here is one...
my brother and i (about 10 years from now) went house by house collecting candy then at some house my brother (not disguised) asked if he could have a chips bag too. the person said he wasn't disguise so he couldn't then my brother took out his glasses and said he didn't need them and that it was his disguise !

the person laugh so hard that she gave him one bag !

that' freaky, you should see my brother without his glasses, real freaky !

well i didnt go trick or treating cuz this happen to me

i was knockin on a door for trick or treating then suddently a seagull poo poo right in my FACE

LMAO !! hahahahaa omg...

that happend 2 me when i was in my P.E class.. the bell was gonna ring in like 5 seconds so i started walking and i got bird $hit on my shirt!! ahhh and it was lunch time!! i got soo mad that day