Freestyle battle - Who can beat me

[DarkstriderX]

I am issuing a wreck the mic battle. All who enter will be viewed by top record label execs...jk

I just wanna challenge my skills :shocked:

[DX Zero]

wat skillz? :laughlong:

[akuma_forever]

lol freestylin....... :laugh:

[DARKPICCOLO]

okay strider you got skills?
then you start this "lil" battle then we'll finish ya off.

[bloodpack]

he got skills in making ppl laugh (joke) :biggrin:

[Ludacris]

well.......it wouldn't bea good battle........cuz on the net.......we don,t know if U came with this instantly or if U wrote it down ages ago........so it wouldn't be a freestyle for me........

[DX Zero]

well then freestyle about ur opponent :D

[montalvo]

lol yeah thats gonna be good.
im gonna have to see this

[SBYRD5]

I think AXE made a topic like this before and there where some nasty ryhmes. :laughlong:

[dragondude_r]

Well,I can try,as long as we don`t have any nasty rhymes.

Darkstrider,nothing but a-
Rough rider,
Always take my back,
Got the best shoes from the Rack
Room,got the best car going "Vroom Vroom"!

He`s a good guy,just got a good phyche,
Like Will Smith when he be busting rhymes,
Doing the times,ringing the chymes,on his doorbell,
Hope he gets real diamonds,not diamondelles!

Yeah son!Now [b:post_uid6]YOU[/b:post_uid6] may honor me.

[asshole]

"T.V. tries to sell me stuff that I don't really need,
the government hypocracy is intertwined with greed,
all I need now is another media blitz,
about jesus down in waco and the odor he emits!!

The Trade Center is bombed and the F.B.I is Pissed,
so they act the good americans, blaming Muslim Terrorists,
people so brainwashed caught up in the media T.V,
so quick to pull the trigger claiming they are guilty!!

Mcdonalds will bloom as the major competition,
between Jesus and the Devil for this Government's Religion,
people so caught up in the freedom that they see,
while America's fuucking over every single country!!!"

[dragondude_r]

Very nice....but check this.

I`m not Asian,I`m African American,
When I went on a rollercoaster,I never got on again,
I`m not Chinese,I`m not from Korea,
I`m not the one who gave the president diarea(sp).
I wish I was Asian,though,cause they seem really cool,
But instead I`m American,who are forced to act like a fool,
Asians bling-blinging,
New telephones ring-ringing,
I wish I was an Asian,which is why I am singing.

Check please.

[SBYRD5]

Racking all enemies in a single mound,
Am I Superman,NO,but wait
I leap over my oppentants in a single bound,
I'm the BYRDMAN I hit the skies,
I'm that boy that keeps everyone saying "Why?"

So if you think you got Ryhmes to defeat me,
Remember I've been in this rapping game
Longer than any of you Peewees,
So keep on dreaming your powers will never equal to me.

[dragondude_r]

Hey!I may be twelve,but I got something to say,
If you mess with me you get got every day,
I ain`t no gangsta,but know how to play the game,
If you mess with me,the outcome`s always the same.

Bring it on,
Sing my song,
I may be twelve years old,
But I know right from wrong.
Clock goes "Ding Dong"!
Tells me I`m young,
Don`t have to go no further,
Cause this song is sung.

Ahem...next.

[Roll's Friend]

I have dreams to reach the skies,
I have to wonder if I have the drive,
To keep my dreams alive,

You can probaly feel tears coming down my eyes,
I have to make my Ryhmes cry,
I guess this is my strive,

In reaching goals I've setted far to high,
I keep going for my dreams,
In the tune of this vibe,

Who would like to go next?

[dragondude_r]

Okay,let me make something fast...

Paying the pied piper,
Watching 45ers,
Are those guns I don`t know,
Time for you to watch my show,
If you`re new and don`t know,
I`m the Dragon,you know,
And a tiger,(oh no),
A turtle,says so,
A phoenix,that`s 4>fo'<,
On the boat that I row,
Be ready to go,
'Cause I`ll fly by you,
On the Dragondude Show.

[DX Zero]

oo my! chick fight !?
what?
let me get this straight--
u tryin to beat the great one
king of flowin deep from his heart
watch and learn my son
this ain't gonna be no martial arts
cuz its my turn to bust a flow
tear u apart from soul to heart
all u get from me is a "so-so"
u need to know what im holdin down low
what?
my name is zero
if u act like u ain't notice
its aight wit me cuz i'll be up there like a ninja hero
u'll be eatin my fist like robert dinero
don't top the big diss cuz it ain't possible
if u want it painfully slow just say so
i'll bust up some nursery rhymes
dx dx hit me baby one mo' time :biggrin:

fo' sho

[dragondude_r]

You`re good,but I haven`t stopped yet.

You`re Zero,huh?
Make sure you don`t front,
Cause I`ll roll you like a blunt,
And smoke you like a runt,
Are you sure this ain`t the arts,
'Cause someones face is gonna part,
From the neck,
When my fists cause a wreck,
And I`m learning Kung-Fu,
So you better step back.

[DX Zero]

yo you can't smoke me
a crackbaby like you must be too high
If im too fast then just get off my ride
you hit like a crackbaby
swinging on air doesn't even faze me
don't matter if u know kung fu or japanese
ima take you down with less than ease
dx zero respect him or get a gap in yo teeth

fo' sheezy

[dragondude_r]

You be tearing Mary Janes,
Nosing through them like Great Danes,
If you think you can take me,
In any kind of game.

Out of you I smack the crap,
'Cause I ain`t no little sap,
You better listen to my rap,
So you can learn how to act.

So you can sit on your rack,
Stay still or be slapped,
Or else you better be ready,
When I go on the attack.

[Remember,nothing here's meaningly offensive,so no hard feelings,right?]

[SBYRD5]

Hmm not bad I'm going to get serious,

DXZero I challenge you!!!!!

DXZero, you think your a hero,
When your macking game is below degree zero,
The words in your mind now is"WOW oh man Neato!!"
I'm not even at full power yet...YO.
So prepare yourself for a critical freestlying flow,

So your called donut,
I guess thats where I'll begin my cuts,
I guess your a live Homer with a wide gut,
You must hate being picked away like a mut,
I guess the Big N' Tasties just aren't enough....

Woah maybe that was just a little bit ruff,
But your skills are starting to show some buff,
So say quit when you've had enough,
Because the rapping game might be alittle to tough,

But let's see if your skills can handle me,
This is bigger than any spelling bee.
This is life to me.....

[SolidSnake76]

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
i take a look at my life and see that theres not much left
fist afer fist, kick after kick, mouth after mouth
get these damn ##### out of my house!
always trash talking that they all that great
they aint nothing but a piece of shi*.'
711 can never shut the hell up
better get a gun and go 'pop pop pop'.

who could do better?

[dragondude_r]

You think you had it bad,
My life wasn`t so rad,
I bet you think I have a Benz,
Up in my pad.

But nah,I don`t have the best,
How much you wanna bet I`m not as good as the rest?
Come look around my house and what do you see?
You see five people,smart kid,that would be me!

Rapping like Busta,that would be me,
Come around look at me and what do you see,
A little strong kid who`s busting them words,
But in none of his hands,he be flipping some birds.

[DX Zero]

funny... byrdman trying to get on my face?
its funny cuz ima give ya a taste
u think this donut is round and baked?
no its just a cover-up to fool you fakes
hes 5'10 with 11 size shoes
he'd do anything to take you to school
no matter if its basketball baseball or a race
monopoly, poker, or rappa'
hes still gonna beat u with a spade of ace
hes the total package aka show stoppa'
hes gonna blow your mind like sockem boppa'
don't look naive just pop your colla'
call me dx shows ur respect toward me
call me zero shows ur fear for me
touch me again and u'll have tears for me
be aware of me
:D

[dragondude_r]

Step off the Byrdman,
and back to your beef with me,
Are you sure you want to step up to him and me?
Now hold up right there if you think this is dissing,
You need to go back and see what you missing,
Also go back for your reminiscing,
It`s you I`m testing,
Tolerance for the risking,of
your dignity for a dissing,
and you better practice your own butt kissing!

Peace! :buttrock:

[DX Zero]

fo sho dragondude r,
if u wanted a beating just step forward,
one thing i gotta do is ask you
do u really want an ass kicked award?
im sorry, but that alone will not do
I will bust out moves and many more,
leavin you pinned down on the floor,
you can't win if u already lost the war

[dragondude_r]

Yo,this war just begun,
And the phone just wrung,says
"DX was knocked down hard,
He`s in the hospital ward!"

Because he went up to me and Byrdman,
We`ll get you so much,like we`re the kick and you`re the can,
If you had sense you would`ve ran,
But it`ll get knocked back into you by Dragondude-San!

One Bruce Lee punch,
And I`ve got a hunch,
That you`ll leave and come back
With a lawsuit and crutch.

But then again,you won`t come back,
Or else,you`ll wake up to in a sack,
Running down the Rhine and getting hit by the fish,
You so drugged,they talk to you,say"WANT ANOTHER DRAGON DISS?!"

[asshole]

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>" HOW THE FUUCK CAN YOU HAVE PRIDE IN A COUNTRY,
HOW EMPTY,IGNORANT AND BLIND DO YOU GOTTA BE
WHEN YOU FLY YOUR FILTHY FUUCKING FLAG
YOUR SALUTING N EMPTY,WORTLESS,USELESS FARCE



YUR SALUTING RACISM
FROM THE DAY THE COUNTRY STARTED
IT'S BEEN A PART OF IT
AND YOUR SALUTING YOUR OWN OPPRESSOR
AND IF YOUR THAT FUUCKING STUPID
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET



YOUR COUNTRY IS $HIT
YOUR COUNTRY IS TOTAL $HIT AND YOU'RE FAT
WITH PRIDE AS YOU SWALLOW EVERY BIT OF IT


I HOPE YOU GO FIRST IN A WAR YOU'VE PAY FOR
AND I HOPE YOU STILL LOVE YOUR COUNTRY WHEN
YOUR RIDDLED WITH BULLETS IN FOREIGN COUNTRY
SHOWERD WITH BOMBS AND LEFT FOR DEAD
SO FLY THEIR FLAG
AND KEEP SWALLOWING THEIR $HIT
I'LL NEVER BE PROUD OR BE SUPPORTING IT
AND I HOPE ONE DAY YOU ALL GET YOUR CHANE
AS YOU DIE FOR FREEDOM
THE POWER IS STILL IN THEIR HANDS



YOUR COUNTRY IS $HIT
AND YOU'RE ALL FUUCKING $HIT IF YOUR
IGNORANT ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT AND SUPPORT IT


I HOPE YOU GO FIRST IN A WAR YOU PAY FOR
AND THINK YOUR PROTECTING FREEDOM WHEN
YOU'RE KILLIG INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN
PRESERVING CAPITALISM
FOR THE ONES THAT STAY IN POWER
PRESERVING YOUR RIGHT TO PAY TAXES
DYING FOR THE RIGHT TO BE KEPT IN LINE
I HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU ALL GET YOUR CHANCE
AS YOUR DYING FOR FREEDOM
THE POWER IS STILL IN THEIR HANDS</span>"

By the way, I think Dragon_r guy has this under control...
Pretty damned good for a 12 year old!!

[Dan Hibiki]

??? That doesn't rhyme, and it doesn't make me smile whilst I read it.

[SolidSnake76]

DX thinks he's all that
DX thinks he's real phat
the real truth is, he's just a piece of crap.
asshole really sucks
he makes a baby go yuck
doesnt even ryhme
doesnt even match
an embarassment, ur too old
c'mon, lets go
i do better than that.
can i real PHAT!!!

just keepin it gangsta!!!!!

[DX Zero]

yo snake why u gotta be playa hatin
cuz I haven't had a victim like u lately
this battle ain't between u n me
just cuz im outnumbered u join in the frenzy
that don't mean u ain't suppose to be waitin
sorry snako come back later and see what u making
a big mistake is what u'll be aching

go backup ur one line nursery rhymes
i ain't got the time to listen to yo whinin
while i got a few small problem of mines
dude has good rhyme but i ain't buyin it
i ain't about to let yall tyin it
i change the mood so i have pride in it
lemme finish off this
and try to end it quick
run and cry back to your sportschick
but the snakes suppose to be dangerous and slick
byrd and dragondude here
both actin like a little ricky smith
come to the hood here
lets see who'll be the #1 pick
they hear yall from the queer
rockin on the rocawear
i wouldn't know but
yall be stocking them there
what you see is dx here
look in front of the mirror
and yall could see it clear
im so sorry but u ain't me
try again how about.. next year
they say im a magician here
i can may ugly things disappear

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[asshole]

Dan, it DOES Rhyme, but the sad part is, it's NOT supposed to be a rap song, so it's doesn't make much rhyme, I guess...

Oh and Snake, I don't suck, if you read the lyrics and read it as a song, instead of "Dumb, Wanna be Rap gangsta $hit", then it will make perfect sense.

And, how am I too old!?

[tupac2westsider]

Oh man..........What the hell is this?
People just typing but not really making any sense!
What?!?! you think u got real skill?!?!
Hit me up one day and ill show you how to keep it real
No one probably really knows how to rhyme?
Cause all u do is type and take ur time
trying to make sure what u typed is better than mine
trying to make us think like u comit crimes
You know what?!?why dont u just shutup and go lisen to sublime
Cause really what u type is really sour like lime!!!
How about u challenge me in a real rap battle.
ill slap you around like a silly hoe
then ull get up and ill slap u some moe
cause u really dont know
last time i rapped they put me on death row
How about you go out a grow alittle moe
i bet when you try to rap it flows pretty slow
Cause i know when i challenge u you'll get blowned.

After this flow i give up. There is really no point to flowin like this. there is just no point to it, anyone can be called a freestylist on a forum.

[dragondude_r]

Yeah,that`s true.For some reason,I can`t bust rhymes like I type 'em.And you`re right,a**hole,that`s what America is.

Yo,DX,if you can make 'em disappear,
Then tell me one thing,why the crap you still here?
Think you rapping,busting rhymes,think you floating on air,
But you see,what I got,is nothing but rare.

And yes your right man,
America`s not great,
Full of racism,murders,
and nothing but hate,
No one to appreciate,the other nations,
who are better at rates,
Compared to other nations,
America is of the late.

Stealing land from others,
And continues to do so,
Don`t be stupid,you fools!
Only go for Bin Laden and his co,
Don`t drop bombs and destroy nations
Like you did to poor Japan,
Don`t be stupid you fools,just
Only go for one man.

So they`re not Christian?
Who gives a sh**,
I`m not a religion,
Maybe Bhuddist,a little bit.

Or maybe Taoism,
ShinTaoism,
'S Like da Vinci`s Cubism,
As long as everyone is in the chizzum.

That means as long as everyone is alright
It`s okay,
To be different from us fools,
In your very own ways.
I may be American,but I don`t go up like that,
Unhealthiness and stupidy,
Not to mention heart attacks.

America is pathetic,
So I wish I was Japanese,
Stupid,death,and torture,
That what America bes.
So if your Asian,
Please stay in your homes,
America is worse,for that
You don`t need Sherlock Holmes.

:yinyang:

[Dan Hibiki]

Dan, it DOES Rhyme, but the sad part is, it's NOT supposed to be a rap song, so it's doesn't make much rhyme, I guess...
It doesn't match into any traditional rhyme patterns, and I know my rhyming very well. It doesn't rhyme (except in a few places, but the rhymes are uncreative). Also, in case you haven't noticed, this IS a rap thread.

[Tantum]

God damn you people are dumb. ;)

[dragondude_r]

Learn from the best ;) >mockingly<

And lay off,Dan.If there really is "traditional rhyming patterns",one should be that rapping is the truth.And A**hole is speaking the truth.And he does rhyme in most places.

