4

5

Yay! I learned a new number today!

u guys r soo weak i could kick uer as* if i

Ummm.... ok. If you.....

Oh man!Only if I...

C'mon guys let's try to get over 350 posts on this!

i cant count upto 350 razz!!!!

if i had a million dollars....

crapity crap crap

We know Ewalk.We know...

ok then as long as you know i feel not gay but happy!!!

I'm not gay!
I just have a hormone imbalance.

lol
is that the excuse now a days?

What do your farts sound like?
My farts sound like Beerrrrrnarrrd or Beeeeeeiiooooooot!
Or some times it sounds like my bum is calling my name...
So what do your farts sound like?

My farts sound like Newt Gengrich singing "Hello my Baby" while he's getting a blow and gargling razor blades.

its really hard to fart in these tights. however when i do , sometimes i can catch it in my shield and carry the smell to another place. but it hurts and smells like #### at the end of the day. but america is worth it!:)

I wish I could charge my playing cards with fart.

Fart Card!!
Royal Fart!!

whoa ya'all are fart obsessed

Hey, everyone needs a vice :cool:

FARTS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

GO BURPS, GO!

suck me beutiful!

ummm... okay...

FARTS RULE!!!!!

BURPS RULE!

someone started with american pie on a previous post and i was simply continuing.... dont mind me!!!

Hey, the perfect way to beat someone perfectly (pardon the pun) is to listen to rock music. Turn on your Radio and if a loud song is on you go crazy. I was listening to Slipknot and Boom. Person he is trying so hard and I an totally punches off of the base of Wait and Bleed

FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS SSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Can you say Burps Rule?

burps rule!

Tupperware rules!!....

come again?

nevermind i forgot this was random insanity!!!!

:cool:

umm... how may people recieved that stupid ass chainletter?

its been days since ive seen the outside world. the days turned into weeks weeks into months and months into years, 20 of em to be exact
it all began as a boy, my father took me to watch the fights, i remeber when i could inflict that kinda damage, had practicved on my bro then the neighborhood childer

i recall my first murder, was a boy named john gates, sold a snow cone to him, followed him home and ranover him head smashed on the sidewalk and all, his parents would never see him again,the more i killed the less painful it got, pretty soon it was pure entertainment

one day i had a visitor, the faggot went by mrkain, wanted to shove my knife straight up his ass then aand there but i decided to let him speak his final words. said he ran some kinda contest where competitors killed each other for the soul purpose of being granted one wish, i decided what the ####.

i went through assasinating hundreds, whoever unfortunate to stand in my way. out of my many flashbacks i saw one victim who was pleading for mercy while my butchers knife was twisting and turning in his stomach, i heard his cries for help physically but my black heart didnt respond. like a second instinc i said to myself, shut up and bleed bitch

like all good things it must come to an end, when the cops caught me, the news was all over it like white on rice it was time, they strapped me down in the chair, when they turned the switch on, i felt energy rushing through my veins, spine tingling, heart and brain about to explode, the chains coul barely hold me, then i broke loose, the fucking cops started beating me down but it didnt hurt so i stabbed em each and everyone of em with a maniacal grin on my face

so here i am, waiting. the pills dont help and the docs are scared the #### outta me. the end

if you liked this story please e mail me at winged_epyon@yahoo.com

:shocked:

YEAH, I DID THAT BLUE FACE THIGGY! NA, NA, NA, NA. OH AND BY THE WAY. VOTE FOR SELVIN AS PRIME MINISTER!

What the fuck? It didn't work?! That is it! You made Selvin angry! For 15 minutes I am going to be typing Selvin Smash!

um what prime minister?

by the way, please respond to my story !?.,:;"'{[}]]}[]!)(*#&)^(*&#)(*&#36&(*_*%_&)(#&^@)&*Q# and a whole bunch of other shit