Is jesus really someone's home boy?

[sleepless0dork]

i wonder....... :shocked:

[SnuggLes__]

i wonder....... :shocked:
Are you trying to try me lol


He's everyone's homeboy lol
And savior and lord.. :)
Enjoy life cause he gave it to you...

[sleepless0dork]

what the... :laugh: :shocked: ;) ???

[azncat]

that... is a question that can only be answered if your in heaven.... i might not go to heaven so you ask him

[sleepless0dork]

are you trying me try because if your try that then your not trying hard enough...

[azncat]

are you trying me try because if your try that then your not trying hard enough...
ok.... if your trying me then trying to try her or him while tryin to try against him or her who would you try against to try harder?

[SnuggLes__]

are you trying me try because if your try that then your not trying hard enough...
Na i aint trying hard enough sorry..
lol but if you'd like me to
I'd be glad to put it on you

[sleepless0dork]

if people ask lets say were high one life.....

[SnuggLes__]

if people ask lets say were high one life.....
i already used that excuse...

Imma just tell them truth
IM high off that one plant..
umm
I think its called sunflower=/

[sleepless0dork]

i wanna use those matches smokey the bear has cause they look MIGHTY FINE!!

[SnuggLes__]

i wanna use those matches smokey the bear has cause they look MIGHTY FINE!!
Go ahead be careful not to light yourself on fire..

[azncat]

*takes the matches lights one and "accidentally" throws it in snuggles eye* yes.... burn.... hope ya go to hell...

[SnuggLes__]

*takes the matches lights one and "accidentally" throws it in snuggles eye* yes.... burn.... hope ya go to hell...
azn cat wats with you and trying to kill me...
i mean..
i dont get it...
???
Give it up!!!!
Lmao!



Edited By SnuggLes__ on July 07 2004 at 22:45

[VampireNinja]

Ok..I believe in God and in Jesus cause im Catholic but..

You will never noe how life was created...We might be thoughts in one persons mind..Go ahead-laugh,but hey,its something that you will never and i mean NEVER! Know..

I just keep thinking and it hurts my head..Try it like think that how was Earth created etc..

Freaky ish..Really..

[azncat]

tell me where ya live then ill stab the poop outta ya... (jk)

[VampireNinja]

-_-..

[SnuggLes__]

tell me where ya live then ill stab the poop outta ya... (jk)
O before you do that...

I most tell you the most tender part of me...
Its my...

Vampire.. i thought about that too.. it is weird.=/

[PSYCHO]

azn cat got issues ..

[iTALY]

Im going to tell you kids something that my hurt..

Jesus is as real as Santa Clause.

[Sportschick155]

hmmmmmmmm.........tell ya daddy stop his hatin

[akuma_forever]

The fact is.. No one knows for sure... Or do they?

[Sportschick155]

lmao, hahahahah pretty funny..

[asshole]

Gone ta bed,
GOD IS DEAD,
Lies and truth are in my head!
Your history, society, conformity,
isn't much to me!!




Ummm.. Jesus is dead everyone, time to get over him!

God Your Such An Asshole

[floaterz]

What's with the repetitive death threats AZN time to change your style man U've been using the death threats ever since I been on this forum (wargun the illest)

so stop trying to try to Try weed cuz weed will make u try to c things u never tried or even thought of trying to try.

Why I'm I Trying to Try, If I'm just Trying to Try

editation to running

GET HIGH



Edited By floaterz on July 10 2004 at 20:16

[Evil-Blanka]

that... is a question that can only be answered if your in heaven.... i might not go to heaven so you ask him
jesus can be what ever you want him to be best friend home boy every thing i beleive in god

[J-Kw]

even though i make big money :laughlong:

and all da girls love me

J-Kw

[azncat]

What's with the repetitive death threats AZN time to change your style man U've been using the death threats ever since I been on this forum (wargun the illest)

so stop trying to try to Try weed cuz weed will make u try to c things u never tried or even thought of trying to try.

Why I'm I Trying to Try, If I'm just Trying to Try

editation to running

GET HIGH
um ok..... so why are you telling me to stop trying weed when your telling us to get high?

[VampireNinja]

I believe in Jesus and in God.

[Virtual Fighter]

i think in some sences, jesus is my homeboy. i feel, that instead of jesus being a sturn figure of obediance, he is a figure of freind ship and love.

so in some sences, yeah. hes my home boy. foshizzle, y0.

