And_1! get in here now! - Zpower vs and_1 - freestyle battle!

[Zpower]

Ok GLOVES ARE flipING OFF.. TIME TO REALLY FLOW NOW...Lets see what your bitch ass really got...lets go..

AND_1? Hate to tell yah you're number 2
Ranked right under...guess WHO? (Me)
You say im fat, but look who cannot attack
You're nothing more than ugly ass rat
Thats right I'll kill yah using a fliping floor mat
with one attack your bitch ass wont be back

Trust it, you're just fliping wannabe
WHAA!? A fake ass rapper and a geek ass MC!
I can't belive me really free-styling against
A fake ass G, who I locked up
and threw away the key
You fliping bitch get on one damn knee,
and you better pray to the damn Z,
Its over kid, motherfliping trust me

GUESS WHAT!?
If you reply again your bitch ass
BETTER DUCK, because if you win
it'll be by luck, but I'll still kill yah
with my Ford Truck
Then place you beside
the damn turkey I plucked for.(Thanksgiving)
while I was fliping chillin. Hell yah im bad
So call me the villian I just killed yah
so start your motherfliping HEALING BIATCHHH!
.....................................
R.I.P And_1,
Come wit it



Edited By Zpower on 1102226905

[--(-]

lmfao ripping you AGAIN will be so easy i mean your flows dont even make sense, but ill let the judges take care of that.

ey-yo this bitch named zpower wanna take me on in a rap "Battle"/
but This will resemble a slaughter house:- and f/aggot you be the "Cattle"/
Talking about hitting me with a door "Mat?" wtf man? thats "Whack"/
See my ryhmes infect like a virus:- ya whole computer need be "Re-Format"/
ZPower you is *Worth-Less*, ya ryhmes dont even make *Cents*(Sense):- You made a whole post, but it contained no real lyrical "Content"/
I crush all fake "Emcee's", they all make the same mistake and try to battle "Me"/
Need to take a trip to the optomitrist, because your bitch ass fails to "See"/
Is it that hard to "Percieve" or "Believe" that my ryhmes are so much better then yours or are you goin' to remain "Deceived?"/
Because I was born to win, Ever since the day i was "Conceived"/
Im killin' ya so far, face it "You Suck"/
Didnt see the warning signs? they said "DUCK WHEN I buST"/
This time Z you have bitten off more then you can "Chew"/
You fat bastard wanna-be, they dont laugh with, its AT YOU/
Just a small tip kidd, ya mom told me you was her worst "Blunder"(mistake)/
So After im done killin' ya in this battle she'll put on ya tombstone:- "THANKS TO AND1 FOR PUTTING MY SON SIX FEET UNDER"//

[Ken-Po]

Both freesyles suck man....And1's makes more sense though just didnt rhyme aswell :sneaky2:

[Zpower]

WEAK!...time to turn it up a notch nowbitch ah yah here we go...Time for me to end this by the way if my lyrics dont make sense YOURS REALLY DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE your poop dont even flow KEEP TRYING son.. Somebody drop that beat...1.. 2.. 3 ... check
--------------------------------------------
Ken Po what I just said
Was my damn intro
now lets go And_1
Me six feet under?,
Me a fliping blunder?
you just mad you drive that lame ass HONDA
When Im pimpin in the biggest HUMMER
In flipin summer, because Im a STUNNA
You flipin hoe, you flipin crack runner,
Im in the army, that damn Red-Wing GUNNER
I get the cheddar you get,
the trash, and the bad Weather,
Here take ANOTHER, for yah damn MOTHER
You a flipin bitch, your name is really HEATHER
Im a heavy puncher, I'll flipin gut yah
then flipin cut yah give up bitch
You aint flipin NOTTHIN

You're a dried up piece of poop
go flipin suck a dick, and for the damn record
im NOT FLIPIN FAT BITCH you lazy trick
Learn some new fliping TACTICS
I'll put yah in your flipin CASKET
Then steal your damn home-made Flower-Basket
while your girl on my motherflipin fat dick
Take off yah TAG its really WHACK
Like your lyrics, theres NO ATTACK
but I'll still teach yah HOW TO flipIN MAC
Dont respond, I just did it 007 style
I came in motherflipin JAMES BOND WILD
This was too easy, like I was against a CHILD

Its _Over... I just killed yah now... so stay down

-Zpower



Edited By Zpower on 1102246880

[nosoul4evr]

Aww isnt that cute... ya'll are writing poems to each other. :p
Make sure you turn these works of art into your teachers at school.

Dont forget though..the forums "global" rules do apply to Random Insanity and can be more strictly enforced.
So, uh, lets keep the vulgarities to a minimum



Edited By nosoul4evr on 1102246888

[-]

I declare Andd1 the winner. Zpower while I was reading yours they dont make ANY sense (no offense), but they dont and the ones that do (not many) are pretty much $hIt. Andd1 got through you didn't... close topic.

-DJ



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[Zpower]

Doesnt make any sense? Damn you must of been readin And_1 crappy lyrics. poop if this was a real battle where I actually got TO SAY what I wrote you'll see how my lyrics fliping crushes And_1 lyrics which by the way isnt even a flow. I'll like to see him spit that to a beat :laugh: poop its all good matter of fact this battle aint even over yet. Hopefully somebody with some damn lyrical talent will come here besides geeks and ###s..

[MorpheusX]

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[SBYRD5]

LOL nosoul4ever.

Yo AND1 you need to battle my boy Havoc919.

You two would have a good go at it.

[blossom]

lol

[--(-]

Lines Torn-Apart From Any Bitch that Ever Amped-Mine//
flip and1,son.. Didn't I Rip Yo Bitch Ass-Apart Last Time//

Stuck 'Under-Tha-Pressure', That You'll Ever 'Impress-Me'//
A 'Stamped-Enclosure', Shipped-And-Mailed...Bitch, You Can't Touch Me'//

Brushed Under Tha 'Matt', "Never", Here Ta Bring 'Hassel-Back'//
You Wanna Battle ZPowed? poop and1... Can't You Tell That Bitch "Wack"//

Wanna 'Improve' Or "Gain Respect"... 'Get Better At' To "Earn-It-First"//
Get 'Saved' Better Run In Tha "Church" Ta 'Die-Trying'... Leaving Out In-A-"Hearst"//

Spray-Fools, Brake-Ya-Crews While We Come-Thru, Grey-Coupes N Slay-Dudes//
Why Empty Da Clip, When My 16 Ca Kill Dis Bitch Zpower ...Quicker Den Aids-Do//

Say And1...Not Only My Text, but Da 8s-Git-Rid-Of-Ya//
Graze-Ya-Fitted-Bruh, but When Dem Slugs From Da 40 Hit Ya Face-Im-Splittin-Ya//

Im Strapped-With-Da-Heat..You Cant Relax-When-Its-Me//
Cause Im Like Dat 'Board' At Ya 'PC'...Just Gunnin For The 'CAPS' And Ya ' T '//

And I Dont 'Care' About The 'Techs' You 'Sendin Me'//
Cuz You Aint Gotta Be 'PC' For Me To "Refresh" Ya "Memory"//

You Cant Move-Me-###got...Cuz Ya Crew Made Up Of Bitchez Like A Beauty-Pageant// "and1, battleaxe, abctest, crippler"
And Tools-Is-Clappin So One Pull'll Have You 'Patched Up' Like You Losin-'Habits'//

And1 Get Ready Cuz I Can Grab-N-Son-You//
Grab-Ya-Gal-Too, No Trojans, but U About Ta Be The Next ##### That My Magnum-Run-Thru//

Its Over!, Get-Real-#####, Tha Boy And1 Actin Like He Will-Push-Me//
but Da *[STS]*-"Hellafyde" Got No Time For These Lil'-Rookies....
I already dones killed ya last time, you really want to come back "Again?"/
You needs a "Cat-Scan", 'coz "P/ussy" theres somethin' wrong witcha "Brain"/
"Insane", wanna come at the boi with the rap flow that will never "Tire"/
Yet my ryhmes putcha too "Sleep", lyrically killin' you when i spit "Fire"//

Ya see Steppin' into the ring wit me will have ya leavin in a "Hearse"/
I spit instantly, while your b/itch ass needs time to "Re-hearse"/
Hellafyde its plain to see that your flows "Worse", He couldnt even make a "$3 bill" off his flows if his name was "Fred-Durst"//

You're getting easily dissed for the straight "Fact" that your entire post was "Wack"/
I'll shatter your bone structure so that chiropractors will never distinguish your vertebrae from your "Back"/
And Hellafyde aint a "Black" you just got burnt from my lyrical "Fiya"/
Ill leave ya like "Kanye West":- have ya tryna' speak "Threw The Wire"/
You want beef? then ill murder you like "Em" did "BITCHINO"/
And your the only "BITCH-I-KNOW" trying to stunt on a online forum, where did your morals "Go?"/
When "Santa" comes for christmas ask him for the gift or atcually being able to "Flow"//

Ya commin' "Strapped" but just leave ya "Dildo" at home/
Coz Im packin' the real "Heat":- The one to make ya Gurl, Mother and ya Sister "Moan"/
Your ryhmes "disabilities" is that it lacks "Consistancy's" and the "compatibilties" to step up to my "Abilities":- you spit one liners while i spit them in "Two or Three's"/
so if ya wanna compare you and me? You be ridin' 16's while i be rockin' "23's"/

"Bigger" "Bolder" and "Better":- Thats how the REAL emcee's make there "Chedda"/
AND1 just done RIPPED and FINISHED you off faster then 2 clips outta twin "Berreta'z"//
but why waste money on usin' bullets just to getcha whole Crew "Hittttt"/
when i can hit you with the side of the clip, blunt force "Pistol-Whippppp"/
So then when you wake up and you find ya whole face "Split"/
only one thing you will remember "Wu-tang Clan aint nothin' to F/uck Wit"



and1 a.k.a O.D.B the 36 deadly chambers lockin this rap "Game"/
Step to the Wu then your a guranteed to "Taste The Pain"/

lets get some voting up in this s/hit, just so hellafyde can see how much he just got ripped. And we can end this once and for all.

first to 5
no d/ickriding ect ect

omg they both stink at it..go home :D

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

Y'ALL ARE STILL ON BABIES LEVEL? ANDY UR 18 A YOUNG MAN SHOULDN'T BE ARGRUING, buT,OUSIDE MAKING THAT PAPER

[Battleaxe22]

Rza's gonna spit back at this cat in a bit.

[Zpower]

Its not over yet...
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Thought I was dead?, flipin sorry kid
I was double-teamed, but I'll still win
To MorpheusX, you has been, hide your ugly mug
before I crack it, then cop your wallet, take your
credit card, and flipin charge it.
Damn you stink, you just farted
You still alive?, Thought you died when the Red-Sea Departed
You dead holmes, you just another clone
No room for two, thats why you got owned
leave And_1 and me the flip alone.
Come back again and we'll both kill yah
Then put your finger-prints on the trigger/

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And_1? Whos this clown, he trying to rap
in my home town, everybody knows you home bound
So you wont be back for the next round
I just killed yah so dont make a sound
Yo girl comin over, right about now
I'll make that ass bounce up and down
Then throw her ugly ass back to the ground
Damn man I been won, already told yah that Im the one
You said, "Duck when I bust." Bitch please theres no need
you got the worst aim I flipin ever seen
Matter fact you dont even own a gun,
so flipin run, wait yah damn turn,
come back again when you flipin learn son/

You cant rap or flow, matter of fact your lyrics are too slow
I know you cant mac, so get off the Z-show
This whole forum, better flipin know
That im the best, so flip the rest
Nothin you've said can compete, but when I rap
its a flipin treat, for you to taste, and flipin eat,
you flipin geek, your mind is bleek, must be why
your damn rythmes are weak, this rythem I made
you can flippin keep/

R.I.P MorpheusX, and And_1



Edited By Zpower on 1102285323

[Battleaxe22]

Lyrically, Hellafyde can't fathom what my flow'll do to him/
my presence leaves him speechless, like the Ashley Simpson shim/
your rhymes are sporatic and lack substance, thats why they call you slim/
I push 50 reps with your lifeless body, and this aint no f/ucking gym/

I got this p/ussy all riled up, he slurs/
instead of blasting back like he says, he purrs/
best believe thats his name on the pink towel, his (Z-power) and hers/

you got your pride all set in running the Ruff Ryders/
but from what I've seen, you'll always be a dick Ryder (iTALY)/

Our raps craze people, we aint easy to tame son/
you're just a f/ag, taking more shots to the face than Jenna Jamison/

"STS" acting like he too raw to throw down with the rookies?/
too bad that "STD" be the reason this homo aint getting nookie/

I swallow your feable attempts, and regurgitate what you spit/
digest you whole, the only way you're surviving is if I s/hit/

pull up on you with the mac, ready to cock-it/
got you raising your arms so fast they release from their sockits/
I fill your girl up with so much rubber they should call me the Rocket(Maurice Richard)/
and make a hat with her pubic hair, damn, I look just like davey crocket/

You think you're hype for coming at and1?/
s/hit, that homie just dunked all over you, and still get the "and1"/

this cat acts like he's the real H-town "stunna"/
someone's gotta tell him he looks like the terry fox "runna"/
you're right, you're homo like lil' flip, too bad i'm the one sayin game-0va//


36 chambers got this game locked. Where's coolkilla when you need him, we need some competition in here.



Edited By Battleaxe22 on 1102298474

[MorpheusX]

LoL, whatever, here is my msn= fighterx_x@hotmail.com

When you ready to "audio" battle holla, yall bitches only textcee...why? I know why, anywayz holla at me on msn for an audio battle....

[Abdoun_bacK]

Both freesyles suck man....And1's makes more sense though just didnt rhyme aswell :sneaky2:
it doesnt haev to rhyme to sound good just to let ya know

[Battleaxe22]

LoL, whatever, here is my msn= fighterx_x@hotmail.com

When you ready to "audio" battle holla, yall bitches only textcee...why? I know why, anywayz holla at me on msn for an audio battle....
Two wins apiece for and1 and axe on the sfo forum. Not bad.

[MorpheusX]

Since when do you rap? Last time I made the thread you didn't drop a line. Not that I am saying that sh!t isn't yours. Anywayz I don't have time to write a long verse like you two, I have other things to do. Add me on msn, we all three use the same beat, then we put it on here, and let them vote.

peace,

[Battleaxe22]

I don't rap, I'm just poetic, so rhyming words isn't that difficult. I will never claim in reality to be a rapper, because the fact remains, I'm not. I am simply an individual with a true passion for hip-hop. I can create rhymes quickly on paper with ease, just don't have the delivery to truely kick it. I do, however, believe and1 raps, so when you two actually battle on mics, I wouldn't mind hearing it. The material is 100% genuine, look around, you wont find it anywhere. I doubt anyone takes what is said in an online "rap battle" seriously, anyway.



Edited By Battleaxe22 on 1102362126

[SBYRD5]

LOL I need to show my level...lol yah'll went and got me excited...and I'm one of the hungerest lyrical kats on this forum. ???



Battleaxe and AND1 guard your chest.


I'm part of a lyrical dying breed.
I've got plenty of stomach and I feed,
Still trying to eat.
I'm clean with my feate.s no stains on my black T.

I hit you with this while hitting an L.
I can see purple hills,
I'll give you a reason why I'm the real Pharrell,
Niggas can't phuck with Jay(me).
I meanie that ,
Had to turn vegetarian had to stop eating red meat,
Because I ate to many beanie Mac's.

Pass heart attacks from my verbal attacks to my victims,
They experience fatal symptoms,
Only way to survive hooked to a respirator,
Don't worry wont be long before you meet GOD on that escalate.

If you didn't understand my letter.
Please let me find my bretta,
I'll Swiss you son turn you into a brand of cheddar.
Yep those holes in your chest came from my bretta..respect the letter of war...


Once you sign you can't escape the rape.....

[marvel911]

:D lol, does anyone else find this all incredibly funny?

[SBYRD5]

That's the point..it's meant to be fun... :love:

[blossom]

That's the point..it's meant to be fun... :love:
i agree :music:

[Zpower]

Topic closed.. battle is ova Im justing flowing now in my drop a lyric topic. Everyone welcomed to drop some lyrics in my new thread..thats if you got any that is...