Super laughs - Got jokes? post `em here!

[chun_ai]

Ok, now, I don`t have any funny jokes myself, but I can recommend some sites! :D :

Funnybunch (http://www.funnybunch.com)
Sillyfun (http://www.sillyfun.com)

A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity."
when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong: :D is that funny r wat!!!!!

[Wild Dragon]

3 men wander around the desert after an accident when all of a sudden they find a monastary with only nuns so 1 of the men knocks on the door and a nun opens and asks whats the matter so the men ask if they can drink something and call for help but the nun says she doesn't trust them.
So the nun gets an idea she says tell me your jobs.
So the first guy says i'm a lumberjack so the nun takes a big axe and chops of his most beloved part.
The second guy says with pain in his heart i'm a construction worker and so the nun grabs a hammer and smashes his business. But the third guy is laughing and laughing and the nun says what's your job. The guy says with laughter in his voice i sell ice cream start licking

:laughlong: lol
Oh if you see any errors in my spelling tell me ok? thanks

[Kingryu1]

A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity."
when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong: :D is that funny r wat!!!!!
ugh no thats not funny. thats just gay.

[Wild Dragon]

be nice ;)

[chun_ai]

yea, be nice... :p ;)
Anyway, the i thought all the jokes were hilarious. :buttrock: :laughlong:

[Wild Dragon]

finally someone who can apreciate jokes :laughlong:

[Wild Dragon]

Chun_ai what do you think about my avatar???

[chun_ai]

finally someone who can apreciate jokes :laughlong:
lol :laughlong: ;)

[chun_ai]

Chun_ai what do you think about my avatar???
very nice~! ;)

[Wild Dragon]

I was looking for something from streetfighter do you know anywhere with something like this but then from streetfighter????? ???

[chun_ai]

well, i dunno.. you could check Streetfighter.org (http://streetfighter.org)
I don`t know if it really works or not, so.... You know...

Ok, neways, here`s a joke:

There were three guys. They were wandering around in a forest, and were ambushed by indians.
The indian chief tells them that if they are on able to gather 10 fruits, they will be killed. So the first guy goes and gathers 10 apples. The chief tells him to stick them up his butt. He sticks 3 up his butt, then dies in agony. The second guys goes and gathers 10 strawberries. The chief tells him to stick it up his butt as well. So the second guys sticks 5 up his butt, and also dies in agony. The third, knowing whats coming, gathers 10 berries, and sticks 9 up his butt, but died from laughing. Meanwhile, the second guy is talking to the first guy up in heaven, and just as he says, "I think our buddy down on earth`ll make it!", the third guy lands on his head, and kills him again.

This joke was from Funnybunch.com

[Wild Dragon]

lol :laughlong:

[Wild Dragon]

And thanks for the site i'll be sure to check it out

[chun_ai]

And thanks for the site i'll be sure to check it out
no problem

[DA_VIPA]

this is nothing compared to my joke section i had a few weeks ago..maybe i should start it again..

[Wild Dragon]

ok start it again i don't think you can get me to laugh any harder than i am now
:laughlong:

[mooo1]

i don't get it. ???

[Wild Dragon]

you don't get what?
???