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Lmao he lui kanged your ass..:laugh:
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[quote:post_uid0="alamgir"]Lol r u a detective or something?[/quote]
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sssss. ski man u gotta protect ur self man dun matter if youget beat up this is what will happen the guy gonna be punkin u then u jus fight him simple he try to punch u in ur throat bah jus doge dat poop and cuff him in his lip b and once u do dat man the rest aint gonna do nuttin man and its u and ur friend u two should of fought back 2 against 5 at least 3 of them will punk out once u make on of tem bleed i swear if that was me yo ssssssssssssssss but styl where u gonna get a gun from???
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:baaa: it happens deal wit the poop I walk and that poop happens u know what I had to learn
How to efficiently kik a dude in the nuts :biggrin: |
u all think its fu/ckin funny and yet half ofuthink cant even see the point im sayin which is ifur in a fight think of what can / will / and what might happen at always look for a solution when ur against the odds flipi/n immature
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[quote:post_uid0="Kingryu1"][quote:post_uid0=" (shortys)_@ Sep. 10 2004,5:44"]You already knew you were gonna get yah ass kicked so atleast flip one of them up. :Oo:[/quote]
Rofl.. If I got jump, I'd fight back. Who gives a poop if you get ur ass kicked. Atleast it shows ur not a #####..[/quote] Exactly bwhaha :baaa: damn wm you a freekin kung funurse master? Anyway ski take the advice me, king, and wm said itll work. Quote (blossom @ Sep. 10 2004,6:46) lol i remember my daddy told me that if some girls ever tried to jump me to just grab whichever one was close and flipc her up. because you should never give them the chance to hit you first. lol Go for the weave and say.... I got yah weave biatch, then kick her in the throat...lmao i love watchin those. Edited By ~(shortys)~ on 1094873514 |
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Lmao he bicyckle kicked yah lui kanged in your face=) lol...:D
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[quote:post_uid0="Kingryu1"]Sbyrd.. you talk a load of poop sometimes..
Andywho. Like WM said, if one tries to kick you, catch his leg, but dont kick him in the bollocks, thats a cheap shot. Sweep there other leg and they'll go smack into the floor. Then just kick them in there head a few times. Then just do general poope.[/quote] I speak no shit man......this pc tends not to put in all my letters in my vocab....=/ Common sense if someone takes your food away from you...you will become weakier than you already are... Like when bullies try to steal your lunch money... Logicily you can't win when you get jumped I was giving realistic advice kingryu1...unlike telling him to go down like a soldier.... Nah plan it out....take a deep breath and think it through... Snuggles feels my message... Nah I've done the fighting thing kingryu1...and if you saw me I'm not exactily the first person's ass you could whip...=/ EDIT=And sometimes you edit a load of shit kingy...poo....claiming to do your job when you lesson the issue....don't a pick wfight with me man...=/ :eh: =p Well anyway man get some people to have your back ski.... if not....take my advice man... 'if not that....take blossoms advice..or wavemaster's advice... And hopefully snuggles can help you.. don't listen to kingy...you'll lose your glasses....XD Edited By SBYRD5 on 1094874769 |
lui kanged your ass man damn i would have hooked off i dont care if its a jump im swinging=) mid air bicycle kick lmao..
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I can't be nice about it cuz I'm actually one of those dudes cept I don't look to steal and I do it to anyone just my enemies I got a scar on my left cheek cuz of it I aint no pretty mofo |
His jump was minor i avoided a serioues slash by some gang members i went to store they walked in and was like buy me something to drink i didnt know them i played along said come by my house and fooled them went in back yard of someones house and jet=)
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they mk'ed ya ass lui kang bicycle kicked ya face neway what I'm sayin is as a guy that speaks from experience the momre fear u show the more comfort u give ur attacker cuz when dudes jump u in numbers they count on u gettin scared and not touchin em oh wait I'm sellin out secretz here aww well we're in different countries so :baaa: lol anyway I hope u learn next time aim for the nuts throat and if it's a girl like sum1 said PULL DA WEAVE of dat bitch Edited By floaterz on 1094875021 |
i seen a group of girls jump this kid he kept staring at 1 of them they were lesbos and she hooked him and they all stomped the poor kid Lmao but thats mad sfot to let some stomp yah face=/
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Damn hell if you want me to give advice that wont solve poop...
