A theory

[jakelynch21]

ok,why girls are evil.


money times time=girls.
But money times money=time
So money times money=girls
but money and time is evil.
So we can rewrite the theory girls=evil. :laughlong:



Edited By jakelynch21 on Nov. 29 2003 at 19:13

[ledmonkey]

mrf....Ive seen that b4...It makes perfect sense.

[Mr. Big]

well there are lots of reason.

remember MJCS: Make-up, jewely, clothes and shoes(good lord, the shoes)

avoid most girls from the project, or dont get on thier bad side, the project bitch side.

on thier period(seems like most of the time). just dont do anything, same thing like project girls(good lord, if they on thier period, the world! think about the world in danger!).

and they got a mouth too. clam them down before they bust a lip and hurt sum1.

and to learn more, watch girlfriends, the world must revolve around tony childs.

[jakelynch21]

mrf....Ive seen that b4...It makes perfect sense.
meh,here is another theory

a woman is about to have triplets.A robbery takes place and shes shot 3 times,but she survives.

1st child comes on,she says "Ma,i was peeing and a bullet came out!"
She says"Ill tell you the story later"
2nd girl comes in and shes says"MA!I WAS PEEING AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
She said"Ill tell ya the story later"
3rd kid comes in,and mom says"Lemme guess.You were peeing and a bullet came out?"
The boy says"No,i was Wanking and i shot the dog"

Get it,perfect? :laughlong:

[Elena]

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[jakelynch21]

Yet another.


When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. :laughlong:

[blossom]

umm what are you guys, like five years old? ???

[Elena]

ok,why girls are evil.


money times time=girls.
But money times money=time
So money times money=girls
but money and time is evil.
So we can rewrite the theory girls=evil. :laughlong:
First of all it makes no sense money times money does not make time to get the money you have to work...which takes up time so you won't have any.
And how can you have two answers for money times money. Also if money is evil then y do you use it...are you evil...and if time is evil then you should of stayed a baby. Also as time goes on you are suppose to get wiser...that must evil also.
And if girls are evil because of money and time then everyone is evil...because we all want money...and don't f***ing lie.

[jakelynch21]

umm what are you guys, like five years old? ???
lol,its random insanity,cant you people take a joke? ???

[Elena]

umm what are you guys, like five years old? ???
lol,its random insanity,cant you people take a joke? ???
How do you know what she said wasn't a joke? The real question is: Can you take a joke?
Edit: By the way a Theory has to consist of facts...all girls are not like that.



Edited By Elena on Nov. 29 2003 at 19:53

[HELLOTHERE]

Im not going to insult girls in any way because I respect every single person even if some get on my nerves

[jakelynch21]

umm what are you guys, like five years old? ???
lol,its random insanity,cant you people take a joke? ???
How do you know what she said wasn't a joke? The real question is: Can you take a joke?
But why wouldnt i just say its not a joke,because it kinda is funny. Besides,lets just say you have money.
Money times money=girls,and time=money right? But if you multiply money x times,it equals girls.-_-" But if you have to have that much time with money,thats assuming time and money are evil. Im just saying a joke,jesus. ??? ??? :alien:

[Elena]

Yet another.


When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. :laughlong:
What are these retarded things? buttered toast lands on the buttered side because it's heavier is like you leave sugared water alone for a while the sugar will drop to the bottom. and if you put buttered toast on top of a cat it wouldn't do anything...except maybe try and take it off it's back...which would make it die because it would be messing with the toast...poor kitty.

[jakelynch21]

lol,im finding these. i dont make them up,i dont know any person who could.=/

[Elena]

lol,im finding these. i dont make them up,i dont know any person who could.=/
well, can you try and find something that is ACTUALLY FUNNY because these so called jokes are not funny.

[jakelynch21]

lol,im finding these. i dont make them up,i dont know any person who could.=/
well, can you try and find something that is ACTUALLY FUNNY because these so called jokes are not funny.
lol,i was thinking of that.

Right here (http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2 view.cfm?page id=66051)

Replace the %20 with a

This is more scary of funny.-_-

[Elena]

What the hell? I wasn't even looking at i. I just clicked on it then all of a sudden some lady started to scream and a man goes ha ha ha ha. DON'T YOU KNOW I GET SCARED EASILY. :/ NOT FUNNY

[jakelynch21]

What the hell? I wasn't even looking at i. I just clicked on it then all of a sudden some lady started to scream and a man goes ha ha ha ha. DON'T YOU KNOW I GET SCARED EASILY. :/ NOT FUNNY
you have to focus on it,and after the heart attack you can laugh.-_-"

here,replace the %20 with (http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2 view.cfm?page id=9691)


Theory:Never mess with animals. :laughlong:

actually toast dosn't "always" land butter-side-down


it has happened with me before!

but jelly... now thats a story i'm not gonna get into! :D

[SBYRD5]

and to learn more, watch girlfriends, the world must revolve around tony childs.
This could be fact... :shocked: :laugh:

[Mr. Big]

Edit: By the way a Theory has to consist of facts...all girls are not like that.
i guessing my theories are true.

sorry jake, but ur speaking nonsense, especially about the buttered bread. but keep fighting with elena, snake like it when two pple fights like that.

[SBYRD5]

And get banned like you....hehe lol...Mr. Big.

[SSJKarma]

FACT: jokes about girls are not taken rightfully here !

what can i say, GIRLS in GENERAL have more problems then men in taking jokes about them !

oh well, this thread probably was random but sure was too insane in the first place. it shouldn't go any higher then this. oh well, its not like i care, so go on with it !

[jakelynch21]

FACT: jokes about girls are not taken rightfully here !

what can i say, GIRLS in GENERAL have more problems then men in taking jokes about them !

oh well, this thread probably was random but sure was too insane in the first place. it shouldn't go any higher then this. oh well, its not like i care, so go on with it !
Thats the point,to be insane. :) :laughlong:

[silent-killer]

money is what girls aways want and to take care of them all the time!!

[Dreadlocks]

All of you need to realize that nobody acts the same as somebody else based upon phyisical appearance. We all have different hobbies and personally, appearance(or gender) has nothing to do with it.



Edited By Dreadlocks on Dec. 01 2003 at 14:43

[MegaManX34]

all right i want to have my say in this :laughlong: ok look not ALL gurls are like that (wise words from a wise man) and if they are drop da gurl and those jokes are old ???

[SuperSonicX]

Most guys make gurls go crazy anywayz...all the talk about how gurls love money and stuff is true but only certain gurls...stuck up ones..plus guys can also be da same...i've seen both and dated gurls like dat..so this theory should be throw out da window...next time dont make a sterotype topic like dis..

[milestails]

Well, it somewhat doesn't make sense to me when I read it. Although I...think I've seen something like that somewhere a long time ago. And come to think of it, why am I always saying that I saw something a long time ago?

[jakelynch21]

lol,all the girls ive met and only a few arent stuck up. Alot of girls are stuck up cause they wanna be so cool.-_-' ???