Your heat and mute spells do not work on me!
My mouth is so big nothing can shut it!!
And, DAMN, I'm a pyro!!

*takes out dragon claws*
it's hunt'n tiiime.
*hard rock music plays*
Razz runs into the battle field. Ready to kick arse.

BTW, here's some Moogle pics.

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/...ople/moghi.gif
http://http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/graphics/people/mog.jpg
http://http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/graphics/people/mog2.jpg
http://http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/graphics/people/moginst.jpg
http://http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/graphics/sketch/mog.jpg

THOSE, my friends, are moogles.

EDIT: Fixed the links... o.O

<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>I didn't know that moogles were 404 error pages...</span>

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Dan casts TurnBlack on the moogles and starts firing off rapid-fire Pearl on them. Unfortunately for them the moogle's journey into the X-Zone remove the enchantments, and Roll cast all of those enchantments on herself.</span>

Nothing is more satisfying than moogle-hunting using Pearl magic.

he put it rong. he put two http:// 's :D

thanks Dark piccolo, by reviving ALL the people that had been KILLED by ME. i was included in your wish !

*teleport in front of the namekian dragon*
SSJKarma:"i wish all the moogles to die"
*Karma said his wish in nameks*
PORUNGA:"it shall be done"
*Roll sees all the moogle die*
SSJKarma:"second wish, i wish roll be my wife for life"
*again said in nameks*
PORUNGA:"as you wish"
*roll is suddently married with SSJKarma*
PORUNGA:"my duty is done, FAREWELL"
*all dragonballs scatters around nameks*
*SSJKarma teleport right in front of roll*
SSJKarma:"how have you been doing dear ?"
ROLL:"well..."
*Roll gives a big slap to Karma*
ROLL:"NEXT TIME DON'T DO SOMETHING AS STUPID AS MARRYING US, BASTARD"

Will roll be able to save the moogle from there death prison ?
stay tune for the next episode of... *drum roll*
HEROES OF MOOGLE KILLING SLUGFEST

What the bloody hell is a moogle

wait. ya killing sumthing and didnt tell me?

*opens arsenal doors*

pick your weapon:

handguns: machineguns: grenade and rocket launchers:
9mm m-16 assult rifle m-79 grenade launcher
socom aks-74u nikita[remote controlled missle]
pk-102 stinger missle launcher
biz-2

power weapons: explosives:
12 guage shotgun C-4 plastic explosive
UAS-12 shotgun claymore mines

have fun :D

*grabs the dragonballs from earth and unwishes the last two wishes done by Porunga*
hmph...
*glows again, and casts Full-life on ALL the moogles, and then casts invincible moon on them and herself again*
Since RAZZ is a Pyro.... he has the fire elemental attribute....which means... *casts Blizzaga on Razz and he becomes KO'D* Well, at least I didn't kill him...

so the dragonball are now all used up !
what should i do ?
blow up the universe !
how can i do this ?
*thinking*
*thinking again*
*continu to think*
*still thinking*
*3 days later, still thinking*
What am i thinking about ?
*stop thinking*
Let's kill roll and it will be alright
*goes to roll and slap her around with a large FISH*
*but get repulsed by that moon thing*
what is that ?
call out for a nuclear strike on roll's position...
with a 3000 megatons bomb !
BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !
*screen fades out and 3 words appear*

TO BE CONTINUED...
who will stop the madness of Karma ?
what will happen to the moogles ?
is roll strong enought to deal with so much human ?
so much question for so much time !

see the answers in the next episode of...
HEROES OF MOOGLES KILLING SLUGFEST

*coughs* That's WAY too much smoke! *blows it away with Aero and sighs* Karma, you're in WAY over your head... *pulls out her Grenade Launcher and aims at Karma* When will you learn? *shoots, but a moogle hits the gun upwards, and it goes over Karma and blows up a building* ...hm? *looks at the moogle and sees why it did it* Oh my gosh! Karma, when I am finished over here, you're going to be hurt VERY badly!! *casts Wall, and a wall of solid stone enforced by titanium appears around her and the moogles as she tends to something even bigger than them*

What is Roll doing? Will Karma find out? What ever happened to Snake's guns? And will Machine EVER get a working brain? Find out next time...

