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... AND A MAGNETIC PERSONALITY :biggrin:
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everyone with metal around them got attracted and absorbed into magson ( good thing wolverine isn't here :biggrin: )
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Magson got stronger as he absorbed the metal. Luckily a non metallic hero arrived, their name was..
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<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>PLASTIC MAN!!!</span> :biggrin:
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Plastic Man?! anyway.......so Plastic Man came into action and performed his famous attack.......the........
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THE PLASTIC ATTACK 0.5..which basically put, looked like...
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A big block of cheese :S :buttrock:
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Plastic man? I go away for one day and this is what happens?!?!!?
The block of cheese went straight towards Magson but then plastic man's arch enemy arrived: Magnifying glass man. |
den came Mr. edd asking for a cup of sugar
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when magnifying glass man then burned him but then...........
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Sub zero entered and froze magnifying glass man.......
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suddenly, a heatstroke swipe the entire archipelago and sub zero got melted like cheese :biggrin:
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..so there he lay, in a puddle of water, which pissed sub-zero right off, so he got angry and started to boil...
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he turned into steam- man with the ability to...
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Clean clothes
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[quote:post_uid0="TJ5"]Clean clothes[/quote]
lol :laugh: :biggrin: then a sudden breeze blew him away |
The breeze was followed by a blue streak that knocked Steam into the freezer, turning him into Ice. The blue streak turned out to be Hyper Metal Sonic. Ice got so pissed, he...
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hot really hot and melted :biggrin:
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Metal got out one of those mini-vacumes that clean up dog piss and sucked up wut was left of Ice, then tossed the baggie into a dumpster. Then suddnelly, this story went to hell. But why not? People and dogs go to heavan and stories belong in hell. Just then, Metal noticed a story in heaven. He needed to get to heaven and get the story and bring it to hell. Problem was, robots dont have souls. So he teamed up with Metal Knux to get souls. Their targets were...
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[quote:post_uid0="SpideyManiac"]Metal got out one of those mini-vacumes that clean up dog piss and sucked up wut was left of Ice, then tossed the baggie into a dumpster. Then suddnelly, this story went to hell. But why not? People and dogs go to heavan and stories belong in hell. Just then, Metal noticed a story in heaven. He needed to get to heaven and get the story and bring it to hell. Problem was, robots dont have souls. So he teamed up with Metal Knux to get souls. Their targets were...[/quote]
congrats u've succesfully killed this topic |
which suddenly came alive cause I want it to, and anyway, since this on'es over i guess we can go on.
Once upon a time, there was a man named snorkledorklemanklepooper. He liked to..... |
...park his fat ass in front of the tube and watch porn all day. He was soon kicked out of his house for not paying rent for 20 years . He went on to...
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soon he went 2 subway to eat fresh.......den he rolled to da cashier and gave 25 dollars of coins asking for big behind men sandwhich.....after dat he....... :crazy:
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ate it all and had to go to the washroom to....
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peep in ladies washroom... :biggrin:
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one of the ladies so him and.... :biggrin:
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called the police! they came and arreseted the lady for being in the men's restroom. then the man......
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said he was innocent but he was wearing a T-shirt that sed in bold letters I PEEPED IN THE LADIES WASHROOM :biggrin:
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He then released that stalking women rulez!!!! So later that day after losing pounds from eating at subway*ahem*...he went Clubing....to his surprised he went to a different kind of club....
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it was called the BOOM BOOM club, he even got in the V.I.P section....
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...and got his fat ass drunk to the point he literally puked his guts out. Some guy saw a liver on the floor and...
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saw that the liver was better than his liver so he replaced it with his owns and....
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...doed, because the liver was damaged beyond repair from the alcohol. As for the drunk....
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He fell in a ditch....and then...
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BrokeHis spleen then al of a sudden <s> Magson Appeared </s>
Somebody came along and saw the man |
Ate a Big 'N' Tasty !
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he got out of the ditch and kick the man eating a Big 'N' Tasty in the nuts then ran down the road but he almost....
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Stepped on Mecha Midget the Ultra powerful midget warlord from mars :buttrock:
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..who got incredibly angry, and summoned ninja warriors from mars to help him to...
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u pple are more twisted than r kelly.
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