poop work out....get your body right...do some rocky 4 training... Then tell them to meet you at a boxing gym...and tell them to get in a damn line... 'hey look at me damn I can give advice like kingryu1.....lol look at me I'm wearing glasses...lol look at me looks like I've spent my lifetime on the net looking at porn...look at me..I'm teh kingy...=/ . :sarcasm: Edited By SBYRD5 on 1094875373 |
working out wont stop a jumping depending on who jumping.. 5 4th graders took down this 8th grader last year lil mofos had sticks:laugh:
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[quote:post_uid0=" dmx_@ Sep. 11 2004,12:01"]working out wont stop a jumping depending on who jumping.. 5 4th graders took down this 8th grader last year lil mofos had sticks:laugh:[/quote]
no no no I'm not talking about working it out....I'm just saying...if your all talking about fighting that poop out..do it legal.. Go to a gym...and you can beat the poop out of each other....=/ 'and if you get your ass beat hell go tell teh kingy..he'll go fight for you might lose his glasses though...but yeah... He plays rugby...he's a soldier......=/ Edited By SBYRD5 on 1094875607 |
i slapbox that makes me stronger and anyways his friend seem like no help damn lmao!!!.. im going to play some mk4 for the hell of it=)
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u know what my trick is im kinda big/built somewhere between that and i always look mean as flip every1 tells me and no1 starts poop with me... well no serious poop
it's psychologie ... u make them think u wll whoop their ass if they talk poop to u or try to jump u i never got jumped in my life cuz i dont really llook like the type ppl can pick on either so =/ s0 go to the gym work out and get big :;): some niccas in skool holerin at me cuz i look mean as flip and they don't know me but i dont holla back u knw ### them they try and understand yo game but i dont let them get to me see =) also these white kids try and start poop i warned the muthaflipas i dont mess about they almost spilled drink on my white tee they would have gotten a straight knock the flip out anyway how was yalls first week of skool as u can hear mine was great =P lot of threatenin and girls =D |
[quote:post_uid0=" dmx "]i slapbox that makes me stronger and anyways his friend seem like no help damn lmao!!!.. im going to play some mk4 for the hell of it=)[/quote]
slapboxing doesn't do poop you need to do boxing.. Slapboxing is a bitch form of boxing...=/ =/yah'll are talking alot of BS honestily I mean dude just got whipped today...and your joking on him like that...lol damn and kingy too...and a mod dubya tee eff. look do that kenshin poop ski...that running away an dividing your enemies.. You run and naturally the fastest one will reach you first.. You try to take him out first... =/ learn pressure points.... Then once you handle him keep running just repeat this tech if you can't learn pressure points get a weapon if you PLAN TO FIGHT.. For the record... Man yah'll must of got your asses beat alot at school to give the advice your all giving...=/ You know damn well he'll get his ass served royal if he listens to that kinda advice..this isn't the R.i. section it's general...for real man...=/ Edited By SBYRD5 on 1094876641 |
hahhahahahaha i like dat sbyrd keepin it real =P
yo can u believe it they call me Deebo not somethin im proud of but still haha im 1 intimadatin muthaflipa even tho i said it myself =p |
sad indeed...
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err thats in school lockers or with older people i slapbox and i bet u cant take 1 hard right now damn ring when it comes to fighting its all out rocks,twigs,bottles, etc whatver to knock guy out probably you havent been in a serious fight were the other guy wont give and se poop try to kill yah or make u bleed=/..
this aint no kung fupoop i wann se you come at me thinking pressure ponts man take a wood lay yah ass out its all out and sometimes people who try stopping the fight get jump or if you keep the spectators waiting you getting laid out by them=/ this aint no boxing ring refree poop=) |
[quote:post_uid0=" dmx_@ Sep. 11 2004,12:22"]err thats in school lockers or with older people i slapbox and i bet u cant take 1 hard right now damn ring when it comes to fighting its all out rocks,twigs,bottles, etc whatver to knock guy out probably you havent been in a serious fight were the other guy wont give and se poop try to kill yah or make u bleed=/..
