so its really the bats own blood thats on himself lol yea i get it

yea....... lol :laughlong: :D

ok bro lets stop spammin before some1 sez somthin ok? lol :laugh: but it aint spammin if its a joke so....

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

errr ....heeeelloooooo!!! *echo* *echo* damn u ppl are really boring jeez.....
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all poopty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

joy to the world, the teacher dead.
we barber-q the head.
what happen to the body?
we flushed it down the potty.
round & round it goes, round & round it goes...........


sorry, lisa never let nelson finish. it was funny.

ahhh a classic pimpson moment........DOH!! lol at least someone posted...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

lol good one

A young man was walking down the street when he notice a shortman in green. The lil man poped up and said to him hello laddy. The man replied umm hello. The lil man then said I am a Leprechaun I can give u gold,cars,house,diamonds,girls and riches beyond your mind. But, the lil leprechuan said, I have been around the world so i havnt gottin any in along time. So I just want a lil bump in the back. The man in disguse said WHAT! no no way man. But the leprechuan said I will give u gold, cars, houses, daimonds, girls, and riches beyond your mind. Um I dont know the man said, then the leprechuan went on I will give u pot of gold,fame,women, and things beyond your mind. Uh well the man started to think, well ok.
So the leprechuan got a stool hoped up and the man pulled his pants down. The leprechuan started to do his thing. So laddy the leprechuan said how old are u. Umm ah 25 the man said back. Ha your 25 years old and u still believe in leprechuans. :biggrin:

got sum ganja, it is a beauty.
very special, really and truly.
take good take of me, that is ur duty.
want u right by my side, night and day........

no letting go, no holding back.
because u r my baby.
when i am with u its all a that.
bag, i so glad i bought u.
No letting go No holding back
No holding Back no
When I'm with you it's all a that
All a that


They say good things must come to an end
But I'm optimistic about being your friend
u make me feel so good, by my doings
With Keisha and Annesha but that
Was back then

no letting go, no holding back.
because u r my baby.
when i am with u its all a that.
bag, i so glad i bought u.
No letting go No holding back
No holding Back no
When I'm with you it's all a that
All a that

really appretiate u drugging me, after all that we been through.
REALLY APPRETIATE u drugging me, all times, tiiiiimmimeess.

got sum ganja, it is a beauty.
very special, really and truly.
take good take of me, that is ur duty.
want u right by my side, night and day........

no letting go, no holding back.
because u r my baby.
when i am with u its all a that.
bag, i so glad i bought u.
No letting go No holding back
No holding Back no
When I'm with you it's all a that
All a that.

[quote:post_uid0="DA_VIPA"]ahhh a classic pimpson moment........DOH!! lol at least someone posted...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"[/quote]
good one bro :lol: