the one with the prostitute and the chicken

my big bro stopped me from falling down a cliff ..nearly been moaned down a few times..


coo pic viper....

I also have 2 life near death experiences....

First off, when i was at the age of 2 and live in florida...i was outside walking around on the beach. I was a very curious kid that liked to get into everything. Well i noticed a large pile of dirt/sand that was built up. I stepped on it and all of a sudden about 3000 ants crawled up me. Instantly i was covered from head to toe with fire ants. I started to scream and mom came out and threw me into the waters. I still have scars from it (no noticeable).

For the 2nd one, it was when we first moved to Ohio. I was at the age of 4. My favorite thing in the world was those "Flintstone" vitamins. They tasted so good. Well i got my hands on them and hid under the sink...Opened the double cabinets and hid under there. I ate the entire bottle of them. About an hour later mom looked around for me and couldnt find me. She looked everywhere but couldnt find me until she heard a noise from underneath the sink. I was laying there and breathing fastly. Apparently im allergic to large amounts of Aspartame. I was sent to the hospital and nearly died from it. It was a very scary moment for my mom...i hardly remember it.

Im sorry but LMFAO f me...lol #### the way you worded that hilraios mate but i doubt it was funny for you...meh as long as you ok now.

Well i have one life near death experiences. When i was 9 i went to bangladesh and in my village i went down to the pond (every village has a pond usually in bangladesh) and a giant snake just fell off the tree right in front of me barely missing me! I mean like if i had took one more step which i was about to cause i wanted to do some fishin (first time for me) it would have fell on me. The snake was a python and was about 10 inches thick. Luckily i ran up the stairs when my cousin called for me and the snake just slithered away.

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I dont mind if you laugh, hell i think its funny too. I was one stupid little kid. :laugh:

Well, Not so long ago i was making my way back from skool as i usually do with a group of freinds..
so I was walking home but it was only with 1 other freind we went down to this road were we have to cross each day
there is a traffic crossing area but we decided we were too far away from it there was no need.

I stood by the side of the road looking left and right to see if there was any signs of passing cars, it looked clear so i walked out, not realising i was on my own and my freind was still waiting at the road side.
Little to my awareness a car had pulled out of a side road and when i was a few feet out on the road I stopped i dont know why, i dont know how i just stopped, (my freind later said he shouted at me) but before i know it a car clipped me with its rear view window, nothing serious just a scrape
But this could of been much worse if i didnt stop.

Oh and also have had near death experiences Snowboarding/WakeBoarding :D



Edited By Saijin_Ryu on Sep. 25 2003 at 23:22

I had one once. I was walkin down my road to me house,and this dude came outta the woods and wanted time,so i gave him $5.00 and he went away. I saw he had a gun,so i just went along with him.

Just recently while I was taking driver's training some idiot went on the wrong side of the road and almost hit us! :shocked: Luckily he looked up at the last minute and stopped! :biggrin:

[quote:post_uid0="Kingryu1"]the one with the prostitute and the chicken[/quote]
Hahaha, oh your god... that's WAY to Brutal to tell in front of kids!
HAHAH!! Can't believe you remember that!