Funniest moment - What was your funniest moment

[mysticveggeto]

what was your funniest moment in your life

[Sportschick155]

oh yeh when my bro was born, when he got home i was holding him and i put him on the couch for like 2 secs cause i had to do something and i turned around he was on the ground.

then there was this time when my mom had to go to the bathroom so damn badly but all of us were busy so she put my bro on the bathroom counter and he rolled over lol haha

[DA_VIPA]

well it wasnt the funniest moment in life but...
me and a few buddies of mine just got kicked out of skool for 2 weeks for unspeakable reasons and we thought of getting revenge on our skool..we were really drunk and a bit baked as we were passin by the skool we jumped over the gate on 2 our school feild..we could see secuirity camera's and lights so we had 2 be careful..we got 2 a metalworks building..i got a brick and put it through da window and got in we found a few cupboards full of hi-tech tools and some very dangerous 1's
then we headed 2 our science building we used da tools we took from da metalwork building 2 break in2 the science building i was about 2 take a giant bag of reactive alkali metals and a big bottle of sulphuric acid till we heard the siren of the police we ran as fast as we could 2 a safe place till we saw the helicopter(police) fly right over our heads my friends and i ran again this time with a police car after us !! we out ran them in2 a feild we were so tired that we went 2 sleep in the feild only 2 wake up in jail...which is wher i am right now...

[mysticveggeto]

[quote:post_uid2="DA_VIPA"]well it wasnt the funniest moment in life but...
me and a few buddies of mine just got kicked out of skool for 2 weeks for unspeakable reasons and we thought of getting revenge on our skool..we were really drunk and a bit baked as we were passin by the skool we jumped over the gate on 2 our school feild..we could see secuirity camera's and lights so we had 2 be careful..we got 2 a metalworks building..i got a brick and put it through da window and got in we found a few cupboards full of hi-tech tools and some very dangerous 1's
then we headed 2 our science building we used da tools we took from da metalwork building 2 break in2 the science building i was about 2 take a giant bag of reactive alkali metals and a big bottle of sulphuric acid till we heard the siren of the police we ran as fast as we could 2 a safe place till we saw the helicopter(police) fly right over our heads my friends and i ran again this time with a police car after us !! we out ran them in2 a feild we were so tired that we went 2 sleep in the feild only 2 wake up in jail...which is wher i am right now...[/quote:post_uid2]
how why your in jail theres no computer there for you to use

[coolplayer2K2]

well mine was when my sis was sleeping i farted in her face and my other funniest was when me and my friends where playing soccer and a teenager was walkin by and called us assholes and i kicked him with the soccer ball in the dick and he was chasin us and of course got us and beat the ###in hell out of us but then the teachers came and the prinicble whoop him in his ass with a belt

[mysticveggeto]

well mine was when my sis was sleeping i farted in her face and my other funniest was when me and my friends where playing soccer and a teenager was walkin by and called us assholes and i kicked him with the soccer ball in the dick and he was chasin us and of course got us and beat the ###in hell out of us but then the teachers came and the prinicble whoop him in his ass with a belt
lol :laugh:

[DA_VIPA]

um...its a laptop..

[Sportschick155]

well mine was when my sis was sleeping i farted in her face and my other funniest was when me and my friends where playing soccer and a teenager was walkin by and called us assholes and i kicked him with the soccer ball in the dick and he was chasin us and of course got us and beat the ###in hell out of us but then the teachers came and the prinicble whoop him in his ass with a belt
um...ur principal would automadically loose his job, thats consider as abuse. and the teenager should have sued the principal for that

[coolplayer2K2]

well eventully the princible did get fired and know we have this fat lady whos bum is so big and thinks -1 is so super cold and lol for the teenager he got in jail

hey hey look here jus bc ur a teenager doesnt mean u should say he should have sued bc he beat the phckin hell out oh me and know i got a broken finger thx to that stupid teenagers oh i so love teenagers NOT teenagers a bitches man espacally dat 1

and one more joke

huh too teenagers were having hard sex in front of the school yard and me and my friends threw snowballs at them

[marvel911]

Does anybody notice there is alot of 'funny' topics being made lately...

Anyway, one time me and 4 friends stole stole their dad's vehicle, then we went crusing in the alleys, and my one friend who was driving took this corner like a sumbitch and we swear we went around it squealing on two wheels....Sure it wasnt funny at the time, but after it was hilarious, and whats even more funny....we're all under 16.

[coolplayer2K2]

lol i work for the fbi

[MasterX05]

this is kind of stupid but, My 7th grade teacher sister church went on a trip to Canada me and some other ppl went to my best friend and other guy who i knew, And this other dude. We were in the hotel and we decide to hop on the elevator. It has a window u could look out when u go up. We went to the top 12 floor. The door open and we looked down the hall. So i went up to close the door being the kultz i am i accidentally hit the fire alarm. We just stood there red lights flashing and we heard a loud bell. One of my friends screamed run to the stairs, we ran down the stairs all the way to the 2nd floor funny thing is my best friend is a big guy and he was the fastest down the stairs. He thew us out the way just to save his ass. When we ran into the girls room we kept looking out the window to see if the fire dept or police rolled up.

