lets try this:

girl: u know i look pretty.
boy: to what a buffalo? richard simones woludnt marry u.

Your Momma So Poor When You Stood On A Milk Cartin She Said Get Off The Family Vehicle.

[color=blue:post_uid2]Your mom is so fat that.

When she stepped on the scale it said to be continued???!!!!

:biggrin: :lol:[/color:post_uid2]

erm :withstupid:

yo momma so bad at cooking. we say da grace after da meal.

yo mama so fat:

she makes earthquakes that topples building when she tip-toes.

your moma so fat, that when she jumped out from the 20th floor, she created a volcano down on the road !

yo momma so fat, after sex, i roll over twice, and i'm still on the b!tch

your mama so fat, that when she try to suicide by hang up, the rope broke !