this aint no kung fupoop i wann se you come at me thinking pressure ponts man take a wood lay yah ass out its all out and sometimes people who try stopping the fight get jump or if you keep the spectators waiting you getting laid out by them=/ this aint no boxing ring refree poop=)[/quote] you little bitch....=/ Look man if you learn pressure points proper you can win a fight in one blow...=/ And son i've done slap boxing before ...my honest word..i've been shot before I know the grind....you don't know what's real.. Your getting stories of how you got your ass beat mixed up with reality.. If you have common sense you know he'll catch a case if it gets serious.. you know damn well how poop is now....Gawd damn.. You don't know me honestily I've been through so much poop you'd would've became a bitch after living my life the struggle was to hard... I hate little young blood nig's like yourself.. Growing up think they smart poop...\ Look dude got his ass handed to him and your joking on him like that.. Son I would've kicked your ass man and I don't mean that puss slap boxing poop.. My hands are kick son.. I do that rocky work out....... Get up in the mourning do like 125 push ups....275 set ups.. daily.. I'm tight man... poop i could break your face son... I fought street and proper boxing..i knowboth... I've grown up bitch slapboxing like you and did the real poop... I hate that poop yo ski son..i swear man I'd help you man... You never start a fight with a style of martial arts first you feel out that persons style.. 'when you see a an opening you make the quick hand...Gawd..I could beat you with one finger...and not like a joke...=/ Edited By SBYRD5 on 1094877318 |
Lets see u try that when 3 niggas eating u up u wont have time to think cuz no slacks and i aint a lil bitch maybe ski is for not defending..
who cares about slapboxing im talking about people having guns to your neck this aint no kung fupoop i streess once again you living in fairy land i bet if some homie walk up and stole u so hard u cant even see who did it=/ my point fighting is all out karate dont work i seen guy walout a black belt and got stomp by a crip=/ |
Gun > Hands unless your fast
Even so you guys talk big but do you have proof that you can Edited By Wave Master on 1094898677 |
I mean i never carried or held a gun dunno where to get but i seen people with them i aint the gun type=/...
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I swift dickslap, yet unplesant to the eye does the trick.
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i got jumped before, last month.
had 2 bikes in my hands. 15 guys aproached me, asked to see the bikes, i said no, they grabbed them. but i held on tight, then out of nowhere a punch hits me in the right eye, breaking my glasses and the frame cuts up my eyebrow and eyelid. then the blood irritated my iris. all that cause my 'friend' left me behind. always walk or work alone, thats what i learned. |
Unless you have a gat or a blade, no one is in any position to start a fight with 15 guys. I don't care what you say, unless I have my piece on me, if 15 guys come up to me and even hint that they are gonna jump me for the bike, I hand them over. Maybe even spit shine them for them. but, the next time there may not be fifteen of them, there may be three. Then you fcuk em up. Jack their wallets or something.
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oh man ski u got jump i never got jump i know how to handle my self and defend my self
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Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.
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[quote:post_uid0="Kingryu1"]Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.
*cough* open the windows, I smell something.[/quote] Arn't you the fat guy with the big brimmed glasses? Isn't it more like four pushups when your enticed by a joe-louis ? jokes man, b ez |
bullsh1t.
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[quote:post_uid0="Battleaxe22"][quote:post_uid0="Kingryu1"]Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.
*cough* open the windows, I smell something.[/quote] Arn't you the fat guy with the big brimmed glasses? Isn't it more like four pushups when your enticed by a joe-louis ? jokes man, b ez[/quote] Ya, Im fat. Cough. No, I can do usually like 40 at once, and i have contacts now, no glasses. :) |
My next adviced when someone jumped you just do the move on kund fumovies lol. Like JakieChan or jetLi they are good fighter. And also if you got brother your will be lucky:) And also never ever go to stranger house or your friends host lol. 1 time my friends tricked me but it was a joke lol. And he told me that this is his house lol. So read my adviced over over again untiled is in your mind:)
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your all chattin poop look the ONLY option is a Nice big fat DICK SLAP.
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My friend did that to this girl while she was sleeping.. it woke her up. :blues:
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[color=#FF0000]I got jump so many times. but hey i kick their ass cuz my friends are behind me just incase some of them get's involve. but when i don't have my friend i take some of them out or tell them. "so it's going to be 5v1 that prove that your a piece of Sh!t cuz you need backup in order to beat me. That proves ur a weakling punk that can't fight. Hey I use to be part of the M.S that a Salvadore
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[quote:post_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"]My friend did that to this girl while she was sleeping.. it woke her up. :blues:[/quote]
Ive seen my mate rob dickslap my mate curry when he was outcold in the parking lot on vodka flipIN hilarious |
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