*snake stands at the arsenal doors outside, smoking a cig* now this is the good #### *the ground shakes* what the....... *moogles appear in front of him from a distance* good. i hope they here to party *snake gets two m-16 and fires but they keep coming* damn. this is a big invasion. *snake gets 2 m-79's and fires away. but they keep coming in thousands* no way i aint losing!!!!!!!!! *he keeps firing but they keep coming*


will he survive?

*Karma starts crying*
Karma:"tell me now roll, i want to know, I WANT TO KNOW !"
Roll:"mhm hhmh hmmh mh mhmmhm mhmhmh hmmh mhmhmh"
Karma:"what did you say ?"
Roll:"mhm hhmh hmmh mh mhmmhm mhmhmh hmmh mhmhmh"
Karma:"damn walls !"
*takes out his rocket launchers and fire it up on the wall*
*BAAAAMMMM, a big hole appear in the wall*
Karma:"now what did you say ?"
Roll:"i said you will never know cause i'm not going to tell you !"
*Karma starts crying again*
Karma:"but i want to know it !"
Roll:"poor baby, let me get you a kleenex"
*roll walk toward karma and give him a kleenex*
Karma:"GOT YA"
*Karma jump on Roll and hold her by the neck*
Karma:"the way is clear everyone, just kill those moogles and let's get out of here !"

TO BE CONTINUED...
how will roll get out of this one ?
what will happen to the moogles ?

find out next, on...
HEROES OF MOOGLES AND MAGICS

*pulls forward and flips Karma off of her*
Roll: Try that again and you'll be the one who's killed!!!
*Goes back to what she was doing after adding several hundred layers of walls to the other one*
Roll: Now, how are they?
Moogle: Kupo! kupo po po po po!
Roll: hm.....
What's happening with Roll and the moogles? Will Karma ever make some smarter attacks? (Karma: AARRGH!) Will anyone? (Karma: DAMNIT!)

*looks at the ground and the walls*
Karma:"i have an idea !"
*roll talking to the moogles*
Karma:"dig and dig as far as i can and dig and dig as far as i could..."
*roll hearing something from below*
*all moogles get swallowed by the ground*
Roll:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"
*she gets down in the hole and gets trapped in a net*
KARMA:"was it smarter my dear ?"
*he then carry all the moogles in that giant bag and walks toward the exit !*

*screen fading to black*
TO BE CONTINUE...
will the moogle finaly meet their end ?
will Roll abandon all hopes to save the moogles ?

find out next, in ...
HEROES OF MOOGLES AND MAGICS

*calls her animal friends to help her, and they trample Karma, then steal the bag of moogles and put them inside the wall again*
Damn you Karma.... Leave these moogles alone! We're in the middle of something important.............?!
*jumps out of the net (with the help of her animal friends) and opens the bag to see a particularly fat Moogle Female sweating and breathing heavily*
Grrrrr...... Karma.....
*casts Meteor on Karma & Snake, and they are sent to an alternate universe to be pummeled by Meteors*

Karma:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!! meteors !"
*chuck and jive at the meteors*
Karma:"yeah baby, come and get destroyed !"
*every little meteor is destroyed by a single punch*
Karma:"yeah ! that was fun.......................AAAAAHHHHHH my hand !"
*blow on his bruised hand*
Karma:"how do we get back ?"
*looking at snake*
Snake:"we blow us the hell out of here !"
*draw his rocket launcher, blow a hole in time and space*
*Karma and snake are back to the walls*
Karma:"how do i get those moogles ?"
snake:"don't know, your problem ! come and get me if ya want some ammo or guns"
*goes to his stand and light a cigarette*

screen fades to black...
TO BE CONTINUED...
How will Karma get those pesky moogles ?
what is the big thing that roll is preparing ?
find out next, in...
HEROES OF MOOGLES AND MAGICS

come back about a page or two and see RAZZ post... he show you what a moogle is !

yeah, jsut go to page 5, and it's the top post. Those are moogles, and they are from Final Fantasy games. Well, anyhoo.

*gets out shotgun*
Dang moogles... GIT' OFFA MAH DIRT FARM!!!
*begins to shoot moogles like crazy*
DAT'S WUT Y'ALL GIT'!*shoots more moogles*

(Dark Piccolo cast Aura on Razz then gets the h*ll outta the way) ^_^

I'm going to add the friend and protector of the Moggles to your story.

Uramo(I think thats spelled right) the yeti from FF3(Or 6 in japanese version).

Uramo=

moggles=Get them Uramo there trying to hurt us.

Uramo=Blizzard.(an attack of the Yeti)

Razz=Whatever...Flaming Fist.(His limit break..from Dark's Aura)

*the two powers lock in a challenge of strength*

Razz=your preety strong for some yeti that thinks he is the protector of moggles......

Uramo=*silence*

Razz=I'm starting to loss power...what an epic challenge we're completely evenly matched.

Uramo=.....

Mog= Stop Uramo!!

Uramo=Why sir.

Razz=Why are you talking to a moggle and not me....snake shoot his ass.

*Uramo is turned around talking to Mog the leader of the moggles*

Snake=Freeze in time Yeti,haaaaa

Everyone else=He wouldn't dare!!!!!!!

Snake=*pulls the trigger*

I'm done, Why didn't anyone include chocobos(That cool running bird) :D

*while doing his flaming fist*
SSJKarma:"time to show you my real strengh"
*powering-up*
SSJKarma:"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!"
*a golden light appears from Karma*
Roll:"what's that light coming in from outside the wall ?"
Yeti:"huh !!"
*suddently the light get-off and a golden aura surronds Karma*
SSJKarma:"time to go super"
*Karma's hair turn golden and his eyes turn green*
*the walls surrounding roll break-up and send her and the moogles flying away*
*yet, the yeti stand still.*

AND SO THE BATTLE BEGIN.

*screen fades out*
TO BE CONTINUED...
Karma is now at his maximum, will it be enought for him to defeat the yeti ?

find next, on...
HEROES OF MOOGLES AND MAGICS

Uramo=Your strong....

SSJKarma(in a cool deep voice)=Thanks your strong as well.

Mog=Take him down for all the moggles.

Moggles=Yea for all of us.

Uramo=I understand I must kill SSJKARMA.

SSJKARMA= You won't get the chance.

*Before the snow ape could even catch his breath Karma was on the offensive*
------------------------------------------------------------

An hour later

Karma=I have to accend to a higher level than super level 1.

*Uramo's Aura starts to glow bright blue*

SSJKARMA=Dammit..ARGGGGGhhhhh

*pushes his powers to super ultra level one ,but he can't quit accend(yet)*

Uramo=You drop died NOW!!!!!!!!

SSKarma=I have the power,but not the energy for it.

*Karma's life force starts to fade*

SSJKarma=*Deforms from ultra....he is still super level one though*

Ok I'm done for tonight.

Karma:"dammit ! i can't win this by brute force. then i'll blast it"
*Karma's bringing all his might into one giant blast*
Karma:"DRAGOOOONNNNNN, BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !"
*2 giant dragon like blast come out from karma's hand, and rush at URAMO*
URAMO:"huh ?! aaaaaahhhh !"
*URAMO start running away but can't seems to get any distances from them*
*a giant explosion occured*
*shoving the dust away*
URAMO:"i'm not done yet)
(thinking) *damn, it was too strong for me*
*Karma's aura start fading away*
Karma:"it's not possible ! no one had ever survived... to... that..."
*karma fall unconscius on the ground, while his hair and eyes return to normal*

Roll:"everyone's ok ?"
Moogles:"kupo kupo kupo"
Roll:"glad that this is over, URAMO are you alright ?"
URAMO:"i'm fine, i guess"
*URAMO fall to the ground too*
ROLL:"URAMO !!!!!!"
*roll running to uramo*
ROLL:"URAMO answer me !"

TO BE CONTINUED...

SBYRD5=did someone order a potion an tonic to go.

Karma=.......

SBYRD5=This guy looks like he's about to bit the dust....

*SBYRD5 gives him the potion he saved from ealrier*

Karma=Were am I...I'm healed.(Note:Saiyians strenght double after every lost)

SBYRD5=This gu has an strong aru...ArrrrrrrGGGGHHHH

*I'm knocked out cold*

Uramo=He is annoying.....

Roll=that wasn't nice for a protecter...

Mog=Uramo thats enough...lets go home and eat flavored snow.

Uramo=Hell no I want real food!!!

