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alamgir 12-06-2004 08:50 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"][quote:post_uid0="alamgir"]Ever wondered how to achieve 100%+? Well from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M no P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullpoop and Ass kissing that will put you over the top[/quote]
It would seem knowledge and Assskissing get you pretty far I'd say.. :huh:
[/quote]
Yeah the 2 combined give you a pretty good result, but people who have knowledge would never kiss ass.

`Crystal 12-06-2004 12:55 PM

Some have knowledge & kiss ass

alamgir 12-06-2004 01:53 PM

but if you truly are a knowledgeable person you would never kiss ass.

`Crystal 12-06-2004 02:16 PM

yea yea....ppl who kiss ass have problems :p

XxEl_PeCaDoRxX 12-06-2004 03:30 PM

asshole your ghey and cool. :)

`Crystal 12-06-2004 05:35 PM

[quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?

XxEl_PeCaDoRxX 12-06-2004 07:03 PM

[quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"][quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?
[/quote]
Hey//Stfu.

No one mentioned Crystal.

maddog 12-06-2004 07:21 PM

hey this topic worked, for the first post

`Crystal 12-06-2004 08:13 PM

[quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"][quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"][quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?[/quote]
Hey//Stfu.

No one mentioned Crystal.
[/quote]
u cursed at me :cry:
Yeah some1 did..u did

Elena 12-06-2004 09:37 PM

Uh....Merry New Year

evilhadoken 12-07-2004 07:39 AM

[quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"][quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"][quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"][quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?[/quote]
Hey//Stfu.

No one mentioned Crystal.[/quote]
u cursed at me :cry:
Yeah some1 did..u did
[/quote]
alright nowbreak it up :rolleyes:

alamgir 12-07-2004 11:24 AM

No no, please go on.

asshole 12-07-2004 12:44 PM

Oh regional!
;]

`Crystal 12-07-2004 12:50 PM

[quote:post_uid0="alamgir"]No no, please go on.[/quote]
i was just playin..evilhado

And for u alam Hush :rolleyes:

XxEl_PeCaDoRxX 12-07-2004 01:07 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Oh regional!
;]
[/quote]
you can shut up too. c3

`Crystal 12-07-2004 01:14 PM

.......okay?..um When is it gonna snow for God's sake?

asshole 12-07-2004 01:43 PM

I love all you niggas!

blossom 12-07-2004 01:44 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]I love all you niggas![/quote]
okay, your gonna stop that ish

alamgir 12-07-2004 02:02 PM

What is ish suppose to be?

`Crystal 12-07-2004 02:05 PM

i think it meAns Sh1t

rabbitalien 12-07-2004 03:15 PM

it snowed a bit 2day, yayyyy

`Crystal 12-07-2004 03:19 PM

^^^lucky u

XxEl_PeCaDoRxX 12-07-2004 07:27 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]I love all you niggas![/quote]
lets fudge!

shy_gurL21 12-07-2004 08:09 PM

u ppl r funny..

asshole 12-07-2004 08:43 PM

What that Love him, love that ish?

XxEl_PeCaDoRxX 12-07-2004 08:48 PM

peneous

Ludacris 12-08-2004 05:53 AM

hum...................so what'ss up here? been a week?! missed anything?

alamgir 12-08-2004 07:38 AM

Nope not really.

Ludacris 12-08-2004 08:29 AM

that's coo

pip99 12-08-2004 11:36 AM

O_o dam

`Crystal 12-08-2004 01:02 PM

lol..love is a strong word

asshole 12-08-2004 01:36 PM

No it's not!

alamgir 12-08-2004 01:40 PM

Whatever

`Crystal 12-08-2004 01:42 PM

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]No it's not![/quote]
Lolz now i see y u use it soo much...
:baaa:

Elena 12-08-2004 03:31 PM

Quote:

What's love got to do with it?
-Tina Turner

evilhadoken 12-08-2004 03:56 PM

t("t)

asshole 12-08-2004 06:43 PM

Haha.. well.. tha thing is.. I tell EVERYBODY I lvoe them..
but there are only a few PeoPle that I LOOOOOOVE, ya know!?
Like.. My mother.. ehh my whole Family, I love them.
I love my best friend John Sherwood, I love Ashlee, I love Blayne, Matt, Hannah, cuz they're close asssss friends!
And then I love being loved, haha!

asshole 12-08-2004 06:45 PM

I hate Tina Turner for makin that song!

Elena 12-08-2004 06:50 PM

erm ok....and I HaTE you too :p

asshole 12-08-2004 06:53 PM

Oh, and I also LOOOOOVE Blossom, dind't forget about you sweetheart!


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