[VampireNinja]

^Said by the king

[asshole]

God Your Such An Asshole
DUDE!!!!
STOP CALLING GOD AN ASSHOLE!!!


SIN SIN SIN!!!
And yer tha one that believes in Religion...









( You didn't think that my whole Post would be in CaPitals.. did you? )

[Virtual Fighter]

can you exPlain to me again why you caPitalize your Ps like this?

[asshole]

No reason, and why won't this trick i'm trying to do work!?!?!?
Fu.ck forums!

[azncat]

No reason, and why won't this trick i'm trying to do work!?!?!?
Fu.ck forums!
ummm.... ok.... yea.... riiiiiiiiiight.....

[MasterX05]

Ummm.. Jesus is dead everyone, time to get over him!
haha and they think he rised from the dead 3 days later!

can you exPlain to me again why you caPitalize your Ps like this?

One word Police, u should see how he spells America. lol



Edited By MasterX05 on July 11 2004 at 15:04

Im No Religious Man

[akuma_forever]

Indeed.

[[purekilla]]

Im No Religious Man
so you dont like God?

[MasterX05]

if youaint religious person then why would u ask u dont like god. Why would I hate on someones god if I dont have a care or intrest in them?

[akuma_forever]

Non-religious people can also be known an atheists.

[streetballa23]

i wonder if he's white or black

[princeofprimus]

i wonder if he's white or black
asian

[streetballa23]

i wonder if he's white or black
asian
kewl man...he reppin da asians... :buttrock:

[Iplay2win]

jesus isnt asian

[azncat]

............... im asain...... we will never know what jesus is til we are in heaven...

[iTALY]

jesus isnt asian
How do you know? Have you met him before??

[`Crystal]

i have , im my dream i was dreaming dat i was dead then i went to heaven they god gave me he's pwoer like in bruce almighty :)

[azncat]

i have , im my dream i was dreaming dat i was dead then i went to heaven they god gave me he's pwoer like in bruce almighty :)
really? i saw that movie... lol.. monkey put teh ass....

[D!zzY]

No one knows what god is;............its probably not even human....... its like sum Light or sumthing maybe...... Or maybe a cross between a baboon and a hippo........

[blanka09]

He made man in his own image (for those that believe in Him)...so there..

That puts the theory of the cross between hippo and baboon.. well, you know where :biggrin:

[D!zzY]

It could be a she too......... Or it can be a She-male no one knows........

[MasterX05]

ummmm does it really mattter i mean does it? All I know is its all booty. seeing ppl doing what u call sins cussing from dust till dawn then going in the Church claming to be christian. Why but I must admit u guys are patient wating for your lord for over how many years? lol I might as well wait 5 months for Tupacs new movie.

[D!zzY]

and btw if ppl are waiting for his ressurection, why do they wear the cross? WTF Do you think thats what he wants to see when he's ressurected...........

Man: All Hail Jesus!
Jesus: Thank You My Children
Jesus Sees the Cross on the mans neck
Jesus: O Thx for reminding me ass hole.............

[akuma_forever]

Classic. :biggrin:

[MasterX05]

and btw if ppl are waiting for his ressurection, why do they wear the cross? WTF Do you think thats what he wants to see when he's ressurected...........

Man: All Hail Jesus!
Jesus: Thank You My Children
Jesus Sees the Cross on the mans neck
Jesus: O Thx for reminding me ass hole.............
lol that reminds me of a D12 song hellbound the one guy says I wear a cross on my chain buts its just to rock. Alot of ppl were the iced out cross thinking it look so badass

[Ludacris]

and btw if ppl are waiting for his ressurection, why do they wear the cross? WTF Do you think thats what he wants to see when he's ressurected...........

Man: All Hail Jesus!
Jesus: Thank You My Children
Jesus Sees the Cross on the mans neck
Jesus: O Thx for reminding me ass hole.............
lol....... I always asked my mom that question........if we worship him, why do we were a symbol of him getting killed?

she never answered me lol

[D!zzY]

Lol who wrote the bible anyways?

[Ludacris]

Lol who wrote the bible anyways?
12 discipulos

I think

[`Crystal]

and btw if ppl are waiting for his ressurection, why do they wear the cross? WTF Do you think thats what he wants to see when he's ressurected...........