*Snowball attack at Mog*

Mog=I trained you yeti and I can break you with my rage. :angryfire:

*Mog over heats and faints*

Roll=I used up my MP earlier....oh no were is my elixers and ethers??

*Uramo is drinking something*

Roll=You fool thats not juice.

Uramo=Did you call Uramo a fool...ohh hhoo ohh

SSJKarma=i know how to win now.

*Karma turns super again*

SSJKarma=I'll change my attack into heat....since he can take the cold shoulder he can't take the heat.

Uramo=Good Bye little girl...Arggggggghh

*Roll uses an magic barrier item for her and the moggles*

Uramo=Why air so hard.

Roll=It's a barrier with a rate of 25% defence monster.

Uramo=???

Roll=Lets just say you can't hurt us.

Uramo=I'll..ARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH....*Uramo falls as slummed as a drunk into the snow*

SSJKarma=My Flaming Dragon Buster worked had an awsome affect compared to my normal Dragon buster.....

Roll=You saved me...and the moggles

SSJKarma=you maybe...the moggles no i'm still going to kill them

*Uramo's face first in the snow is he KO'ed*

Stay tooned for another crazy episode.

okay we must end this now
(Dark Piccolo powers up and draws his gun blade)
time to die!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Piccolo charges at the moogles and uses LION HEART.

stands by the armory, smoking a cig................................

*pulls out her herbs, and makes an elixer, then uses it*
Damn you, Karma. If you want to mess with the moogles anymore, you're going to die while doing it!

*casts Doom on Karma* Enjoy your last five minutes of life, Karma... Now, does anyone ELSE want to die a VERY slow death? :biggrin:

SSJKarma:"stay out of my way Piccolo"
*blast piccolo out of the way and charge at the moogles*
DarkPiccolo:"they are mine !"
*shoot karma in the leg*
*Karma dodge the bullet and rush piccolo with an hammer punch*
*piccolo dodge and counter with his blade*
*Karma also dodge and counter with a kick to the stomach*
SSJKarma:"your taking me too lightly"
*piccolo recovers from the kick and punch Karma in the head*
DarkPiccolo:"who is stronger now ?"
Roll:"i am !"
*cast fireball on both sending them away from all those moogles*
Roll:"now don't try to kill them again !"

TO BE CONTINUED...

after Karma dies Dark Piccolo uses a pheonix down on him
Dark Piccolo: dang Karma im gettin tired of savin your @$$ :D

*casts Cura on herself, casts Holy on SSJKarma, casts death on Piccolo, and casts Invincible moon on herself and the moogles* Phew! All this casting is getting me thirsty... Let's go get some ice cream! ^-^ *walks off to Carvel and buys ice cream for herself and the moogles*

(Dark Piccolo uneffected by the death spell)
Dark Piccolo: wait a second dont you guys know what happens when a saiyan sees the moon??
(Karma starts to transform)
Karma: now you will see what true power is





to be continued

*finish transforming and start firing blast all over the place*
Roll:"nothing can break this spell !"
Moogles:"kupo kupo kupo"
Roll:"you'll be alright little guys"
DarkPiccolo:"but, WHO'S GONNA PROTECT ME ?"
SolidSnake:"not me !"
*throw his finished cigarettes and takes out his cigarette pack*
SolidSnake:"DAMN !!! i'm out of cigarettes"
DarkPiccolo:"i Know what to do !"
*Piccolo thinking (but if cut Karma's tail, i let her spell live and i lost the moogles. in the other hand, if i do cut his tail, he's gonna be out of the match for a while and i'll have only Roll and her barrier to deal with. what should i do ?)*

TO BE CONTINUED...
Will the invincible moon hold on ?
What will Piccolo do in such a case ?
Will SolidSnake find out a solution to his demise ?

find out next, on...
HEROES OF MOOGLES AND MAGICS

hmmm it seems that what started as a simple moogle hunting thread started by Razz has evolved into a vast 8 page epic.................well back to work

Dark Piccolo: i know what to do (Piccolo summons the GF Edin)
GF Edin fires his beam past both Karma & Roll
Dark Piccolo: dont worry guys he's aimin this thing straight at the moon
Karma/Roll/Moogles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the moon is destroyed


Karma has returned to normal and Roll has dropped her defence......do the moogles stand a chance?

to be continued

[goes to the corner store and buy 2 packs if cigs, killing a couple of moogles on the way back to the armory.]

snake: WHAT THE.................................

