Joke! - Lol

[zach8811]

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.

Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble got lost. Shut Up goes to the Police Station.

Officer: What's your name? Shut Up: Shut Up.

Officer: What's your name? Shut Up: Shut Up.

Officer: For the last time, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! Shut Up: Shut Up!

Officer: Are you looking for Trouble? Shut Up: Ya, we lost him about 2 miles back.

Officer: Where's your Manners? Shut Up: Back there pickin' up Poop.
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What u think..... RATE IT!!



Edited By zach8811 on Dec. 17 2003 at 20:16

[jakelynch21]

blah....its not that funny....... ??? Just a high-person joke........LOL.......j/k. not funny....=\

[Shinatsu]

Absolutely gay

[marvel911]

I heard that when I was about 12...

[SSJKarma]

even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?

[jakelynch21]

LOL........... :laughlong: i had a good long laugh lookin at that......

[AkumaShoto]

Well...I respect people who take their time to do stuff, but hey in the middle of the joke it was funny. Then...Sorry

[Elena]

I don't get karma's joke...maybe i'm slow...

[milestails]

The first joke wasn't funny at all, and Karma's joke... I'm still trying to figure out... But I chose blah anyway...

[blossom]

[quote:post_uid4="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote:post_uid4]
[color=red:post_uid4]yea, that was funny :laugh: ....i understood your translation perfectly[/color:post_uid4]

[Elena]

Is paul and other guy lovers or relatives or something?

[MegaManX34]

elena da joke is that paul slept wit georges gurl so if george slept wit pauls wife they would be even get it? ???

karma pretty funny joke :laugh:



Edited By MegaManX34 on Dec. 18 2003 at 20:14

[DragonTamer]

even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?
yea I get that that funny HAHAHAHA!

oh and the first joke I heard on the bus except dinfrent somehow ???



Edited By DragonTamer on Dec. 18 2003 at 21:29

i heard it likr this:

there were three guys, shut up, be quiet, and trouble.


they were riding down the road in a truck, and trouble was in the back.

he fell out and noone noticed.

in about 5 minutes, shut up and be quiet were stopped by a police officer.
he says "what's your name son?" "shut up", "and whats your name son", "be quite," "are yall looking for trouble???," "naw, we dropped him off about 5 miles back!"

not very funny

[Ludacris]

even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?
lol, damn.....that one was funny....... can't believe some of ya guys didn't get it..........and Megaman, next time don't give the punch line.........give people a chance to get the joke themselves :biggrin:

[zach8811]

even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?
LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLLY CRAP MY JOKE SUX!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! MAN I GIVE IT A 9.99!!!! :laughlong: :laughlong:

[Elena]

even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?
LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLLY CRAP MY JOKE SUX!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! MAN
You said it, not me.

[akuma_forever]

not a real funny joke man...

[SBYRD5]

Yeah ludacris we would be even...... :D

[khavonstreet]

well here is a joke

it was one night a guy was walking down the ally and he seen a lamp and he picked it up a rubed it and a genny came out and said make your wish so he said i wish i could pee wine and the genny granted his wish so he wanted to see if it worked and it did and one night he is siting down with his wife and said brb going to get my wine and she said ok and she said were do you get it he said you will find out another night sitting at dinner he says let me get my wine and she says were do you get it he says ok tonight you will drink out the bottle............ :laughlong: :laugh: :D

[Ludacris]

Yeah ludacris we would be even...... :D
man, I should slap U for that :biggrin: ......... it'S the first time I see your post :angryfire: ;) so we'll be even huh? I don't like makin enemies so I'll make it even :biggrin:

[Jerry18]

*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!


Nothing like a laugh or 2 to make that dangling poopie to snap off of your butt cheek!

[Ludacris]

*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!


Nothing like a laugh or 2 to make that dangling poopie to snap off of your butt cheek!
that was sick..........disturbing......... U are one sick guy...... but it'S kinda funny........ Reminds me of Eddie Murphy's stand up comedy......... :D

[Jerry18]

:laughlong: :laugh:

[Sportschick155]

zach lol..i didnt get that joke..but i bet if i did i would laff rilly hard :shocked: :)

[Ludacris]

zach lol..i didnt get that joke..but i bet if i did i would laff rilly hard :shocked: :)
it's not really a joke.......he'S just describing the different way that s... sometimes comes out in a funny way lol

[marvel911]

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no toilet paper here either."
..Think what you will. :alien:

[Ludacris]

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no toilet paper here either."
..Think what you will. :alien:
lol.......this one was funny :p