Get in here! - Get in here!

[Shinatsu]

[color=#000080:post_uid4]Welcome to my humble abode![/color:post_uid4]

[Shinatsu]

Make doubly sure you wipe your feet at the door.

*hangs sign up*

Do not touch the jars!

thank you, come again!

[Virtual Fighter]

ADOBE?

good word.

[Roll]

What, no refreshments or good furniture for which to sit on? This gets one not-so-pleased house guest. ^-^

[gieandfer]

Make doubly sure you wipe your feet at the door?Do not touch the jars? are u indian or somethin?

[Shinatsu]

Roll- I'm so sorry how rude of me. What would you like I've got kool-aid, soda, pina coloda, the whole 9! How can you not see my furniture and my chandelers. Make yourself at home, mods and vips can sit anywhere go anywhere, just don't sit in the chair in front of my plasma, that's my seat, please?

Gieandfer- The jars are for guest of mine who should be showing up in about 3 days from now! Am I indian? Lol!

The real question is are you tupac, by the way you did not wipe your feet

*points to the dirt trail on the floor. hands gieandfer a broom and mop*

You know what to do.

Rat tat tat tat tat that's the way it is!



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[alamgir]

The hell? I ain't gonna go to your house, i've got one of my own.

[Shinatsu]

The hell? I ain't gonna go to your house, i've got one of my own.
*gasp* How the flip did you get past my security guards! No matter!

*picks alamgir up and throws him/her out the door!*

[Elena]

The hell? I ain't gonna go to your house, i've got one of my own.
*gasp* How the flip did you get past my security guards! No matter!

*picks alamgir up and throws him/her out the door!*
Lol I have no idea why I just started to laugh...but maybe it's the fact you said him/her and I pictured a he-she.

[gieandfer]

The real question is are you tupacthat is the stupidest question ever, OF COURSE I AM!!!
Rat tat tat tat tat that's the way it is! things will never be the same?

[Shinatsu]

Elena- You must have gotten in undetected when I was throwing alamgir out..........no matter......(gulp) you may enter. Ladies are my weakness.
Caviar? what the flip.....miami ppl don't eat caviar or do they........hmmm!

gieandfer- your tupac? righttttttt.......And I'm P diddy.......what up! You wanna be on my lame pass showmaking the band You could be the lead rapper. Go to brooklyn to get my Cheesecake NOW!
*pimp slaps gieandfer across the back of his head*
My bad, dawg

Roll- Roll? Roll? huh, she must have left. *finds the back window open*
What a rude male/female? Taking my refreshments without a thank-you!
that's alright

[gieandfer]

And I'm P diddy
you are?*takes out gun* yo suge i found him
You wanna be on my lame pass showmaking the band
no
*pimp slaps gieandfer across the back of his head*
b*tch i hit em up

[Shinatsu]

gieanfer- Boi, I'll rip that bandana off that head of yours if youdon't get that cheesecake!
:angry:

muhahaha!

[Shinatsu]

The jar-jar contest will start now. Wtf? shut up, it's simple.

Whoever is the 10th post from mine will win the jar-jar sweepstakes! No cheating. GO!

[gieandfer]

The jar-jar contest will start now. Wtf? shut up, it's simple.

Whoever is the 10th post from mine will win the jar-jar sweepstakes! No cheating. GO!
o please. not my bandana. i absolutly treasure it. o what will i do without my bandana?



u know no ones gonna post now? cause the wanna win. but what the flip is a jarjar contest?

[alamgir]

The hell? I ain't gonna go to your house, i've got one of my own.
*gasp* How the flip did you get past my security guards! No matter!

*picks alamgir up and throws him/her out the door!*
Lol I have no idea why I just started to laugh...but maybe it's the fact you said him/her and I pictured a he-she.
Don't start getting any ideas about my identity now.

[Roll]

*returns from the door on the other side of some room*
If you offer refreshments, you should call the people. *tackles Shinatsu and makes sure to spill something on him/her*

[SolidSnake76]

well, well. temper temper carrot top.

i have a few molotov cocktails......

[gieandfer]

i win

[AnimeGirl4evr]

no you dont.

[gieandfer]

no you dont.
yes i do

[Roll]

No you don't, because I win. I always win. ^-^ *tackles Snake with a not-so-engulfed cocktail*

[asshole]

What tha izeff are y'all talkin about?

[SolidSnake76]

i dont know and really dont care, but i about to slap roll for tackling me and throw sum molotov cocktails at this "house"

u wanna help asshole, i got a pickup truck full of em.

[Shinatsu]

alamgir- wh.....wh...What does it take to get you outta here your like a cockroach u just keep coming back well.......no more!
*picks up gun and flashes it alamgirs face* Yahh, Be scared! *alamgir frowns and slaps the super soaker out of shin's grasp*
*sigh* alright you win, it's only because your VIP.

SolidSnake76- Nooooo! I have officially been infiltrated by a legend! *imitates liquid* Been a while, eh snake! Your finally here brother! Get out of my mind liquid! Get out! *bites arm and imitates ninja* Hurt me more!

gieandfer/tupac- sorry you did not win, and did u go get my cheesecake like I asked! No? y? Because you just don't give a flip! It's time to get my flip on! GO! By the time you come back I'll have a way to get back with J. Lo (oops Jennifer Lopez)

Roll- I see why they call you roll. Stop tackling people! *Rises while gasping for air* I got some Refreshments for you alright! *Pours lemonade on his/her head*

AnimeGirl4evr- Another VIP *shin bows head*

asshole- You a.hole! *everyone bows their head to the a. hole So.....A. hole whassup? *loudly* I see another A. hole got past my security! So A. hole how did you do it?

Elena- Huh? Must have left. Better be on my guard! for all I know I could be tackled again! That capoeria style long legged......

How are you guys getting past my transparent security?
No matter. Security guards your fired!!!!
Abode open to all guest! :biggrin:



Edited By Shinatsu on 1115492498

[SolidSnake76]

............................





















































asshole, u seen peca lately, F the border police?

[gieandfer]

did u go get my cheesecake like I asked! No?
correct
Because you just don't give a flip!
damn right
It's time to get my flip on
uh sure...u do that
GO
make me
By the time you come back I'll have a way to get back with J. Lo
bout that...i had a "affair" with her last night so.....yea...

[Shingko]

:Oo: what is happening......................................... .... :bored:

[alamgir]

alamgir- wh.....wh...What does it take to get you outta here your like a cockroach u just keep coming back well.......no more!
*picks up gun and flashes it alamgirs face* Yahh, Be scared! *alamgir frowns and slaps the super soaker out of shin's grasp*
*sigh* alright you win, it's only because your VIP.

SolidSnake76- Nooooo! I have officially been infiltrated by a legend! *imitates liquid* Been a while, eh snake! Your finally here brother! Get out of my mind liquid! Get out! *bites arm and imitates ninja* Hurt me more!

gieandfer/tupac- sorry you did not win, and did u go get my cheesecake like I asked! No? y? Because you just don't give a flip! It's time to get my flip on! GO! By the time you come back I'll have a way to get back with J. Lo (oops Jennifer Lopez)

Roll- I see why they call you roll. Stop tackling people! *Rises while gasping for air* I got some Refreshments for you alright! *Pours lemonade on his/her head*

AnimeGirl4evr- Another VIP *shin bows head*

asshole- You a.hole! *everyone bows their head to the a. hole So.....A. hole whassup? *loudly* I see another A. hole got past my security! So A. hole how did you do it?

Elena- Huh? Must have left. Better be on my guard! for all I know I could be tackled again! That capoeria style long legged......

How are you guys getting past my transparent security?
No matter. Security guards your fired!!!!
Abode open to all guest! :biggrin:
Yeah, don't mess with me.

[Shinatsu]

Update- Solidsnake76 has won the Jar-Jar sweepstakes Your Prize:

l lllllllllllllllllll----------llllllllllllllll l
l l
ll ll
lllllllllll l llllll----------------lllllllll l llllllllll
(Thats a poopy pass prize isn't it folks!)
Thats for infiltrating my Abode you bum!

SolidSnake76- That's it call your troops! I'll take em' all on!

Gieandfer- You had an affair with my woman!! *scoffs* No matter keep the whore. when u get married and she turns around and divorces u, I will still have a job opening for u!
As for the cheesecake, forget it. You couldn't afford, not P. Diddys cheesecake uh uh!
You know how many albums I sold boi! I invented the Remix!

Roll- *throws him/her out the door* Cockroaches, I swear!

Shingko- The guest of honor has arrived! The man Who ate my brain!
I want my brain back you fool!!!! *Gets in fighting stance*



Edited By Shinatsu on 1115653302

[Shinatsu]

Yeah, don't mess with me.
Oh, don't think for a second that i'm your snitch! I'm P diddy fool!

You know what! I should of did this a while a go! *Grabs alamgir and rock bottoms him/her onto table* I am tired of this LET'S GO!

*Alamgir can only shriek!*

Alamgir "Shinatsu plz don't hurt me.....I....I.....I'll go get your cheesecake for you!"

Shinatsu- Cheesecake this!! Gets to steppin'!

*shin throws alamgir out the door*

*Automated Applause*

Shoryuken!

*roll credits*

[gieandfer]

You had an affair with my woman!!
yea
No matter keep the whore
ok
when u get married and she turns around and divorces u
ill slap her
I will still have a job opening for u!
i dont work for fruitcakes
You couldn't afford, not P. Diddys cheesecake uh uh!
yea, i could afford five times your salary
You know how many albums I sold boi
really,REALLY,REALLY crappy ones
I invented the Remix!
yea maybe sprite remix but not THE remix

[asshole]

Geiandfer, Life's not a bitch, you're just tired of being Personofied. --Sage

[gieandfer]

Geiandfer, Life's not a bitch, you're just tired of being Personofied. --Sage
your too.....peppi man

[asshole]

What does PEPPI mean?
EXPLAIN!

[gieandfer]

What does PEPPI mean?
EXPLAIN!
too cheerful, always seein a good side to everything

[alamgir]

PEPPI = optimistic according to guy.

[gieandfer]

PEPPI = optimistic according to guy.
yea thats right

[Shinatsu]

All of you are peppi, muhaha!

Gieandfer- Thats right keep J. Lo, I'll eventually dump my woman and mingle with mariah carrey, then move on to Halle Berry and roll back to the days when I was a pimp, and I invented the remix, just accept it! I have a lame t.v show, i sold some pretty crappy albums, i think i'm a pimp with my shades on, sure.........but i'm alive! Your supposed to be dead...y....you poser! plz boi....get back in your grave!

-asshole- *pimp slaps asshole for no reason*
my bad dawg

alamgir- had enough of that beating, huh?

"Yes" or "No"

[alamgir]

No dude you know I was the one who really kicked your ass.

[Dark_Paladin_X]

????????????? ???

[gieandfer]

im not dead asshole

[Shinatsu]

Show some love for theVip member in da house:

Dark_Paladin_X

*Automated applause*

[gieandfer]

and since when have you been vip?

[Shinatsu]

gieandfer- I'm talking to Dark_Paladin_X chief!

*sigh*

Everyone left my abode. :(

Nevertheless my ultimate goal to take never land will be accomplished.

[gieandfer]

I'm talking to Dark_Paladin_X chief!
well i know that. i was talkin to him too
Everyone left my abode
hahahahaha
Nevertheless my ultimate goal to take never land will NOT be accomplished.
lmao

[Zapper]

After reading 5 pages of poop, I say this

WTF?

