those scrolls is true or false ?

asshole 06-16-2003 04:40 PM

Seriously...

Scorponok 06-16-2003 04:41 PM

Ok then, forget the scrolls...

Read the Bible, compare it to older stuff, then with all other related material you can find, think for yourself, then decide if it's true. I can't make you believe anything.. (I'm reffering to the Bible being true)

:S

Elena 06-16-2003 05:05 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]No, I agree with Saijin-Ryu, I lead my own life too!


But yo SBYRD, you say you believe what you read in the Bible, right? Well don't you realize that the Bible was written AFTER the World started?? Billions of years after!

And how we have feelings?
YES, Science can answer that!


But how The Big Bang Theory haPPened?
Of course it was just an exPlosion, just like how OUR World right now is gonna sink in Water, becasue there's too much water... just like that, the Sun blew uP from being Hot.[/quote]
Yes of course you lead ur own life God gave us free will...God just helps us a little once in while

Ever hear of oral tradition.

We have feelings because...we need it in both scientific and bible version we have feelings...In the bible we know we have feelings because God said he was tired of boring birds and stuff he decided he would make Adam...He got lonely and God made him Eve. Scientific reason is because it shows we are unique. And we are animals you know we are just more complexed and we evolvled.

The sun never blew up it is going to blow up and a few billion years or so according to science. And our world is not going to sink in water it will wear away. Then earthquakes will happen open cracks and blah blah blah. Ozone layer wears away...gravitational pull...all that other stuff which i dont feel like explaning.

And for whoever asked the question y is the bible different because before there was paper and ink ppl had to tell the story by mouth and usally the person was really old and usally left out something or added something. And to add to it some king didn't like what the original bible said so he changed it and left out some stuff and kept the stuff that he thought would be good.

Hey,it helps having a religous mother and a scientific father who is like asshole and doesn't believe in God.

asshole 06-16-2003 05:39 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"]We have feelings because...we need it in both scientific and bible version we have feelings...In the bible we know we have feelings because God said he was tired of boring birds and stuff he decided he would make Adam...He got lonely and God made him Eve. Scientific reason is because it shows we are unique. And we are animals you know we are just more complexed and we evolvled.[/quote]
How can you say that!?
There were HUMANS Before the Bible!!

And if you believe all that, then tell me PLEASE, why there are more than One kind of God? I mean EVERY Religion has its' god, right?
Well if what YOU said is true, shouldn't that matter to all?

NO!!
Because no one's ever seen "GOD"...
PeoPle make uP stories, and aftera VERY LONG TIME, PeoPle start to Believe them!

Scorponok 06-16-2003 05:50 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]
How can you say that!?
There were HUMANS Before the Bible!! [/quote]

Very true, but the Bible contained within it the stories of the first humans..

Quote:

And if you believe all that, then tell me PLEASE, why there are more than One kind of God? I mean EVERY Religion has its' god, right?
Ok, in the Bible, it tells about how everybody built this structure in defiance of God, and were forced to scatter throughout the earth by Him, turning into different cultures.. they went astray, and turned into people like you asshole, believin' in whatever they feel like doin' at the time... do some research on that time period, and Babylon, Babel, Mesopotamia, crap like that, and you'll see... (Notice how I didn't say look in the Bible, since you wouldn't believe it)
Quote:

NO!!
Because no one's ever seen "GOD"...
PeoPle make uP stories, and aftera VERY LONG TIME, PeoPle start to Believe them!
People make up stories, eh? Must be some sick, deluded people that waste their time writing THOUSANDS of pages for the Bible, then.. just for the MERE FUN of seeing people believe in it..

NOTICE how the USA is better off than most other countries, it's because it WAS FOUNDED ON THE BASIS OF RELIGION, the founding fathers were Christian..

But people are straying away from the TRUTH, so the country's going into RUIN




Edited By Scorponok on June 16 2003 at 20:51

Elena 06-16-2003 06:02 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Scorponok"][quote:post_uid0="asshole"]
How can you say that!?
There were HUMANS Before the Bible!! [/quote]

Very true, but the Bible contained within it the stories of the first humans..

Quote:

And if you believe all that, then tell me PLEASE, why there are more than One kind of God? I mean EVERY Religion has its' god, right?
Ok, in the Bible, it tells about how everybody built this structure in defiance of God, and were forced to scatter throughout the earth by Him, turning into different cultures.. they went astray, and turned into people like you asshole, believin' in whatever they feel like doin' at the time... do some research on that time period, and Babylon, Babel, Mesopotamia, crap like that, and you'll see... (Notice how I didn't say look in the Bible, since you wouldn't believe it)
Quote:

NO!!
Because no one's ever seen "GOD"...
PeoPle make uP stories, and aftera VERY LONG TIME, PeoPle start to Believe them!
People make up stories, eh? Must be some sick, deluded people that waste their time writing THOUSANDS of pages for the Bible, then.. just for the MERE FUN of seeing people believe in it..

NOTICE how the USA is better off than most other countries, it's because it WAS FOUNDED ON THE BASIS OF RELIGION, the founding fathers were Christian..

But people are straying away from the TRUTH, so the country's going into RUIN
[/quote]

Very well said.
And about the ppl before the bible...duh...I said oral tradition which meant that ppl keep passing down stories of adam and eve and so on till someone could write it down


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