[quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"]replacing Jesus with food..........

if Jesus was there, he would slap U lol :corky:[/quote]
thay's wrong you will be sent to hell now who ever open this topic close it because it is not right to play with Jesus like that it is wrong to use his name in vain so close this topic

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[quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"]umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)[/quote]
dubya tee eff! i mean Crystal im with italy on this are u 8?
Im not a relgious person nor do I go to church and I know the dam story that ppl cooked up.

It was god who made the plant blah blah blah... he notice Adam felt lonley took a rib out of his body to creat women (eve). God told them they could chill out in this wonderland of a garden. but what ever they do "do not eat the friut from that dam tree. And just like a hard headed women Eve dumb ass eats it, then walks up to Adam and hands it to him (Adam not knowing where it was from its it then boom!) God kicks them out of the garden and so called seald it off. He didnt kick them out of "heaven" And for the stupid ass women pushment they will have great pain when giving birth. Not make them carry it for 9 months, and mens punshments was to listen to yall nagg in our ear. And becuase of these 2 naked dumbflucks we are so called "suffering".
(but oh wait I know nothing about god it was "Jesus" who did this yes he made me where i am today)

*looks at what he wrote*

<span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>DO U PEOPLE HAVE ANY DAMN SENSE WHATSO EVER!</span> who in the hell came up with this, ive heard fariy tales more beliveable. Hell Sinbad and his journeys might as well be real, or a lost city under the sea called Atlantis!

ok ok thnx..but its almost same thing i said ..but big deal..its over now ??? ;)

adam & eve story......... classic

adam & eve its Ludacris!

Does Anyone Know Who John Holmes Is

I think so..i can remeber ???

[quote:post_uid0="supercalo"]Does Anyone Know Who John Holmes Is[/quote]
.......hum....... I don't know........ I've seen this show about someone Holmes........ he was a porno actor and he died of aids....... I don,t think U,re talkin about him though

Bahahahahahahahaha Well I Doubt You Do but He Had A Huge Penis