SSJKarma:"NOOOOOO ! what have you done, you fool ! i could have killed them all"
DarkPiccolo:"i wouldn't have let you do that ! because THEY ARE MINE NOW !"
*piccolo rushes to roll before roll has time to recover*
*puts her hand in front of her and close her eyes*
Karma:"WHAT THE..."
*roll open her eyes, to her suprised, there is nothing in front of her. except for karma about 50 fett away looking at her feets. she look down"
Roll:"WHAT THE..."
*DarkPiccolo is now a... FROG !*
Roll:"how did i do that ?"
*DarkPiccolo try and speak but only to hear the sound of a frog, the frog he became*
Karma:"That's weird, i wonder what sound it'll make if i squash it !"
*Karma walk to DarkPiccolo and raise his foot*

TO BE CONTINUED...
what will happen to DarkPiccolo ?
worst, what have cause him to become what he is ?

stay online for the next episodes of...
HEROES OF MOOGLES AND MAGICS

*BYRD regains his senses to see the close demise of Dark piccolo*

SBYRD5=Nooooooo.............I cast the spell "mini"

*Karma steps on the ground*

Karma=That ends that.....wait what is that green wall infront of me....ARrggghhh it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen....

DarkPiccolo=Riptt riptt....Budwiser....ripttt rippptt...Whaaaazzz...ripppttt..uuuppp

*Snake Drinking his beer*

Snake=Hmmm I'm going to the corner store again...who wants something.....

Karma=Ahhhh I'm small...*checks inside pants* Ahhhhhhhhh change me back!!!! :laugh:

SBYRD5=Well since you like to kill moggles so much...

*SBYRD5 gives mog a hammer*

Mog=Kupo!!!!

SBYRD5=Haaa....you better get a head start karma.

Roll=SB thats not fair.....

SBYRD5=Ohh thats right.....Cast "Frog" on Roll.

Roll=Wait nooooottt meee...ripppttt

SBYRD5= Well you did it to me... :laugh:

Snake=Yo,Byrd what you want from the store.

SBYRD5=How long will it take you snake...in military time and then Eastern and Central...ect.

Snake=*Cocks gun* Like I said what do you want from the store? :angryfire:

SBYRD5=Cream soda...sir. :0

*some strange Beast uses a maiden's Kiss on Roll....*
Beast: Get 'em, Girl!
*and the beast disappeared*
Roll: (who was that...?) KARMA! PICCOLO! We're at an ICE CREAM PLACE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Store Manager: *Grabs Karma and Piccolo's ears and pulls them* You two owe me LOT'S of money for the damages!
Piccolo & Karma: Hey! Ow! ow! ow! Stop! Leggo!
Everyone: ............
Cashier: Order up! 3,000,000 Kupo Nut ice cream and 1 Lemon Sherbert!
Roll: That's mine! ^.^
*and as Roll takes the order and distributes it around to the moogles, Karma and Piccolo are taken to the back to do dish duty for the next 5 years*

Will Karma and Piccolo live? (DUH!) What will happen to Karma and Piccolo? (SOAP SCUM?!) Will SByrd get his Cream Soda? And how did Roll pay for that ice cream anyway? See ya next time!

you putted us in a hell hole my dear !

SSJKarma:"what did i do ?"
DarkPiccolo:"stop talking and help me out ok, i have trouble keeping up if you don't help !"
SSJKarma:"shut up will you ! i'm out of here !"
*step outside run to roll, then take her by the arm and teleport out out in the desert !*
SSJKarma:"now let's finish this will you !"
*Karma takes a fighting stance*
Roll:"your not serious, are you ?"
SSJKarma:"Fight or die, your call !"
Roll:{bummer, what will i do ? if i fight i might get kill and if i get kill no one will protect the moogles anymore. if i don't fight... well i prefer not to think about that !}
SSJKarma:"stop thinking and answer my challenge, or die !"
SSJKarma:{mess with the best, die like the rest ! hell yeah, that would be cool to say... damn, its a straight copy of that ZEROCOOL guy in HACKERS !}

TO BE CONTINUED...

oh great now im stuck doing all these dishes***sigh***









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oh great now im stuck doing all these dishes***sigh***









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