[SolidSnake76]

i had a 2" deep cut in my neck. everyone was laughing at me when they saw it.

[coolplayer2K2]

lol heres another one

when my sister was sleeping i but real poo in her hand and when she woke up u know when ur hand sometimes touches ur face when ur tired she did that and without knowing she had poo in her hand she touched her head and got poo all over her face.i was totally laughing to death and also washed my handes lots of times with shampoo that there were almost none for her.

and once when we were working silelently the teacher farted so hard u could here it even if u have earphones and he stunk the whole classroom.

[mysticveggeto]

lol heres another one

when my sister was sleeping i but real poo in her hand and when she woke up u know when ur hand sometimes touches ur face when ur tired she did that and without knowing she had poo in her hand she touched her head and got poo all over her face.i was totally laughing to death and also washed my handes lots of times with shampoo that there were almost none for her.
amature

[Unknown666]

=coolplayer2K2,Jan. 26 2003,08:0]lol heres another one

when my sister was sleeping i but real poo in her hand and when she woke up u know when ur hand sometimes touches ur face when ur tired she did that and without knowing she had poo in her hand she touched her head and got poo all over her face.i was totally laughing to death and also washed my handes lots of times with shampoo that there were almost none for her.

amature :laughlong:

[SolidSnake76]

another one is when i was 5, i got my right ankle ran over by a car.

[coolplayer2K2]

im not a amature and snake hows that funny -_-'

[SolidSnake76]

of course its not. i just testing idiots and having fun.

glad to see unknown passed.

and what u should do is record sum1 u know from school snoring, then put it on the P.A. system in school. :D

[coolplayer2K2]

lol

[akuma_forever]

well it wasnt the funniest moment in life but...
me and a few buddies of mine just got kicked out of skool for 2 weeks for unspeakable reasons and we thought of getting revenge on our skool..we were really drunk and a bit baked as we were passin by the skool we jumped over the gate on 2 our school feild..we could see secuirity camera's and lights so we had 2 be careful..we got 2 a metalworks building..i got a brick and put it through da window and got in we found a few cupboards full of hi-tech tools and some very dangerous 1's
then we headed 2 our science building we used da tools we took from da metalwork building 2 break in2 the science building i was about 2 take a giant bag of reactive alkali metals and a big bottle of sulphuric acid till we heard the siren of the police we ran as fast as we could 2 a safe place till we saw the helicopter(police) fly right over our heads my friends and i ran again this time with a police car after us !! we out ran them in2 a feild we were so tired that we went 2 sleep in the feild only 2 wake up in jail...which is wher i am right now...
lol your in jail but that was pretty cool what you did.....

i think my funniest moment wuz when me and a friend went to this other neighborhood, behind ours, and rang the doorbell on a house with alot of cars in it... then we ran all the way bqck to our neighborhood, down the hill, and into the street. and just as we got a big-ass f250 truck was chasing me and my friend. so we ran all the way to the woods and ran into the woods. then the truck just sat there, for like 15 minutes, and finally, it left...

the other one is- it was real late at night we were all at that same friends house. it was like a sleep over. one of my friends lived in the same neighborhood, he forgot something at his house. (wich is at the beginning of the neighborhood. so we walked all the way up there, and on the way back, we ran all the way with our shirts on our heads saying " I AM CORNHOLIO". i think someone came out of their house and said " SHUT UP"... :D



Edited By akuma_forever on Jan. 28 2003 at 17:28

[G_GUNDAM]

My funniest moment was when i knocked myself unconsious.

i was playing Kengo Master of Bushido. i almost beat a master then he faked me out and stabed me. (now keep in mind i was in a bunk bed) when that happened i jumped back and said god dammit. when i turned around i saw a flash. i hit the top bar of my bunk bed. then i rolled on the floor. when i regained consiousness i felt my head. i busted my head open. thank god i didnt need stiches. :laughlong:


so the lesson is............never play videogames on a bunk bed :D

[SiLent_BoB]

well eventully the princible did get fired and know we have this fat lady whos bum is so big and thinks -1 is so super cold and lol for the teenager he got in jail

hey hey look here jus bc ur a teenager doesnt mean u should say he should have sued bc he beat the phckin hell out oh me and know i got a broken finger thx to that stupid teenagers oh i so love teenagers NOT teenagers a bitches man espacally dat 1

and one more joke

huh too teenagers were having hard sex in front of the school yard and me and my friends threw snowballs at them
....right...(good lord its like reading hiroglyphics)
the only thing funny is that the kid beat you up..:laugh:

my funniest moment would have to be when i was getting sized up for my marching band uniform and a hot girl (who was helping at the time) stuck her hand down my pants.. :laugh: I was like hey now. let go of my salami.
but it was an accident and now she's one of my good friends.

