A spot of random insanity - With a dash of spoof

Not really a joke but... guess I could do a preview of this years "spoof".

*Note: If you're used in it, please don't take offense. All celeberty personalities/actions are impersonated and not intended to be taken litterally. All material is meant to give the audience a "good laugh" and not offend you in any way/form.

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It began with the forging of the great egos.

3, were givin to Yasback, witty, childish, and most self-absorbed of all creatures.
7 to J-Luna, great flamer and harasser, of the ####ies.
And 9; 9 egos were gifted to the #### of Bunmi, who above all else, desired a banishment.
For within these egos were the power and will to annoy each xvssf user.

But they were all of them decieved, for another ego was made...
In the land of the forum, in the fires of his own ass; the darklord dark_vegito forged in secret, a master-ego, to control all others. And into this ring, he poored his banner, his spams, and his will to destroy all topics. 1 ego to rule them all.

1 by 1, free topics of the forum fell to the power of the ego.

But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of admins and mods marched against the armies of dark_vegito, and on the slopes of the of Gen. Comments and Strategies, fought for the freedom of xvssf forum...

2 be finished in da reel spoof :biggrin:



Edited By 2000warrior on Jan. 27 2003 at 12:05

[Scorponok]

Ha, finally another spoof thing. Funny :laugh: FINISH IT

[~virtualfighter~]

so.... yasback = elfs, luna=dwarf? and bunmi = human?:shocked:


and dark vegeto......... sauron!!!!


dam 2000 warrior, thats really witty! :buttrock:

[SSJKarma]

you made a little mistake 2kwarrior !
its not to save the MIDDLE-EARTH its to save the MIDDLE-FORUM :biggrin:

as for the rest, I LIKE THAT DAMN SPOOF !
even tho i like LOTR enought for not doing any JOKE on it, i sure love that spoof !

keep it up !

SSJKarma: *cough*... sorry, error :biggrin:

[akuma_forever]

lol... :laugh:

[SBYRD5]

Not really an error Karma...first the online forums.....then the world....the MOD's and Creators must end the madness....

Hehe J-Luna....insanity in it's self........hAAAA

[DanYankees]

it must be an honor to be dark vegito...

[Dan Hibiki]

A spoof, and Hibiki, the king of spoofs, the mother of all game spoofs, isn't invited?? Shame on you!

[SSJDan]

hey 2000 is the spoof about how tmy made the game still at senshuke

[Jhteck29]

very nice. I never knew you had such a poetic side you your spoofing 2000 :biggrin:

[Scorponok]

hey 2000 is the spoof about how tmy made the game still at senshuke
Yeah, moved it from that old 2000warrior news page to Senshuk or whatever.

A spoof, and Hibiki, the king of spoofs, the mother of all game spoofs, isn't invited?? Shame on you!
Lol... you'll get your recognition in da main thing (if I can think of something good enough for your char. that is :biggrin: ).

SSJDan: Yeah, scorponok's right... it's under the articles section.

[SSJKarma]

can i be BOROMIR please !
i greatly loves that king of warrior !
he one hell of a fighter in himself !

too bad his brother seems like a gay compared to him !

[DanYankees]

a gay? Faramir's awesome

King Theodin greatly resembles his character in the book, as does just about everyone else.

[SSJKarma]

come on, even my friend (readed all 4 books, yeah there are four of them) said faramir wasn't looking like a warrior. he may be a great leader but he sure lacks fighting abilities ! at least from what i saw of him in the second movie !

hope he'll be way better in fights in the third one cause i sure think boromir is a true born warrior compared to his brother !

[DanYankees]

come on, even my friend (readed all 4 books, yeah there are four of them) said faramir wasn't looking like a warrior. he may be a great leader but he sure lacks fighting abilities ! at least from what i saw of him in the second movie !

hope he'll be way better in fights in the third one cause i sure think boromir is a true born warrior compared to his brother !
There aren't four books in the series. That's why it's called a trilogy. You may be thinking that The Hobbit is a prequel, but it doesn't belong in the series.