Man: All Hail Jesus!
Jesus: Thank You My Children
Jesus Sees the Cross on the mans neck
Jesus: O Thx for reminding me ass hole.............
:angry: im wearing to cross right now. I wear it every day mostly the blue. i wear to represent dat im a christain, also to match my clothes.. i have all colors :)

[MasterX05]

told u niggaz only wear the cross just to rock it. I know Christains out there that dont wear it. Dont have to wear a cross to rep ur relgion but come on now. Thats like a drug dealer on the streets saying I am one with the lord with the cross on him.
???

[MasterKi]

for those who dont believe in him, once you die, you'll see if he's real or not

[Ludacris]

I don't feel like I have to wear a cross.......to be closer to god....... I won't wear them iced out crosses....... I find it for me, a disrespect cuz a lot of people were them but they don't even pray once in a while or just wear it cuz the chain look good.......

[azncat]

god is close to everyone.......................................... ........................................
.................................................. ........................................
................................................. :plain:

[Ludacris]

god is close to everyone.......................................... ........................................

.................................................. ........................................

................................................. :plain:
yup, even the one who disrespects him........

[D!zzY]

Yea but jesus isnt god............

[Ludacris]

he's god's son..... I know that....... we're just saying that people are wearing crosses these days and half of them don't know what it means lol

[VampireNinja]

Its true..Ppl just wear them cause of the ice...

Sad :(

[`Crystal]

Yea but jesus isnt god............
Jesus is God, in a human way

[asshole]

Ummm.. Jesus is dead everyone, time to get over him!
haha and they think he rised from the dead 3 days later!

can you exPlain to me again why you caPitalize your Ps like this?

One word Police, u should see how he spells America. lol
I sPell America liek this... >>>AmeriKKKacccc.. ;]

[asshole]

for those who dont believe in him, once you die, you'll see if he's real or not
Why do you have to DIE to find out..?
Is that what your God wants.. for all ofus to kill ourselves?

but once you DO die, and he's not there.. then yer saying you wasted your whole life believing in something that's not there?
That's why I'll just believe in him when I see him, until then, i'll stay tha way I am.

[D!zzY]

Jesus is God, in a human way
And You Know How? What if jesus was made up? No one knows......

[Ludacris]

well, we all gotta believe in something man........ if he exist or not....... I believe he exists....... others don't.......I respect their choice

[MasterX05]

Things like this are like some ppl whole life, and if they really found out there was no god. Well they probly kill themselves or go krazy. Sometimes hope does help ppl to live on in life. but I dont need it my fate is my own.

for those who dont believe in him, once you die, you'll see if he's real or not
Why do you have to DIE to find out..?
Is that what your God wants.. for all ofus to kill ourselves?

but once you DO die, and he's not there.. then yer saying you wasted your whole life believing in something that's not there?
That's why I'll just believe in him when I see him, until then, i'll stay tha way I am.
Such An Asshole


Oh An Im Not Athiest(SP)
Im Acually An Agnostic

[`Crystal]

Jesus is God, in a human way
And You Know How? What if jesus was made up? No one knows......
The Bible says it all. CAz i kno the deciple(or whomever wrote the Bible) would write something like dat an expects people to believe it ???

[Ludacris]

for those who dont believe in him, once you die, you'll see if he's real or not
Why do you have to DIE to find out..?
Is that what your God wants.. for all ofus to kill ourselves?

but once you DO die, and he's not there.. then yer saying you wasted your whole life believing in something that's not there?
That's why I'll just believe in him when I see him, until then, i'll stay tha way I am.
Such An Asshole


Oh An Im Not Athiest(SP)
Im Acually An Agnostic
what's an agnotist?

If You Want The Big Details Look It Up. but Loosly It Means You Dnt Believe In A God Or Any Religious Following. You Just Believe That After Death Isnt Really It

[Sportschick155]

y r u guys taking this thread so seriously. she was only joking with this lol jesus christ

[(X-F)Xavier]

for those who dont believe in him, once you die, you'll see if he's real or not
Why do you have to DIE to find out..?
Is that what your God wants.. for all ofus to kill ourselves?

but once you DO die, and he's not there.. then yer saying you wasted your whole life believing in something that's not there?
That's why I'll just believe in him when I see him, until then, i'll stay tha way I am.
Such An Asshole


Oh An Im Not Athiest(SP)
Im Acually An Agnostic
what's an agnotist?
It means your not athiest but your not sure. Sort of like inbetween.

[Kingryu1]

Mirellas hair was only joking, sheesh.

[Sportschick155]

lol.........mirella is on right now!!!!!=o

[Ludacris]

y r u guys taking this thread so seriously. she was only joking with this lol jesus christ
cuz we're stupid and like to take things to a serious level.......

that didn't make a lot of sense....... :corky:

[sleepless0dork]

whoa ya guys calm down jesus and jesus and joyti is joyti so whatever turns you on about god and poop then fine KEEP ON POSTING IN THE FREE WORLD :buttrock:

[Sportschick155]

..........jew i posted

[Wave Master]

ever seen robin hood men in tights

Quote
Robin Hood-"hey this is my new friend achoo"
Blind Friend-"A jew where?"

Never trust humans thats why I don't really believe in the bible

[sleepless0dork]

OMG WAVE MASTER YOUR A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO JOKES :shocked:

[sleepless0dork]

OKAY A REAL QUESTION THIS TIME WHAT WOULD JESUS DO IF HE WAS YOUR HOMEBOY???[B] :0 i need some serious answeres..and go.

[SBYRD5]

Yeah Jesus can turn water into wine...

He'd be a saint in homeland.......tis be thy ghetto...

[MasterX05]

OKAY A REAL QUESTION THIS TIME WHAT WOULD JESUS DO IF HE WAS YOUR HOMEBOY???[B] :0 i need some serious answeres..and go.
if he was my homie, he would give me the ability to walk on air lol and water! And ummm I would have the hottest pimped ride and me and jesus would hitup the mall buy the hottest gear in the joint. And then ill be like "yo Jesus look at that hottie and her friend of there. And the girl's really luv the Jesus plus I get me some play. Then we bounce to da club till like 1:30. Then we go around and egg and tepee the Johavh witness house and spary paint durty names on thier house. After that we then go to the bar for a couple of drinks, then we ride by th hood and show them hata's who hate on jesus that no niggaz can hate on my homeboy J! of corse when Sunday comes we rest and smoke weed at da crib. Then We do the whole shizznit over again.

And I'm serious about this, I'm so sin-surr, so sin-surr bout this shiznit!



Edited By MasterX05 on July 18 2004 at 02:23

Yeah but What About Those Damn Biscuts They Are Horrible

[SBYRD5]

told u niggaz only wear the cross just to rock it. I know Christains out there that dont wear it. Dont have to wear a cross to rep ur relgion but come on now. Thats like a drug dealer on the streets saying I am one with the lord with the cross on him.
???
*sigh* God walks with everyone.

Even though those who don't understand god.....he usually has the most mercy on those who hate.

It's funny a sinner can be a person who's kind and doesn't view themselves major sinners and can still be casted to hell.

you would have to let god in your life in a sincere manner.

So a preacher can still go to helll.....yeah best believe.

and a drug dealer can go to heaven......because in there view of life they view what they are doing the only way....the only way to make ends....I'd like to see a person who is a high school drop out come out on top and not be a music artist.

Life is a struggle and it's actually even for everyone....and I now understand why.....

A popular person who looks attractive struggles with being themselves when they realize what's the ultimate right...and what's truely wrong.

A wealthy man walks with pride and happens to be a christian.He never pays his tithes......he gets in a scandal and does an r.Kelly, or a Kobe. Than tyhat person once has wealth and everything slowily goes bankrupt.


Funny a poor man knows what to do with wealth...

and a wealthy man lets his wealth founder....

It's like this the more you know about GOD the more you have to dedicate your life to him....the less you know or understand the less you can't be faulted for.


If you realize something is truely wrong and you still go through with that action....then yeah you feel me. ???

(LOL Sports Canada is riding America.....lol...We're still in control LOL)



Edited By SBYRD5 on July 18 2004 at 05:34

Religion Suck I Hope That The Hindu God Is The Real God And All You Christions Get Hurt Yeah :buttrock:

[Sportschick155]

(LOL Sports Canada is riding America.....lol...We're still in control LOL)
pretty kick ass.. :)

[iTALY]

I'd like to see a person who is a high school drop out come out on top and not be a music artist.
ALbert Einstein.

And Canada beat the states in the last war =p

[Sportschick155]

holy poopt..did we rilly..thats pretty cool i didnt even know that :0 :) hahaha we own u guys

[sleepless0dork]

WOULD YOU USE THE POWER OF JESUS (if he was your homeboy?) TO DO ALOT OF MASS DESTRUCTION??? I NEED REAL ANWERES HERE AGAIN

ps. if you jesus was your homeboy what would the virgin marry be t you...AND..GO.