[AfterMath]

cool player....i somehow dont believe a word u say....and vipa..they dont give beer in jail unless u broke out for the wt got beer came back (yeah right) and then played wt lol


ok heres mine....

one time me and my friends were skating at this ghetto little carwash and we start goin back to my house to chill for awhile and some dude pulls up to us (he was old) and he was like what are u doing out this late (it was 7:30 comeon man wtf) my friend and me were like dude its not that late so hes like meh... and drives off so we head tward my house after 15 mins of skating soon we see the same guy and a cop at the wash so we bail to my friend johns house we sit on his porch kinda lookin out the windows (we were duckin) so we go in and we were nervous as hell so we walkin pretending something was funny and lauging so we could get something to drink and hide our nervousness so we go out the back...my friend john has a tree house thing so we go in there (its poopty and torn down now) and we look at the church that across the steet from my house...theres like 2 cops there so we go to the porch again....we see the cops pull away with the one old dude and make a break for my house...and the funny thing is...the wash is like a 1 min walk from my house and my friend johns house is like 2 seconds away from mine (two houses and across the street) that wasnt funny at the time but we laugh at it cause we were scared as hell :laughlong: :laughlong:

[akuma_forever]

lol suprised that man good stay up THAT LATE!!! :biggrin:

[coolplayer2K2]

aftermath watever its real neways and ya i know the poop and sex things arent really funny

[SBYRD5]

I was immatating DMX and he was right behind me listening to me he thought it was funny. He gave me an autograph an all that good stuff. :biggrin:

Oh yea I got on the phone the same time as my dad,and I changed y voice to sound like a TV annoucer I said"YOU HAVE JUST PICKED UP ON A GREAT DEAL...YOU HAVE JUST WON .5 milllion unmarked dollars.....please hold.

****LATER THAT NIGHT*******

Dad=hello...hello :laughlong:

[Sportschick155]

lmfao...^

[asshole]

Hmm.. TOOOOOOOO many to choose from..

Well if you know me in reality(personally), you'll just have a fun life!

Me and the rest of the PeoPle like me..
Oh man how good can it get!?

[DA_VIPA]

omg!! lmao!! u wouldnt beleive what me and me friends did friday night..

ok its bout 5am and me and my close buddy's are stoned out of our heads and were so stoned that we got the worse case of the 'munchies' but we had no moneys 2 get something from a shop so we decided 2 go 2 mcdonalds since 1 of my friends brother worked there but since it was 5 am it was closed ...
so i got my empty bottle of whisky and luzzed it at the window of ma-d's we got in and we just absolutely fu,c,ked the place up and got somthing 2 eat as well and as we were bout 2 leave ( we heard the police siren again..) we saw a gang of kids our age hanging around outside lol kids round here are sooo lairy they all think they're strong so my friend handed my air gun loaded with 1 inch wide ballbearing (mwahahahahahaha) i shot 2 of them in the leg and 1 in the head the 2 that got shot in the leg ran( but didnt get far coz my buddy's caught up and whooped their asses) and the other 1 was knocked out CLEAN! so i dragged him in2 mcdonalds and left him there for the police and my buddy's brang the other 2 next to him and we laid them down like they were having a lil gay orgie : 1stkid was juast laying there with the 2ndkid with his head in the 1st kids crotch and lastly the 3rd kid giving the 2ndkid a doggystyle....that night was different coz ...i didnt wake up in jail but im pretty sure the kids we beat the #### out of did :laugh:

[asshole]

ViPa, I read the first story of yours, and would've believed it, cause I've done worse ####, but now yer just MAKING stories uP, which are making em think that your first one was a Lie too...

Geez.. dude, this is a FORUM, no need to act cool man, no one knows you!

And I can TELL for a fact that, the story you just told was a Lie, because EVERY McDonald is required to have a Cameraa(any fast food), and there's no way you could've gotten out, so you weren't on TV!
And also, the fact the yer TELLING us the story..

geez.. say something real man, don't have to make uP $hit!

[wolvamat]

well it wasnt the funniest time but...

me and my mate were walking down the street and my mate saw a kid he hated so he kick his a** (the kid was provoking him) and i heard his mum inside goin im gonna get the fu***** kids and she came out the door and and chased us around the block 3 times with a baseball bat but eventually she just went back home
:laughlong: she was chasing us sayin do u want to fight then fight me ya little f*** and were just running pissing our selfs laughing

[EYO]

dis happened to me last year in winter........
ma frends and i was ganna take a short cut to his house so we decided to go thru da woods, then we saw a lil dear and ma frends started throwing rocks at it, suddenly a full grown dear(looked liked big behind dog) jump in front of us so we screamed and started running.....ended up messing ma white T
and ma ATR's(above the rim) shoes....

lesson learned: look around before throwing rocks at animals, cause ya dont know wut might pop up

[SolidSnake76]

this 14 boy, whos a complete jackass, in my class said he has a friend his age














still being breast fed.

[EYO]

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[coolplayer2K2]

lol EYO i guess i could say nice winter u had