the issue with the hot chick on the front??

X-BoX is usefull, why you can...

Use it as a paper weight
Fight off a bugular
Use it as a door stop
Play 'guess whats in the box' with your friends
When you just can't reach the top shelf
Strap it on the grill of a suburban and tell everyone your driving a concept car named 'X'
Use it as body armor in a shoot out
and if you buy three of them you can start a porno store and use them as the sign. X X X

ROTFL

im still sticking with the x and ps2, but thats a good idea about the porn store