gorrilla with a gun trying to shoot me down

(crazy world)

so I used my martial arts skills to...

beat the gorrilla but out of nowhere Tarzan(ape man) appears out of nowhere.

and he has an army of 100 apes. but i pull out my grenade launcher and then................................

*BOOM* i can only see blood!.....

but wait..........tarzan survived! but here comes jackie chan.......................

I saw him get mad So I did a kaiokanX2 then the fun begun when out of nowhere......

... a final flash came in and killed JACKIE CHAN ! i was like ...

noooooooooooo and tarzan is still here. without jackie chan now comes chris tucker and................................

does his special "Shinkuu Hadoken" on Tarzan, making him fly 10 feet in the air. Then I decide to team up with Chris so we....

fight our way back to earth, but he wont shut up but we got get back to earth so........................

we start to work on Rush Hour 3,but he has the idea to....

To pull out his wrench and mess with the controls which....

Started the sandwich making machine,and Chris had to.....

stop it or else the toxins in the sandwich will mutate into a giant meat monster that...

ate flesh and had acid for salvia, me and chris had to.....

...Sing pollywolly doodle while spinning around in pink tu-tu's, although...

... i didn't like ballet, i had to do it, but when we did i let CHRIS do it all, but saddly he died from laughing. so i was ...

attacked by darth vader and an army a robots lead by the terminator........................

then predator poped up with the Alein army to fight...

but i am so lucky, robocop shows up and fight the terminator and his army. i use the force to call obi-wan-kenobi but i need jackie chan to fight the predator. to bring him back to life i must..........................................

find the 7 dragon ball's but.....

i was suddenly abducted by 100 ufo's. but............................................... ...

[color=blue:post_uid4]I took a Grenade launcher out of my secret equipment bag.

Then I opened a new sun roof or was it a window.

Then I fell out of the Light beam transport system........[/color:post_uid4]

and jumped down to the ground and firing at the ufo's, destroying all of them. i hit the ground and found a dragon ball. now to find the other 6 but then............................................

freeza poped up with 3 I ran and sprayed my hair gold, and put in blue contacts, freeza ran away and now i 4 balls but then....

... Spiderman entered and STEALED my precious dragonballs ! but i had my ...

...condom which is high-tech that could almost suck all his sperms and make a person weak.. :laughlong:

... so i took out my DILDO-SABER and plug it in his ass ! and then it was over ! or was it ...

[CSIT: you're being too sexual, don't make me do that again !]

lol sorry

.. a self-destruction.. solid got blown off but luckily pulled off his shield... i had onslought in mind and decided to blow him off on top of spidey..

.............who enjoys masturbating with the dildo saber....which leads 2...

(no more of those dum posts.... plz) :) Anyway, back to the story..... Spidy blew up and left his super costume on the floor. I put it on and became super spider man!

i get my 4 dragon balls back and found 2 more on him. i got in the mellinum falcon and with a fleet of star trek ships lead by voyager........................................... .............

as we were crusing throu space, frezza and his father took over the ship in revenge. Oh no I have no more gold hairspary
then......

i used my super spiderman costume and spider-webbed them both. I then headed back to earth when suddenly a giant...

..robot confronted me and said..

... do you know the way to the sun ? i gave him the direction and asked him why he wanted to know ? he replyed ...

because the galatic fleet is in trouble and the energy from the sun is the only way to defeat the evil....

Cyborg pikachu

and his evil assisant....robotic weedle