[machine1]

please tell me theres more competition then that. i guess i gotta take over this topic- here we go

yo...yo..yo...
they call me the candy man i got more skittles then kerry kittles, i got more riddles and fiddles then you could ever imagine

y'all just like the rest, u cant beat the best, your just a simple test- to beat, i will defeat all the challengers, didn't i ell you?, im the candy man!, i got a bag of tricks and treats, you'll never beat-me.

can't u see? are u blind?, should i beat your behind?, my rhymes are too hot, i connected the dots, hit the spot, look at the rocks that im wearin, i aint carin-bout u fools, i'll go get my tools and hit you in the dam head, i'll make u red, maybe u'll even be dead,

mani got 1 thing u'll never have and thats royalty, and i get 1 thing you'll never get and thats loyalty. im like the rock u can suck my c****, i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass, man u smoke to much grass if u think u can beat me, if u think u can beat me u must be havin a dream, im like allen iverson its a one man team, all the record label needs is me to win albums back to back to back just like the basketball games for the lakers,

im the maker of killin and im willin to let u leave and breath another fresh amount of air, cause i dont care, about u loser
i got millions and billions of dollas holla!dam man im the #1 stunna but i dont shine every summa cause i shine everyday
i know that y'all gay thats right your dum and swallow cum

man if i had a dolla for everytime people said i could be beaten id be rich, your just a bitch, u cant touch what u cant see and thats me, dont playahate, dont discrimanate, dont masterbate, we all know ur nothin but im somethin

i just grind in my mind and spit these crazy lyrics, y'all cant beat my rap y'all just a piece of crap, im off the heeze 4sheeze,

but i do know one thang though, losers they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo, maybe you'll one day beat me, maybe you'll some day win, till then just shut the f*** up u aint got no luck u suck!


i won its over im done im done y'all cant touch that right there

[dragondude_r]

Man,lay off the freaky crap,
Nothing but a sap,
Think you know how to rap,
Don`t stop I`ll bust a cap.

You ain`t rapping nothing,
Trying to start,
You won`t be nothing,
So don`t start something.

I may be twelve years old,
But man,I put you to the test,
After going against me,man,
You`ll have to be put the rest.

Because,if you haven`t noticed,
You making no sense,
Man,you so dumb,
You repeat before you rinse! :laughlong:

Where`s your bag of tricks,huh?
Mr.,pshaw,Candy Man,
If you would`ve had some sense then you would`ve ran,
From me.Why?I`m the man.
Call me Dragondude-San,
Never get banned,
Kick your can,

Keep to my restrictions,
Or else feel my fist frictions,
Think of what you riskin',

Keep to my rules,
Don`t be of the fools,
Because listen to me,man,
You lower then a mule.

Now like I said,
I would only rap,
If there was none of your crap,
Yo kind,above the line,
So tone it down a bit,man,
Before you get in a bind!

[MasterX05]

please tell me theres more competition then that. i guess i gotta take over this topic- here we go

yo...yo..yo...
they call me the candy man i got more skittles then kerry kittles, i got more riddles and fiddles then you could ever imagine

y'all just like the rest, u cant beat the best, your just a simple test- to beat, i will defeat all the challengers, didn't i ell you?, im the candy man!, i got a bag of tricks and treats, you'll never beat-me.

can't u see? are u blind?, should i beat your behind?, my rhymes are too hot, i connected the dots, hit the spot, look at the rocks that im wearin, i aint carin-bout u fools, i'll go get my tools and hit you in the dam head, i'll make u red, maybe u'll even be dead,

mani got 1 thing u'll never have and thats royalty, and i get 1 thing you'll never get and thats loyalty. im like the rock u can suck my c****, i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass, man u smoke to much grass if u think u can beat me, if u think u can beat me u must be havin a dream, im like allen iverson its a one man team, all the record label needs is me to win albums back to back to back just like the basketball games for the lakers,

im the maker of killin and im willin to let u leave and breath another fresh amount of air, cause i dont care, about u loser
i got millions and billions of dollas holla!dam man im the #1 stunna but i dont shine every summa cause i shine everyday
i know that y'all gay thats right your dum and swallow cum

man if i had a dolla for everytime people said i could be beaten id be rich, your just a bitch, u cant touch what u cant see and thats me, dont playahate, dont discrimanate, dont masterbate, we all know ur nothin but im somethin

i just grind in my mind and spit these crazy lyrics, y'all cant beat my rap y'all just a piece of crap, im off the heeze 4sheeze,

but i do know one thang though, losers they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo, maybe you'll one day beat me, maybe you'll some day win, till then just shut the f*** up u aint got no luck u suck!


i won its over im done im done y'all cant touch that right there
machine I tip my hat to u *master tips his cap to machine*
that is gansta.

[machine1]

thanks masterx u know how it go... i try i try and dragon that last one u made toward me was kinda hot i give u props for that but the machine will be back with mo thats 4 sho

[machine1]

i got mo rhymes and dimes in a bucket f*** it. dragon why u tryin to front, u cant mess wit my stunts. i roll u into a bunt and smoke u. dont try to be like me and smoke cause you'll choke cause u a stupid ass that probably smokin grass if he think he can beat me.

i'll take u back in time, to when i was 10 then u couldsee that had skillz back then and obviously i still do. u call yourself a dragon? man my lil sister could ride your ass as a wagon. u talk so much stuff, u always bluff when u say your lyrics are hot, guess what... there not!

you probably white trying to be a vanilla ice, and if u are im a slice u in half, u know why i got the 1 on my name? its cause i am #1 son. im your ####### father dont bother to continue this or i'll take my belt and hit u so hard yo ass will melt.

yo, you so lame wishing u could have some fame well the only thing you will get is a flame, u aint got no game, look at my name, it says it all, who u think u are? man ive been a superstar when i was five, people were watching me live, clappin to my skillz,payin my billz, they be clappin for me but they be nappin for u cause u so whack they just wanna fall asleep,

im gonna drop u deep in the ground, just wait till next round, when i come back with mo u silly ho

till next time .... holla at yo boy #1stunna aka machine1

[DX Zero]

It doesn't match into any traditional rhyme patterns, and I know my rhyming very well. It doesn't rhyme (except in a few places, but the rhymes are uncreative). Also, in case you haven't noticed, this IS a rap thread.
you know...

they made me take english 9 ..
they taught me nursery rhymes,
with shua vowels and ending lines..
we started with la la lending chimes.
yall is jokes if u think u is cool,
cuz u broke the law fo' skippin school,
u be smokin and doing crimes,
well if ur flowing good then
you should be drinking booze and spendin' yo dimes,
don't be goin' to waste a man's time,
u still as fake as lipton lime,
just chill yo
try again at ur prime

[DanYankees]

whoa dx...THAT SUCKED!

I don't need ta prove nothin,
All you be huffin and puffin
Trying so hard to impress eachotha,
Why can't we all just embrace and love one anotha?

Go on down to Mallarky and you'll see what I got
Me and you can chill; I'll smuggle some pot.

No need to pout
I'm rollin' out

[machine1]

both of u are whack .. look at my 2 freestyles i posted... those are hot

either learn from the best or die like the rest



<span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>holla!</span>

[DX Zero]

thanks masterx u know how it go... i try i try and dragon that last one u made toward me was kinda hot i give u props for that but the machine will be back with mo thats 4 sho
yo machine1 u more rubbish than clipse,
they cashin' in the g's but they ain't crips,
at least they flashin' the g's and payin they tips
u can have hops but u ain't got no hips
i will crush you like hot potatoe chips
enough of writing and mockin' yo skillz
holla back to me with a no or will...

[dragondude_r]

Nice,Machine,I can see you have a few skills,
But you see,I`m new at this,don`t know how it feels,
Oh and guess what?I`m black,and that`s for reals,
But I wish I was Asian,America kills.

I don`t smoke anything,
Only got one ring,
I may not know the true "Bling"!
But for you I got more shing,
Growing a fro,
Step off,yo,
Gettin' better fo sho,
Ain`t got no rims,
But I sure know how to roll.

Better than your lyrics,
No,I`m not rich,
Had you thinking with my class A words,
Yet I don`t flip that many birds.

[akuma_forever]

im ryhmin like a diamond is shinin' so bright you think you can stop me?you'd have a better chance of gettin beat by a whitee.should i say anymore? cause im gonna come nokin on your door singin' and bling bling blingin' you gonna get beat like a blade to a stalk of wheat and then get some more!eminem would like to stand up to me but he will get beat beat beat beat! cause i am the king of the street!

what do ya think? i know i suck andbe truthful!

[DX Zero]

whoa dx...THAT SUCKED!

I don't need ta prove nothin,
All you be huffin and puffin
Trying so hard to impress eachotha,
Why can't we all just embrace and love one anotha?

Go on down to Mallarky and you'll see what I got
Me and you can chill; I'll smuggle some pot.

No need to pout
I'm rollin' out

kool
u can flow like vanilla ice
u know he's hella old
hes just another white guy
that thinks hes tight
yo but back off fo realz
i don't wanna turn off yo lightz
i ain't preachin like an alley mcbeal
i ain't got hops like shaquille o' neal
i ain't no lil' like mike
i ain't be doin' mike tyson fights
i jus have sunthin to say
u'll be dazed.. yall ready?


hey

GOT RICE?

[DanYankees]

whoa...that sucked even more...

No need to pout
I'm rollin' out

[machine1]

dx zero plz shut up ...u are so whack... instead of people payin to hear u rap they will pay to hear u shut the hell up . lmao

and dragon u seem to impress me a bit. but rest assure machine1 will not be beaten to the likes of you. u know what lets start now......


yo.. yo.. yo...

im a always stay gangsta, u cant be that cause you a wanksta. u just actin like a fool , yes i may be cruel, but thats cause i will not lose any duels, machine1 rules, i got so much money and um... plenty of honeyies, im sora like the energizer bunny, cause i just keep goin, and goin, and goin, my rhytmes can never be stolen

u aint much u can never touch such a powerful force, u and your rhymes must be marriaged but y'all gonna have a divorce
of course machine1 is gods' son god gave me a lift and gave me this gift.. and i will use it wit my brain and and get the knowledge to maintain, i hope i make u go insane,

man u look like asama bin laden have u forgotten about the times that i hit them rhymes, they were so hot but yours is not

man u make dxzero- look like a rap legend the way u suck but he suck too. i always make good points, always gonna make them hot joints, i wish i could be beaten but i cant, dont have a fit this is it, the end is near u lil queer, after u lose we can celebrate your death with a beer, we can go huntin and kill some deers, nah! i just wanna kick your rear- behind this match is mine, i design the rap game without me it just wouldnt be the same



holla at me

[akuma_forever]

what.about.mine? :(

[machine1]

what.about.mine? :(
it was whack akuma

[akuma_forever]

be truthful, i know it sucked...... :(

[dragondude_r]

Sorry it took me so long,but I pressed tab and enter to many times.So here`s the rest.And at least you guys were better than me when I started out.But this IS when I started out.

Nothing but turd,Is your saying,
Bet you be nothing but faking,
In your words are no meaning,
You ain`t nothing but weaning,
'Cause you have no vocabulary,
When I grow,get better than a ferrari,
For you I feel sorry,
'Cause you'll live to be on Maury.

Discussin' your problems,
Guess what's my anthem,
You nothing but a joke,
You the only thing I smoke,
Are you sure your brain ate broke,
'Cause you rapping like it's yolk.

I may be black,but I'm not the ordinary black dude.I study a lot of Asian stuff.I'm not trying to dominate,so please appreciate,me,just having some fun,,I`m twelve and young.

[DX Zero]

yo watch me i be rappin on the streets
tha stunnas starts slappin them beats
tha whole family thinkin u tha black sheep
i got words from the deep
beep beep
leave me alone yo u son of a freak
can't get no privacy when i go to sleep
the heat lastin every other week
they can't make me write anything neat
well what can i say except for these
dot dot dot..

ya i aint no rapper i just rhyme alot

[DanYankees]

Where ma wankstas at?
I'm gonna have to whack you wit a bat.
You be all up in ma biz
Who you dink you is?

You best step away from ma crew,
Or we'll viciously attack you once we get some brew.

You betta pout
Cuz I'm rollin' out

[machine1]

dragon i dont think u can beat me.. cant u see with my 1st post i had the most skillz and im still doing it dominatin this topic u better lock it before i unleash my tricks. if u think im good now wait till i unleash my bag of tricks i have just been warmin up this whole time, tryin to see how good y'all are now i know 4 sho that i can win, i know i aint rhyming right now but rap aint all bout rythming sometimes u just gotta let the flow go.


people used to say i sucked, but now they all say im the man and i can hit ur ass wit a fryin pan, so u better duck cause wit your luck, you will probably be hit, u aint ####, this is the real deal, dont even try to steal my words, before i send them birds after you, i ride with the 23 inch rims on my escalade, i got it made, i got it paid, i'll go get my blade and slice you, you know i will kill you, my rhymes are so ill and still they continue to have a huge impact

yep thats right i have a big impact and this is a fact, im always exact when i say im correct, u better go direct-ly home and think a while, and dial 911 u son of a gun cause u gonna need it, u got just a lil bit of skill left

looks like theres a lot of rain of pain on u,ucan not mantain the skillz to get the kill over me, you'll never be a true rapper

what mo can i say u so gay, u need to lay low for a while, and take a a break, cause u a fake, u need to be on ricki lake and discuss yo issues, go blow yo nose with some tissues, im a miss you cause u wont be postin here much longer cause u have been beaten, now stop cheatin

holla!

[dragondude_r]

Like I said,I`m not here to win,
Your rapping must be a sin,
I heard better rapping from Rin Tin Tin,
Help me spell it right,cause I can see your his friend.

I`m just for some fun,
I`m twelve and I`m young,
But I put up good challenges,
And all my songs are sung.
Going up against me and you`re bound to be hung,
'Cause when I`m through with you,you're like socks,you are wrung.

You may have good skills,
And I may not have the best.
But couldn't you just chill,
and say you were put to the test?

Pretty good just startin' out,
Causing riots,causing bouts,
causing challenge,causing pouts,
Admit it,you had doubts.

It may not be my dream,
(I like cookies 'n' creme),
But to keep the record clean,
This 12 year old can really sing.
He may not be an afro shing,
And he may not be of the "bling bling",
Of course he only got one ring,
And he got the skills to cling,
When you look,don't see his fringe,
Admit,this boy can really sing.

Alright,so I got kind of lanky,but I don`t feel too good,so if you want this to be a contest,sure,whatever,you win.I`m just testing my skills.

[machine1]

lol that one wasnt as good as your others but um still fairly good. but u cannot stop me..
wait a minute did i just hear u say i won?.........
u came to your senses.. :lol:

[Roll's Friend]

Wanksta? Oh yea!!! :laughlong:


Like 50 cent I've been shot from behind,
I learn that not everyone sings the same Ryhmes,
Some pose as friends that only stab from behind,
And that don't even really share any of there time,
Well I'm still not blind,

I know who I can define as my friends,
I have one girl-friend that sticks with me tell the end,
She always lends her friendship,
I guess thats the end of my rhyme chip...

[DX Zero]

dis stage ain't suppose tah be corn foo :buttrock: :D

[SBYRD5]

Machine1 I challenge you

So you like the clipse,
I'm Rhyming,I'm Rhyming,
That almost sounded like the grinding beat,
Machine1 get ready your about to feel your first defeat,


I rap faster than Swiss Beats,
I have the rapping skills that make everyone reap,
I sing better than Mobe Deep,
And I keep my game mad neat.

Nigga, I will take you in a single bound,
I make it look like one of my simple clowns,
Bust your grill and make your face always look like a frown,
I'm going to take this rap to the "New Grounds".

So you feeling that you got it,
Hotter than the hottest Jahalopino
Machine1 step into my arena,
I'll blast the mic from all your fingers,

[machine1]

Machine1 I challenge you
i would destroy u... well i have to go now and i probably wont be back on till oh god i dont know i may not be back till the first friday of january so if u can be on then say 6:00 p.m. on that first friday then we can have this battle cause i accept... i never back down from a challenge. and umm u better review ur opponent cause if u challenged me u must be unaware of my talent. maybe u should read my freestyles real closely over and over. u cant stop that. well cya net time

[asshole]

Yeah,that`s true.For some reason,I can`t bust rhymes like I type 'em.And you`re right,a**hole,that`s what America is.

Yo,DX,if you can make 'em disappear,
Then tell me one thing,why the crap you still here?
Think you rapping,busting rhymes,think you floating on air,
But you see,what I got,is nothing but rare.

And yes your right man,
America`s not great,
Full of racism,murders,
and nothing but hate,
No one to appreciate,the other nations,
who are better at rates,
Compared to other nations,
America is of the late.

Stealing land from others,
And continues to do so,
Don`t be stupid,you fools!
Only go for Bin Laden and his co,
Don`t drop bombs and destroy nations
Like you did to poor Japan,
Don`t be stupid you fools,just
Only go for one man.

So they`re not Christian?
Who gives a sh**,
I`m not a religion,
Maybe Bhuddist,a little bit.

Or maybe Taoism,
ShinTaoism,
'S Like da Vinci`s Cubism,
As long as everyone is in the chizzum.

That means as long as everyone is alright
It`s okay,
To be different from us fools,
In your very own ways.
I may be American,but I don`t go up like that,
Unhealthiness and stupidy,
Not to mention heart attacks.

America is pathetic,
So I wish I was Japanese,
Stupid,death,and torture,
That what America bes.
So if your Asian,
Please stay in your homes,
America is worse,for that
You don`t need Sherlock Holmes.

:yinyang:
That's probably the Best Rap song i've ever heard!


Oh and Dan, WHERE does it say This is supposed to be Rap?
It says FREESTYLE, which can mean a lot of things!

[dragondude_r]

Thanks,A**Hole.I was inspired by yours,of course.And yes,freestyle doesn`t just mean to rap.It means to express yourself [b:post_uid14]free[/b:post_uid14]ly in your own [b:post_uid14]style[/b:post_uid14].Oh,and just to wander,what nationality are you,A**Hole?I was thinking I was the only not-braindead American.And are you any religion?I`m probably the only person who is not one of yet.

[SBYRD5]

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Hmm not bad I'm going to get serious,

DXZero I challenge you!!!!!

DXZero, you think your a hero,
When your macking game is below degree zero,
The words in your mind now is"WOW oh man Neato!!"
I'm not even at full power yet...YO.
So prepare yourself for a critical freestlying flow,

So your called donut,
I guess thats where I'll begin my cuts,
I guess your a live Homer with a wide gut,
You must hate being picked away like a mut,
I guess the Big N' Tasties just aren't enough....

Woah maybe that was a little ruff,
But your skills are starting to show some buff,
So say quit when you've had enough,
Because the rapping game might be alittle to tough,

But let's see if your skills can handle me,
This is bigger than any spelling bee.
This is life to me.....
Take that dx...

[asshole]

Dragon, Im Asian.

I'm from a State called "Punjab" which is located in "India", but Punjab is tired of the bull$hit government of India and trying to be it's own country. But, gay ass India won't let us!

[MasterX05]

dam machine just cant be touched. :biggrin:

[dragondude_r]

Oooh...harsh.But still,I bet it`s better than America.I live in North Carolina state.Not much action or anything of importance,though...But becoming your own country seems extremely cool.

[SBYRD5]

Oooh...harsh.But still,I bet it`s better than America.I live in North Carolina state.Not much action or anything of importance,though...But becoming your own country seems extremely cool.
I live in North Carolina State....

[lisblove]

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Hmm not bad I'm going to get serious,

DXZero I challenge you!!!!!

DXZero, you think your a hero,
When your macking game is below degree zero,
The words in your mind now is"WOW oh man Neato!!"
I'm not even at full power yet...YO.
So prepare yourself for a critical freestlying flow,

So your called donut,
I guess thats where I'll begin my cuts,
I guess your a live Homer with a wide gut,
You must hate being picked away like a mut,
I guess the Big N' Tasties just aren't enough....

Woah maybe that was a little ruff,
But your skills are starting to show some buff,
So say quit when you've had enough,
Because the rapping game might be alittle to tough,

But let's see if your skills can handle me,
This is bigger than any spelling bee.
This is life to me.....
Take that dx...
ding he came off

[asshole]

Dragon, it'll ONLY be cool, if it actually happens...

[Jhteck29]

hey, look whose talkin' bout the skillz that he got,
with the crap thats comin out yo' mouth, you should be shot,
your prob'ly outta breath from all the whack you've been rappin,
you think that you're the best? well that ain't ever gonna happen,
are you a white wanna-be, or just a harlem joke?
pretendin' that he's puffed some when he's never had a smoke,
you prob'ly still ask yo parents for dough for the mall,
have you lived on your own? you got no clue at all,
why dont you just cry you little whining sissy girl,
you embarrass all who rap and you make me wanna hurl,
so just shut up, shut down, run home to yo dad,
you call yourself a rappa? hell, dog, thats just sad.

Not bad, eh?

[DX Zero]

this ... is written for a friend of mine..
that i never got to know..
now its too late..
and I don't know if he's ok anymore..

Al ..
i rap as hard.. as a black belt martial artist..
i ball and guard.. and tackle down the largest..
shoot from downtown the fartest..
they ask who i am cuz im the smartest..
i earn my crown to be as GOOD as this..
trampling every mound thats AHEAD of this..
now..
i tell you this..so the truth is told..
and the proof unfolds.. that my soul is not made of gold..
i ain't no old rich mofo, im from the o-town..
where my a** got jacked BE-FOE..
my friend Al has been smacked BE-FOE..
behind the head sent him to the HOS-PI-TAL..
blood clot and his gloves and bat got stole..
while we play marvel and sit at home..
thinkin bout the time we wuz alone..
dudes from the same school FRIGH-TENED us..
like we wuz sh*t and they was MAR-VE-LOUS..
pocket checked us and stole THREE BUCKS from us..
I try to restrain from kicking their nuts..
they had a car so I wuz smart enough..
ever since I haven't seen my friend no moe..
I wish my friend good luck..
Happy holidays to my friend, Alvin Sarmiento.. :(

[DX Zero]

Alvin Sarmiento..
I never got to know u before..
I understand where u comin' from..
I wuz sorry we weren't there
when you wuz walking home..
If I could've taken your place to be there..
and that your race doesn't matter in here..
we wouldn't be drowning with tears..
becuz we can't do nothing but care for
your family worrying if ur alive or dead..
when you were lying on the bed spread..
we wuz all crying like I just said..
Our unity would've shown..
we wouldn't have been alone and
you're dad would've answered the phone..
and we'd be safe on our own..
this song I sing in freestyle tone..
be ok, be happy and safe,
be at school, and be home.

[MasterX05]

Oooh...harsh.But still,I bet it`s better than America.I live in North Carolina state.Not much action or anything of importance,though...But becoming your own country seems extremely cool.
I live in North Carolina State....
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' head
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us

lol i am from North Carolina to. :biggrin:

[dragondude_r]

:shocked: Well what do you know.Well,at least we got Pitty Pablo (sp) on this side...But still,it isn`t that great.I live in Lumberton.How 'bout ya'll?

[asshole]

"Pitty"...
HeH, nice one Dragon..
But just for the record, Petey Pablo isn't a good rapper at all, for he was commercial talk and a ONE-HIT-WONDER!!!


Oh and by the way, Jaims, that was a ncie one.

[machine1]

dam machine just cant be touched. :biggrin:
tell me about it.. no competition round here

[machine1]

yo sybrdu said u challenge me....... well like i said i accept here we go......

yo ...yo... yo... your rhytmesare so whack, i think u smoke a lil too much crack, u lack... the potential to be the best just like the rest... u better back up of me nigga, before i pull the trigga just like i did to jigga.

my style is new yours is old, my rhymes are hot yours are cold, aint no one ever won a battle against me, cant u see? u just gonna die, my rhymes will make u cry, everyone go to sybrd and say good- bye, im not from the hood but my lyrics are good, i know enough and u know im tough,

i aint never gonna die cause im a soldier, u can continue to try but u so whack u gonna have to lie-.... about beating me
i got so much talent, just cant be touched.... man i'll knock ya ass in the sky, make u go real high, you'll get hit by a plane, im gonna make u go insane, u can never maintain the power, not even in a million hours,

u probably white, thats not right, u a fake, for goodness sake stop trying to be a gangsta , u a no name wanksta...
u see i know how things are... like i said im a superstar... i got a real nice car... let me take u for a ride.... to hell.. im telling u .. u wont be well,

im really out of word sybrd.. dont no what else to say except for u gay... my mind is really blank right now, but i willl be back, and kick ur ass with my rap, remember 1 thing... u cant beat me u just a piece of crap, my lyrics got yo ass in a trap



HOLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[asshole]

u probably white, thats not right, u a fake, for goodness sake stop trying to be a gangsta , u a no name wanksta...
Machine, quit brining Racism in, ya idiot..

I'm not Black nor White, but Racism is still not a good thing..
Understand!?

Oh and here's another one:
" You thought Uncle Sam wanted you,
but you were used, you were just abused,
I try to tell you time and time again,
the only War worth winning is the War that's within.

You played right into Uncle Sams hands,
where is the glory in complying with demands?
you were used to defend World Dominitation,
where is the Honor in being an abomination?

And I dont see the glory,
in your War stories,
it was just yer turn,
to burn and get burned.

You thought that you had something to prove,
but yer just seeing colors, not red & white just blue,
your whole life has always been the same,
first you were tamed then you were ashamed.

You played right into Uncle Sams hands,
where is the glory in complying with demands?
you were used to defend world dominitation,
where is the honor in being an abomination?

And I dont see the glory,
in your war stories,
it was just your turn,
to burn and get burned. "

[machine1]

u probably white, thats not right, u a fake, for goodness sake stop trying to be a gangsta , u a no name wanksta...
Machine, quit brining Racism in, ya idiot..
lol i rap about how i wanna rap if they any white people here i really wasnt trying to offend them..... what can i say s*** happens...lol... and by the way asshole, your freestyle realy really really sucks. plz dont fresstyle anymore..lol

machine1 is god's son im just like big pun.... we both puerto rican.... im a better rapper though.... one day i will have a good career... i will either be in the nba or be a rapper. igot so much skilzwhen i play i go for the killz,

hey i gotta pay my billz, i already one and stillz, y'all think u can rap, y'all on the wrong track on the map... u goin the wrong way... u need to stop acting gay and stealin off ebay cause i just may kill you, u know i will u need to start takin your medication pills,

im just like tupac i rap about about the truth, i always tell a story, im full of glory, one day i will be a legend, i will have a great life with a a good wife...im the man my mind still a bit blank, but i will be back with lyrics the size of a tank, then i'll go put the rest in the bank and save em for later,

so good -bye i know you'll miss me but dont cry, i will be back, and go for the sack y'all so whack stop smokin all the crack like i said i'll be back

[DX Zero]

i think we should have a poll in another topic to see whos the best freestyler :D

[machine1]

lmao dxzero isnt obvious.. i murdered u all in this freestyle topic... i am the best

[asshole]

Uhh Machine, yer an Idiot..
First of all, mine aren't flows or freestyles..
They're just lyrics.. learn what " "'s " mean...

2nd, they aren't supposed to be RAP.

3rd, they make more sense than yers ever will.

4th, If they suck so much, then how come they became professional(the people who wrote them) and you didn't?

and
5th, like Tupac has said, it's easy to "freestyle" on a forum...
If I wanted I could make some kickass songs...
Don't even make me...

[machine1]

lmao dont take out your anger on me just cause u aint got no skillz like me

[asshole]

Ehh..
Piss-off...

[Strider42]

I just wanna say that you guys are good at freestylin.
I wonder who's the best freestyler. Dx rhymes were off the hook (a.k.a very good). Machine tore some people up in here. Keep it up. Oh yeah that dragon kid is cool. We can't forget Sybrd here. His rhymes are good. Tupac is good too. Some1 challenge him, lets see who could beat tupac. I should start freestylin. But damn i'll have to start thinkin about what I would say.

[SBYRD5]

Machine1 you think you got a Freestyling flow,
Mhahaa,
You think you got a flow,
MhAhAAAA,
Fool, this rap of mine is straight out of controla,
Machine1 I'll take your girlfriend sip her like cola,
Ohh,your a fan of STARTRACK,
I'm sorry kid,but the Clipse are just plain whack,
Number1 hit "Grinding"...the rest they just teamed up with pros
Sorry if thats where you get your rapping game,
Then kid your just sold like one of 50cent's hoes,

You know this rapping game is getting old so I'll finish you,
If you THINK your #1 this game aint meant for you,
I guess in rhymes I own you like joo,(lol)
That much I think you secertly already know..

Kid your just a page to my Rhyme book,
Your a Phawn and I'm a Rhook,
Abide by the pages dealt to you,
Because you will never have a real rapper shook,
Pssshh and you think your game is off the hook,

Remeber, Machine1 in freestyling I'm more nasty than AND1
Everytime SBYRD5 puts his hands on a mic the game has just begun,
Machine1, you best pretend like your a rookie runt,
Because my skills will smoke you like a blunt,

Negro(African American)I will spread you on bread,
Like the Peter Pan brand,
My skills so nasty when I touch the mic,
I always fix your ugly face like a mechanic,
Son I think you should panic,
If you ever get in a mic battle I'll chop your mic arm off and it won't grow back like a Namek's,

Machine1 your as dumb as Bush,
And as clever as Bill,
Someone like you could never keep it real, :buttrock:
Hell you don't even take care of your grille(Himself),
To people like me punks like you are just another meal,
So go hop your ass on some training wheels,

And ride away,
Because right now your looking like a true full breed gay,
Sorry machine1 I don't bounce that way,
Go to talk to your boy Trey,

I'm running flat on time,
I guess I got time for a few more rhymes,
Wait, I'll just speed up my pace,
Because not Jowning on you would be a disgrace,
To the whole human race,

I bust caps in Machine1 and make the NEPTUNE sounds,
Machine1 damn I'm making your sorry ass look like a clown,
One of those fools that laugh with a frown,

...Umm I have to go I'll just count this as First Down.


So you just clip that...

HOLLLAAAA BACK YOU NO NAME WANKSTA...MHAAA Damn Homie... :laughlong:

[dragondude_r]

To tell the truth,North Carolina is the only song I know from Pitty Pablo,so I was just saying that he`s the closest thing to "famous recognition" North Carolina has.And geez,man,he`s right,lay off the racism.

It`s been said befo',
Don`t need to be said no more,
With your corn for toes,
Postin' is not the way to go,
The way your postin' is so-so,
But go back to yo' co,
Because the way you stylin',
Man,just go,fo' sho.

No reason to rhyme,
We don`t know how much time,
It took you,you slime,
To rap like that kind.
Don`t know how you roll,
Keyboard goin' cold,
Your rhymes' been stole,
As you think in yo' stink soles,
Yo' mind has grown of mold,
Thinking you bold,
But man,look around,
Your words ain`t no mo'.

This ain`t no contest,
Can`t see who`s the best,
Better try to resist,
Yo' need to butkiss,
Unless you rhyme fo' fun,
And not on the run,
Better get a gun,
Because this is the risin' sun.

Can`t tell who`s good by the posts,
Could have taken hours,you know how much it costs?
Go up to yo' boss,
Tell him you were rhymin',though fakin',
Not cultivatin',only elevatin',
Not stimulatin',not rakin',
Didn`t know what you sakin',
Now you fired,guess what?
Yo' life isn`t makin' a replacement,
For the stuff you committed,
You were stomped out so much,
You betta hope you were kidded.

Like I said,I lost my touch somewhere.

[Bunmi]

thats it i'm makeing freestyle battle 2 Clash Of Rhymes

[SBYRD5]

To tell the truth,North Carolina is the only song I know from Pitty Pablo,so I was just saying that he`s the closest thing to "famous recognition" North Carolina has.
Hmm I heard a famous group came from North Carolina that made a nasty(IN THE GOOD WAY) song called "Milkshake".Also don't hate on North Carolina Micheal Jordan was born in NC.Dragon that freestyle started out cool,but it sounded like you lost yourself at the end.

[MasterX05]

:wow: uh-oh SBYRD5 is tying to spit fire on da machine, can machine win this?

[SBYRD5]

Machine1 you think you got a Freestyling flow,
Mhahaa,
You think you got a flow,
MhAhAAAA,
Fool, this rap of mine is straight out of controla,
Machine1 I'll take your girlfriend sip her like cola,
Ohh,your a fan of STARTRACK,
I'm sorry kid,but the Clipse are just plain whack,
Number1 hit "Grinding"...the rest they just teamed up with pros
Sorry if thats where you get your rapping game,
Then kid your just sold like one of 50cent's hoes,

You know this rapping game is getting old so I'll finish you,
If you THINK your #1 this game aint meant for you,
I guess in rhymes I own you like joo,(lol)
That much I think you secertly already know..

Kid your just a page to my Rhyme book,
Your a Phawn and I'm a Rhook,
Abide by the pages dealt to you,
Because you will never have a real rapper shook,
Pssshh and you think your game is off the hook,

Remeber, Machine1 in freestyling I'm more nasty than AND1
Everytime SBYRD5 puts his hands on a mic the game has just begun,
Machine1, you best pretend like your a rookie runt,
Because my skills will smoke you like a blunt,

Negro(African American)I will spread you on bread,
Like the Peter Pan brand,
My skills so nasty when I touch the mic,
I always fix your ugly face like a mechanic,
Son I think you should panic,
If you ever get in a mic battle I'll chop your mic arm off and it won't grow back like a Namek's,

Machine1 your as dumb as Bush,
And as clever as Bill,
Someone like you could never keep it real, :buttrock:
Hell you don't even take care of your grille(Himself),
To people like me punks like you are just another meal,
So go hop your ass on some training wheels,

And ride away,
Because right now your looking like a true full breed gay,
Sorry machine1 I don't bounce that way,
Go to talk to your boy Trey,

I'm running flat on time,
I guess I got time for a few more rhymes,
Wait, I'll just speed up my pace,
Because not Jowning on you would be a disgrace,
To the whole human race,

I bust caps in Machine1 and make the NEPTUNE sounds,
Machine1 damn I'm making your sorry ass look like a clown,
One of those fools that laugh with a frown,

...Umm I have to go I'll just count this as First Down.


So you just clip that...

HOLLLAAAA BACK YOU NO NAME WANKSTA...MHAAA Damn Homie... :laughlong:

Hmm let that burn in your chest....

Machine1 you sure you want a battle from one of the best.lol

[SBYRD5]

See machine1 I murdered you...I'm champ....

[DX Zero]

i put the stylez in freestyle,
i put the - d in dominate,
why ya gotta be in denial,
and yall - gotsta playa hate

i don't represent n - don't need recognition,
i need a smoke - so i can pay attention,
yall do it for fame - and think u got handles,
but the truth is - this is a game,
in the real world - u'd get manhandled,

i ain't hatin' im just sayin',
don't buy them fools cuz they ain't nothin'
they haven't been through them dayz n'
they just frontin'

*thats good, beginner level is over, now ..

mm - yeah -
this is - 2 k 3, im D X Z -
reppin m. ali, straight from cali -
strong as a butterfly and sting like a bee -
they call me the guy or the bling bling G -
jus like tha one man wreckin machine,
i bring the heat, i put u down to yo knees,
cuz u been beat, all battered with bleed,
but all i needed, was just a simple please,
"forgive me and let me be"
i answered back in a tease,
"u begged now go away, fo sheez"

mmm enough free samples lol

[DarkstriderX]

I'm tired of these hatas causin all this commotion
I'll leave they head split like moses stick did ocean.

My car nicknamed Raiden, because my rims are so shockin'
I've seen more booty than a prostitutes stockin.

U betta call a tow-truck because Ima about to wreck it..
fake mc's get pumped full of lead if I'm disrespected.

:p

[SBYRD5]

That was kinda tight. :buttrock:
Real tight beginning DarkStrider,and nasty ending DXZero. :laughlong:

FHO'SHEEZY!!! :laugh:

[Maximum_Venom]

Dx Zero, please u aint no hero. I keep a bereta in my pocket boy u no dun rocked it. PLease dont try to rap with that crap. My rhymes are a crime, i got bout 50 dimes and boy u no thare mine. Man i put u in a headlock, break yo neck, meet u in the payrole line, take your check. U be like xzibit accept i take yo X. Like Lloyd mathess says my prices went up while yours went down, Accept i say i am the king, I'm wearin the crown. Boy u betta back up before u get smacked up, i say it like tupac " we are soldiers in God's house.... Now its time for war." Accept i say im back and better then ever before.

Boy im Back to SETTLE THE SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:angryfire:

[Maximum_Venom]

Dx Zero, please u aint no hero. I keep a bereta in my pocket boy u no dun rocked it. PLease dont try to rap with that crap. My rhymes are a crime, i got bout 50 dimes and boy u no thare mine. Man i put u in a headlock, break yo neck, meet u in the payrole line, take your check. U be like xzibit accept i take yo X. Like Lloyd mathess says my prices went up while yours went down, Accept i say i am the king, I'm wearin the crown. Boy u betta back up before u get smacked up, i say it like tupac " we are soldiers in God's house.... Now its time for war." Accept i say im back and better then ever before.

Boy im Back to SETTLE THE SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:angryfire:
What u got Boy.




Fo Sheezy my neezy
:buttrock:

[DX Zero]

hahaha --
hahahaha!

your rap is so whack,
i think u gave me heart attack,
keep yo nap off my back,
cuz i don't wanna hurt sum jackass
with no lyrical cracks,
i try to cut yall slacks,
if u need help u besta bring shaq,
come where the party's at,
bring ur backback with weapon artifacts,
but u a fool and thats a fact,
u lack the sack to react when i strike back,
so keep your yap if u wanna get hacked,
just try to make me get off track,
u got nothing on me with that amateur act

[blossom]

Dx Zero, please u aint no hero. I keep a bereta in my pocket boy u no dun rocked it. PLease dont try to rap with that crap. My rhymes are a crime, i got bout 50 dimes and boy u no thare mine. Man i put u in a headlock, break yo neck, meet u in the payrole line, take your check. U be like xzibit accept i take yo X. Like Lloyd mathess says my prices went up while yours went down, Accept i say i am the king, I'm wearin the crown. Boy u betta back up before u get smacked up, i say it like tupac " we are soldiers in God's house.... Now its time for war." Accept i say im back and better then ever before.

Boy im Back to SETTLE THE SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:angryfire:
What u got Boy.




Fo Sheezy my neezy
:buttrock:
awww see what happens when you fake wit dx
dont get comfy cause my turn is up next
get used to the red text

"max "why flow if you got no skills
your rhyms so cold you gave my fingers the chills
even your punctiation is ill

''max'' dawg you got me over here doze'in
i had to refresh the page twice cause my comp was froze'in

i tried to stay silent in the forum
but then i started die'in from boredom
so many whack rappers i couldnt ignor'em


oops i have to go :(

[SBYRD5]

Blossom stopped Rapping so I'm back to bordem.

[blossom]

Blossom stopped Rapping so I'm back to bordem.
i dont like to go first anyways and im not good at free styling or whatever....i just write poetry thats my real passion :)

[MasterX05]

oh yo girl dont pull that $hit ever again.

[blossom]

oh yo girl dont pull that $hit ever again.
excuse me but what sh## ???

[DX Zero]

good stuff blossom :thumbsup:
dont mind masterx05
he won't kno a knockout when it hit him lol

[machine1]

alright sybrd.....

I been gone for a minute.. but now im back again
I got the flow ..damit its my show
what do i need to do to get rid of you
i told you too many times you cant beat my rhymes, my rhymes be committin the crimes,

i be sour just like lemon and limes, all you be gettin is some dimes, ut em in yo hat, all u talk is this and that, thinkin you phat, acting like one of the toughest cats, but u more like a rat,when ever u go against me u will never get any wins, i just got too many lyrical sins,u look like osama bin.... laden,

you s**** rotten. have u forgotten, about the times, and the rhymes, that i had, i bet it made u mad, it made u sad, but u should be glad, that i didnt totally embarass you, who would of knew, that id get this good,

just trying to represent the hood, if i could, cant u see, cant leave rap alone the game needs me, i just wanna be ....., the best, better than the rest, always well dressed, i got everyone so impressed, im just doin my thing

shinin in my bling bling, the bell's about to ring, here it goes ding ding, its over your done, heres your chance to run, you can never beat machine1



holla........ go shorty itsyour birthday

[MasterX05]

good stuff blossom :thumbsup:
dont mind masterx05
he won't kno a knockout when it hit him lol
Well dam my bad, pooptin me but aight, I was having a bad day sorry bolossom. Oh machine your flow was ill son but u got to play it good. For me all I need is one mike and 20 dyke's to complete my rhymes. :biggrin:

[SBYRD5]

Alright..Machine1

I guess it's back to the lab again,
Oh Machine1 you think your ready for the game my friend,
I guess I'll put you back in the time out pen......

The only thing Tight about Machine1,
Is his ballz(Meaning your nuts are small)
Ya'll, I aint gay just stated the obivious,
Everyone going to get a vibe from this....

A list of things you don't understand,
I'm like worth 100 grand,your game doesn't pick up any fans,
Your so lame when you rhyme you act like it's your last stand,
Someone needs to smack your lameass with a frying pan,

My name's not Stan(Meaning I'm not white) it's James,
And my rapping is printed in the Hall Of Fames,
It's pains me to say this,but
Your just a page to my rhyme book,
Negro your not ready for me I got your punk arse shook.

I always leave my rhymes,
Making Machine1 look like he's just been took,
I'm a Rhook and your a Phawn,
My skills are even better than Happy Day's FHONZY,
Trashing Machine1 is better than going to any party.

To me your a clown...named Ronald Mcdonald,
You probaly get probed for Happy Meals
I guess thats how Machine1 makes his meals,
He's some fat boy that never gets his fill...

Hmm I'm done not my best rhyme... :(



Yo, Ronald you did your thing dog!!!! :laughlong:

[machine1]

that all u got... tsk tsk tsk....

u so whack , i got the potential that u lack, this aint football but i can get the sack, after im done with u u wont come back, u cannot mess with mac

my rhymes can blow up the city, u say u can rap man what a dam pity, u know it aint true, and when mac1 comes through, he'll turn u blue, obvious u have no clue -that u already loss, im the only whos good enough here to be the boss,

if u wanna take my spot u gotta pay the cost, im so good at football i better than randy moss, im the one that rules the mic, sbryd is a dike, he like it up from behind, he thinks he can beat me but he's outta his mind

i dont wanna embarass u so i will be kind, im the hardest workin man i just like to grind, u must be blind,u a fake nigga, if i had a gun i would pull the trigga, u think u got game but man yo so dam lame, maybe u would win if i didnt came, but u will never win, i alreayd won, sbyrd man u just my son,

u gonna need a lot of luck, cause man u really suck, all i can say to u is i dont give a f**k. man im hot and new, but u old and cold, my rhymes will make me rich, u just a bitch, u need to learn your math, and sbyrd u need to take a bath, u really smell, i couldnt care less about u, u can go to hell, i guareentee when im done here u wont be well,

nobody even knows me but i get fanmail, why u lookin so pale, nobody wants to hear u wail, just give up while u can, cause im the man, i wll run u over with my car, im a superstar, i'll go to the bar and have a party, i will celebrate beatin u with a bacardi

i'll give ya some money and u can take your sorry ass to dinner, this over sbyrd cause im the winner

[SBYRD5]

Machine1 you think you got it hotter,
Hotter than the hottest pepper,
Step into my arena I blast the mic from all your fingers,
And you call yourself a pusha,
Just look at ya your not much of a looka,

And your odor is straight outa controla,
Breath so bad you sacre the retirement folks to early graves,
Oh and your feet...sharper than any blade,
Casicade can't clean you,
Life aint for stinking negros like you,

Now who looks like a fool,
Hell you don't own joo,but Joo owns you,
The Rhyme you wrote,
You would never have the skills for it to be spoked,
I think I sold you for broke,(HAAa)

Speaking of sports you could never score,
Your girl told me you dress like your pour,
Oh and on weekends you live like a whore,
And she told me your dick is to small to grow any more,

So since you weren't hitting it right,
She asked a negro to beat,
A real man would never let his girl stay in heat
So I did the deed,
Well you chilled in a GAY BAR Wacking your meat.

I'm clowning you like your victim of HITS FROM THE STREETS,You really think you can beat someone always packing heat,a young man born from the Eastside streets. You better change your rapping beat because if you say something again about pulling a trigger....it better be on yourself nigga.(Sorry for saying that word...I try to avoid that....I meant African American).

You better not be writing your rhymes done you'll never get better that way,and this is freesytling...this is straight out my head.

Man post a reply sooner waiting is soooooo boring... :butbut: :dozingoff:

[coolplayer2K2]

1 question

wtf is a freestyle battle?

[machine1]

sbyrd u really think u can win?... lmao i destroyed u already.... you just to whack

[Selvin]

Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)

[machine1]

and sybrd i dont reply so fast because im never on the forum till friday so i never see the posts until i go on on fridays.

yo they call me mac-man sybrd u so whack that u couldnt beat pac-man.. man i canget more girls in a day then u could get in your life.... i take any girl and i can make her my wife.. just like 50 cent i be in the club... and i will have a bottle full of bub, but u so lonely u just be eaten a sub

im so mean, look in my pocket and you'll find alot of green, im gonan tell u 1 time im the only machine, you keep coming back for more, i thought u were so sore, if u got a girl then she must be a whore, im hot like white rice, u see the ice on my hand u cant afford the price,

i got no more to say cause i already won

[MasterX05]

1 question

wtf is a freestyle battle?
from all the ppl that posted u still cant figure it out. Freestyle is when a person just comes up with words from the top of their heads at their oppenet that flows with a beat. Basically u are just dissing the guy. for exam Sybrd and Machine1

Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)
lol and I thought u hated rap.

[Selvin]

Nah, I don't hate rap, I just dis-like the majority of the artists. Classified are Buck 65 cool.

[coolplayer2K2]

oh so master u mean like when it was emeinem and 50cents in the movie 8 mile and they dissin ppl like they sayin 2pac 3pac 4pac and stuff

[SBYRD5]

Machine1....please spell my name correctly that annoys me.Alright...

Machine1 you think you've won,but your still classified as my son in battle.
When I'm in the clubs it's always my "Birthday",and I always get a hug,
Your just dirty like one of TLC's 2-timing scrubs!!!! Nah, I'm not mad at you machine you get a little respect thinking you can be a match for the BIRDMAN!!!! You know that your lameass game GOTS TO GO. Because your trying to handle a PRO and your just another fowe that just keep catching them critical defeating blows.Get ready to have another lost.

Yea I've got a girl she always screaming "OH BOY".I give her the deep love....when you strap up you use a PINKIE GLOVE.Thats why I stole your girl....because she needed a negro that could really rock her world.

And....Machine you beating me is like breaking the unbreakable,shaking the unshakable....it's never going to happen because my freestyling level is unatainable.I hope after I'm done with you my post will be frameable.




HOLLA BACK......I'm in the club.

[EYO]

yo yo yo ya people so wak cant even spell da words dat rhymes wit mac, and all ya know i get to many macs not like da one you get at m.d.(ya know McDonalds) so be lee in other words ya busted up kat dat cant get any mac always getting smacked so sad so buy yourself a big mac and dont post back wait up scratch dat and "never ever eva post back "
this only da beginning so stop frutting and begging for mercy all you ever get from me is a T shirt from macys to acys downtown to Egys can ya breathe from those tight tight tight tshirs ya wearing i guess not cause they look like dey be busted up stolen from your mothers pet cat ............"to be continued"

[SBYRD5]

Nah....Big mac's suck...special sauce....that nasty mess. :laughlong: BIG N'Tasty....you did your thing dog. :buttrock:

[dragondude_r]

So the Dragon returns,
After givin' rugburns,
Byrdman,I bet your hair's rolls of corns,
Cause you have Machine rollin' turns!

Sbyrd,you got it right,
Yo' game is real tight,
Machine,you better take your bight,
Cause this burger's out a sight!

What I am saying it's not hard to explain,
All you have to do is keep your *** in the game,
'Cause you know the Byrdman has got it insane,
And he and he only can whip the Machine!

Why you got the one,cause you ain't the best,
Byrdman takes you out like all of the rest,
You might as well stop cause you can not resist,
Cause you know Sbyrd has got the real zest!

Just make it clap,
Cause the Dragon is back,
You better check yo' sleeping sack,
Cause you can't rest after the attack.

[EYO]

yo dats nice dragon_r

[EYO]

yo yo yo wen ya come here you see nutin but you still realizine
ma words come from ma heart it goes deep
while ya sort things down yo feet
but ya know it stinks
so cover em up before it spreads
like da threads of threats ya sending me
feeling fear dat one day
i be stealin your frends to gurlfrends
flirtin and tellin dem how beat you
dat you choke on a bone
while ya bone.......(to be continued)

[SBYRD5]

EYO choke while I'm having sex...thats crazy....hehe wait I get it...nice.

Dragon that was a tight rap.....Machine1 is getting a little scaried.I think he is running out of written freestyles.

[EYO]

yo SBYRD5 gatta give you props for batteling machine

[EYO]

yo machine its true SBYRD5 killed you but to be honest all he did was murda you so wut you ganna do?/? cause ya know its a shame to come back here, but i dont want to flame cause all it leads is to blame, and you calling names from one of your lame game and wen i came all you did was blame to and say names but you now u cant clame your own name......(more to come)

[EYO]

yo....anymore freestylers out der.....?/?

[SBYRD5]

Hmm yea,

Tupacwestsider
Machine1
Dragon
Asshole(Has his own style)
Myself
DXZero
MasterX05(He probally does)
Ludacris(He probally does)
Blossom(She's good but she doesn't like it)

[dragondude_r]

Thank ya,thank ya.And was that ranking for us?If so,thank you!But you should be ranked higher,too,ya know.

[MasterX05]

Man EYO shut da hell up it aint over machine still got more the boy got mad skills. And SBYRD remember what I said if machine cant win it i'll take over fo sho.

[SBYRD5]

So the Dragon returns,
After givin' rugburns,
Byrdman,I bet your hair's rolls of corns,
Cause you have Machine rollin' turns!

Sbyrd,you got it right,
Yo' game is real tight,
Machine,you better take your bight,
Cause this burger's out a sight!

What I am saying it's not hard to explain,
All you have to do is keep your *** in the game,
'Cause you know the Byrdman has got it insane,
And he and he only can whip the Machine!

Why you got the one,cause you ain't the best,
Byrdman takes you out like all of the rest,
You might as well stop cause you can not resist,
Cause you know Sbyrd has got the real zest!

Just make it clap,
Cause the Dragon is back,
You better check yo' sleeping sack,
Cause you can't rest after the attack.
Dragon that was your best rhyme... :biggrin:

Man...machine, EYO is getting on you...what are you going to do about it?

MasterX05, if you challenge me after I defeat Machine1 I won't play around with you like how I'm playing around with machine.

[machine1]

yo machine its true SBYRD5 killed you but to be honest all he did was murda you so wut you ganna do?/? cause ya know its a shame to come back here, but i dont want to flame cause all it leads is to blame, and you calling names from one of your lame game and wen i came all you did was blame to and say names but you now u cant clame your own name......(more to come)
stupid #### i destroyed him look back at all my posts fool u dont know #### about rap...sbyrd your all talk but no walk


my lyrics and rhymes are so strong
thats why my free styles are so long
u see man i dont play no games
just like dmx, machine gon give it to ya
i rock, i roll, i pop, but i dont let go
u keep embarassing yo self when u come back for mo
i own this topic, im runnin the god dam show
i keep rising high but u go down low

i pick my victim and i kill at will
im just like the clipse's malicious
im good at this ######## and im even more vicious
sbyrd u suck
get it through yo head u dumb f***
im a big man u just a little boy
u just gon lose everyday
we can do this all the way till may
u aint gon win never did never will
u so whack u worse than dru hill.....



holla

[coolplayer2K2]

huh let me try first time ever rapped or did a freestyle battle so dont laugh at me

huh EYO stuff f****ng RYO cuz u look like ur a RYHOE

huh that doesnt make sence

[machine1]

it aint over i got a triple play for ya... lets see what u gonna do sybrd...

top down chrome spinning
everyone here knows machine1 is winning
beating u so badly brings me full of joy
when u lose they be like "what happen to that boy"
freestylin against u is like playin with a toy
my basketball skillz is like iverson and shaq
the similarity is im as dangerous as iraq
we both makin some impact
every word that i say is a fact
im as dangerous as it gets
u must be gay cause u lookin at my sets
ur real name must be u a fag
cause when u walk down the street they be like" hey, u a fag!"

tricks and treats is what i got in my bag
u cannot win
im harder than iron u lighter than tin
this is no dream this is your worst nightmare
the way im kickin your ass i guess it just aint fair

Hollllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa ... hold up now im a switch the style up

i went through yo moms click
she loves my large ass dick
yo mom must be a skank
i rolled up through her wit my tank
she so good i gotta give her the #1 rank
when im done wit her i put her back in the bank
she likes to slob my knob
she loves corn on the cob
she gets on her knees cause man thats her job!

i gotta have her 24/7
she do me so good i be thinkin im in heaven
theres somethin wrong wit yo family
nigga i roll wit pharell and the clipse
when people see u they be like" what's that white sh** on your lips"



(dont take offense to the mom stuff :D )

now what sbyrd now what..i told u i rule this topic.. aint no way in hell that u will ever win your my son nigga.. i won u i own all the other people who think they can win...... plaing with u is just a game.... i basicallyaint even tryin hard and u are losing badly...... badly i rule this... just give up u lost... its over.... u aint got nothin on me son, i own this ... i won from day 1...... any one else think they can beat me bring it....... aint no one here can stop the machine.........

holllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

come back when u ready for more sbyrd.. as far as im concerned its over for u..... u tryed hard but your hardest sucks

[coolplayer2K2]

huh machine none of that makes sence

[machine1]

huh machine none of that makes sence
how old are u kid? it dont make sense cause u aint hit puberty yet so shut up if u dont know about sex... it means exactyl what it sounds like figure it out yo self

[MasterX05]

huh machine none of that makes sence
cool player plz dont post in here anymore Seriously :bored:
lol whooo he done did it again dam a 3 hit combo Sybrd can u make a counter on this. haha lets see what u got.
The battle Continues...........

[machine1]

Thank ya,thank ya.And was that ranking for us?If so,thank you!But you should be ranked higher,too,ya know.
lmao he was just namin free stylers u idiot :withstupid:

[SBYRD5]

I just came in the forum..and woah I've got to give you some credit on that post....damn you burnt me...that round...

Look I'm not posting my reply now I'll post it a little later I have to fight some matches today.

I'll give you some respect for that....just don't bring my moms into the battle.

:buttrock:

[machine1]

I just came in the forum..and woah I've got to give you some credit on that post....damn you burnt me...that round...

Look I'm not posting my reply now I'll post it a little later I have to fight some matches today.

I'll give you some respect for that....just don't bring my moms into the battle.

:buttrock:
i said dont take offense to the mom stuff

[machine1]

i got this in the bag i won...lol that last one u made sucks... oh well... some people just cant be as good as me

in the future what u gonna be
u gonna act like me, u a wannabe
u couldnt ever step in my shoes
i carry alot weight
just cause u cant beat me dont mean u gotta hate
im gonna give u 5 for a rate
u cant even really freestyle , if u can come over to my state
u got so many issues u need to be on ricki lake
i aint gonna put up with this b.s. u tryin to make me take
im like malice i bake the cake
listening to u its hard for me to stay awake

u keep comin back for more
i got more rhmes in my store
i got a whole stack
thats why they call me mac
u post here again and u know im gonna come back
like i said i roll wit the clipse
u need to pucker up those LIPS... and kiss my ass
u still think u can win stop smokin that grass
i carry to much energy and mass
everyone sees my talent at last

leave while u can
mac1 is the man
if u ever beat me that would be a crime
u couldnt even make anyone drop u a dime
remember that song #1from nelly
thats me and u remind me of r. kelly
u still rapin little kids
u like to get popped up in your lids (in other words u like it in the ass)

u see im tired of playin
and im tired sayin
i mean what i say
im nothere to play
we can battle til may
im still gonna win
i consider myself to be like a.i. (allen iverson)
a dude pullz down his pants and u be like "May I"
they tell u ok
u get so excited u be like "hooray"
u like to lick it
i like to kick it
u wanna go to a gay club then go get a ticket

dont come here again
or im gonna hit u wit ten
my dick is larger then big ben
if i said u could suck my dick u probably say when
if u cant a girl or a man then beat off
keep on doin it till u get soft
when u ready
then keep it steady
we all know your gay
stop comin to me i dont go that way


holla!

[dragondude_r]

You just a biya,
Yes that's what they calling ya,
You step up to my face,
Just trying to front.

Step up to the plate,
Let me show you how to rhyme,
'Cause you stuff is in rates,
And their declinin' with time.

You take a lot of words and you put them together,
Do I have to step it down to 1st grade,dumb fella?
Just listen to the Dragon,he's a major killa,
So go sit down and take a chill-pilla!

[machine1]

omg that sucked dragon and why u vote for yourself u really think your the best....lmao this topic is obviously owned by me and sbyrd

[SBYRD5]

You did 5...WOW the last one was long I guess I'm scaried...not bad though got to give it to you...a normal person wouldn't even try to beat you now.

I'm bussy with something right now keep making flows though because when I start later it will be murder machine1. :laughlong:

Oh stop telling me to give up because this battle will never end... ???

[machine1]

lol what u doin gettin help from other people...lol

u never learn
i'll beat u with every chance and turn
u so desprite that u need to watch howard stern
u petitic
u so whack u givin me a headic
my #### is illmatic
after that its stillmatic
i'll take some anthrax
i'll put on your mom's tampax
i'll pick it up and pimp slap u in your face
am i goin to fast do i need to slow down the pace


why do u bother to try
in the end your just gonna be a bitch and cry
u gonna wanna commit suicide.. just cause im so good u wanna die
i got nothin to say but bye
seeing u suffer brings a tear down my eye
the question is why
why u tryin to continue the battle
im ridin u like a horse and there aint no saddle

sometimes im hot
sometimes im not
but i alwats make sure that i dont lose
im more dangerous than an animal
more dangerous than hannibal
this is a free style
im gonna throw u in the garbage with the rest of the pile
im gonna stop this battle after a while
cause i been beatin u too much
are u outta your mind
tryin to get me from behind
i told u i dont go that way
the same old stuff thats all u say

just end this here
im tired of battling a queer
go get yourself a beer
this is kind like a race
we doing more than just a lap
u so whack u makin me wanna take a nap

[SBYRD5]

No..Machine you haven't been to the general section have you...you don't know what has happen to me recently...I'm just not quite psyche for it right now...

[darkmasterX]

yo machine1 you stole mad lines yo you gotta stop
cuz that is just wrong

[dragondude_r]

Lay off of SByrd like that!

[machine1]

yo machine1 you stole mad lines yo you gotta stop
cuz that is just wrong
stole lines from who from what stupid ass those are my lines

[darkmasterX]

why am i even worring about you i am the master of poetry

[MasterX05]

why am i even worring about you i am the master of poetry
Shut da hell up. Why am i even worring about you? I am the real MasterX. :sly:

[SBYRD5]

Clam down...this is a battle dragon,Dark.You both have to understand our pride is on the line he posted that many flows at one time for a good reason.I basicly asked him to.

I got tyied of answering one post..he did too...so he brought out the true game.There aint no hate in that.

Don't worry about me I would've never made this far in the battle if I didn't have skills of my own.

LAY OFF THE MACHINE he did what he is suppose to do..he is trying to win.....

------------------------------------------------------------

[DX Zero]

la la la la laaa
dx is back hitting hardest
he was mesmerized
being posessed it finally departed
an uncontrolled absent
he didn't kno what started

in the field I mowed over men
took it to the goal it was over then
cuz he was criticized and no hand was lend
my family didn't realize what happened
then it was like a curse that dawned on them
still suffering from the cause of it
I overcame the tough part of it

I missed things over the months thats passed
I left behind things I shouldn't have
I have a feeling it will arrive like a spell being casted
I apologize for being absent, plz reply back
*yawnz* coke killz..

[SBYRD5]

Your lyrics and rhymes are so weak
Thats why you perlude your lameass beats
You see son I'll still play you like a game
To be dissing Machine1 is all in the same

Machine1 I'll make you walk in a limb like the old 50,
You keep embarassing your self and YET YOU COME BACK FOR MO
I own this topic, just how I own joo,
I keep rising high..while you give BJ's on the down low

I pick my victim's just like HITS and I kill at will,
Machine1 your just another project that became a meal,
That hasn't realized my skills,
Machine1 you wish you could CUT(Means Fuuck)[/b]
Get it through your thick head you stupid young BUCK
Your just a sad version of Gary Coleman that can't FUUCK

Playa you will continue to lose everyday,
Because my vicious beats will come to you in different ways,
So The only thing you can do is get BLAZED and pray
You will never be a legend like me or Marvin Gaye
Rappers tell me your stinking up the whole LeeWay,
So please....keep that sorry act away,

Gossip Folk...spread that....well...anyway :laughlong:

[machine1]

u see i rock the mic
im tired of messin wit u dike
u need to take a hike
how many times did i tell u that u my son
man u aint gonna beat machine1
stop tryin cause u gonna end up cryin
your ryhmes are so weak
u need to learn how to speak
i'll open your mouth, pull down my pants and take a leak
i know your gay thats why u tryin to take a peek

everywhere i go
i run the show
my rymes will never die
u so whack dont even deny
u see your girl she my honey
look in my pockets and u can see my money
i got a mil, more than twenty

ill put u in chike hold and u wont be able to breath
why dont u just quit and go leave
i got too many tricks up my sleeve
i know where u be when u dont come back later
u be in the bathroom u little master bater
stop being a hater
im done for now i will see u later

[SBYRD5]

In your presences I'm better than Martin Luther King,
Son your just another wannabe stepping in my ring,
Ding your shoes are size 7...mine are 12 an a half
My pants carry alot of weight to much for me to masterbate,
Just because you cant beat me dont mean you have to hate
I'm going to give you 4 for a battling level,
If you my rebel would stop Yoking The Chicken
You might not take such a critical licking,

Like Ludacris's song Machine1 "Move" get out the way,
You've had your day time for a true freestyler to lead the way
From the way I sway your words,
Sounds like your a rapping nerd,

You continue to come back for more,
And my Rhymes keep taking you to the store,
I'm just racking you up like the rest,
Machine when we rhyme it's like you grow BREAST
You post here again and u know I'm gonna come back
And I'll end up giving you...yet another smack,
From what you lack in rap,
The prison boys tell me you make up in the back,
You still think u can win machine,
Psssh stop licking that man ass,
You don't carry the skills or the mass,
Everyone sees your talent ranked dead last,

