Favorite family guy quote - Post ur favorite one here!

[TremulantX]

[color=#32CD32:post_uid2]Peter: Am I, Am I supposed to draw the p*nis??

Am I, Am I supposed to sculp the p*nis??

Am I, Am I supposed to conduct with my p*nis??

AHAHAHAAAAA PETER IS A HOOT!!!!!! :D[/color:post_uid2]

[asshole]

Peter talking to a Mafia leader:
"What do you want me to do?
Whack tha guy?
Off tha guy?
Whack-off tha guy?"

[devilsoul]

Qwagmire : Giggiy Git Gig (or something like that lol)

[TremulantX]

Lawyer: "So where did the angel touch you?"

Boy: "Right here" (Points to groin on doll)

Angel: "Come on I gotta Freakin' Halo!!!" :D

[SolidSnake76]

(cant remember all the words)

when peter monologued himself infront of lois out loud:

i havent mentioned to her yet about howbad her cooking has been, nor has her breast been sagging for the past few weeks....

*lois punches peter after a few more words*

i wake up later that night on the kitchen floor....

[TremulantX]

Peter:*shoots shotgun* "Quagmire ya rat bastard take one more step near my fence and next time thatll be ur head!"
Quagmire: "Ay shut up!" :D

[Dark_Paladin_X]

I don't remember who has this one in their sig and i don't remember the dog's name, but here it goes

Peter: hey, there's a message in my alpha bits..it says "oooooooooooooo"

Dog: Peter those are cheerios

[asshole]

TremulantX, I thought FAVORITE means ONE!

[Shinatsu]

"Hey look everybody a phony lives there A PHONY!"

[Razz]

Stupid rabbit, taking Easter away from Jesus.

[TremulantX]

TremulantX, I thought FAVORITE means ONE!
nobody cares...... :sleepy:

any hooo

"yes go crying to your room filled with posters of justin timberlake and... Blast what the devil to kids like these days? Morgan Freeman??"_Stewie



Edited By TremulantX on 1117582604

[gameboymaster]

I don't really remember this entirely but here it is anyway....and I know I spelled some words wrong..sue me.. :plain:

*Stewie is trying to do a joke*

Stewie: Ok ok, I got one. What do you call a Chiwowo that cries?

*Family is silent*

Stewie: A Chiwawa!

*Family silent*

Stewie: I didn't have to (beep)ing impress you..



Edited By gameboymaster on 1117947231

[~$REDMAN$~]

i dont know all of it but here goes

peter:man chris, u mopped the flor with that mop

brian: some slang i forgot

peter:*stops car*OMG! chris is possesed. meg read everything without stopping.*to chris* the power of christ compells u!the power of christ compells u!

[KenDaShoto]

stewie gets captured by the pilot when he tries to run away and hes like ill give you what ever you want money, women,......men?

and another quagmires like i never dated a spanish chik before ooooolaaaaaay kinda like he says allllllllllriiiiiiiiiight

[$ilent K!ller]

I haven't seen this 1 in a while but here goes...
Cop:Whats ur name?

Peter: *looks at dog peeing* Pe, *Looks at poop on ground* Terr, *griffen flys by* Griffen, Peter Griffen, A crap!

lol

[black_dragon22]

I don't remember who has this one in their sig and i don't remember the dog's name, but here it goes

Peter: hey, there's a message in my alpha bits..it says "oooooooooooooo"

Dog: Peter those are cheerios
Thats my sig, but this is my favorite one of all.
Peter: Lois I cant take out the garbage tonight beccause Im at work.

Lois: Peter I can see you and the caller-id says the kitchen.

Peter: Can you see me now?

Lois: No

Peter: Now Im at work.

[TremulantX]

i dont know all of it but here goes

peter:man chris, u mopped the flor with that mop

brian: some slang i forgot

peter:*stops car*OMG! chris is possesed. meg read everything without stopping.*to chris* the power of christ compells u!the power of christ compells u!
Alright I got this one handled....
Peter: Chris you whiped the floor with that towel.

Chris: Yo, did you see that chick tryin to get all up in my koolaid? then some homies gve me the 411 on that skank and said she was all about the BLING BLING!!

Peter: OMG chris is posessed. Meg start at Psalms 41 and don't stop til' I tell you!! The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you!!

Another Favorite of mine from that same episode......
Peter: Chris came in with all this yo yo yo stuff (does gangster hand signs) So I started beatin' him over the head with the hose. Then my arm got tired, so i came here.

[~Mastermax~]

max wienstien- thanks peter for all you and your family has done
peter- thanks to you and the jews for spaceballs


i would say the time when stewie controls brian and sings putting on the ritz with him, but that was a quote from young frankenstien

[DarkstriderX]

Quagmire after sex with the child services lady

Lady: How do u feel this morning?

Quagmire: I got a question for u.. Why are u still here?

lol



Edited By DarkstriderX on 1118013863

[Master_Jay]

-Peter is having a flashback of himself trying to get a Job-

Job agent: Peter, where do you see yourself in near the future?

*Peter spots a picture of the agen'ts wife and son at the beach. Apparently, his wife seemed attractive to Peter*

Peter says in his mind: "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife!".

Peter responds: Uhm... Doing your... son?

*The Job agent looks at Peter awkwardly*



Edited By Master_Jay on 1118018891

[gameboymaster]

I haven't seen this 1 in a while but here goes...
Cop:Whats ur name?

Peter: *looks at dog peeing* Pe, *Looks at poop on ground* Terr, *griffen flys by* Griffen, Peter Griffen, A crap!

lol
I'll edit this for you man...

Cop: What's your name?

Peter: *looks at the letter P* "P" *looks at a girl's tear* "Tear" *looks at a griffin flying* "Griffin...Peter Griffn. Ah crap...

[Liger Zero]

Peter: Look I Made An Indoor Water Slide

"Peter Points At The Stairs"

"Peter Then Falls And Dislocates Arm"

Peter: AHHHHH!

Brian: Im Not Going To Call For Help, Because You Not Going To Learn Anything From This.

[TremulantX]

Peter: When the hell did they change the meaning of to and from?
Brian: Well we sent you a memo about the change but since it said to peter you mighta thought it was from.... well it's just easier to call you stupid!

Another time....
*stands against wall drunk and singing*
Brian: Money Money Money Monayyyy, MOOOOONAYYYY!!!

[Shinatsu]

Setting: A girl and stewie are on the playground.

Stewie- *laughs* ha ha
Girl- Ewww...Your breath smells like kitty litter!
Stewie- I was curious!

[TremulantX]

Setting: A girl and stewie are on the playground.

Stewie- *laughs* ha ha
Girl- Ewww...Your breath smells like kitty litter!
Stewie- I was curious!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! :D

[AnimeGirl4evr]

lol Chris:Im so hungry I could ride a horse..wait I dont get it (I think thats what he said)

[DemonStalker1]

quagmire hey hey all right!:)

[gieandfer]

i forgot the first few parts but it was when stewie was playing basketball

basketball player:yo man thats trippin

stewie: o ur the one whose trippin now go(forgot the rest)

stewie walking off the court:comin in here with all that trash. this my house

my other favorite episode was when chris becomes paperboy

[TremulantX]

lol Chris:Im so hungry I could ride a horse..wait I dont get it (I think thats what he said)
lol that is what he said!!! lmao!!!

Meg: Im not going back to that one horse town!
*horse talking to its self*
Horse: You shut up!

No u shut up!

No u shut up!

Alright everybody just shut up!
*shhhh*
What was that?!?

[~Mastermax~]

chris: tastes like a monkey, a monkey that's past it's prime!


quagmire: gigedy gigidy gigidy, never done a spanish chick before, oley!!!

[TremulantX]

*Peter is playing $10,000 Pyramid with an actor*
Prompt says "the word is flaming"
*Peter begins to give clues*
Peter: Yooouuuu....

Actor: An actor?

Peter: Yooouuuu....

Actor: A person?

Peter: Yooouuuu....

[Zerocloud]

this show is ready funny

Qwagmire : Giggiy Giggiy Giggiy alight

[Shinatsu]

This actually came on last night.
Setting- At peters house, after peter and his father got seperated at the baseball game.

Peter- I don't know where he could have gone. All I asked for was some peanuts and cracker jacks....

Dog-...And I don't care if he ever comes back! And no I wasn't being cute I hope he dies!

[TremulantX]

This actually came on last night.
Setting- At peters house, after peter and his father got seperated at the baseball game.

Peter- I don't know where he could have gone. All I asked for was some peanuts and cracker jacks....

Dog-...And I don't care if he ever comes back! And no I wasn't being cute I hope he dies!
lmao!!! that was about peter's dad right?!? yea...

Pope- Ima Da Frickin' Pope!!!

[*WWK_Mastershake]

Peter is playing blackjack

Peter: Hit me
Bar Waitress:thats 13
Perter: Hit me
Bar Waitress: thats 19
Peter: Hit me
Bar Waitress: Thats 21!
Peter: Hit me
Peter: Hit me
Peter: Hit me
Peter: Hit me

Another one:


Another one:

Peter: Oh please i have no reason to swear...
Preacher: Do you swear to tell the truth and cross your hearts so help you god.
Peter: I do...
Peter: you bastard



Edited By *WWK_Mastershake on 1118266161

[Angel-Eyes]

peter: slide shaft A into slot B........hahah thats....
brian: if you say "thats what she said" one more time, Im gonna kill you.

http://x2.putfile.com/4/9014402677.gif



Edited By kester- on 1118270300

[mastergrim8]

my favorite quote is from peter. ssssssss ah ssssssss ah not really a quote but good enough any one got a site for short funny clips

[TremulantX]

peter: slide shaft A into slot B........hahah thats....
brian: if you say "thats what she said" one more time, Im gonna kill you.

http://x2.putfile.com/4/9014402677.gif
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Sheriff: We just take turns bein' sheriff.... all we do is sit out here gettin' drunk and etin' pie.

Peter: Wait a minute... Pie? Drunk? The?

Another from that episode.....
*after drinkin a lot*
Peter: Boy it's sooo quiet out here.

Brian: I, I know....

Peter: And it's sooo peaceful.

Brian: I, I know... and there's nothing to ahhhhhhm, nothing to ahhhhm, gosh what's the word i'm looking for...... Do?

Peter: Ahhhp, your drunk brian gimme ya, gimme your keys...
*Peter falls over on the desk*

[lilcop90]

lol
setting:driving away from people of mel gibson
Peter:this is worser than the time i forgotten how to sit down.
Flashback:Peter jumps head first into the living room chair.:laugh:

[TremulantX]

What am i supposed to do with all my great ideas, put em' in a tub and wash myself with em'? Cuz that's what soap is for Lois..... :D

[quixstar]

my favorite family guy quote is when stewie farts the he sayd ahh damn i broke a blood vessel.:D

[TremulantX]

my favorite family guy quote is when stewie farts the he sayd ahh damn i broke a blood vessel.:D
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa....... Lois this is not my Batman glass.

[Zapper]

I forgot how it went but it came on last night
that whole song stewie and brian was singing on the train to rhode island....classic

[Ryusage]

Yeah I saw that too... SO funny but cant remember words...

[TremulantX]

"o call me brian, Mr. Griffin is my fathers name"
"i thought your fathers name was cookie and he got hit by a milk truck!"

[SolidSnake76]

anyone saw the new episodes? like the one where quagmire slept with loretta, cleavland's wife, and cleavland was about to kill him, everyone was sayin 'no dont do it' and darth sidious was standing there saying

"good, let your anger flow through your veins" lois quickly pushed him down and said 'your not helping!'

[TremulantX]

anyone saw the new episodes? like the one where quagmire slept with loretta, cleavland's wife, and cleavland was about to kill him, everyone was sayin 'no dont do it' and darth sidious was standing there saying

"good, let your anger flow through your veins" lois quickly pushed him down and said 'your not helping!'
lol man havnt seen that one yet!

[Shibbyman123]

Chris: Hey dad, got your nose *Immitates to pull off nose*

Peter: Hey Chris, got your face. *Pulls off chris's face*

Chris: AHHHH!

(Forgot her name) Mom: Calm down its just a trick!

[TremulantX]

Lois- "Well normally i wouldnt read things outta chris pants so im just gonna take a peek"
Stewie- "O, whatever you tell urself to sleep at night bitch."

[Shinatsu]

I haven't seen this episode, but I saw the commercial

Setting: Peter, Lois, and some other pregnant lady are in car at a drive-thru.

Man- Can I take your order?

Peter- Yes, let me get three cheeseburgers!

Lois- Peter! She's pregnant!

Peter-....and one kids meal!

[TremulantX]

Peter_O and i want these and these and these
Lois_no peter only one
Peter_but that man got two?

[da_wiz]

i like when stewie and brian sing that song it goes like this
Stewie:i want 2 have intercorse with u uh uh uh
stewie: intercorse with u
brian:relations
stewie:i want 2 have intercorse with u uh uh uh
than stewie says to brian:whats a short word 4 intercorse?

[TremulantX]

Peter: Yea, I got a job for ya...... right here!! *points to groin*
see this zippers been stuck and i gotta use a safety pin!!