LMFAO Vipa you are the funniest in this forum...i think i have read every one of your post in this thread..lol please keep it up :) :biggrin: :buttrock: :laugh:

i have this aunt, aunt jemima, who has this dog named pancake. everyday she wash the dog cause she want it clean and she put it in the oven to dry for 5mins. now aunt jemima knew how to cook, but she was never interested in technology that much. so we bought her a microwave but she never used it, until one time she decided to dry pancake in there. so she put him in, set the thing for 5mins and when it was done, pancake was still wet, but his insides were good enough to eat.

[quote:post_uid0="Sportschick155"]....OH THATS IT BUDDY, IM GONNA SPANK YO ASS!!!
suck...THAT!--->[/quote]
lol I think strider might enjoy that lmao.

lol yeh eh virtual spanking :D

[quote:post_uid0="Sportschick155"]lol yeh eh virtual spanking :D[/quote]
sick freaks these days
Sports how would you give me a virtual spanking ???
You're weird.
Sports, what did I tell you about giving the whole blockhead.
I need a joke, I'll think of something of later

strider shut it

nope :D
check this out

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mariotwins.htm

how about..Y.E.S

i have another one. remember little johnny?

he and his mother was walking to the store and they saw a condom on the ground. little johnny saked 'mommy what is that?' she said 'its a biscut. now dont eat it.' she went in the store, did her shopping and when she came out, the condom was gone. she asked johnny 'did u eat that biscut?' he said no mommy but i did eat the filling inside.'