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[quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"]Trojan Magnums for me :biggrin[/quote]
tro what and a mag who? |
:withstupid:
what are Trojan Magnums? the best condoms all around :D |
[quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"]:withstupid:
what are Trojan Magnums? the best condoms all around :D[/quote] dubya tee eff.... :shocked: wait i got somethin... here a joke... one time this filipino man was eating at a cafe when a american man happens to walk in chewing gum and had to talk to teh filipino guy american guy:hi there flip:hi there (while eating his toast) american:so how was your day? flip: fine bout you? american:im fine american:do you filipinos have sex? flip: of course we do! american :oh after we have sex we use condemns and throw them away. do you filipinos use condemns? flip:of course! at my beloved home at teh filipines after we use our condemns we melt them turn them into gum and sell them to teh americans!!!!!! american: :shocked: (the american runs out teh door and throws up while teh filipino walks out happily) wwell.... that was one retarded joke! |
heard it before........ but it wasn,t a filipino in the version I heard........
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...I beleive you have my stapler
office space...watch it... |
[quote:post_uid0="El Emo Caliente"]...I beleive you have my stapler
office space...watch it...[/quote] oh yea?! well i believe you have my peice of led!!!!! |
dont u feel tt its all around?
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What?
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if he meant tities i wish. :laugh: but if he meant love then yea.
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[quote:post_uid0="DA_VIPA"]if he meant tities i wish. :laugh: but if he meant love then yea.[/quote]
lol.......it better be titties :D |
[quote:post_uid0="akuma_forever"]What?[/quote]
that condom joke was nasty i am a amarican lol but that magnum they are big i can fit 1 lol but thats nasty and they dont sell condoms here they sell rubbers witch are condoms diffrent name |
Magnums are the ones for me :D
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:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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[quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"][quote:post_uid0="DA VIPA"]if he meant tities i wish. :laugh: but if he meant love then yea.[/quote]
lol.......it better be titties :D[/quote] ok......... :plain: and i thought you were'nt a horny bastard :lol: |
[quote:post_uid0="azncat"]ok......... :plain: and i thought you were'nt a horny bastard :lol:[/quote]
nuthin wrong with being a lil'on the pervert side, once in while :corky: |
Love doesnt exist its all hormones and cells.. :D
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[quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"][quote:post_uid0="azncat"]ok......... :plain: and i thought you were'nt a horny bastard :lol:[/quote]
nuthin wrong with being a lil'on the pervert side, once in while :corky:[/quote] yea i guess you have a point....... |
:shocked: backs away slowly* disgusting..... humans.
sprouts wings and fly off lol* |
I am only into loves unless i get a girl friends.. i mean you gotta be sweet, cool, entertainment,and fun to be with but right now i am lonely lol called me :biggrin: ... anyways i still belive it ( not ) ... but i cant decide and theres really not much to believe if youdont have have a girl... um da vipa i know you are lonely so if you wanna talk i am here lol jk..
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[quote:post_uid0="Evil-Blanka"][quote:post_uid0="akuma forever"]What?[/quote]
that condom joke was nasty i am a amarican lol but that magnum they are big i can fit 1 lol but thats nasty and they dont sell condoms here they sell rubbers witch are condoms diffrent name[/quote] condemnental! |
[quote:post_uid0="DarkstriderX"]Love doesnt exist its all hormones and cells.. :D[/quote]
whatever U say dude........ I know that right now, I'm really in luv and it's no jokes........and it's f***** scary........ never thought I'd feel sumthin that strong for someone else....... |
I Wub this girl so much I could marry her, and have kids. but I know it will never be I miss her. :(
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i almost thought u were talkin about Sakura =S
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[quote:post_uid0="MasterX05"]I Wub this girl so much I could marry her, and have kids. but I know it will never be I miss her. :([/quote]
wait i voted for sakura and i didnt get anything!!!! how did you do it? |
Magic.
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[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]i almost thought u were talkin about Sakura =S[/quote]
lol no this girl in REAL life named Jessica. ??? |
love is like a wish upon the stars
Edited By hotsexi_chic on July 16 2004 at 17:31 |
luv shmuv..
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[quote:post_uid0="MasterX05"]I Wub this girl so much I could marry her, and have kids. but I know it will never be I miss her. :([/quote]
sorry to hear that man........ if it's not her, U,ll find someone else dog ;) |
yup plenty of other fish in teh sea
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[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]yup plenty of other fish in teh sea[/quote]
why would he want fish? I thought he wanted gurls :corky: |
u know what i mean lol
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[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]u know what i mean lol[/quote]
what? he wants to go fishing or sumthin? :corky: |
Lmao dont play me like that :laugh:
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[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]Lmao dont play me like that :laugh:[/quote]
nah I seriously don,t get it....... fish....... fishing? :corky: |
teh bernie mac eyes aaaaahhh :laughlong:
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[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]teh bernie mac eyes aaaaahhh :laughlong:[/quote]
U know U luv them eyes :D I mean, who could resist them :corky: |
hahahha we know sports couldnt :D
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[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]hahahha we know sports couldnt :D[/quote]
lol, well U know....... I try not to look to good but it's hard........ P.S: I hate braggin lol :corky: |
lol no I cant seem to throw my hook back in that lake, cause im still depressed about losing that big fish! ???
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