Faramir is a marvelous warrior, but doesn't quite match up to his brother's abilities.

More will come of him in the Return of the King.

[SBYRD5]

Yea well I was a notorous new member once.....check back in TarkanX's topic about "Street Fighter vs DBZ..manga only".At the beginning of the topic I made my first post ever in this forum...

SSJKarma: Lol.. readed all 4 books :biggrin:

As DanYankees said.. there's a trilogy (LOTR), a book that came before those (The Hobbit), and then some of JRR Son's publications that were based off a lot of JRR's notes (Simarlion & Untold Tales).

Both Boromir and Faramir are warriors. And if memory doesn't betray me... you'll see that when Faramir kills the head Nazgul in the 3rd movie... opps. Now I said too much :biggrin:

Edit: Now that I think of it... it might have been Eromir who does that... dam, can't remember... been 4evr since last read da book.



Edited By 2000warrior on Feb. 04 2003 at 20:39

[Razz]

Oh, Oh, Oh, TIB, make me Aragorn! lol, I wanna be Aragorn! yeah, that's right, I can turn down the ring and put it back in Frodo's hands! I can take on an army of Uruk-Hai! :buttrock:

[SSJKarma]

well. if i'm boromir i can take down a lot of ORCS ! including the leaders, all that with 2 arrows planted on me !

too bad i hadn't any strenght left after getting hit by the third one ! :biggrin:

seriously...
guys, "BILBO THE HOBBIT" is considered part of the damn thing ! why i know, because without it, you don't know much about the ring !

and by definition A PREQUEL is part of the story which means the trilogy isn't a trigilogy in itself !
4 books you have to read to have all the complete story !

[viper2040]

TarkanX would be Legolas, with his highly accurate barbs and flames.

I think i might be gollum (my precious...my rank..... :biggrin: )

either that or gandalf

[DanYankees]

Both Boromir and Faramir are warriors. And if memory doesn't betray me... you'll see that when Faramir kills the head Nazgul in the 3rd movie... opps. Now I said too much :biggrin:

Edit: Now that I think of it... it might have been Eromir who does that... dam, can't remember... been 4evr since last read da book.
Shut up--don't give away parts from the third book.

But since we're on the topic anyway, it wasn't aragorn or eowyn who killed the king of the nazguls. It was Merry.

SSJKarma-no- The Hobbit is not a part of the Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit IS NOT a prequel. It is simply a story of Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf the Grey, and the dwarves defeating a dragon and reclaiming their treasure. The ring was found in The Hobbit, but that doesn't mean it belongs in the series.

The Lord of the Rings is a trilogy on how Frodo ventures off to Mt. Doom to destroy the ring, and how all Middle Earth depends on this one hobbit. If Sauron gets the ring, he is unstoppable.

The Hobbit has nothing to do with this. It is just a story of a Hobbit's adventure. The Lord of the Rings is much more than this--a quest to save Middle Earth.

SSJKarma,I'm sorry, but you're friend who has supposedly "readed all 4 books" does not know what he is talking about because there are just three books in this TRILOGY.

Merry? Lol.. more like an assist :biggrin:

[SSJKarma]

sorry, but without the HOBBIT book, most of how FRODO got the ring wouldn't even have any sense !

THE HOBBIT is the starting point in LOTR.
sure it doesn't necessarely about the ring itself, but it is still a big part of the history of LOTS which makes the book part of the trilogy !

one question...
why do we still say trilogy about star wars when there are lots of books and 5 movies up until now ?
the same happens here...
there are 4 books but peoples don't think about the faqct that THE HOBBIT starts the whole story !

people think TRILOGY, so they say THE HOBBIT isn't part of it... which he still is !

SSJKarma: Tolkien himself said the LOTR wasn't a sequel to the Hobbit...

Quick bio of Tolkien while doing the Hobbit (http://www.houghtonmifflinbooks.com/features/lordoftheringstrilogy/biography.shtml)

Quick bio of Tolkien while doing the LOTR (http://www.houghtonmifflinbooks.com/features/lordoftheringstrilogy/lordrings.shtml)

Try reading those books and the Simarlion if you really care to find out what all he's talking about...



