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Around that time, I guess?
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[quote:post_uid0="Virtual Fighter"]RON CONTRACTS HERPES
THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR HOGWARTS EXPLODES THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS[/quote] HAHAHA :laugh: That was the Funniest thing I have ever read |
technically dumbledore cant lose his legs if he dies.... nonetheless funny stuff vf..
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Dosent the old guy die (Dumbledore) ?
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ya he does so thats why he cant lose his legs and get in a wheelchair. and if he was a wizard i dont think he would handicap himself with a wheelchair.
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i know im coming in a little late and all but from the first post he doesnt fight voldemort in all of them... in he took a break fight werewolves and snakes...
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ya but the snakes was due to voldermort... like he conjured or something... and the werewolf was snapes fault which was partly voldermort. because waht he know for sure from the 6th book is that snape is with voldermort... so ya there is voldermort in every book so ha!!
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someone said that vf's picture about snape killing him was incorrect, you idiots, go look at page 606 in the book, and Hagrid doesn't just say 'arry.
and wiz your one of those ignorant illiterate douchebags who flame any book, aren't you? Edited By ~Mastermax~ on 1122063223 |
[quote:post_uid0="~Mastermax~"]someone said that vf's picture about snape killing him was correct, you idiots, go look at page 606 in the book, and Hagrid doesn't just say 'arry.
and wiz your one of those ignorant illiterate douchebags who flame any book, aren't you?[/quote] hmm im confused cause i read the book and snape does kill dumbeldore... and who is wiz? |
is it just me or are the movies not as good as the books
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made typo and kinda dumbed out while i went to go check the page number, what i meant to say was vf wasn't lying in that picture about Snape killing Dumbledor.
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y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses |
[quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"]y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses[/quote] It also leads to imagination, which we all know christianity is strictly AGAINST. |
[quote:post_uid0="Virtual Fighter"][quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"]y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses[/quote] It also leads to imagination, which we all know christianity is strictly AGAINST.[/quote] hahaha i like that one... now that i think about it isnt christianity against everything...? but the last time i checked i havent seen any witches hung in our time... |
Then you obviously havn't seen a whole lot.
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okay.... so do u have any proof that a witch has been hung in the last 5 yrs? cause i would like to see that..
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[quote:post_uid0="Virtual Fighter"][quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"]y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses[/quote] It also leads to imagination, which we all know christianity is strictly AGAINST.[/quote] have agree with VF the religion is not to big on us using our imagination .The say it leads to(saying it softly) :suspect: to think for ur self if you repeat these words i will deny everything Edited By (the~squire) on 1122109328 |
I bet MEGA_DRACOS_XLR doesn't like harry potter, but goes to the movies to see seed of chucky, the devils rejects, friday the 13th, and all those other demonc hell spawn movies.
That, children, is called hypocricy. |
[quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"]y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses[/quote] your a douchebag, you know that? Harry Potter does not promote satanism, it's the same as merlin and such. you know merlin, the wizard who fought with king arthur, who quested for the holy grail, the cup that jesus drank from. you know the story your religion promotes, about how anything that jesus touches can make you immortal, yet Jesus is not invulnerable. am i seeing a plothole? |
here's my idea...
JESUS IS HARRY POTTER! TAKE OFF EVER 'ZIG'! |
....if you think so, think what you will
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[quote:post_uid0="Virtual Fighter"]here's my idea...
JESUS IS HARRY POTTER! TAKE OFF EVER 'ZIG'![/quote] haha... i never even thought about that... if harry was jesus why doesnt he kill flippin voldermort already? |
Because Jesus never kills or harms or thinks foul of anyone?
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well i wouldnt know that because im neither christian or catholic...
so its settled then... because harry is jesus he will die against voldermort... so now i wont have to read the final book... hehehehe |
harry harms and thinks foul of a bunch of people
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hmm... o---k---a---y
but thats what harry is going to end up doing... he is going to own all the crazy voldemort supports in the last book |
yeah... harry can't be jesus he killed a snake, hes a animal killer
he also has a fake scar... if you look closely in the movies his scar jumps around slightly... |
what?? a jumping scar then magic does exist!! as for harry being jesus we never know until the last book
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haha, i once tried going to station 9 and 3/4 or something like that... but nothing happened... other then pain...
just kidding i've never been to a train station... |
hahaha i could ask my cousin who lives in england to go there but i dont know if the tube has been opened yet.
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haha, i remember my sister created an email with the actor who played hermione and told some girl that they were the actual actor, i dont know much about it but i remember her mentioning it
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lol... i remember wanting to try out to be harry potter in the movie.... but sadly i got owned by not even going to the casting call.. probably wouldnt have gone because its in england
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that just might have been a problem... but i've never tried out for anything, not that i can remember anyway
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[color=#000000:post_uid2]i heard Globet of Fire is going 2 be the best mive this year...1 of the Best Movies :sly:[/color:post_uid2]
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theres no way a harry potter movie could beat War of the Worlds, that movie is the best movie i've seen in a long time, plus in the harry potter movies they leave out a bunch of stuff
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War of the worlds as pretty good, but definitely not my favourite.
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even if war of the worlds was pretty good im still going to see the harry potter movie... its been a tradition with my friend to see it one day after the release...
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Rage_Unleashed:eh, I've seen every Harry Potter movie in theatres, too, i never said they wern't good
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haha i vf i showed ur spoof spoiler thing to some friends of mine and all the intelligent ones who could actually get what you were sayin thought it was hilarious
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haha, some of them couldnt get it :dontgetit:
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