View Full Version : The shaq attack
SolidSnake76
07-05-2003, 08:59 PM
while in the university of lakers, brillant minds worked together to create an equation of scientific proportion. brillant minds such as dr. dre, dr jeckell, and mr ryhmes created a nuclear game play with nuclear and atomic proportions of great and mass destruction on the field. being lead by proffesor shaq, this amazing game play was called the shaq attack and this weapon of mass destruction was unleased on the plains of this mystical and dangerous place called L.A. the weapon proved to be more than dangerous, as no being, not even the great god jordan, could withstand its power. the shaq attack was overcomed by a man of the name kobe. 'kobe' withstood the shaq attack and survived. to this day, he is praised as a true hero. even by the great jordan, who endorsed all his powers and will into kobe. but in the fires of his shoes, shaq still rages on...........
Xicer
07-05-2003, 10:25 PM
Thats becuz Shaq is a fuken beast!!!
Beast Mode!
pip99
07-06-2003, 02:48 AM
i though that said...shag........meh u gion on about shaj oneil.........ive heard that name b4. Even thought ive never watched B ball in my life...well not propely
chicken_wing
07-06-2003, 07:31 AM
lol shag :laughlong:
i dont like kobe he a wnna b mj =/ and shaq loves his crunch 0o and shaq is a dam gaint :shocked:
lol shag :laughlong:
i dont like kobe he a wnna b mj =/ and shaq loves his crunch 0o and shaq is a dam gaint :shocked:
Speak enlish man, i didnt understand a word you said.
Fried_Ricer
07-06-2003, 10:42 AM
lol shag :laughlong:
i dont like kobe he a wnna b mj =/ and shaq loves his crunch 0o and shaq is a dam gaint :shocked:
lol,shaq does lov his crunch,but i'm glad that they anceled thos dumb crunch/shaq commercias,lol.
marvel911
07-06-2003, 11:02 AM
Jeez..Shaq is still around...
chicken_wing
07-06-2003, 11:53 AM
they canceld those crunch commercials wit shaq yay! :laugh:
and shaq voice is scary
Fried_Ricer
07-06-2003, 03:17 PM
I know y would u use scary voice to advertise a crunch commercial,and he needs to stop saying " can u dig it" aftr everything he says :angry:
marvel911
07-07-2003, 11:38 AM
[color=red:post_uid3]Have you seen for the caramel Crunch..(or some candy bar)Where him and his homeless friend argue over how to say the word Caramel...Man, what a waste of time that thing was..[/color:post_uid3]
blanka09
07-07-2003, 11:55 AM
while in the university of lakers, brillant minds worked together to create an equation of scientific proportion. brillant minds such as dr. dre, dr jeckell, and mr ryhmes created a nuclear game play with nuclear and atomic proportions of great and mass destruction on the field. being lead by proffesor shaq, this amazing game play was called the shaq attack and this weapon of mass destruction was unleased on the plains of this mystical and dangerous place called L.A. the weapon proved to be more than dangerous, as no being, not even the great god jordan, could withstand its power. the shaq attack was overcomed by a man of the name kobe. 'kobe' withstood the shaq attack and survived. to this day, he is praised as a true hero. even by the great jordan, who endorsed all his powers and will into kobe. but in the fires of his shoes, shaq still rages on...........
Repect man....much respect!! :biggrin:
Although Kobe is still 24.. but the arguement is If Kobe leaves the big daddy, can he do it on his own?
Edited By blanka09 on July 07 2003 at 14:55
Fried_Ricer
07-07-2003, 12:04 PM
Even thoughKobe was arrested 4 sexual arrasment
Havoc919
07-07-2003, 01:44 PM
yep, that was messed up, what Kobe did, u know he did it cuz he turned himself in, now why would u turn urself in if u didnt do it.
machine1
07-08-2003, 09:49 AM
i heard kobe got arrested but i didnt know what for. sexual harassament?.... but why would he even try another woman.. hes got a wife and a baby
TarkanX
07-08-2003, 02:12 PM
My voice is deeper than Shaq, so that must mean mines is so scary, that everyone will run in fright...
Yeah, Kobe got arrested for "supposedly"(quote the word you assholes) sexually assulting a woman, it's probably because she wants money from Kobe, I hate when dumb broads sew sports players for "sexually assulting". You know they want the money.
Jordan can punk Shaq Snake, what are you talking about, when both players were at their prime, Jordan straight up owned Shaq, look at the 1996 Eastern Conference Playoffs between Chicago and Orlando.
Kobe isn't better than Jordan, at least not right now. Jordan can lead his team to a championship, even without Pippen and Rodman(but that'll be a VERY hard task, especially against the west). Kobe couldn't do that, infact, the Lakers were 11-19 before Shaq came back(but some of it should be blamed on the Lakers squad).
But anyways, the team revolves around Shaq. If Shaq is fit, and playing at his fullest, they'll win, but if he's playing like he doesnt give a damn(Game 6, 2003 playoffs, Lakers vs Spurs), then they'll lose. Even with Kobe's hot hand.
Kobe will never be what Jordan was unless he can single handedly(or with little help) carry a team to the championship, and win it. Shaq almost did that in 1998, Jordan did that in 1991, Olajuwon in 1994, Magic and Bird did that in the 80's.
Lightbringer
07-09-2003, 07:15 AM
how about the rookie in the Knights, I forgot his name, but in here, people keep calling him the heir of Jordan lol
The Judge
07-09-2003, 09:07 AM
to me the whole damn team are ball hougs. that is why they lost no team work. that damn koby :angryfire: shaq should kick his ass
SBYRD5
07-10-2003, 08:16 AM
Thats becuz Shaq is a fuken beast!!!
Beast Mode!
True that a matter of a fact the most truthful thing I've heard in a hot minute....yep... :p
coolplayer2K2
07-10-2003, 08:20 AM
i though that said...shag........
me too man i thought that said the shag attack and i thought it was a xmvssf attack anyway shaqs only good at dunking which suks so kobey briant is much better
TarkanX
07-10-2003, 10:17 AM
Kobe isn't better, why do you think they lost against the Spurs? If Shaq got more touches, they would've won, but Kobe had a huge ego, and took 40 shot attempts, thats not winning, the losing, and he then cries about it, come on....
Now with Gary Payton coming, this is a good idea for the Lakers, which might shut Kobe up, and give him less touches, he is a true veteran, and one of the most skilled point guards in NBA history.
SolidSnake76
07-10-2003, 10:21 AM
why does everyone have to kill my jokes? the project x constitution was funny but now this is just murder.
gimme a good reason why i shouldnt lock this.
TarkanX
07-10-2003, 10:34 AM
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SolidSnake76
07-10-2003, 11:15 AM
:shocked:
ok, thats good enough.
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