Spidey came in but only to take a SHOT at it for the journal. i was done for but...

then came a giant meteor that knocked the planet sideways and threw me out into space. Luckily, i was already in a secret escape pod.

ya but darth vader was there. and it was me... you survived for cutting my left hand..

lucky me, i had my dildo saber (oops my bad) !

lucky me, i had my light saber with me, so i fought him, but then LUKE came in and ...

he was armed with a bannana! and a weekly subscription to kerrang magazine..

he peeled the banana and........

then obi-wan-kenobi appeared.

and for no legitimate reason transforms into pamela anderson...

*pamela anderson strips in front of sk8erfox* :biggrin:

she turns out to be a man and ScorpionX runs for his life.