Joke ~ joke time!

[Iplay2win]

Here u can post any kind of jokes...I dont really care if they're dirty or not...but the moderators might


ONE RULE: NO SPAM
no wait TWO RULES

second rule is: have fun



Edited By Iplay2win on June 01 2004 at 21:19

[Windarossa]

How do you put four gay guys on a stool?
...Turn the stool over! :laughlong:

[Iplay2win]

ok there is a bear and rabbit pooping

and bear asked if the rabbit had a problem and poop sticking to its fur...the rabbit said no

the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

(thanks to an unknown source and the source will remain unknown)

[Windarossa]

A father is worried all night long that his son hasn't come home. In the morning the son walks in happy. The father asks him " Where have you been!?" and the son answers " I spent the whole night in a whore house!". To this reply the father starts hugging him and celebrating his sons new found man hood. They invited friends and family to this joyful event. The proud father Asks his son winking and smiling " Will you be out tomorrow?!" The son answers " Nah....my ass still hurts."

[Wave Master]

this isn't a joke that can be told more like done

only guys can do this to another guy

First person: Go to a guy and say "you hear about the 100 gay men that escaped from prison"?

Second Person: most likely the will say "no"

First Person: Rub the guy on the shoulder and say they only caught 99

Second Person: They will freak out unless they are gay

Its very funny if done right becuz they think your gay



Edited By Wave Master on June 01 2004 at 18:00

[--(-]

2 sperms were swimming side by side, one says to the other "im fcuked how much further is it to the ovaries?" the other one replies "im not sure mate but i think we just passed the tonsils".



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[Windarossa]

Tree men got lost traveling the country. They find a farm and ask the farmer if they can stay for the night. The farmer allows them to stay but under one condition. They must not flip his daughter! The farmer brings out the sexiest girl these guys have ever seen. He tells them that this is his daughter and that she was wearing special panties that would cut up anything that touches her there. Morning comes and the farmer calls all the travelers to him. He tells them to pull their pants down. The first guys dick was all cut up so the farmer withought a second thought shoots him. The second guy has the same. The farmers looks at the thurd guy whose dick is fine and Asks him "You didn't try to flip my daughter?" The thurd guy answers "moomf fum.."

[coolplayer2K2]

and the third guys tounge got cut off

1.A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! but now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


2.http://www3.telus.net/public/ehopkins/funny-pictures/cantridetheolsentwin.jpg

3.A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

[Angel-Eyes]

why is michael jackson excited about a 28 year old boys..................?

because theres 20 of them!
:laughlong:

[Iplay2win]

another joke

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6162/somekindofjoke.jpg

[Mr. Big]

a guy wants a diamond pool. he also wants a diving board at the north end and steps on the south. 4 spotlights at the sides but far apart and walkways extending from the east and west ends of the pool in a north and south direction.

now draw that picture out. :biggrin:

[Restavega]

another joke

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6162/somekindofjoke.jpg
talk about saggage

[Iplay2win]

lol saggage or no saggage...they're still natural...ok off of that now



um can someone draw that out for me and show me the picture please

[SBYRD5]

Solid Snake76 that would be a penis head.

or

Women panties with a tampon.

or

A male bent over exposes his butt and penis exposed... :)



Edited By SBYRD5 on June 04 2004 at 01:00

[Iplay2win]

draw it for me please...

[SBYRD5]

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I tried.

[Iplay2win]

draw it on paper and scan it is what I meant

[Nosoul4Sfo]

anyone want food from me
http://www.turkeytravelplanner.com/AssetsTurkey/People/SaddamDonerci.jpg



Edited By Nosoul4Sfo on June 04 2004 at 14:24

[Iplay2win]

draw it on paper and scan it is what I meant
I'm still waiting for it

[Shin_ryu]

a guy wants a diamond pool. he also wants a diving board at the north end and steps on the south. 4 spotlights at the sides but far apart and walkways extending from the east and west ends of the pool in a north and south direction.

now draw that picture out. :biggrin:
i dont get it
i got a corny one

how can u rescue and latin girl form gettin rape by six black men? throw them a basketball



Edited By Shin_ryu on June 04 2004 at 23:12

[Iplay2win]

that's a racist joke...shut up

[Saijin_Ryu]

a guy wants a diamond pool. he also wants a diving board at the north end and steps on the south. 4 spotlights at the sides but far apart and walkways extending from the east and west ends of the pool in a north and south direction.

now draw that picture out. :biggrin:
http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Saijin_Ryu/gay-joke.jpg

My, my, what a gay joke we have.

[VampireNinja]

Man what the hell is that?

[Iplay2win]

Man what the hell is that?
lol that's what i was thinking...what is that supposed to be