Cheesiest pick up tactics... - Post the one's you've seen & heard here. [Archive]

Restavega

05-06-2004, 10:20 AM

Me and my friend while we were in school one fine winter day said he'll show me how to pick up girls (and let me tell you, this kid makes the sickest claims when it comes to girls... he said one girl wanted to sleep with him right then and there at a party.. and then the next week he tells me he was thinking of asking her out.. the kid can't even keep up with his fibs..)..

So this girl walks by... and what does my friend do?

"PSSST PSSST PSSSSSSST!!!" as if he was a little kid trying to get attention from a friend in class...

The girl turns around, looks at him, and all he keeps doing is looking at her going "PSSS! PSSS!"... What an idiot. The girl was freaked out and he expects me to believe he is the man when it comes to girls and he has had 7 girls at once... YEAH OKAY! I don't even know if you call that pick up line.. but you get the idea.

I also see kids who flirt to the next level like dummies... They throw these girls on the floor and tug at their hair during class because they have no other way to show their affections... and some stupid girls just let them do it.

Post what stupid things who have seen your peers do to try and win a girl's number.

wargun

05-06-2004, 01:19 PM

I heard this dude tell a girl let me fly your kite then the girl said ok in a joke and he ran away

Shin_ryu

05-06-2004, 01:26 PM

lol i saw this girl tap a boys shoulder and run the other way

Razz

05-06-2004, 04:44 PM

Last year, I saw this one guy ... he was walking behind some chick, and eventually, he ran up to her, touched her arm, then just burned to the men's washroom.
'Twas a sad day for the pride of man.

Restavega

05-06-2004, 04:47 PM

Childish stuff here...

Once, I was sitting in my school cafeteria and this girl came up to me and asked for gum. I was like "You want gun? Come with me to the bathroom, I'll get you some gum..." She was like "YOU [bad word]!!!! [more bad words...]!!!!!, YOUR [bad bad words]!!!!" Since I said that I've said it to every other girl asks me for gum and disturbs my concentration...

Not really a pick up line, but a line nonetheless towards females!

akuma_forever

05-06-2004, 05:11 PM

More like a scum bag line. That sickens me.

Restavega

05-06-2004, 05:26 PM

Some girls either laugh or flip. Besides, when I said it the first time I had just started going out with Windarossa so I didn't really care about other chicks.

Angel-Eyes

05-06-2004, 07:43 PM

azncat

05-06-2004, 07:45 PM

.... one time my fried tried to pick up this girl sitting one table across from ours... he walked up to her and said "things" then she stared at him slapped him and stared at me.... she stared like a min.... then she slapped him again and glared at me lol i laughed at my friend so friggin hard he got slapped twice

Windarossa

05-07-2004, 04:59 AM

Well, i obviesly dont use a line but if i realy liked a guy and all and i was afraid to talk to him, i would like fake gently falling on him. Like "oopsy daizy! I feel so ashamed, how clumsy of me, I didnt mean to do that....so like....you got a girlfriend cutty?" or something along those lines, depands on how he reacts.

Kingryu1

05-07-2004, 08:09 AM

if there in ur class. when you see them looking at you, just stare them back O O it works. i did it once on this really hot and nice person, we worked out quite fine =/

Restavega

05-07-2004, 08:49 AM

I use this one all the time:

You walk up to the girl and say: "I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the lips without touching you".............then you kiss her........then you say "I guess I owe you a dollar"

works every time........
i gotta use that one!!

my friends drive around and yell at girls "suck my #^@&, &^&#$!" and they expect a girl to fall into their lap

I was with my friend another time in his car at a red light. This girl starts crossing the street, about to walk infront of the car when my friend hits the gas and stops the car infront of her. Without hesitation, this girl goes to walk around the back of the car and when my then puts it in reverse and blocks her path again. THEN she walks around the front of the car and gets across. It was the most hilarious thing but I felt so bad for her...but I just couldn't help laughing!!

Might I add this was in broad daylight with traffic.

Windarossa

05-07-2004, 10:02 AM

King i don't know why but i don't like doing that. When ever a person stares at me i can't help but think that something is wrong. I don't want the guy thinking he has a bad hair day thats why im looking at him. Plus alot of guys are shy and they might not even come up and say something. I once looked at a guy for like two seconds and his girl came up to me and said stare at my man again and i'll break your legs.

Angel-Eyes

05-07-2004, 12:18 PM

if there in ur class. when you see them looking at you, just stare them back O O it works. i did it once on this really hot and nice person, we worked out quite fine =/
oh yeah, if you just look at a girl as if you think she's beautiful.....it works

Restavega

05-07-2004, 03:07 PM

Why would you wanna stare at the girl? That will make her think you sweat her and girls don't like guys that are all over them and all they will do is say to their friends "This freak just keeps looking at me!". They (ironically) like guys that don't give a damn about them.

