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(the orrginal image was created by another person this is my and Duo's sketch of the image inspierd one April day when a great cruelty was delt upon me you can see by the runing of the ink by my tears. And the song that I related to that day Creeds "One last Breath" would some one assisy me in playing this song? I'll start then.

Duo id to the right of Zero and starts to play his guitar
SBYRD5 is on the drumbs* Zero starts to sing and the world fades into the night..... :yinyang:

Well after the concert Zero,Duo,Byrd, are leaving the stage when a bunch of groupies come and ask for there audio graphs.Yes,the girls did go to ZeroEna first....don't get jealous Roll he told them he was with you...Well Duo is a different case His Girlfiend isn't real. So when girls he don't like come around him for audio graphs he says"Oh um I'm married to my girlfriend Hilda".Well I'm a free spirit in my own right so the girls get some numbers from me....
I even got I complament on my Drum solo :lol:

P.S. It was almost better than the whole show..... :corky:

All of a sudden a mob of groopies break through the secret back stage door trying to find them and the front start to try and break open Zero's door with a batering ram. they do the same to all the rooms but find no one inside...
Mob: huh wa?
girl: where'd they go?

Above in the venilation system*
Zero: heh I told you guys this was a good I dea.
Sbyrd5: I like the groopies what's wrong with them
Duo: yeah sure you'll be sayign that when they're tearing you apart for a piece of your clothing.
Byrd: :cry: Lets hurry this is my favorite shirt!
Zero: oh brother.
THen all of a sudden the system gives out and they fall into the hall way*
Zero: maybe if were real quiet they won't niotice us.
Sbyrd: HI girls!
Duo: you don't know when to sut it do you!

Girl in mob:look outside there they are!
another girl: Wait Zero I love your voice sign my...

Zero and the others take off before she can finish in a mad dash to their limo. One block away.

Zero: Keep running we're almost there!
Sbyrd: pant* pant* arfh they gaining on us!
Duo: Argh they're grabing at my priest collar!
Sbyrd: they won't let go of my hat!
Zero: Hold on I've got an Idea when I say stop then run for it! STOP!
Takes off jacket and tosses it into the mob* They scramble clawing at it*

Zero: good. Now RUN!

They run hop into the limo and drive off ito the trafic.

Sbyrd: pew thanks man I owe you big time.
Duo: yeah me too but you sacrificed your jacket...
Zero: nah it's ok man That wasn't my actual favorite jacket I'd let it in the Limo for safe keeping.
DUo and Sbyrd fall over laughing*

Back at the station.....

Duo: ok this is DJ Duo here ready to play some more hit music but first lets intro duce our newest DJ SBYRD5. Now this should be a blast fro mthpast the topic for this hour is....The Stupidest thing you've ever done Mine bringing SBYRD5 on to this shouw lol just kidding man.

Zero: and I said mine last week just check the first page. Lol the securitys been eyeing us strangely though. LOL*

Oh well the lines are open takeing callers at any time on our unofficial radio show. :music: :yinyang:

Damn what do we have to do to get callers!? What do we have to give stuff away for you peopel to come!? :nervous: :vampv:

SBYRD5=O.K. first caller will recieve a Demo of our CD called(Duo,Zero a little help)......Well anyway it's Triple Platiunum in 48 states.
Or you could be normal and buy our CD at Target....but what's better talking to yours truely LIVE or having fun with my picture on a CD case at your nearest Target you chose...
later...Ladies(In a smooth James Bond voice)

(Phones Ring off the hook)
P.S. see Duo you just got to show some charm...

Ok then dark fay voice (fay is an evil or mystic creature)*
hey girls first 8 callers get a copy of our CD Music of the Heart. And if you're luck caller number 9 you'll get a special surprise from me what is it? well call and find out ladys.... :vampv:

....... -.-; SByrd, do I have to call your mother myself, or will you do it? *See's a cloud of Dust where Sbyrd was* o.o; wow.... um... ah.... hi? um... *picks up a ringing phone* (me) "hello?" (derranged caller: Male) "HEY! You're not Zero, Duo, OR Sbyrd! GET THEM BACK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" (me) "um.... Sbyrd ran off somewhere, ZeroEna is sleeping, and Duo... I have no idea, and yet, for some reason, I don't think I want to know... but how may I assist you?" (derranged caller: male) "....You can assist me with dates." (me) "WHY YOU LITTLE PERVERT! IF YOU CALL BACK I AM GONNA SICK MY PET HAMSTER ON YOU!" (derranged caller: Male) "Fine... I'll just have to talk to Duo myself..." (me) .....ew.....ew.....EW....EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE WEWEW.........DUO IS NOT GAY..... I don't think so at least.....um...." *hangs up* "ok.. I'm soooo leaving......wait.... what's that light..." *looks at the words above* "....RECORDING!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.........." *her pink phone keeps ringing* @.@ "hello?"
"Yes, is this Matt's Pizza?" "no..." "Can you serve me pizza?" "No" "Are you sure?" "No" "Are you really?" "NO, NOW BYE!" *hangs up and sits in her special inflatable chair* finally... maybe some peace... *phone rings* "...hello?" "Is this Matt's Pizza?" "$^#$@#&$&@#$%^......" :eek:

Caller calls in.

zeroe:hello
Caller:do you know were i am?
zeroe:Yes
Click........

:eek: Why the heck would I be gay I'm sharpening my sycle the phone rings*
Duo: huh um hello who is this.
Deranged male caller: yeah I'm heer to got it on ok hold on. walks around out the station and next to a Circle K pokes the deranged caller on the shoulder*
Deranged male caller: not now I'm busy get lost.
I punch him across the jaw and reviels it to be SBYRD that's sick you know that man!? leaves and walks back to the statio SBYRD5 trailing behind* phone rings as soon as he steps in*
Me: hello?
Caller is this Matts pizza
Me: hold that thought.
traces the call and goes there and finds the caller is a vampiere :vampv: picks up his sycle and a blood curtleng scream breaks the night*
Walks back in to the station*Ok still takeing callers we still got 6 more till number nine! :vampv:

Ring ring

Duo:Hello
Caller:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
Duo:OW! MY ear!

LMFAO!!!!