"I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/spa.../schwartz1.jpg

Game quotes:
I didn't fail. I just found 1,001 ways that don't work.

I'm not perfect. I'm just too close for anyone to tell the difference.


Out of game Quotes:
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away! Death hates that.

Smile, it confuses people.

Friends are like knives. They're good to have, but can hurt you real bad.

Never under-estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

You're not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

In some cultures, what I do is normal.

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

Once I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.

Guy's are great, every girl should own one. :biggrin:

I'm not mean. Just honest.

Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty! :biggrin:

Guys are like slinkies. It's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. :biggrin: (btw, this goes towards SOME guys, not all)

Don't call me a goddess, don't call me a queen. Just call me the cutest princess you've ever seen.

One day yourprince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

...4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

I LOVE my attitude problem.

You're only bad if you're caught... so that makes me a really good girl, RIGHT?! :biggrin:

he broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

God made mud, god made dirt! God made guys so girls could flirt!

I ran up the door, closed the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers.
turned off the bed and hopped into the light,
all because you kissed me goodnight! :biggrin:


And to all the girls I hate and lost their boyfriends...

[quote:post_uid4]You thought you had him, you thought he was yours. Haha that's funny, he don't go with whores.[/quote:post_uid4]

My battle phrases that seem to tick ppl off are,

1. There are so many unexpected things in life , what u see before you now is reality.

2. *cough* was that your best ?

3. I am the ultimate super human life form u cant stop me.

4. I will slice and dice you till u are dust !

:plain: thats only some

Nice quotes Prince vegetam and Nantuko Joe.
My quotes well I had so many now I don't know what happened.
Learn to Adapt or your Done for.
Watch out for my speed It is a killer.
Don't make me mad it makes your death alot worse.
Sorry I thought you were a lil tougher than I gave you credit for.
I am no match for you I am smarter.
I will give up after I am dead 20,0000 times :biggrin:
Just because you might have beat me once does not mean you can do it more than 2X :vampv:
Great Game nuff said.
If thats the best you have got then I need a tougher challenge.
Cough*For some Lord Starts with a C I did not warp I just jumped behind you then murdered you with a Super.Also I Just returned the favor for all the times you Slaughtered me
:biggrin: :vampv:
I got more I just don't want to Bore any one to death.
Still trys to figure out how tmyappz did the Matrix?Still Stumped?7years later? :lol:
http://members.fortunecity.com/deathstrike23/shin.gif

You bored me when I saw your post.

i have more:

c'mon, stop trying to hit me and HIT ME.

well I have more too then

Good Game even if U lagged too much

can't touch my skills dog

not my fault if U can't beat me

Wanna a rematch?

I love that one cuxz when I was a player and I used to beat my challengers, when I said that they always left.......

[quote:post_uid0="Nantuko Joe"]"I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/spa.../schwartz1.jpg[/quote]
LMAO!!!!!

Roll those are some funny quotes lol :plain: dont mind the face its my trade mark lol

i got a good one but i dont know were i stole it form:
slach you dash you stick a knife up your ass, ut your blood on the wall play tennises with your balls :)