1 time at basketball practice

[Nosoul4Sfo]

today me and my team were practicing. we were playing 5 on 5 and 1 of my team mates passed me the ball.

no one was in front of me then this kid in the back tried to block me. He hit the pole with his weiner. He said ''oh poop my nuts hurt''. evreyone started laughing at him. He said ''its not funny''. My mother got some ice. She thought he hit his knee but it was his nuts. he said no thats ok. he took the ice and put it into his nuts.

He went to the bathroom and he started peeing.

[evilhadoken]

ooooooo man thats got to hurt! :laugh:

[Scaggs]

OUCH

[evilhadoken]

i remember something stupid i did. i was playing Football with my bros and cousins. and i was about to catch the ball when i hit the .........man i forget what its called....the faucet thing outside.lol. well he throws the football at me and i hit my Knee on it and i like jump in the air and hit the ground and roll on it like 4 times cuz of the impact. later that day i look down on my knee and i like have a huge bruise there.

[VampireNinja]

My mother got some ice. She thought he hit his knee but it was his nuts. he said no thats ok. he took the ice and put it into his nuts.
xD !!!!

[Sportschick155]

hahahah this reminds me....of the part in american pie, where the chick says "one time at band camp" haha blah blah good stuff

[-_SKILLZ_-]

lol ur first time basektball practice lol! just kidding

man that got to hurtbut i ain't tha stupid to do that(ur friend must hav no game cuz i cant nver run into a pole like that

[J-Kw]

why was he trying to block the shoot ???

[Scaggs]

And girls think they have it tough....