Mars attack ! - "we'll conquer earth"

[SSJKarma]

Hi people of earth, i am a martian as you can see by my little antenna. i beg you all to stay calm while we conquer you're planet. be calm, patient and everything will be going fine, you'll be reduced to slaves while we take away all ressources you posess !

i really don't have to remember you that whatever you may try against us is futile as we know each one of you, yeah yeah we learned each one of the billions of people on earth thus trying anything is futile. just be patient and maybe in a few century you might get your planet back, minus all the ressources of course !

thanks for hearing me out, now everyone can proceed to the enslaving room next door !
have a nice day !

[azncat]

ok.... ??? thats the first time i didnt understand a mod....

[Angel-Eyes]

I love RPGs :sarcasm:



Edited By kester- on 1097098854

[Iplay2win]

omg what is the world coming to

[azncat]

viper didnt notice me :(

[Iplay2win]

at least now we have a reason to "phear" moderators now

[SolidSnake76]

(dont u guys get it? its an RPG)

*stands up in crowd*

I am Lord Solid Snake! you may know our actions but i am certain u cannot predict our sudden movement. so YEILD or suffer a horrible fate.

*gets into fighting stance*

[Iplay2win]

uh wtf???

[alamgir]

Ok, if its an rpg.
*jumps in front of alien*
"I am alamgir master of the world, your attempts of taking over the world are futile because I am the master of the world. So get lost to where you came from but be sure to leave some nice alienware pcs behind. A 9.9 ghz, would do fine."
*stares at alien, while it goes back to its spaceship and looks for an alienware pc*

[azncat]

*eats soup while watches* "hey alamgir what time is it?"
*sontinue to eats soup while watching*

[Iplay2win]

i get in front of the alien and distract so it doesnt destroy earth

[SolidSnake76]

you fool! get away from them, your too weak!!!

[SSJKarma]

What would be RANDOM INSANITY if everything had a sens !
i didn't even took it as an RPG either i just wrote that cause i thought it would be funny to read.
but everyone can take it as it wants to. its insanity that drives us off after all !

Very well human lord, if it pleases you.
*takes out laser ray and blast LORD SOLID SNAKE with it, the lord instantly transformes into a fat women"
Anyone else has any obejections like him ?
*looks around the crowd*

[Iplay2win]

so what if i die...i still slow them down

[marvel911]

*kicks my own ass for being in here*

[SSJKarma]

BTW, they don't want to destroy earth, they want to use it as a new place to live, but you humans are not necessary for their plans !

[Iplay2win]

I object...that you shot him

[azncat]

*while watching sees a body next to me o 0 "you damn kids stop fighting"

[SolidSnake76]

fat has its advantages....

*jumps up in the air and body slams down on a few aliens*

[Iplay2win]

im not fat so...what can i do?

[SolidSnake76]

*sits on an alien*

run, fast!

[Iplay2win]

i dont feel like running

[azncat]

*trips her* "you fat monkey run or ill kill you :plain:"



Edited By azncat on 1097103117

[PENZEL]

*steps on azncat* Im lord penzel and im the one who's put the anal probe on ur butthole be afraid....be very afraid...

[azncat]

"ahhhh!!!!! supositories!!!!!! help! *runs and then jumps in air but then eventually falls* "... that was ghey....."

iz this thing based on the movie? or u guys just acting gay.

[azncat]

i like his style of flaming XD

[PENZEL]

"ahhhh!!!!! supositories!!!!!! help! *runs and then jumps in air but then eventually falls* "... that was ghey....."
*turns u around *muhahaha ur gonna be my first victim prepare ur self mwuahhaha *puts the anal probe on butthole*FEAR MY RATH!!! :buttrock:

[masterbob]

i am master bob and i get up and pretend this is an RPG

[Iplay2win]

I am Iplay2win and feel my wrath

[105-1091146135]

[quote:post_uid8="Shadow-Ryu"][color=#000000:post_uid8]iz this thing based on the movie? or u guys just acting gay.[/color:post_uid8][/quote:post_uid8]
[color=#F660AB:post_uid8]LOL!!!![/color:post_uid8]

[SSJDan]

he he he i knew this alien suit would come in handy.

*puts on alien suit*
he he now i'll just stand here and watch both sides kill themselves.

[Iplay2win]

maybe if i just take my shirt off ill scare the aliens away and earth is saved

[Virtual Fighter]

dont worry people, this special rock will protect all ofus from the alien invasion. *strapps rock to waist-


just then, the alians landed killing us all.

[Iplay2win]

how about we neogiate and have a truce

[Saijin_Ryu]

i thought it would be funny to read.
omg, think again, the funniest part is that sentence.

[blanka09]

What's the deal with the martians anyway?? You realize that they aren't the ones taking over the earth.. right?? They aren't gonna take over us, those damn wombats are problematic enough :biggrin:



Edited By blanka09 on 1097217343

[azncat]

"that probe hurted... and iplay2win... your boobs are that horrible :plain:" *hits her in the sotomach* "that was fun... she can be our punching bag =)"

[SSJKarma]

that's the problem, today's people don't have that much sens of humor, all they can laugh about are fat women or racist jokes !

oh well at least i tryed !

[Iplay2win]

dont give up try again