Stay if you want I'll just smoke you like a blunt,
I'm the #1 mic man I'm not a punk runt,
You can't beat me I would be considered slime,
Then I'd have to do time,
If I ever got beat by the "QUEEN OF WORST RHYMES"
The members would call me a blind in ryhmes,


You see I'm still mind playing,
It's like everyday I'm Rhyme slaying,
And the challenger is always paying,
Machine1 we can battle all day,
I'm still going to say...YOUR EVER SO GAY
Paying your way to the GUY NUDY BAR
...YEA..I think you'll go very far,
Your already biting into that dick likes it's a ClONDYKE BAR

Dont come here again
Your rhymes make you look so sad
That no one wants you to live here so go to IRAQ
Your dick is no larger than a little PIN NEEDLE
Damn..aint that the size of a beetle,


Let that grow on yea....you need the growth.. :laughlong:

[Red_Akuma]

yo listen up you guys think u got skill/check my freestyle its way better its ill/i got skill/ill be giving u a chill/i got words that can flow and words that can kill/u guys cant bust a flow/sit down and give me a blow/ur skills r so low/u make this look like a freak show/my words r so ill they be giving me fines/u guys r so cheap u be wasting da lines/u betta watch ur bak 4 da raging demon/he'll give u goosebumps n even lose ur seimen/he be chillin/he da craziest villian/he so crazy he be making a million deaths n one killin/u know in da back of him he gots a sign/u blind foo it means immortal u could see that s h i t shine/dis is it yall i bet u u scratching ur armpit/now Red_Akuma is out he needs to take s h i t... :0 :0 :shocked: :shocked:

[SBYRD5]

I be rolling around with words as strong,
As GACKS the size of LILBOWWOW
Machine1 knows he will be shot 9 times like 50 CENT
You know what I'll give you time to repent,
Because my skills are as nasty as the playable SENT(Sentinal)


Thats just a hint of your demise,
Not even you can deny,
My skills in rapping are ever so fly,
So like NSYNC say "BYE BYE",
Because your game is long "GONE"

Someone ring a gong machine1 is "CRYING A RIVER"
Seeing runts cry gives negros like me the shivers,
When you stole your lines that made you an INDIAN GIVER
I'm not the type to give then take,
You need to regulate your rhymes,
Because my words are trapping you like vines,
I'm defeated you on 24/7 time,

Oh ok you think your a mac man..,
Someone needs to give you a reality check with a frying pan,
Then everyone will be saying "WHAT HAPPEN TO THAT BOY"
Machine1 lost himself not looking for the girls,but for the boys,

Beast while u can
Because I'm the Rhyme Mechanic
My words always send machine1 running in a panic,
Afraid I'll chop his mic arm off and not let it grow back like a NAMEK'S

I'm like Murphy Lee your R.Kelly
I have 20's you have 10's
I'm driving a MERCEDES BENS,
Your rolling on a can of Mr.BENS

As far as you being gay,
You mentioned that first anyway,
So I guess that will just has to stay,
You steal your rhymes from EBAY!!!!


It's SUNDAY....I need a serious..Blessing....holla.

[EYO]

Sbyrd5..........rofl.....dats was halerious, i give u props for dat
ma turn

EYO's back in da game
causing all sorts of flame :angryfire:
cause all ya motherfuuckin people are just da same
so all ya amatuars leave dis game
cause wen im here ill claim your name
and please DONT complain
cause ya know dis aint just a game

its a game of pride
so wen u lose your pride
dont come to me
cause its mine 2 keep

so all ya fake playas
ya besta move and watch ya back
cause im back :vampv:

[SBYRD5]

Umm I'm not posting any more flows...tell Machine shows up...

[EYO]

Umm I'm not posting any more flows...tell Machine shows up...
true ..... dont wanna waste words till he comes 2 finish ur battle

[machine1]

yo listen up you guys think u got skill/check my freestyle its way better its ill/i got skill/ill be giving u a chill/i got words that can flow and words that can kill/u guys cant bust a flow/sit down and give me a blow/ur skills r so low/u make this look like a freak show/my words r so ill they be giving me fines/u guys r so cheap u be wasting da lines/u betta watch ur bak 4 da raging demon/he'll give u goosebumps n even lose ur seimen/he be chillin/he da craziest villian/he so crazy he be making a million deaths n one killin/u know in da back of him he gots a sign/u blind foo it means immortal u could see that s h i t shine/dis is it yall i bet u u scratching ur armpit/now Red_Akuma is out he needs to take s h i t... :0 :0 :shocked: :shocked:
that was horrible u suck... dont come back

[machine1]

sbyrd for the last time STOP STEALING MY LYRICS :angryfire: u keep talkin bout the same stuff over and over...... stop it! its really old that is what makes u suck even more.......

u got nuthin new to say then dont post at all
i'll mop your ass wit my lyrics all the way down the hall
i'll bounce yo head like u a basket ball
beat u to death break your head against the wall
u so gay u shop with girls at the mall

u see its valentines day
your favorite day to be gay
u give gifts to guys
u give em kisses good bye
u give the dudes flowers
and get it up your ass with them towers
u uglier than austin powers

u take they pants off anf keep goin lower
u like what u see and u get a boner
stop takin my rymes i aint no dam loner
u got a worse nose than michael jackson
im just sittin here relaxin
u gettin pedicures and getttin your legs waxin

i beat u..i already proved my point
i smoked u as if u were a joint
u were tryin to do some provoken
but wit u i was just smokin
u and ur whack rhymes u always chokin
bow dow to your master
me postin here i just created a disaster
im quicker and faster
i guess im the lyrical blaster

your time is over
u so soft like jay-z
you either suck or u lazy
im so dam good this sh** is so dam crazy

[EYO]

daaaaammmmmnnnnn..........dissed like hell......

[SBYRD5]

EYO...shut up.....

Machine your saying the same s.h.i.t. too. :angryfire:

[machine1]

avtually im not saying the same stuff and how come u aint post back a free style... looks like i won this like i said from the beginning... u just cant touch the machine

[EYO]

ma bad SBYRD5...um...machine u aint won yet................http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/auto/car-smiley-033.gif

[machine1]

ma bad SBYRD5...um...machine u aint won yet................http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/auto/car-smiley-033.gif
i destroyed sbyrd from my very first free style


sbyrd gives more head than lil kim
the first thing he does is make the lights dim
he enjoys sucking the cum
he doesnt in the snow and his hands go num
im tired of playin games with u kids
u so dam phony
u couldnt even get any props from sony

when it comes to lyrics u bring the worst of the worst
when it comes to rymes u make everyone say u suck and burst
u should lay off rap and hip hop
u better off wit singin pop
when it comes to rap im on the top


im always grindin
when u see my videos u just wanna keep rewindin
u like it all
u should just give up
Jay-z would tell u "yup"
u'll me makin a remix of bonnie and clyde

all u need in your life of sin is some dam good lyrics
down to lose to the very end. machine 1 is better
i aint no quiter
ur sorry ass is makin everyone bitter

eyo u say i aint won yet
u wanna make a dam bet
im as good as it will get
u make shaq look like a good rapper from the lakers
now just back up off me all u fakers

[EYO]

eyo u say i aint won yet
u wanna make a dam bet
im as good as it will get
u make shaq look like a good rapper from the lakers
now just back up off me all u fakers
you callin me a faker!!! <-----is dat a dis???/? machine
yo machine first you wanna rap
but yo rhymes are full of sap
so dont fall on a block
cause ima roll you and blow you from the spot
stick pole in your hole
makes you wanna say roll call
so stop hatin and start hesitatin

[Sportschick155]

yo eyo/straight up dog your to easy too diss/doing this while im breathing a spliff/and ya you already said it your teething like kid/it seems likeyou think your a wiz/but like a drink your fiz/you ain't a mister you a miss/and your sisters on my dick/i flip your bit*h and don't even give her kiss/its a given your a snitch/ratting out cliks and crews/after im done they won't be missing you/i'll crack you inyour teeth and chip you tooth/ all day i be rippin fools/that front on the mic/beef wit me you best have your gun at side/i know you love my ryhmes/read it over bout hundred times/cause you know im coming right/and you be fake/you can't even get one i get three dates/i eat steak/you eat grapes/thats all you can afford/
your flow be leave me bored/if i killed you they wouldn't find you at the morge/put u in a hole in the forest/i roll in a volvo
you roll in a tauris/and you don't got cash for gas/you just acting as/something your not/fronting but i don't have time got to fill a blunt wit some pot

[EYO]

yo.....i got 2 ppl dissin me now...??/
aight....i got ya sports......

[EYO]

yo sports you actin like you so breezy
but tell me is it dat easy?/?
or you fake like lizzie

and guess wut i hope you get hit by a brick
by dem twin olsen chick
by da way you act
you seem to suk cock dats only a faq
and dont frut

so dont hate me
cause im not free
im taken....for all saken
please believe so stop IM me

no offences im just sayin wut came to mind.......no need to flame me.................

[Sportschick155]

I can see that your rap style is really crumblin' / I don't like Billy Corgan but i'll smash you like a pumpkin / you like a dumpling, you just soft and moist / i'm a name brand, but you just president's choice / the only thing mightier then tha power of my pen / is your desire on how much you love Morgan Free-Men / That's right i said it, you like men for free / I know some guys downtown maybe you can go out and get a bite to eat / You say that you a conjoined fetus? alright / I see something attached but there ain't no penis in sight / Alloy, please step out of tha shadow / In this city of cattle step to this and let's battle / I see you rattlin', you shakin in your shoes / You rhymes are a premature version of Dr. Seuss / But you need to 'get ready' step to this and take a look / cuz I'll be like Shawn Desman cuz boy I got you 'shook'

[EYO]

damn....she keeps comin up.....aight......i got some more rhymes..."word to da ppl i aint gay"

[EYO]

yo im a child wonder .....you just a wanderer....im a freestyler
and i aint no faker....so for god sake.....dont ever take me as a light cake.....bitch you just cant appreciate ....da things i create.....so dont mistake me for a cake cause i wont give up i aint dat easy......but you know wut you to crazy...and u flimsy......ur words be rhymin.....but it aint scratchin....
it dont mix....so get it fix.....you trix!!

[EYO]

is sportchick runnin out of words?/? or does she to pick up a pen and write it down?/?

[Sportschick155]

I'm on a roll here man, like a stone or boulder / my rhymes are like a lyrical version of head and shoulders / they get rid of tha white flakes, only tha skilled white boys remain / to maim and murder challengers to make a name in tha game / I'll refrain from usin all tha skill that i obtain / cuz you've got a lot to lose and i got everything to gain / i'm underage and i got more meat than your local deli / but don't get any ideas of pedophilia from R Kelly / now it's time to whip out a lethal weapon// cuz i got my rocks off on that 'Jenny From Tha Block' / and tha best you could do is hit Missy Elliot from tha back / not now tho, before her diet when she was fat / what you think of that, did i miss tha g-spot before / that doesn't happen cuz i got dem boyz screamin out my name like it was free porn / and if i'm blasted to pieces i will suck it up and just re-form / and still me tha illest emcee while you still just a greenhorn

[EYO]

yo stop playin dis lame game, cause you nothing but a shame
dont let me refraim, i'll just proclaim
da things you cant clame, like dis fame
dats one thing you cannot clame like your name
so dont complain........
i use ma words wisely, i think before i speek, but in dis case, your just sik, i wont let you speak, i'll flick you like a thick,
like a twinalin, you just a pain in da spine, but at least i rhyme,
dis battle was over before it started cause u know you just retarded!!!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-012.gif

[Sportschick155]

Hey alloy/You could be my boy/ But I saw you lookin at this thread/ But you didn't post cuz you know you dead/You saw your bitch give me head/You know I'm ballin/Dissin the fallen/While you keep stallin/I'm the undispute/reputed/Queen of these boards/I fight of the hoards/Single handed/Talk round me all candid/But I know you frontin/I can hear your heart thumpin/Come up in my grill/And you gonna take a spill/Thats why you aint responded/You know I'm bonded and bonafide/thats why you can't hide/You know I am Murder personafied/I'm a thug and a lyracist/Being rock with the realest since 97/We gonna bust shots it be something like eleven/And when we do we aint worried about goin to heaven/Bow down/Respect my crown/Youza a bitch and know it/ And when I speak its not bullpoop/til you ready to fight against my blight..but you won't cuz you a ##### right?

Ps: its called reviving baby

[EYO]

yo to start with dis battle is over, cause you know i aint goin softer, made thing to crazy, so you can see dat u wer born from a hate tree, ur like da trinity, luring ppl to death, but im da siren, warning ppl to see dat your da monster of sea, im like da undercoverbrother, u was like da shedevil dat haunts me, to bad thing went over to crazy, now let me see dat your were fallin in love with me, cause im to slick to flick, 2 hot to kindle.........but i never findle!!!!

[Sportschick155]

alrighty, i came compete my mind is SHUT DOWN for now lol

[EYO]

hey sports......you goood at dis stuff....

[EYO]

if you didnt stop i wuld have quit :D .........but i have more rhyme 2 go.....ima save dem for 2morrow

[Sportschick155]

lol i have to think really hard..when i do this stuff i dont even do this stuff i just did now :shocked:

[EYO]

lol.....your good at it.....i was thinkin u was a pro at dis

[Sportschick155]

takes me so damn long to think of one, give me a few months to think of another lol

[EYO]

yo sports, you nice with words, lik fabolus, u make him holla bak, from all da scrap u started to rap, makes things rhyme, up to da clime like da time you wrote down so may times....
you act like a pro mix thing up as you go, your disses cant be handled its to compled to handle..... so make it clap, and dats a rap:D

[Sportschick155]

haha damn ur good!!!! :laughlong: nice rapping u got going on babii :p

[SBYRD5]

Machine1 thinks he can....he thinks he can...but he's never going to beat me....he's never going to beat me[echo]....

Like Swiss Beats I make money,
I have more on my share to afford the Playboy Bunnies
Who knows after this I might settle down with my #1 honey(Joyti...MHAHA),
I guess it's time to make machine1 look funny...

Your a farmer I'm a rap artist,
You pick cotton from the fields,
While I'm in the club making a 100 mill,
Sipping on bud...you know whatzzzzup.

I'm performing a Rapture on your deformed face,
Now you realize when I do diss I don't hesitate,
I just discrimanate players like you that continue to hate,
Hate on my success rate,

I won this battle straight out the gate,
Your just prey to me mate(pale),
Please...remeber your order to me and place,

I know all the girls spray you with mace,
So I you would come first in The Gay Man Race,

Machine1 take your lameass to 8 mile,
When I hit the mic I don't pass it for a while,
I always make you another victim of my freestyles,

Your down it's over now...
Oh gee wow that sure did last for a while,
EYO...please say game over now...

[EYO]

yo machine you think your "so fresh,and so clean"
but you nothin but a peice of pin
the next kin of lil kim blowin and popin
bopin your head till ders no stopin

your like the green goblin
gobling and shaking
your so sick and lookin green
sucking to much of this thing

you know wut i mean
but its not "peeches and cream"
also dont think dat its nuthing but gin

you think your so hot
well guess wut?/?
your breath is hotter than a mutt
dont start to frutt

cause i aint startin
are you realizin?/?
or you scared of sumtin'
is it me or another thing
cause u startin to shakin
like a chicken cause you know ima be bakin
so start scratching, cause im a plague of all timin
now u better start regognizing

[SBYRD5]

The size of my shoe is almost as big as the size of my wallet,
Machine1 rocking a foot size 7 while I'm 12 an a half,
Guess dissing machine is up for grabs,
You know for lasting so long you should get a tab,

Not fresh or clean,
Machine1 doesn't even know what a shower means,
He runs from the SPEED STICK,
Like deodrant is a terroist from Iraq,
He's as fat as a SHAQ PACK

He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...

Your like Lavender's Ear and I'm Mike Tyson
I'll eat you alive like another meal,
Your reading my post and taking Asprin Pills,
I'm giving you headaches and I'm giving you chills,

Your mentor is R.Kelly Mine is Nelly,
Thats right the only play you get is from little girls,
And your dick to small to even rock there world,
It's so small your considered a girl...

I have the looks of LL,
And your face got you jailed,
And all the guys there consider you..yet..another shemale

Your just like Gary Coleman,
Pretending to be the Newpton's Pharell,
Machine1 at this moment I consider you selled.. :laugh:


Hmm clean your face....and Gossip Folk reply...

[Sportschick155]

lolz, thats tight sbyrd ;)

[EYO]

He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...
i agree with dat..... :D

[Sportschick155]

He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...
i agree with dat..... :D
lol d@m bums dese days

[EYO]

im a bum now sports?/?.......nevemind
"Dissing Machine remix"

yo machine you think your "so fresh,and so clean"
but you nothin but a peice of pin
the next kin of lil kim blowin and popin
bopin your head till ders no stopin
(if ya dont know wut im talkin bout, try finding it out)

your like the "green goblin"
gobling all things and shakin
your so sick and lookin green
and sucking to much of this thing
you know wut i mean
but its not "peaches and cream"


yo you think your so hot
well guess wut?/?
your breath is "hotter than a mutt"
dont start to frutt

cause im a cook, and your a chicken
i'll be fryin you, while you be shaken
if you think your grindin
it will explode if you keep rewindin

im part of a legacy
im also things you cant see
one thing i see you
you always be dissin me
so start hesitatin
cause im comin to your name
and "please stop materbatin"
cause your only a slice of pie
and i got whole gang dat r buckwild

yo i played you like a game
so dont cry when i take your fame
you know why, cause your a shame
and i'll flame you till i proclaim
and dont let me refrian
cause ill kill you in this game......

dis is da remix boi
you fat peice of chicken joy
start a diet cause i know you be always on a "try it"
wen you see food you always say "let me try it"
so dont deny it!!!

[Sportschick155]

Oh so now you steppin up to my level/ But what you don't know is you [censored] with tha devil/ so I gonna let you revel/In your words/Which don't attract heards/You be [censored] wit the same birds/Time and time again/You know that I'm the bane/To your brain/The water to your fire/it don't matter who you hire/I still be breathing/Teething while waiting for you/What you gonna do?/I wait for you on your corner/You know I make you look like a foreigner/The only one that can identify you is the cornoner/When I'm done with you your boys will be mourners/I shine on your street/With the beat/That makes you look like something to eat/Can you feel my heat?/You just a bitch/a thorn in my side/Nigga you can't hide/And on top of that I take yo pride/Like you gon and died/On your tombstone it will read 'at least he tried'/I have you ass owned/Just as asuridly as I am stoned

[SBYRD5]

Yo this rhyme is sounding like the REMIX TO IGNITION,
Machine1 my rhymes have you in a submission,
My rhymes are fresh out the kitchen,
And my disses are "Perfectly Clear" like the dead Richard Nixon.

I have a five finger discount on my blunts,
And you know I'll smoke you like your THE RUNT
Your just another punk,
From the way you rap...language..err you must of flunked,

Your head is bouncing to my Rhymes,
But inside you must be licking limes,
Feeling right foul and sour,
And my disses stay in your mind for like..umm hours,

I'm gifted like AUSTIN POWERS,
And your stuck with the powers of MINI ME,
Remeber fool this topic begin with the rapper...known as me,
Your fooling yourself if you think you can beat SB,

Because sports knows I roll like a gee,
I represent my hometown like I'm from Tennesse,
To the fullest,
And you even know ...hehe I rule at this.

[machine1]

dam u suck sybrd and u still stealing off me thats a dam shame....u lost get it over your thick ass head....triple threat time.......

beatin u everytime in a free style battle is my task
u so ugly people tell ya halloweens over, take off the mask!
when u start freestylini put on the barrier
sbyrd and eyo nothin but some playgirl magazine carriers!
all i gotta do is give u2 one letter
and y'all know that im better
i already got hallie berry
sbyrd couldnt get her his face is to scary!
yo man im brighter than light
when u see sbyrd beatin off u know that aint right!
eyo u suck im so good when im rappin
i just gave u the clappin
im beating both of u so bad now y'all annoyed
take a look in ya pants y'all got chancroid!

u can try to bea cop and gimme the cuff
then im gongive ya'll a snuff
y'all favorite thing to eat is a cucumber
u go to dudes and ask em for their numbers!
sbyrd i told u that u gay
when it comes to rap nigga i dont play
beatin ur assis somethin i do daily
ur rkelly cause u raped em's daughter haily
sbyrd beat me..... aw made u look
everyone knows eyo and sbryd shook
u cant take the win cause is already been took!

[machine1]

im gon tell ya a secret
sbyrd a woman he got a menstrual case
you need to wear a paper bag cause u got an uglyface!
yo eyo u got some terrible mentation
your the reason ja rule named his cd the last temptation!
u need to stop all this dam drama
i must of put sbryd through a lotta trauma
eyo u must be a fisher causei saw u in a trawler
dont mess wit me cause man im a baller

me and my rhymes got it made
sbryd didnt post last time cause hes afraid
im the one here wit ability
y'all the one here wit debility
what u wanna say now
us still wanna win the question's how?triple playbackkkkk!

nigga ya need to understand mac1 is serious
and if y'all think u can beat me ur delirious
u never know wat im a say cause im mysterious
if i were u man i would just quit
im like gucci galore u cant touch it!
dont u know machine1 has never losed
thats why u keep comin here gettin abused
when it comes to losin
u know im refusin
when i say im gon win its a guarrenty
u think u can beat me ur a dumb ass apparently!
u cant come to my party u aint a guest
theres 1 explanation for your no talent, your from the west!
im wit 50 and the g g g g g g gunit!
and when i rap im g g g g g g g good at it!
u aint nothin more than a gimp
shot u wit rhmes now u walkin wit a limp
2 wors to describe me its "a leader"
2 wors to describe sbyrd its a "breast feeder!
sbyrd ur n easy lock cause i got the key
look at your face u got H.I.V.!

ggggggggg gunit!
ggggggggg g unit!
gggggg unit!

[EYO]

uhh..... dat was wak.....
u use big words like u know em like faq
it dont even go with da rest of da rap
u fag u cant even rap
makes you look like a handy cap

ma flows nastier dan your hoes
she even came down with a cold cause of my nasty blows
she thought you wer a desease
da nastiest thing dat needs to cease
but i culd stop dat with extra ease
cause ill just burn you with your own grease

your slippy, your slimmy, you cant get up
most things you do r just fuuuukkked....... up

yur a nasty bitch and a real itch
a rash, with no cash, dat only be gettin bashed

on your head you thinkin dat u want to leave dis thread
cause you got fed up with ma words full of threat

now im done to see you run......

your a g g g g g g g g g g gay matha sicka
so stop stuturing u need a tuturing

[machine1]

eyo your 100 times worse than sbryd is..... dont bother to reply again... dam just no one can touch me me here.... i must find a worthy challenger

[EYO]

eyo your 100 times worse than sbryd is..... dont bother to reply again... dam just no one can touch me me here.... i must find a worthy challenger
is machine out of words 2 rhyme?/?........or he just tryin 2 find a website full of freestyle lyrics?/?

[machine1]

eyo your 100 times worse than sbryd is..... dont bother to reply again... dam just no one can touch me me here.... i must find a worthy challenger
is machine out of words 2 rhyme?/?........or he just tryin 2 find a website full of freestyle lyrics?/?
eyo....
you suck!!!!

u suck!!!
u are terrible

u are one of the worst ones here!
dont try to start somethin u cant finish
evry post i made i dominated

if sbryd couldnt win what makes u think ucan
besides me sbyrd is the best one here
so dont mess wit the best u f***** fool

nigga im tired of the bull$h!t
they call me mac shizzle
and that is 4 shizzle
nigga u f***** suck
u aint gotno luck
u ain got no chance
ucouldnt even beat nsync's lance
u worse than lil bow wow
u did a girl with ur smalldick?...how

nigga go take on someone u can handle
i beat u up like u were nothin
nigga u a god dam fake
u must be a fat f*** cause u always eat cake
take what u take
if u cant handle no more leave
nigga u cant even f***** breath
machne1 rulez this game
nigga learn my name
f*** y'all

[Sportschick155]

Finally peeps on tha board reply-to-this-thread /
instead of SAYIN you rap, try-this-instead /
battle emcees on tha muchvibe-board /
is like hittin tha tiny lil' lunchline-whore /
it's too easy, dogg you know he's too sleazy /
i been readin all your rhymes and damn they too cheesy /
so keep hittin up this forum with freestyles and rhymes /
and i'll hit u back with another verse and sum lines /

[EYO]

lol,......machine dat was da wakest i ever red
from this thread, now ima talk about ure game
cause its lame, and its really a shame, so quit while your ahead, also stop giving head its sick.......u discrace to all male race.......ur face its full of haze, it looks like a maze, i see dumps and lumps, they look like cators from da moon and da sun.......now ure hair its like winter der just fluff it youll snow look alike fall down, u can even make a snow man out of it... fareal ...u even cause eclipse wen you take down your pants...it gets dark cause no one wants 2 see dat

and machine u think cause u spanish u da best ure just wak like al da rest of your ESSE....well guess wut im spanish to....but im straight up flip(filipino) born n raised in da hood...

[machine1]

nigga shut the hell up u are whack
stop smokin all that crack

[EYO]

u waker dan a quac dont come back u crak

[Sportschick155]

its kinda sad the way u 2 diss eachother..

[machine1]

u waker dan a quac dont come back u crak
wtf.. u basically said what i said dumb f***eevryone gotta steal my $h!t

[Sportschick155]

To who it applies, the first one who tries, is the first one who dies, be wise, dont look into my eyes, or you just might ignight, or incite, a want for me to fight, out only at night, allergic to light, like a vampire, blood is my desier, thats why i make a livin doin murder for hire.

[Strider42]

sup y'all

I got a message from machine
This is for you byrd

I be doin sbyrds mom i get horny
i keep beatin him
cause his rhymes are corny.. lol

[machine1]

sup y'all

I got a message from machine
This is for you byrd

I be doin sbyrds mom i get horny
i keep beatin him
cause his rhymes are corny.. lol
yo.. u were supposed to keep that on the down low..lol

[Sportschick155]

sup y'all

I got a message from machine
This is for you byrd

I be doin sbyrds mom i get horny
i keep beatin him
cause his rhymes are corny.. lol
Dirrty..

[SBYRD5]

Machine1...you dissed my mom.. alright...

EYO I'm a nice guy stay out of my battle with Machine1.... I might flame you next time man... :(

Machine1 can't afford gucci,
And he never gets any woman nookie,
I'm the best byrd that buys his sushi,
And Machine1...is still ranked a n.o.o.b...no a no name rookie,

As far as the BYRD being shook,
Last time I checked I had you tooked,
Coming in her calling a triple play,
Guess rhyming against me to you is like almost like getting laided,

Someone like you must beat his meat,
And Rhyming against me,
On Friday not outside the crib trying to party,
And to be serious your game seriousily reaks,

You can't spell simple words,
And now I know your to damn dumb to be a nerd,
What's wrong you can't use spaces in your lamesass words,
Hell you got Strider a perv to send your stolen words,

Before I had my rapping game on lagg,
Now my lyrics are going to stomp a mud hole far up your ass,
My resources will be a 12 an a half.

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Double play F.U.C.K.E.R.

I'm going to bring the pain like DMX
I don't need a messanger like Strider or MasterX,
To tell that machine1 will forever be rated NEVER NEXT,

When it comes to being real,
I'm as serious as they come,
Your just some nameless bum,
That dressed himself from a trash ben of the slums,

Your like a Pigeon
Don't ever do the bird call,
When they say what happned to that boy,
There talking about machine1 being blasted,
By his boyfriend Troy,

Someone told me you look like a duck,
At any rate your just some shemale,
Raining on my parade,
You just another fool that is to dirty for CASCADE

You think your a pimp,
And yet your ass is shaped like a shrimp,
I shot you 9 times like 50....but you still switch
Like some ghetto bitch,

Your the gorrilla in G-Unit,
Your the fear of haloween,
And your the homosexual queen,....


Man go wear a mask....I might want to enjoy my springbreak. :crazy:

[MasterX05]

Machine give me yo email I got your song

[EYO]

naw dont think i wont hit ya cause im populaaa
gat a p 90 rule gatta popit chaaaa
cut ya slippin im give ya wut i got for yaaaa
ma clip loaded wit sixteen shots for yaaa

u never had hot gun on your waist and blood on yo shoe
cause a nigga wuldnt said da wrong $h!T to you
homie u aint been tru wut ive been tru
you not like me im not like you

im like im animal with it wen i spit itz crazy
god sending me portholes and niggas dat plays me
one shot is not enough unit atleast use an uzi to move me
after four bottles of chris i start feeling wuzzy

i write ma life, u write wut u see in gangsta movies....
im gangsta to da core nigga..... you cant move me
i find ma space at da top, i got dis rap $h!T on lock
i never herd of you, you herd of me, i murder you
bullets shell at your convertible ha!!.... im murdering you
this is war you scared of me....gettin you shook like ur fredies cook

[machine1]

masterx delete your dam inbox god dam ur pissin me off its full! :angryfire: sbyrd its still not enough here i go again! yo

i like to ride in my hummer
i ride it all the time in the summer
ill beat your ass in the winters
your body will be full of splinters
i can shine in the spring
you'll be blinded by my bling
dont f*** wit mac1 cause im the king
you say u better than me u just tryin to stall
you'll be bustin your ass in winter everytime u fall
i was born to be smart
u was born as a retart
u already ready lost just tell the truth
i'll be swingin bats at ya as if i was babe ruth
you lost, all u can do now is take it
do urself a favor, dont look in the mirror cause u will break it
sbyrd got alot in common wit a dike
people mapy him money to stop rappin on the mic
take a look in ya pants u got chancroids
ill beat ya ass like mike tyson and i aint on steroids
you be day dreamin like u were on dbz
u aint that strong u got h.i.v.

[machine1]

u suck in everything more than the knicks
u be at the corner suckin guyz dicks
im such a playa i get all the chick
im so gangsta, i used to live right next to the bricks ( newark, nj)
umust be the real lil kim cause u know the answer to the question "how many licks"
sbyrd u have run out of time
all u can do now is be my partner in crime
when ever i come through u get the warning- caution
your parents dont want u thats why they signed u up for an auction
u say your thebird man then go get your birds
and eyo your just mad cause u cant beat my words
all the $h!t i say is unheard
eyo u suck dam much retart
u dont have the passion cause i ripped out your heart
eyo, im not racist but u must be whitet than rice
u just another fake rapper like vanilla ice
eyo u cant beat me thats why u ask for advice
eyo is an embarassment to the rap game
sbryd cant do nothin but wish i never came
both of y'all be figtin like girls yall must be cammy
the only award yall can win is the stupid ass rapper grammy
y'all on the wrong side of the map
y'all fakes cant rap
y'all must of came outta my ass cause y'all a piece of crap
eyo and sbyrd let that burn in ya chest
y'all niggas know im the best


holla

[EYO]

i aint no trix....... im a flip u motha fuker...... get dat dam thing in yo head "ESSE"

[machine1]

i aint no trix....... im a flip u motha fuker...... get dat dam thing in yo head "ESSE"
"esse"? what are u f***ing mexican.. lmao

[Roll's Friend]

Umm Machine1 you do know SBYRD5 was banned sometime ago so post you replied with he never saw them...thats why he never replied...nasty rhymes though... I bet he would be afraid if he could read the forum... ;)

Sports... why did it bother you to see SBYRD5 and Machine1 battle each other.... you dissed Roll the same why correct?

[machine1]

sbyrd banned? oh well i beat him anyway

[Sportschick155]

i always diss roll tho :laughlong:

[EYO]

damn..didnt i just told u im a flip (filipino mixed german.....) u just cant get straight to ur head man.........

[dontmesswitme]

>> man i've been here for 7 months,
and when i came back i saw a bunch of grunts.
some ppl think they can rap like shady,
but when they start rapping they just talk like babies.
yo machine1, ya we all know your the one.
okay, okay, i'll stay out of yo battle.
coz sbyrd5 is getting hot as the kettle.

i dont wanna rap and feel like a rapper,
i'm just making fun of you ppl.
w//o writing my rap on a damn piece of paper.
but some of this peepz are just trying hard..
without knowing that they're getting an F on their card.
back off, get away, and make your move.
coz here is the man who can do such grooves.
men i'm just kiddin, wait a minute..sumthin is missin.
i forgot, i gotta go and continue you swimming.
it's summer and some chiks on the beach.
okay fine, i will leave coz i dont wanna stay with you bitch <<



man, just joking. i know i dont know how to rap. :alien: but i'm just macking you guys. hahahhahah

[PSYCHO]

i read sum of those rhymz and i have to say machine1 RuleZ

*aplauds* *aplauds* :)

[Roll's Friend]

Oh Machine1 SBYRD5 told me to send you a message.....

"Machine1 I guess you won this battle because I was banned....that is the only way you could win....by default....So you can't beat me...nor can you beat my nutts....holla....

P.S....I can be a player online...I'll whoop your ass and make you feel special at the sametime....peace..

You know you killed SBYRD5 on those last lines machine1,but he couldn't respond to any of that..damn shame...man he had you a little bit in there though......well since he can't respond...and he is my friend I guess I have to handle you machine1.......Can't let it end like that....


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Here Comes A New Challenger!!!

Alright this is RF....yo,yo,yo

Ububu aint Fubu(For Us By Us clothing),
Pucci Nalore aint Gucci Galore,
Machine1 if you keep dressing fake,
The kids that diss you at school will never give you a break,

Ohh don't think I'm going to hesitate,
And make the same mistakes as SBYRD..that he will have to pay for tell this date,
I'm going to hang you up like drapts,
I'm going to fix your ape like face,

Look at you,
Thought it was over,
Thought you could take a break,
Look at your latest rhymes nothing,but mistakes,

Yea, I know Noobs like me shouldn't battle,
But my rhymes come as heavy as my mom's paddle,

Yo, you went to a Fabulous Concert at school,
Funny, How Fabulous rolls in chrome,and he keeps his game clean it's never in a reck,
All machine1 has to show is that dirty ring around his neck,and some food stamp checks....

Like Dave Chapelle I'm a comedian,
I'm here to entertain my people,
Machine1 is just some crippled Plebian,
Thinking that he's a CRIP when his rhymes show that he's paper white....

I got Hypnotic to wet my tongue,
I'm feeling drunk but I think if I do this game to a T I'll have it won.....I'm done....now spit something at me...not....so....Quiet One... :eh:

[Neo_genic]

Step back cause i'm a homy wannabe and i talk like i'm king sh|t but i aint, so you better go back and finish of your masterb8. Yeah yeah man.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, yeah

[Roll's Friend]

Man,SHUT THE @#$!$!$!@#$ UP...on a serious note...not bad. :D

[Roll's Friend]

Oh Machine1 SBYRD5 told me to send you a message.....

"Machine1 I guess you won this battle because I was banned....that is the only way you could win....by default....So you can't beat me...nor can you beat my nutts....holla....

P.S....I can be a player online...I'll whoop your ass and make you feel special at the sametime....peace..

You know you killed SBYRD5 on those last lines machine1,but he couldn't respond to any of that..damn shame...man he had you a little bit in there though......well since he can't respond...and he is my friend I guess I have to handle you machine1.......Can't let it end like that....


------------------------------------------------------------
Here Comes A New Challenger!!!

Alright this is RF....yo,yo,yo

Ububu aint Fubu(For Us By Us clothing),
Pucci Nalore aint Gucci Galore,
Machine1 if you keep dressing fake,
The kids that diss you at school will never give you a break,

Ohh don't think I'm going to hesitate,
And make the same mistakes as SBYRD..that he will have to pay for tell this date,
I'm going to hang you up like drapts,
I'm going to fix your ape like face,

Look at you,
Thought it was over,
Thought you could take a break,
Look at your latest rhymes nothing,but mistakes,

Yea, I know Noobs like me shouldn't battle,
But my rhymes come as heavy as my mom's paddle,

Yo, you went to a Fabulous Concert at school,
Funny, How Fabulous rolls in chrome,and he keeps his game clean it's never in a reck,
All machine1 has to show is that dirty ring around his neck,and some food stamp checks....

Like Dave Chapelle I'm a comedian,
I'm here to entertain my people,
Machine1 is just some crippled Plebian,
Thinking that he's a CRIP when his rhymes show that he's paper white....

I got Hypnotic to wet my tongue,
I'm feeling drunk but I think if I do this game to a T I'll have it won.....I'm done....now spit something at me...not....so....Quiet One... :eh:
I guess I'm the best sense Machine nor SBYRD5 responded to this thread...actually I think Machine1 sucks...but SBYRD5 started to get boring at the end...he just keep saying how lame machine1 was...

I mean anyone could see Machine1 was a tight nutted bitch,but whatever....

I'm the true king of this thread.....

I run this now just how I run machine's mom.... :laughlong:

[Neo_genic]

Heres another one cause I know you love em'

step back cause I'm hot rockin this forum,
lyrical rymes, steppin in time... (Ummmm) ! Niggers
yeah man holding a peice, blueberry pie i think,
be back in a while, mom wants me to clear the sink,
yo yo yo
diablo, could think of something that rymeso
so I make it up oh,
Gonna be big star and all, drive in big cars and chicks
you dont really wanna mess with my roster cause he's a Dick
yeah

I may not be from the block but guess what
i dont care, stylin hair and staying fair,
fair to the game that i like to play,
monopoly i think It's called?
So you better not mess with me or you'l land on my hotel
dizzy spell... cause I'm talking to fast
gotta sit down take a relax or sumptin
spittin word is all slured and I better make it better,
before the person in front of me thinks it's a change in the weather.

I get hard Knox man. no allowance better mow the lawn,
so I can get me five bucks to pay for cheep porn!

yeah... cheep porn...cheep *scratch* cheep *Sratch* cheep *scratch* porn.

Stick that in your blunt and smoke it :buttrock: :laughlong:

[machine1]

o wtf u say rolls friend. ur the bitch. first of all u suck dumb ass. and dont ever run up on me like that or ill #### u up. u aint #### bitch. look what u don started fag. thats it time to settle this. oh and sbyrd where ever u are this is for u...



hey yo check it....

u see i was born and raised to be the best
i from the east not the west
u think u got skill
bitch u make me wanna kill
u aint ####
dumb ass mother f***er u just got hit
shoot your in the leg 8 or 9 times
ima show u wtf i can do with my rhymes
u just anothr sorry ass that i beat before
when im done wit u ur ass will be no more
u see how old are u
your rhymes aint nothin new
im the legend in makin but u got no clue
bitch are u man or woman i dont even know
but i knew from the beginning that u was a ho


im tired of bitches like u who cant rap
u fat ass bitch give me 1 lap
matter fact give me 10
u wanna win but bitch when
]your time aint now
i got your stupid ass in shock like wow
u see u made me angry
u made me mad
when im done with ur sorry ass u'll be sad
bitch u should be glad
that u learning from me
dumb ass got no eyes cause u cnnot see

bitch i beat people like u with 1 bar
u whacku be acting like nas callin ya self escabar
bitch now what
u my slut
suck my nut
im done
time for me to get my gun
bitch u my son
obey your father
wanna come back dont even bother
its ova(over
u whacker then jayz u call urself hova
heh bitch i ate u alive
dont f*** wit me im too hot on the street
now i got your as in defeat
i hoped u learned a lesson
so mother f***er stop messin
i aint playin
u know what im sayin


u said i think im a cripbitch shut up b4 i pop u in the lip
iaint never gon slip
u owe me a tip
now what go to hell
someone ring the bell
this bitch is hurt
screw this u just a piece of dirt

[machine1]

o hell no i still aint done
this bitch wanna run
see bitch i know u want me dead
and i know your girl wants to see my bed
i just want her and her sister
get them together thats a beautiful picture
im gonna keep on going
u go to guyz u gon keep on blowin
u caLL yourself good
bitch u wish u were


too much fury inside
i try to let it hide
then a bitch like u comes along the side
u a stupid ass bitch like bonnie and clyde
heh u want blood ill show u blood
ill slice u and make u flood
yeah faGS WANNA GET ON MY CASE
tILL i spit my flow and broke their face
looks like i done it to your sorry ass
go back to school and go to class
u a dumb mother ######
i been paitiently waitin
just causeu cant win u gotta be hatin


dont f*** with a future member of desert storm
u going to hell where the weathers more than warm
u cant rap u dot even got a good form
this isnt even serious
have yo ass delirious

im not even rappin at my highest rate
i dont need to do my best cause u f***in suck
im rappin the way i was when i was 8 and now bitch u losin i bet u feel like a sorry ass now

uaint ready for my best
f*** u u just died like the rest

[$tony$]

yo that was mad hot i really do ryhmes but i cant free style off of a oppnet

[machine1]

roll friends wtf go get a name
im not even trying hard this is just game
ibeat people likeu day and night
f*** this bitch lets just fight
wanna start some ####, now i might
i own this topic bitch u know im right
u need to leave and pretend this didnt happen
u suck so much u need to stop rappin
u a ##### u just be gettin bitch slappin
go try somethin thatu can actually do better
u say u own this ...haha.. what ever
i got more skillz than u..im too clever
go back to your gay club
go ahead and give a guy a rub
go ahead and take him to ur tub
do what u like to do.. drop the soap
u never stood a chance bitch just give up hope
u aint $h!t ill have yo ass hangin from a rope
have yo ass dead before u see the light
im big u small u wont reach my height
dam im too good for u
u like lil kim u need to fix your nose
this is my world what ever i say goes


what u gonna do
u wish u knew
theres no solution
stop rappin asshole ur causin pollution
this aint even fun
im playin wit a guy whos done
u should just leave this forum
the people hate u.. u know u bore em
lets end this
open up your mouth so i can take a piss
bitch your garbage
dont f*** wit a guy whos like carnage
now u lost........bitch
u just payed the cost....bitch
so get off my dick... bitch
i gave u the kick.... bitch





now what.... lets just leave this alone if u know whats good for u.... let me remind u who started this roll's friend.. u made the comments about me.. now u suffer and pay the price.. lets be honest a low life fake like u could never beat me...im not even tryin hard... im just typin any #### and im kain 100 times better lyrics than u... end this... come back again bitch ...and get burned more

[B-RAD]

Yo lemme chop this nigga up
He sold me dis bland weed dat suked
I shot dat nigga in tha face
When the cops came I was gone, not a trace

I hid in the woods, snorted some coke
Then I laughed at dat niggas poopty dope
Suddenly, tha cops came and started shootin
I stood up and wuz like "Ill challenge you to a game of hoopin"

[machine1]

o god not another sorry ass

[B-RAD]

Go B-Rad..Go B...Go Rad....Go B-RAaaaaadddddddd

yo... yo... yo... yo...

I's a crazy muthaflipa wearing scooby doo pajamas
meticulously slicin perfect pieces of bananas
cut off my finger and i yell OOOPS!
watch it fall into my bowl of fruit loops
start to get LOUD screaming ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS!
running down the streets chasin chicks in daisy dukes

drama is trauma
when i start cuttin up your momma
throw her bloody body in the sauna
with some hungryass pirhanna

chill and watch it eat
bitin big holes in her feet
with a videocamera
watch it swimmin'- in and out of cheek

see? i enjoy every second of my insanity...
since the doc said "IT's a BOY!
-a danger to humanity
a homicidal rampage that you can't avoid...
hundred billion bucks in bombs can't destroy this entity

punkass bitches try to try me
flipin cock-a-roaches try to try me too!
so no one eva' told em just to let me be
they turn and run when i snap and yell obscenities
chasin em down,
stabbin em with the knife my girlfriend gave to me
machismo muthaflipas start to beg so cowardly

so by now it's evident
you've seen all of the evidence
maybe now u'll understand
i'm the real life Son of Sam
(No sensitive tea drinkin man)

wut!

I give the the devil nightmares.
The answer to all of Saddam Huessein's prayers.

Distant cousins with Charles Manson.
i'm the Godfather's Godson.

On a good day, I'll wait a while
i'll face the prey and smile

shake hands
make peace,
walk on home
after i speak my piece

but u better believe, tonight, when u lay your head
i'll send a couple niggaz down to wake you outta bed

shake u around
smack u around
and beat u

run a train on your girl
cut u up
and eat u

No duh, i'm ill. Thought was clear.
Dont offer to help me.
I swallow pills with beer.
and even if u pay the bill
I'll still go down like Jack and Jill
and continue to rage all in the name of Queenkill

word.

*crosses arms*

[machine1]

um im not being racist but umm... are u white?

[machine1]

not another vanilla ice
u whiter than rice
i dont wanna urt u so ima be nice
let me give u some advice
just walk away
you'll just lose if u choose to stay
havent u read every page i posted on this topic
i aint got no flaws
u tryin to rap? that aint right.. *pause*
now look
everyone in this got shook
i stole everyone they all been took
get out my way before i throwa hook
after that ill throw a jab
when im done wit ur ass ullbe in rehab

listen up...im done this so much
when it comes to this no one can go touch....me
you just a vanilla ice wanna-be
no one could beat me.. why the hell would u try
everyone burnt in hell now its ur turn to die
listen up...u got no skillz
whats the matter?.. have u been takin to many pillz
still rollin on them wheelz?
u still in rehab?
listenup nigga i roll wit fab(fabolous)
u a sorry ass rapper aint got nothin

u sayin $h!t that dont make sense
whenever i come through the topic is intense
now listen up/... u cannot win
u aint no one that i aint beat before
u so stupid u shouldnt come back 4 more
i always win every dam war
go back to trailer

u suxk so much i got yo face lookin pailer..

haha......
GGGGGGG g-unit!!!
dont bother to attempt again
u cant win

[B-RAD]

I may be a white boyee trin to rap
but I got better chances to make it crap
and still sell dis mad records like a crap out of my ass.
I'm not a Vannilla Ice wannabe
I'm more of an Eminem wannabe yo yo
werd for shizzle hizzle
I aint wasting my time to read yo crap trying to rap
no no no
I don't want to lose those minutes of my life
So don't lie to yoself and take a shower to get rid of those lice
This thread be a freestyle werd up yo
So stick that up y0 ass
Check it Check it
If dem bitchez run round again,
I'll pop a cap right into they head.
The nigga won't see it comin`,
my chops got busted in the side of the new millenium.
Check da mic,
cause if your #### is green,
your corn flakes are really mean.
If da soda is forboda,
let da niggaz take your Corolla.
If you got a Corolla,
then git that honkey bitch ass out.

[B-RAD]

I'm here to make things right
Not to start a fight
I'll be doing it all night
With all of my might

[DX Zero]

:lol: good #### :D

[machine1]

:lol: good #### :D
this is very funny yes.....

b-rad........ :lol: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laugh:

[Roll's Friend]

Machine1....that name B-Rad.....it's from the movie...<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>MALIBU'S MOST WANTED</span>

LOL WHITE CONGE!!!!!!

[streetpower$$]

waaw im shockt :crazy: :shocked:

i have to give it to u.....u Rule dude :eek:

[machine1]

Machine1....that name B-Rad.....it's from the movie...<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>MALIBU'S MOST WANTED</span>

LOL WHITE CONGE!!!!!!
yes i f***in know that