lol i work for the fbi

this is kind of stupid but, My 7th grade teacher sister church went on a trip to Canada me and some other ppl went to my best friend and other guy who i knew, And this other dude. We were in the hotel and we decide to hop on the elevator. It has a window u could look out when u go up. We went to the top 12 floor. The door open and we looked down the hall. So i went up to close the door being the kultz i am i accidentally hit the fire alarm. We just stood there red lights flashing and we heard a loud bell. One of my friends screamed run to the stairs, we ran down the stairs all the way to the 2nd floor funny thing is my best friend is a big guy and he was the fastest down the stairs. He thew us out the way just to save his ass. When we ran into the girls room we kept looking out the window to see if the fire dept or police rolled up.

i had a 2" deep cut in my neck. everyone was laughing at me when they saw it.

lol heres another one

when my sister was sleeping i but real poo in her hand and when she woke up u know when ur hand sometimes touches ur face when ur tired she did that and without knowing she had poo in her hand she touched her head and got poo all over her face.i was totally laughing to death and also washed my handes lots of times with shampoo that there were almost none for her.

and once when we were working silelently the teacher farted so hard u could here it even if u have earphones and he stunk the whole classroom.

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]lol heres another one

when my sister was sleeping i but real poo in her hand and when she woke up u know when ur hand sometimes touches ur face when ur tired she did that and without knowing she had poo in her hand she touched her head and got poo all over her face.i was totally laughing to death and also washed my handes lots of times with shampoo that there were almost none for her.[/quote]
amature

amature :laughlong:

another one is when i was 5, i got my right ankle ran over by a car.

im not a amature and snake hows that funny -_-'

of course its not. i just testing idiots and having fun.

glad to see unknown passed.

and what u should do is record sum1 u know from school snoring, then put it on the P.A. system in school. :D

lol