[SolidSnake76]

this is stupid insanity

[Dark_Paladin_X]

Show some love for theVip member in da house:

Dark_Paladin_X

*Automated applause*
thx. So what's happenin' here? The start of the topic didn't make much sense.

[Dark_Paladin_X]

and since when have you been vip?
I've been VIP Member since February

[gieandfer]

i remember u not bein one jus last month. either that or i jus didnt notice it

[Dark_Paladin_X]

i remember u not bein one jus last month. either that or i jus didnt notice it
Yuo didn't notice :biggrin:

[Shinatsu]

Solidsnake76: Ahhhh! *liquid* It seems I've caught you again brother! It seems you've become sloppy ever since Big Boss fell to your hands.....snake it's been a while! It's time to settle this....just let me get my hind started! *engine cranks* Hang on...........*engine cuts on*
muhahaha! Get your stinger missles ready..... *solidsnake76 gets into fighting stance* This will be the ultimate battle..... *Hind swerves over solidsnake76's head* *screen whites out*

Zapper- You idiot...... welcome to my humble abode. Your welcome to sit anywhere! (except for rolls spot, it has lemonade there). :biggrin:

Dark_Paladin_X- So....you think your the king of shoryukens, huh? Wtf? shut up! After I finish off solidsnake76, your next! I will show you to your grave! muhahaha!

[gieandfer]

huh? Wtf? shut up!
do u always talk to urself like this?

[SolidSnake76]

a pyschatric center wouldnt sound too bad

[Shinatsu]

I do have to make a public announcement!
*Microphone souns*

I have a slight Dr Jeckyl/Mr hyde mindset and.....wtf?
and I would......WTF

Awwbump this
*throws down mic*

chuuuuuuuuurch!

to ell with that poopy =)

[Dark_Paladin_X]

I do have to make a public announcement!
*Microphone souns*

I have a slight Dr Jeckyl/Mr hyde mindset and.....wtf?
and I would......WTF

Awwbump this
*throws down mic*

chuuuuuuuuurch!
???

[Shinatsu]

ace ventura is the house, what up peep

Give me a pound.........naw playas only
my bad dawg

Dark_Paladin_X- Are you that confused of chuuuuuuurch! Lemme break it down for ya here...... chu-uuuuuuuu-rch.....I said chu-uuuuuuuuuu-rch! Got it? Get it? Good! Have a seat your vip!

much luv..
all hype and no trash talk...=)

[Shinatsu]

all hype no trash talk........I like that
You don't mind if If add that to my signature do u?

Ace- No take it

Shin-Thanx bud, naw i'm bsn

[Shinatsu]

solidsnake76 must be dead after I blew him to smitherines...hhaha! I am the perfect clone! I am the ruler of shadow moses *changes voice* I am also P. Diddy, yes ladies

[Elena]

P. Diddy may be cute...but he's a little too cute. Which leads me wonder if he's a little fruity... ???

[hotsexi_chic]

they drink wine and said it s fruity. they might have fell asleep...

[Shinatsu]

Elena- Children these days! I am not fruity. I am P.Diddy, I invented the remix! How did you get back in? I did not hear any doors close. anywho.....welcome! Would you like some kool-aid or water, make a choice!

hotsexi_chic- *shinatsu stares in awe* Welcome to my humble abode, girl make yourself at home, sit anywhere!
"Alamgir pull the chair out for our guest"
Alamgir- Sir yes sir!
*pimp slaps alamgir upside the head*
my bad dawg

[Shinatsu]

Alright peeps......I know ya'll heard of Donkey Kong, but we are going to play P. Diddy Kong wtf? shut up, i'll tell you the rules.......simply be the twentieth post starting from mine and you are the winner in this f-uped diddy kong sweepstakes......so good luck and no cheating! GO!

[gieandfer]

wtf? shut up
talkin to urself again. get a life hippie

[Shinatsu]

Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......

[gieandfer]

i dont talk to my self fruitcake. go back to ur diet pepsi truck and eat a goat.

and u say im the fake gangster? lets see... pac or diddy? i wonder whose the fake one here....

as for the job, ur moneys not good enough for me. i only accept REAL money.

uh u might wanna check. i dont think a fruity bisexual like u would have a girl as a hooker

[Shinatsu]

Gieandfer, everybody!!!

*Applause*

[gieandfer]

Gieandfer, everybody!!!

*Applause*
thank you thank you. your far too kind

[Zapper]

.....Can I get an Encore, do you want more

[gieandfer]

who u know fresher than gie riddle me that

[Zapper]

for one last time I need ya'll to roar...
now what the hell are you waitin' for!

[Shinatsu]

Stop impersonating Jay-Z up in my house
g-g-g-g-g-g unit!

All right everyone get ready for the briefing
Briefing shall start- 1700 hours wednesday

[gieandfer]

Stop impersonating Jay-Z up in my house
g-g-g-g-g-g unit!

All right everyone get ready for the briefing
Briefing shall start- 1700 hours wednesday
man shut up do u even know what ur sayin?*pimp slaps shinatsu* my bad dawg

[Shinatsu]

Stop impersonating Jay-Z up in my house
g-g-g-g-g-g unit!

All right everyone get ready for the briefing
Briefing shall start- 1700 hours wednesday
man shut up do u even know what ur sayin?*pimp slaps shinatsu* my bad dawg
*Gieandfer tries to pimp slaps shinatsu but hits air*
my bad dawg

[TremulantX]

wow, another group role playing...... i wanna join, but hmmmm, im enjoying seeing the pimp slaps go back and forth....... its soooo taunting!!!!

[Elena]

Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
:plain:

[TremulantX]

Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
:plain:
pwned :D

[gieandfer]

Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
:plain:
wow...powerful. im speechless

another thing man, even if me and elena DO have something going on(which we dont) i dont stare at her in amazment as though ive never seen a girl before. but i trust this statement after u tried to finger me and got pimped slapped

[Shinatsu]

Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
:plain:
hold up! You got it all wrong. The hooker part was intended for Gieandfer not you I mean unless you are a hooker, thats your buisness! And I'd watch that tone of yours if I were you, P. diddy don't want to slap women, but he will, so don't come marching yo monkey ass in my forum house starting a rucus.....I have a life look at your post # compared to mine............yeah I made my point.

I was trying to have fun, spice up the forum a bit, but ppl like u have to ruin.

That's why this forum is so friggin boring thats why!

I didn't intend to hurt anyone but you guys are pushing my limits!

:angry:

ne way would u like tea or water? :biggrin:

[Elena]

Me a hooker...no but I can't say the same for yourself....

Watch my tone...lol...you need to get a life actting like p. diddy. YOU ARE NOT P. DIDDY. Get that through your thick skull. Oh and I dare you to slap me. And u've made no point you just said that I have no life because I have more posts then you...but uh your ratio for posting in this forum is way higher than mine....Mine is 1.9% for my 45 months of being here and yours is 9.8% for your 24 months. Now really who doesn't have a life?

A girl who knows her place and doesn't pretend to be anyone or some idiot who thinks he's p. diddy and funny.

And the reason this forum is so friggin' boring is because of ####s like you who just make idiot topics for the hell of it. Then become a ##### when someone responds. And next time ur "joking"....use a smilie or something....but since I'm not joking I won't.

I'd like for you to shut up. :biggrin:



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[TremulantX]

[quote:post_uid2="Elena"][color=#000000:post_uid2]Me a hooker...no but I can't say the same for yourself....

Watch my tone...lol...you need to get a life actting like p. diddy. YOU ARE NOT P. DIDDY. Get that through your thick skull. Oh and I dare you to slap me. And u've made no point you just said that I have no life because I have more posts then you...but uh your ratio for posting in this forum is way higher than mine....Mine is 1.9% for my 45 months of being here and yours is 9.8% for your 24 months. Now really who doesn't have a life?

A girl who knows her place and doesn't pretend to be anyone or some idiot who thinks he's p. diddy and funny.

And the reason this forum is so friggin' boring is because of ####s like you who just make idiot topics for the hell of it. Then become a ##### when someone responds. And next time ur "joking"....use a smilie or something....but since I'm not joking I won't.

I'd like for you to shut up. :biggrin:[/color:post_uid2][/quote:post_uid2]
[color=#32CD32:post_uid2]pwned again :D[/color:post_uid2]

[gieandfer]

Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
:plain:
well im so sorry for that. i just couldnt help it. i am such a dumbass. i cant help talking about other people cause im always lonely and talking to myself. Wtf? shut up let me finish talking. i just couldnt help it. the only reason i dont have as much posts as you even though it doesnt matter how much posts you got is because talking to yourself doesnt count as a post. im not P.diddy and i know that. i was just trying to be something im not.

I was trying to have fun, spice up the forum a bit, but ppl like me have to ruin it. god im such a ####ie. why cant i ever be as great as you all. this place just needed some fun but i went on and killed it.

That's why this forum is so friggin boring thats why! because i dont know when to stop. im not funny, im lonely, and im such a p.diddy poser. hit me now please

I didn't intend to get hurt but i just cant stand up to gieandfers greatness. :(

gieandfer:shut up

Shinatsu:yes master

[alamgir]

Damn it, if Elena has no life because of the amount of posts she made, does that mean i'm a ghost?

[Shinatsu]

Remember
P.diddy

Can't stop
Won't stop
uh uh
uh uh

later

[Shinatsu]

Okay here goes........
I will keep this brief
Elena and to all I have offended I am truly sorry...My actions were out of line.....I'm sorry.......It takes a man to do this and it is time for me to take responsibility for my actions.

I mean it too

shoot p.diddy's a fruitcake ne way. :biggrin:

I'm shinatsu

[Shinatsu]

Nobody is a slave
I just need to chill out on this web

Ne way
later

[alamgir]

You and Elena really have some issues to sort out.

[Shinatsu]

*laughs*

[Elena]

You and Elena really have some issues to sort out.
Nah, we're good now. But what did you say about my momma...I know you didn't say what I think you said... :hehe:



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[alamgir]

For a moment there I thought you were serious. But thats cool.

[Shinatsu]

naw we straight now :)

[gieandfer]

shoot p.diddy's a fruitcake ne way.
so u finally take my advice. too much of him brought u down a sleek dark road. i understand. it happens. but im still tupac

[Shinatsu]

Gieandfer- I'm still tupac

Shinatsu- *Impersonating Jay-Z* Yup!

[Zapper]

shoot p.diddy's a fruitcake ne way.
Of course P. diddy is, man! :sleeping:
You did know that, right? :bored:

[Shinatsu]

Zapper is back in the house
Elena is in the house
TremulantX is here for the first time
Gieandfer....erm Tupac won't leave the house

*applause*:D

[alamgir]

alamgir - blows up the house with AT 4 rocket and RPG 7 grenade launcher. "House is down, I repeat the house is down, demolition succesful"

[gieandfer]

alamgir - blows up the house with AT 4 rocket and RPG 7 grenade launcher. "House is down, I repeat the house is down, demolition succesful"
except me fool!

[Shinatsu]

Shinatsu- My house my beautiful house!
*shinatsu pulls out super soaker* "You won't take me alive!" :D

[Zapper]

Zapper pimp slaps shinastus head. Paybacks a mofo isn't it? :biggrin:

[alamgir]

Gets out HE grenade, throws. 3. 2. 1. Boom! Later dudes.

[Shinatsu]

Did I not mention this house is like the castle in castlevania....it can regenerate....*Regenerate!*

castle appears

Alamgirs jaw drops :O


*Zapper Tries, but fails to slap shins head*

Alamgirs jaw drops



Edited By Shinatsu on 1118093172