Edited By 2000warrior on Feb. 06 2003 at 15:25

[SBYRD5]

You losers...

I've collect Hobbit saga one and when Hobbit striked back. :D

[DanYankees]

sorry, but without the HOBBIT book, most of how FRODO got the ring wouldn't even have any sense !

THE HOBBIT is the starting point in LOTR.
sure it doesn't necessarely about the ring itself, but it is still a big part of the history of LOTS which makes the book part of the trilogy !

one question...
why do we still say trilogy about star wars when there are lots of books and 5 movies up until now ?
the same happens here...
there are 4 books but peoples don't think about the faqct that THE HOBBIT starts the whole story !

people think TRILOGY, so they say THE HOBBIT isn't part of it... which he still is !
What else can I say. How can you not understand that The Hobbit IS NOT part of the TRILOGY. Star Wars is NOT refered to as a trilogy anymore because there are soon to be six episodes. The Simarillion has much to do with the history of Middle Earth. It has a lot to do with how the ring was obtained from Sauron after the great war. This also touches base on the ring, but it has NOTHING to do with Frodo on his quest to destroy the ring at Mt. Doom, as the Hobbit doesn't. So please, believe me, The Lord of the Rings is a trilogy-the three books are the Fellowship of the Ring, the Two Towers, and The Return of the King. These books may be a sequel to the Hobbit, but the Hobbit DOES NOT belong in the series. JRR Tolkien never intended The Hobbit to be in the series either.

[SSJKarma]

i'm not telling that the hobbit is need to understand the movies !
i'm telling that the trilogy is not even a trilogy !

same was for star wars even before three first movies were out !

LOTR world = 4 books out = not a trilogy = the movies will be
star wars = more then 4 books out = not a trilogy = only three movies out so trilogy
x-men = more then 3 books so no trilogy here, do they follow each others ? almost not !

same goes to LOTR...
4 books, so no, i'm not calling the books a trilogy !
THE HOBBIT not even part of LOTR, then why is bilbo in the LOTR movies and books ! that's because he is part of the world which is like saying XMEN has only 3 books when there are actually a lot more then that ! same goes foir star wars ! you want books ! not problems ! there are plenty of em...

JRR perhaps not said it was part of it, but by making BILBO appears and having a big part in LOTR then he has made THE HOBBIT a part of his movie ! why... because now people want to know the story that made bilbo in posession of the ring !

that's what i am talking about !
now... debates over since none of us will stop because your a ####### retard do not understand my point at all !

all i was saying from the start is that the books aren't a trilogy at all !



Edited By SSJKarma on Feb. 05 2003 at 20:03

<span style='font-size:7.111111pt;line-height:100%'>And now 2000warrior contemplates why SSJKarma obviously did not check out his links.</span>

Must I do everything for you kids?

[quote:post_uid0="2nd site"]
Following the resounding success of The Hobbit in 1938, J.R.R.Tolkien

[DanYankees]

that's what i am talking about !
now... debates over since none of us will stop because your a ####### retard do not understand my point at all !

all i was saying from the start is that the books aren't a trilogy at all !
I know you're not calling me a retard. From all people, you shouldn't be talking about how smart one is.

Lookd SSJKarma, you obviously don't know a thing you're talking about. You have no knowledge whatsoever of Tolkien's books. You're just going by the movies and what your friend said who has "readed" all "4" books.

Please Karma just click on the links that 2000warrior has supplied you with.

[Razz]

Well . . .
*looks around*
*pauses*
. . .









How's the spoof coming along, Info Booth?

[DanYankees]

Karma--respond to this

Razz: Lol.. :biggrin:

Still lookin' for that idea sheet I made in Chem. class :biggrin:

*Waits 4 SSJKarma*

Maybe I'll remember to edit this post later with a few of the "things" that R coming up :biggrin: