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[purekilla] 12-08-2003 02:22 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer

marvel911 12-08-2003 02:51 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes

ledmonkey 12-09-2003 01:51 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other

akuma_forever 12-09-2003 01:54 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad

marvel911 12-09-2003 02:36 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using

ledmonkey 12-09-2003 03:01 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills

[purekilla] 12-09-2003 03:15 PM

[color=blue]The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills [b]that shoots sp

MegaManX34 12-09-2003 03:19 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

marvel911 12-09-2003 06:29 PM

[color=purple]The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

Chingy 12-09-2003 07:05 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

ledmonkey 12-10-2003 11:55 AM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

akuma_forever 12-10-2003 01:15 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

ledmonkey 12-10-2003 02:22 PM

dude akuma forever I already posted a part.....it just didn't show right away for some reason....look at the time.....

[purekilla] 12-10-2003 03:00 PM

[color=blue]The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

akuma_forever 12-10-2003 04:08 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

Elena 12-10-2003 05:03 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

ledmonkey 12-10-2003 06:03 PM

okay fine everyone just ignore my post :angry:

marvel911 12-10-2003 07:18 PM

Ok to avoid fights..what say we end this story and start again..

milestails 12-10-2003 09:27 PM

Ok... I'm thinking of a start... ....
There were legends

liveforever 12-11-2003 04:10 AM

Sofa King Stupid (get it..? uh man think about it)

dontmesswitme 12-11-2003 05:51 AM

who was a

silent-killer 12-11-2003 09:23 AM

man who enjoyed!!!



Edited By silent-killer on Dec. 11 2003 at 12:24

Elena 12-11-2003 02:54 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas



Edited By Elena on Dec. 11 2003 at 17:55

GryffonRider 12-11-2003 04:47 PM

while watching TV

ledmonkey 12-11-2003 05:08 PM

(People, remember to copy and paste....it makes it much eaiser to put the story together)

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched

marvel911 12-11-2003 07:14 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because

silent-killer 12-12-2003 05:58 AM

and eating some!!

shorty-player 12-12-2003 07:11 AM

popcorn and drinks

DA_VIPA 12-12-2003 09:32 AM

suck my ....


..lolly

silent-killer 12-12-2003 09:45 AM

and my lol

marvel911 12-12-2003 02:17 PM

Oh how you alreayd managed to mess it all up..

akuma_forever 12-12-2003 03:12 PM

( ok, i'm going to ignore the last 4 posts)

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like

DragonTamer 12-12-2003 04:52 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the



Edited By DragonTamer on Dec. 12 2003 at 19:56

marvel911 12-12-2003 05:34 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he

milestails 12-12-2003 06:07 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife

.....=/

ledmonkey 12-12-2003 06:43 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing

Elena 12-12-2003 07:23 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife

marvel911 12-12-2003 07:24 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his



Edited By marvel911 on Dec. 12 2003 at 08:26

milestails 12-12-2003 07:40 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother



Edited By milestails on Dec. 12 2003 at 19:52

ledmonkey 12-12-2003 07:42 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at


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