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Shin_ryu 06-12-2004 08:29 AM

yo m so dumb they said it was chilly outside she went and got a boul

pip99 06-12-2004 09:24 AM

lol you made this a while back



yo mommas teeth so yellow she put the sun outta business

=/

coolplayer2K2 06-12-2004 02:13 PM

HAHa lol nice joke and ya i did make it long time ago

yo mommas so dum when she went to zellers she asked how much the clothes cost. The seller said 5 dollars then she said AWW but i only have 10 dollars

Ikaruga 06-12-2004 02:47 PM

Erm...

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning the public.

Your mama's so white, Micheal Jackson was found sleeping with her.

Your dad's so dumb, he mistaken a Fruit Loop for a condom.

Iplay2win 06-12-2004 03:04 PM

your mamma's feet smell so bad:

she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall

she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly

she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since

she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead

dark-guardian 06-12-2004 07:56 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Iplay2win"]your mamma's feet smell so bad:

she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall

she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly

she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since

she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead[/quote]
lol funny.

Yo momma so ugly....

Blah, shes just ugly... o 0

Devil Link 06-12-2004 08:06 PM

yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she walked into church, ery1 started singing "LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE"

yo momma's butt so big, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack.

w00t

coolplayer2K2 06-13-2004 07:06 AM

yo mommas teeth so yellow sean paul went up to her and said just gimme da liggght!

Mr. Big 06-13-2004 08:26 AM

your moma so fat, she put on a yellow dress and everyone yelled 'TAXI!'

your moma ears so big.....she...she can fly home on a windy day.

your moma so fat, she like that rover on mars; wakes up, rolls off a platform, moves 10 feet and call it a day.

Shin_ryu 06-13-2004 01:51 PM

ur moms so dumb she throw a roc on the floor and miss :D


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