[color=magenta:post_uid4]I didn't go anywhere. I just had stuff to do. School starts in 1 week for me. So, I gotta get ready. *sigh* oh well. Anywho, I got something special..
[img:post_uid4]http://www.boomspeed.com/roll/SakuraPoster.jpg[/img:post_uid4]

and what are you talking about? Duo planted a virus in ZeroEna's computer. He couldn't do anything in here unless he went to a different computer... :( *is now depressed*[/color:post_uid4]

Well yeah the Virsus duo planted in Zeroena's Computer made it so he couldn't post here at all for a while.

Don't worry Zero almost got the virsus out of his system he came back one day for 30 min. because of the virsus...You weren't there so he eventually left but he posted before he left go check back in the "Radio Show" topic.
:angryfire: ( :angryfire: I didn't like his joke about me having gas from Burritos though....)

We are in the radio show topic... and if he is able to stop the virus for a while, then why isn't he back? Explain that to me!

[color=cyan:post_uid12]*continues to sing* En riga-lint[/color:post_uid12]

He has no idea that your here Roll. :butbut:

God I feel like garbage...... :( I'm the lowest form of life on the planet.... well second lowest there's Duo holding that spot..... :( :( Roll.....I.....I tried everything I know but couldn't cancel it out it crashed the whole thing....I tried to fix it but my older sister (she's like 21) had to reset everything I had tryed tracking Duo down because my computer has a doomsday count down thing the thing poped up on screen It said I had like 14 hours left untilll it crashed totaly. and I went on a mad search for Duo... I found him he'd pissed of some people at the mall..... from two different gangs one near my neiborhood and one near his darn idiot.... :( they were ready to turn him inside out... so I had to step in and save his stupid carcass.... he'd ended up with a bloodly nose sprained left wrist I'd goted stabbed in the side just barely, some scraches and slightly busted lower lip. The cuts were from some looneys that pulled them god knows how out of their stomachs it was sick they were like fish scaleing knives I had to drag Duo half consis back to his house....and we took care of our wounds there then I remembered the virus why I'd tracked him down in the first place...I tryed to use his computer to get the anti virus selfdestruct password thing or whatever kills the virus he helped me check through his computer but when we clicked on the anti virus file the screen melted away and this skull and cross bones thing came up and it crashed he doesn't have any anti virus stoff like virus sheild nothing squat. Then I lost it.. I picked up a pair of scissors and theratend to cut off his brad and choke him with it then lite it on fire and toss it back on his head he said he wouldn't tell so I chased after him with the scissors while he was running he fell tripped he tryed to get up but I pinned him down with my foot and yanked his braid up ready to slice it then he cracked and told me it was some guy at the mall who made it for him for like five dollars I took of with him over there he took me where the guy was he was like 16 with darf for wanes world like hair I yold him to give the stupid anti virus and he said to give him $50 for it. I only had 10 and Duo was broke and the guy started to laugh in my face then I totaly lost it. jumped on him knocked his over grabbed him by the trought and ordered him to give it to me. but the guy's friend had snuck up from behind and knocked me off with one of the food court chairs and they took off to the parking lot and drove off. At this point I was ready to kill Duo with my bare hands but he started to brake down crying and apologizeing. I didn't have the heart to beat the crud out of him... not to menchion the energy to do it either. by then all I had left was half an hour and I made that last poast before total system melt down. and I had to get a tecknis shot for the stab because he(my doctor) wasn't sure if that knife had been rusty or not. :( I know it isn't much of an excuse Roll... but please find it in your heart to forgive me....sniff*
For the first time in his life Zero is misty eyed on the verge of tears... turns around wipes his face pretending to have dirt in his eye and walks up to Roll*
Zero: Roll... I want you to punch me..... I deserve that at the very least...... :( after disappearing and not saying anything.....I wouldn't blame you if you were furious at me.... but truely Roll.... I'm sorry. sniff* a single lone tear falls to the ground and it starts to rain.....*
"................................................. ................................. I'm at your judgement......................................... ......"

You had me worried sick! I have school now so I can barely ever come into the forums..!

I'm glad everything is back to normal
1)Duo got his
2)Zero got Roll
3)I'm alone but happy with what life give me
????Were is Duo???? :huh2:

[quote:post_uid0="ZeroEna"]God I feel like garbage...... :( I'm the lowest form of life on the planet.... well second lowest there's Duo holding that spot..... :( :( Roll.....I.....I tried everything I know but couldn't cancel it out it crashed the whole thing....I tried to fix it but my older sister (she's like 21) had to reset everything I had tryed tracking Duo down because my computer has a doomsday count down thing the thing poped up on screen It said I had like 14 hours left untilll it crashed totaly. and I went on a mad search for Duo... I found him he'd pissed of some people at the mall..... from two different gangs one near my neiborhood and one near his darn idiot.... :( they were ready to turn him inside out... so I had to step in and save his stupid carcass.... he'd ended up with a bloodly nose sprained left wrist I'd goted stabbed in the side just barely, some scraches and slightly busted lower lip. The cuts were from some looneys that pulled them god knows how out of their stomachs it was sick they were like fish scaleing knives I had to drag Duo half consis back to his house....and we took care of our wounds there then I remembered the virus why I'd tracked him down in the first place...I tryed to use his computer to get the anti virus selfdestruct password thing or whatever kills the virus he helped me check through his computer but when we clicked on the anti virus file the screen melted away and this skull and cross bones thing came up and it crashed he doesn't have any anti virus stoff like virus sheild nothing squat. Then I lost it.. I picked up a pair of scissors and theratend to cut off his brad and choke him with it then lite it on fire and toss it back on his head he said he wouldn't tell so I chased after him with the scissors while he was running he fell tripped he tryed to get up but I pinned him down with my foot and yanked his braid up ready to slice it then he cracked and told me it was some guy at the mall who made it for him for like five dollars I took of with him over there he took me where the guy was he was like 16 with darf for wanes world like hair I yold him to give the stupid anti virus and he said to give him $50 for it. I only had 10 and Duo was broke and the guy started to laugh in my face then I totaly lost it. jumped on him knocked his over grabbed him by the trought and ordered him to give it to me. but the guy's friend had snuck up from behind and knocked me off with one of the food court chairs and they took off to the parking lot and drove off. At this point I was ready to kill Duo with my bare hands but he started to brake down crying and apologizeing. I didn't have the heart to beat the crud out of him... not to menchion the energy to do it either. by then all I had left was half an hour and I made that last poast before total system melt down. and I had to get a tecknis shot for the stab because he(my doctor) wasn't sure if that knife had been rusty or not. :( I know it isn't much of an excuse Roll... but please find it in your heart to forgive me....sniff*
For the first time in his life Zero is misty eyed on the verge of tears... turns around wipes his face pretending to have dirt in his eye and walks up to Roll*
Zero: Roll... I want you to punch me..... I deserve that at the very least...... :( after disappearing and not saying anything.....I wouldn't blame you if you were furious at me.... but truely Roll.... I'm sorry. sniff* a single lone tear falls to the ground and it starts to rain.....*
"................................................. ................................. I'm at your judgement......................................... ......"[/quote]
dude..... that is some made up SH*T (except teh computer virus that sounds truthfull)

[color=blue:post_uid6]I know Roll..... I promise I'll never do it again or may lightning strike me dead. sighs* I can barely come either at this rate I'm lucky if I can even come for half an hour a day except for weekends..... I can barely get near the computer either the teachers down here have hearts of lead. they gave us all these essays and research I barely finished yesterday. I was up untill 4:00 this morning. Sighs* I missed you like hell. I did let Duo have it after all though. :vampv: I finnaly caught him and cut his braid on half so now his hair is about as long as Ken's. heh he's trying everything to grow his hair back to full length. And Silent Bob it is true Duo has the personality cross of I think Duo and Vegita. Duo cause he can hardly ever shut up and is mostly optamistic and Vegita because his annoyance can get under your skin. But he realy hit a gas pipe when he P.O.ed both of those gang members. god one of these days I'm gona duck tape his mouth shut if I have to. Then again heh I'm not exactly the favorite person of people either. :corky: but not everyone can like you. :thumbsup: I'm trying to come to the forums at least for an hour a day even if it is in the middle of the night. :) so um where were we? :colgate:[/color:post_uid6] :yinyang:

Ummm I'm Burrito inpeared your catured Duo is evil Roll called two times won the prize CD of our song.I wass saved by Roll in a Groupie helicopter.Duo has his Death Sycth and is now bent on Destroying you. The Princess tricked you to believe she joined your side....and you fainted...and is now in a tourature chamber..Me and Roll are outside with Rush and Auto and She's talking to Mega.....Duo is waitng to kll us at the Door way to the Castle.You regain your barrens is now awake so post your side of the story then Zero....

Mini story by Silent Bob
Silent Bob surives his fight with femine Pillows.And now with his cat named ###### are surfing the web and find us.......

AAAAAHHHHHHH NOT THE CAT!!! :biggrin:

I'm back lets get to work at the last time I was here me and ZeroEna put our parts to the story it's Roll's or Akuma Forever's turn or Silent Bob can do another mini story......

yea can i get a large pepperoni pizza and hold the friggin anchovies

yea can i get a large pepperoni pizza and hold the friggin anchovies

Ugh another CRANK CALL ???

:) :( :D :p ;) I can't believe this place died....

some great Crank Calls were here....oh well..and some crazy stories.....

I want to know what the heck this topic was about come on man stop the freaking torture and hey solid snake you say im a pain in the @$$ well read this crap and see if you dont catch an instant headache ??? :( ;) :D

what the hell just happened? everything i know is falling apart! ah this is so annoying friends are going and not comeing back.. im serious. :(

Dark Piccolo: hey yo im a first time caller and got a major problem......its my girl a lil while ago she started getting wierd craving like raw STEAK and she been howling at the moon, man its wild.....(Dark Piccolo hears footsteps) hey Erica what big um teeth you have ??? oh ho********DIALTONE**********

next caller please! :)

Well I guess another caller bites the dust.

You guys are just visting this topic now....???

Well ok I'm going to restart this topic.
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SBYRD=Yo, I'm alone at the radio station at the moment. Call in to join the cast of Radio show. The first Radio show in a forum.

??????=Next caller please :)

SBYRD5=What are you doing in here and who are you?

Mastaq=Mastaq,and what are you doing in my radio station.

DarkPiccolo=Ummm I need help someone...AARRRRGGGGGghhhhhh******DAILTONE********

SBYRD5 & Mastaq=*Silence*

SBYRD5=ummm next caller.

well when senshu was here i mainly posted there. but now i post at this forum and battle grounds.
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Mastaq: well our next caller is from Ireland...

Caller: i cant find my four leaf clover?

Mastaq: why the hell are you calling here saying that?

Caller: who the hell are joo?

Mastaq: dont answer my question with a question !!! :angryfire:

Caller: *chugging sounds*

Mastaq: i bet he's getting drunk!

Caller: and why is dat a bed thung?!!

Caller: you suck!!!!! ~~~~~~~~DIAL TONE~~~~~~~~


Mastaq: OK! :0



Tune into our next show.. :p

Mastaq=Toon in for our next show :p
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Meanwhile in Ireland

Caller(the one that called mastaq)=I'm died sexy... :laugh:

2nd Caller=Shut up Fat Bastard, you scare me...

Fat Bastard=Yes......Docter Evil

*Theme music of Doctor Evil*

Doctor Evil=Come Mini Me, we have to go to america.....

Mini Me=.....*imaitates Doc.Evil's movements*

Caller4=your a lame ass villian dad.

Fat bastard= You want me to put him in my belly Doc.

Doc. Evil=Forget my former son Scott...you can have the main course Fat bastard..

Fat Bastard= what another baby??

Doc. Evil= No and that distrubes me........we'll have Austin Powers for for Brunch(Note: not dinner or lunch...brunch yumm)

Fat Bastard,Doctor Evil,Mini Me,=HAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

Doctor Evil and mini me=*puts pinky to mouth evilly*
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MeanWhile

SBYRD5=I'm not really SBYRD5 I'm Austin Powers

Mastaq= :0

Austin Powers=Your not really Mastaq...but Britiney Spears in a ugly mask.

Mastaq= :angryfire: you ass I'm the real Mastaq and your face is no laughing matter. :laugh:

Roll: Mirrors don't talk... and lucky for you two, they don't laugh either.

Mastaq & SBYRD: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!! What are YOU doing here?!

Roll: You didn't see me here? ...Maybe I should slap some sense into you...
*phone rings, and Roll picks up the phone*
Roll: Hello, You've reached T.M.Y.App radio's. How may I help you?
Caller: Give me a large pepperoni, with sausages, and LOT'S of meat!
Roll: ew... um, excuse me, *flips switch to "ON AIR"* could you tell me your weight?
Caller: Um........k.... ??? 470 lbs...
Roll: WOAH! What have YOU been eating?!.....Never mind, don't answer that... Now, let's see if I can get you some tips to get healthier...
Caller: Just give me my damn Pizza!
Roll: Are you sure you want pizza? I think a salad would be better. Or maybe some fruit? Soup? Stew? Ch...
Caller: JUST GIVE ME THE F'ING PIZZA, DAMNIT!
*Roll hangs up on caller*
Roll: Another example of misplaced phonecalls gone wrong. Well people, remember purity is something only few can achieve... now, if anyone would like to call up for a few dating problems (Something I NEVER had), I could help them out. Until then, DJ Mastaq is here with the hottest songs, here on T.M.Y.App Radio.!
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There guys, I even introduced a name for the station. So, I hope you'll get somewhere with this..

T.M.Y.App Radio station.....well we never did actually have a name for the place.

Oh really, Roll never had a problem getting a Date. :laugh:

(since we're still on air)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? :p

[quote:post_uid0="Roll"](since we're still on air)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? :p[/quote]
lol roll good one :lol:

Machine, Your village called, their idiots missing.

lol.........U guys always crack me up.........

[quote:post_uid11="Roll"]Machine, Your village called, their idiots missing.[/quote:post_uid11]
Oh my gosh.I am so shocked I thought roll was more of a nice save the whalez don't nuke them kind of person.We all have to nuke something Might as well be Osamabinladen. :D Cough*Maybe I should have killed those lil mooglez.Who is going to miss him.Hiz lil winged family nah I could be that moogle1 dayz.lolz in my future life.J?K :withstupid: hehehe ? is which onez. I want you both to know I am just joking

I know, it was a bit cruel.. But he was starting to get on my nerves. And besides, we needed a bit of a satire..

Dark Piccolo: (burst through radio station door)
SBYRD5:what the he11 is going on here? more uninvited guest?
Dark Piccolo: you gotta help me bud. I have been running all night.
SBYRD5: FROM WHAT?
Dark Piccolo: a werewolf. with big teeth and claws and stuff
SBYRD5: yeah right Dark nice story
Werewolf: howwwwwwwwwwwwl
SBYRD5: holly sh!t SBYRD summons GF Ifrite.
Dark Piccolo: wow the were wolf turned back into my girlfriend
Dark Piccolo: but how did you do that????
SBYRD5: well......after playing final fantasy7 a zillon times you pick up on stuff ^_^

*looks at DarkPiccolo's girlfriend*
Roll: I could've done that...
Sbyrd & DarkPiccolo: No you couldn't.
Roll: Yes I could!
Sbyrd & DarkPiccolo: No you couldn't.
Roll: Wanna bet?
Sbyrd: Sure! Prove it on te next werewolf that comes in!
Roll: .....How about I just turn you into a frog so we'll all be happy.
*Sbyrd & DarkPiccolo burst out laughing*
DarkPiccolo: You?! Turn HIM?! Into a frog?! ROTFLMAO
Roll: >.<###
-----------Back at the Conference Room-----------
Mastaq: Where is everyone? We were supposed to meet here and talk about what we are going to put on the radio.

God im hot :corky: tooo HOT :angryfire: this is me :angryfire:
this is u guys :eek:

Mastaq=I'm so lonely...my shadow left me. :(
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SBYRD5=Roll I dare you to try.

DarkPiccolo=Umm I'm already green leave me alone.

Dark's girl=Just how I like them tall and green (=^_^=).

Roll=OK byrd say leap frog. :laugh:

SBYRD5=Roll wait it was a ARRrggggg......

SBYRD5= :alien: (Thinking= I'm not a frog I'm a IMP..ROLLLL)

DarkPiccolo= Brother...oh brother thats ugly. :laugh:

Dark's girl=Ewww he makes me hate green.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=I can't cast spells like this,and I left my Enemy Skill and Healing materia at home)

*Roll picks SBYRD5 up by the legs* :alien:

Roll=hehe.......

To be finished......

*puts make-up on SByrd, and leaves to join Mataq*

Roll thats was so cruel I have no comment. :laugh:

Mastaq: time to get back to work.

*flips on air swtich*

Mastaq: hey all you crazy people. time for DJ Mastaq to spin some of the hottest hip hop of the year..

*Welcome to Atlanta where the players play. And we ride on them thangs like everyday. Big beats hit streets, see gangstas roaming. And partys dont stop till 8 in the morning.*


Mastaq:Now time for a brief word from our sponsor...

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*hands Mastaq some coke* Here! Relax! Don't get so up tight!