Here is what you need to do... come up to any girl that you like and say "I am going to see New York Minute alone, you wanna come?" and that's all she wrote. During this line, she will smile at you, maybe blush... and the cat is in the bag.

PSYCHO

05-07-2004, 03:14 PM

tru i used to be a gentle-man to them.. now i just dont give a damn and they respect u fo that..
hey sometimes i even slap them and they get angry

Razz

05-07-2004, 04:08 PM

PickUper: "Did it hurt?"
PickUpee: "What, when I fell from Heaven?"
PickUper: "No, when you were beaten with the Ugly Stick."

I swear, it works every time.

azncat

05-07-2004, 04:38 PM

the cat is in the bag.
DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol o.0

this one time my bro and me was walkin down the street with his friend and this lil girl about their age walked down the street and his friend whispered something in his ear.... i stared at them then my bro ran up to her told her something and he got slapped lol then my bro punched his friend in the "place" and i was laughin so damn hard.....almost every person i know who tryin to pick up a girl gets slapped lol.....
what i do is.... completely nothing.....

pip99

05-07-2004, 04:55 PM

*sigh* pickup lines??

Be yourself.

Restavega

05-07-2004, 06:52 PM

*sigh* pickup lines??

Be yourself.
Pickup lines are a good way to break the ice! Most girls these days laugh at them and that's always the best way to begin a convo.

Some girls though, especially the shy ones, love the pickup lines. I once came up to this girl and said "My mom and my sister are gonna love you!" She giggled and her whole face turned as red as a tomato!... score is all I can say.

Angel-Eyes

05-07-2004, 07:13 PM

im good at coming up with things that are really good at that moment..........thats what works the best.

but somtimes you can just go to her and say "you're beautiful"

Restavega

05-07-2004, 10:50 PM

I avoided statements like that so the female never had anything over me if I was rejected. I would only say that if I knew it was a sure thing.

pip99

05-08-2004, 01:13 AM

Pickup lines are a good way to break the ice! Most girls these days laugh at them and that's always the best way to begin a convo.

England girls.....=/

MeH depends how cute you are etc etc. bla bla

and the Beatiful line lol that can work

Angel-Eyes

05-08-2004, 11:02 AM

a classic

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

azncat

05-08-2004, 11:14 AM

*sigh* pickup lines??

Be yourself.
lol thats exactly what im tryin to say!!! but in a more complicated way thats why i dont really do nothing but make people crack up like hell

Windarossa

05-08-2004, 02:22 PM

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Kester that line can back fire. Like this stupid guy used that line on me once and i said "Whats an ###hole guy like you doing near a nice girl like me!"
I think the best thing a guy could say is " Im sorry to bother you I just wanted to tell you that Your beautiful, But im sure you get that all the time. I was just walking and I couldn't help but notice you." Even if she's involved with some one already she wont be a bitch to you. Its always nice when a guy says that and will always leave the girl with a good impression of the guy.

Omg! I remember me and my friend were walking down my block and this guy stopped in a car trying to talk to us. We didn't even pay attantion to this idiot and than he said it!! The Cheesiest line i've ever heard in my life!! " Hey girls! Get into my car!! C'mon! I have a Mercedes!!" Me and my friend just started laughing so hard! This kid looked like he was about to cry! What would possess a guy to say that? I just personally found it to be hilarious.

Angel-Eyes

05-08-2004, 02:30 PM

What would possess a guy to say that?
sean connery said it first in You only live twice

another line from that movie:

Hes sitting in a chair tied up, and he wakes up after being knocked out. And theres a girl standing there when he wakes up to interrogate him.

she says, "I have you now mr.bond"

and he replies, "well enjoy yourself"

then she slaps him.
:buttrock:

thats one of the funniest things ive seen in a james bond movie.

btw he is the true ladies man.

pip99

05-08-2004, 02:40 PM

a classic

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
haha my mate said " whats a girl like u dion in a classy joint like this " fliping comedy gold lol to this fat blonde

Restavega

05-08-2004, 02:51 PM

Here is the line I heard this kid have the guts to say to some hot girl...

"If you were yogurt, would you be the fruit laying on the bottom or stirred on top?"

Later I found out this line was from the movie Bio Dome... retarded movie but for the time being he was the king because soon after this girl was wrapped around his finger.

Razz

05-08-2004, 03:35 PM

If you're at some sort of "event" (like maybe, a soccer game, or class, or sumth'n), just stand/sit near her and say a lot of jokes, and make fun of people (in good taste) so she laughs a lot.

azncat

05-08-2004, 03:39 PM

we really need pick up lines? lol

100-1083540737

05-08-2004, 03:46 PM

well well well these poeple really make me laugh everytihing they see is retared but once i saw a girl smack a boys ass and run away and the next day she throws grape juice at him and then i say hey well well well if aint the return mrs barney. by the way i promised a joke and ill say it not mabe next time good gaming people *cough*
:buttrock: