i did a bike accident someday with a little boy !
it was night and the road i was on had no light at all for a very long distance.
i was riding on the white line to be sure i wasn't in the center of the road.
i couldn't see 2 metter in front of me, i could only see the white line under my bike !

then suddently in front of me was that kid, i saw him about half a second, then our bike hitted each other wheel against wheel. i got thrown forward, still holding the handles !

but the kid was way younger then me and had completely flown above his bike. he hitted me in the chest head first. (he had his very-hard helmet) that thrown me back in place on my bike, still holding the handles. so i was there holding my handles and still sitting on my bike. then i heard the young boy chrash onto the road. i just got there, and asked if the boy was ok, he answered yeah and he looked at his backpack on which he landed. there was that BARBIE CAR in there, it was a gift too his sister. he was just glad it wasn't borken at all !

when he took his bike and continued his way. i heard that SWIIIIIISHHHH coming from my front wheel. i said:"NOOO !"
i had that 5 inches long cut in my tire ! I WAS 25 MILES from home !

i took my bike on my shoulder and walked to the first house i found and called my parent to come and pick me up.
i was so depressed !
all my motgher said to confort me was:"i think that kid hitted a wall there ! :lol: "
i must say i laughted out too, after all, i am a LITTLE FAT MAN that weights over 250 pounds.

i think the kid had the same idea as there were no way to see were we were going in that night !

That's the kind of moment where the little kid comes back and says:

Little Kid: That sucks. Hey, how about a Mikes Hard Cranberry Lemonade?

Karma: wipes blood from his forehead and cracks his broken rib back into place Mike's makes a CRANBERRY lemonade? I guess I'll try it...

Thank god, I'm not the only overweight kid here...

And does your mom like yell at you or anything when you come home all injured? I remember one time I was playing football with my friends, and got tackled wrong. As I landed, I heard a *crack!*, and my knee started killing me.

To make a long story short, I walked around on the knee for the rest of the day, then went to the hospital the next morning and found out it was a torn lateral ligament. I was in a kneebrace for 3 weeks, and the day I was able to take the brace off, I headed back out the door to play football again. My mom yells "Joe, if you get hurt again, I'm not taking you to the hospital. Hell, I hope you get hurt, because you're stupid for playing in the first place."

I go to the game. I tear the ligament in my left leg, and drive MYSELF to the hospital. 3 weeks later, after getting out of the brace, I reaggrivate BOTH knees while getting tackled wrong. My mom is half-threatening to put me on my own insurance plan if I play football anymore

stjames learn how to make dam sentences. the worst dare i ever did hmmmmmmmm.....it was to grab this girl's ass.when i had the feeling shed beat my ass for it.

nantuko: i didn't know you were in the same case as me for the weight part !
but to answer your question...
no my parents yell at me for anything but when i'm hurt they just look at me and IF i am ok then they YELL ! :lol:

i got pretty damn good parents.
i mean they are always there for me and they are kind enough to know what i am feeling !
except for my mother little mental problem that makes her think me, her, my father needs a diet all the time !

My Worst Dare was to eat a dog treat BONE!!!!!:baaa:

i had another dare to fight my best friend a couple of years ago.

SolidSnake...I've done that dare,and made probaly the biggest mistake of my life. :(

Then again we did become friends again...later on.

I remember mine. My friends dared me to do a big jump on my bike. Well I got pretty nice air. The only problem is I was completely out of control. I flew up in the air. Out of my bike. Then right before i landed the bike landed. From the air I smashed my nuts on the hard plastic seat. Ouchi. This face was what i looked like after that :0

Well Someone Dared Me To Beat Up The Dude Who Broke My fingure Up, And I Did And I Got 100$

another dare is at this location below:

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/refresh...an=e&rand=4345
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/refresh...an=s&rand=8179

its a backroad in brooklyn, arcoss the street from my house and is behind other buildings. only one business thrives there: junkyards. my friends dared me to ride my bike back there, and its the only nerby rough teritory by my house, which is across the street. anyway, i rode, its real fun to ride on then i got chased by a bunch of junkyard dogs, only three but junkyard dogs are very vicious. i got away but i still ride back there cause its fun, except on sundays cause not a damn soul is back there except those dogs.

alright

-10 bigmacs

-10 bigmacs

-10 more bigmacs

-puke

well my biggest dare well not biggist but it was hard

play hacky sack 9 o clock pm outside....

NAKED

here are mine and belive me thier nasty

1.put my dick throw a girls ass
2.kiss a girl
3.jump out of a roof head first
4.eat the garbige of a garbage can
5.put a snack inside my mouth
6.walk throw the street bare naked

for all theese i got only 25 cents my friends tricked me

.............sure. :plain:

if you got 25c for jumping off a building headfirst...wow you've got great frieds. and i don't believe you. if you jumped off head first you wouldn't be here. :buttrock:

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]here are mine and belive me thier nasty

1.put my dick throw a girls ass
2.kiss a girl
3.jump out of a roof head first
4.eat the garbige of a garbage can
5.put a snack inside my mouth
6.walk throw the street bare naked

for all theese i got only 25 cents my friends tricked me[/quote]
for 1 thing u r to young......

here is some more dares that i did....

went up to some ones house in another neighbor hood,rang the doorbell and ran back to our neighborhood.then the ppl chased after us in there car but me and my friends ran into the woods.

lick the bottom of my old shoes.

jump off the shed in my backyard wich is like 15 ft tall.

hide on the back of my moms car then she drove off.

draw a picture of a dick and stick it in some ones locker.

tackled my teacher and then said it was an accident.

went around the neighborhood pouring caprisun in peoples mail boxes.

shoving capri suns up ppl's car exaust pipe.

walk around the neighborghood saying weird things.

set fire to a peice of a briar bush and run around the neighbor hood with it.

make a giant snow ball and through it at some 1.

stuck my face in a pile of snow for a few minutes.

stuck my face in a cooler full of ice water.

jumped off a tree.

take stuff out of these peoples back yard and threw it in a sewage run-off.

stuck my hands in the sewage run-off.

flick off a car.

vandalize the publix bathroom like, 4 times.

took 1 of my friends grinding wood and poured a carton of orange juice on it and threw it in the woods.

switch peoples mail.

throw things at people then hide.

left a peice of $hit on someones door step....

took a picture of my @ss.

took fart putty and went around the store using it.

thats all i can think of :biggrin:

there not really dares. just pranks. but i go round shoving tomatoes up ppls exaust pipe :laugh: :buttrock:

dare/ prank whats the difference.... cause there is such a thing as a dareprank ;)

few more are coming back.....

climb fences, in other pple's yards and risk getting caught.

go trick-or-treating on another block, which we hate and had wars with.

go riding through the project, and risk getting the bike stolen and beaten up.

ride on the back of a bus.

steal from a store, like a bunch of times.

riding a bike with no hands standing up.

stick an egg in some woman's car exhaust pipe.

go on the rooftop of a 6-story building in the projects.

jump over a 12-18 foot fence via swing.

climb that same fence.

go into a locked swiming pool.

climb a tree in someones yard.

ride down a hill on a mountain bike with pegs and sum1 on the back, 3 spokes broke.

still thinking....of more.............

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]sorry nantuko, hot dogs were normal and yes the pizza were big !

it seems hotdogs doesn't fill the gap in my stomachs !
i could eat 24 hotdogs in a row and still has that hunger.
it's that or it is because i am a vampire who eats hotdogs :biggrin:

not really a dare, but the hell, it is very funny !

i was coming back from my friend one night, around 8 PM and i saw that fountain near the pavement. it was at about 1 foot of it. i don't what passed in my head when i decided to try and ride my bike between the two ???

anyway, my parents were wondering why i said them GOOD NIGHT at about 8:30 PM. the next morning i woke-up in my bed with BLOOD all over my clothes and bed ! my parents saw me while they were doing the breafast and they were like...

MOM:"what happenned to you ?"
ME:"what ? nothing i just woke-up, why ?"
FATHER:"look in the mirror !"
*looks in the mirror*
*now know why my left eyes didn't wanted to open completely*

had a big bump on my head.
had a the left eye completely red with blood.
had blood all over my face from nose to mouth.
had shaking problems with boths hands.
and i had no strengh that morning !

finished at the hospital cause of that big bump and passed 2 days there because the doctors weren't sure if that BLOOD ACCUMULATING on my head would end.
lucky me it did !

all this because some idea got onto my head for some reason !
don't know what i was thiking that day !

what's funny was seeing my bike after that.
it was complete JUNK after the event, i was wondering how i could have rided it back to my house ![/quote]
lay off the burger's

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]few more are coming back.....

climb fences, in other pple's yards and risk getting caught.

go trick-or-treating on another block, which we hate and had wars with.

go riding through the project, and risk getting the bike stolen and beaten up.

ride on the back of a bus.

steal from a store, like a bunch of times.

riding a bike with no hands standing up.

stick an egg in some woman's car exhaust pipe.

go on the rooftop of a 6-story building in the projects.

jump over a 12-18 foot fence via swing.

climb that same fence.

go into a locked swiming pool.

climb a tree in someones yard.

ride down a hill on a mountain bike with pegs and sum1 on the back, 3 spokes broke.

still thinking....of more.............[/quote]
lol here r some more of mine-

threw a whole garbage can of garbage in some 1's yard then the person came out and we RAN!

went into a porter pody at the jr. ballpark,ripped the toilet paper/garbage holder off the wall and stuck it in the toilet.

hop over these peoples chain-link fence and run through there yard getting chased by there dogs that would kill you.

break glass in the rode and leave it there.

left a big tree trunk in the middle of the road.

but a peice of $hit in some 1's mail box

run around the neighboord at 10 at night with shirt around head yelling I AM CORNHOLLIO!!!! I NEED PEEPEE FOR MY BUNG HOLE!!!!! BUNG HOLE BUNG HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (me and alot of my friends did tHAT)

:biggrin:

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]2.kiss a girl[/quote]
U find it disgusting?.....anyway..........it's your life :biggrin:

[quote:post_uid0="akuma_forever"][quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]here are mine and belive me thier nasty

1.put my dick throw a girls ass
2.kiss a girl
3.jump out of a roof head first
4.eat the garbige of a garbage can
5.put a snack inside my mouth
6.walk throw the street bare naked

for all theese i got only 25 cents my friends tricked me[/quote]
for 1 thing u r to young......[/quote]
well i did get a helmet on the roof one and i got a bump in my head and im a crazy kid and the garbige 1 i got sick for 4 days but luckly i didnt puke and heres another 1

1.theres a tire in the play ground wich is like swings but u can spin and its fun this is what i had to do i had to do a high sky spiny if u dont now what that is well let me tell u u spin around the thingy and u go so fast about 70 miles an hour and u spin so fast and get dizzy this time they game me 7 bucks and i also made history in my school

check out this one i did today


put flamable gas,oil, a liter trigger (turns on liters easyer) and a liter in someones egsoust pipe and on someones whell :laugh: :laughlong:

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like my cat?

You guys are fricking dirty...