[`Crystal]

If jesus really jesus, i think i MIGHt give u hes power to do right things. but pplz wouldnt do dat. They juss use it for themselves ???

[MasterX05]

and a drug dealer can go to heaven......because in there view of life they view what they are doing the only way....the only way to make ends....I'd like to see a person who is a high school drop out come out on top and not be a music artist.
lol u must mean Kanye West.

Well If You Gave His Powers To Someone Who Had Everything He Wanted Than That Person Would Have No Choice but To Use The Power On Other Things :D

[sleepless0dork]

i think he would give joyti the power to be more perverted..and friendly to kids i mean it's pretty crazy..

[sleepless0dork]

i think he would give joyti the power to be more perverted..and friendly to kids i mean it's pretty crazy..
i would like to change the word joyti to sportschick un cinq cinq b1atches

[Sportschick155]

lol ur such a bastard

[sleepless0dork]

i think the perfect word for this one is jew are a bastarda

[PSYCHO]

### them hooknosed bastards indeed

[sleepless0dork]

boy..whatcha talking about foo..j/k your rad dawg JUST rad

[PSYCHO]

what's rad =S

[sleepless0dork]

what's rad =S
what. :shocked: it means cool

[PSYCHO]

i dont live in canada =/

[sleepless0dork]

i dont live in canada =/
yes..go on...
stop..hammer tyme :angry:



Edited By sleepless0dork on July 19 2004 at 01:04

[PSYCHO]

im not christian ..

[DA_VIPA]

wtf is going here?

[PSYCHO]

racism wana join in ?

[DA_VIPA]

er sure! you flipz i know your fliping hacking you flipity flipz!! i cant get that n00b has no life flash move out my head. racism bad making racism funny= good.for instance how do you get all the jews in a car? tell them hitler iz coming!! how do you get them out? them em hitler is ze driver!! ha ha ha!

[sleepless0dork]

dude that'sick but funny.. :shocked:

[DA_VIPA]

ooo yea baby! zik hau hail hitler mwuahahah

[PSYCHO]

lmao brilliant vipa :D

[sleepless0dork]

if jesus was your home boy would the virgin marry be to you........ :buttrock:

[DA_VIPA]

whas d difference between a jew and a pizza?...the pizza dont scream when you put it into an oven.

failed taliban recruitmant slogans
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!

[MasterX05]

I really think that DragonballZ is racist. Why is it that the sajin race mostly have dark black hair and dark brown eyes. but when they transform into so called "Super Sajin" Thier hair turns blonde and eyes blue. Thats like Hitlers goal and dream, his mission was to rid of the dark hair jews and breed a race that was superior to other races. And that was blonde hair blue eyes, white ppl. So why is it a regalur sajin consider normal and weak and when in ssj mode they are super strong and faster. Yep those racist son of abitchs.

Nope it dont end there Mr, popo why are his lips so big and why is he sooo black and it seems he is like Kama's Slave.

Hitler would wet his pants if he ever saw a Dbz epsiode of them turning into a all powerful blonde hair blue eye white boy. And hitler consider them the most powerful race.

Yep it all falls togther!
:angry:



Edited By MasterX05 on July 19 2004 at 02:32

[-_SKILLZ_-]

yall going of topic lmao dragon ball z racist lmao anyway god is evryone friend and not evryone savior unless u say a prayer to hm u know that prayer or gospel thats the only way to heaven

[DA_VIPA]

really i could of sworn you had to die 1st.

[Scaggs]

really i could of sworn you had to die 1st.
and PWNED was his nameo

[Kingryu1]

Chill on being racist guys, it's not right.

Mirellas hair is hawt.

No more racist comments.

Mirellas hair is s0 k3wl.

RACISM IS A BIG NO NO.

PS: Mirellas hair...

[DA_VIPA]

kkk is here to stay...il be quiet now :p

[akuma_forever]

^

That was a racist comment.

:biggrin:



Edited By akuma_forever on July 19 2004 at 08:03

[DA_VIPA]

no it aint why you liying for?

[floaterz]

ha aint lying it was

[sleepless0dork]

I THINK..KINGRYU IS SUCH A PERV.. :buttrock:

[sleepless0dork]

I THINK..KINGRYU IS SUCH A PERV.. :buttrock:

[PSYCHO]

yup ill second that ;)

[sleepless0dork]

i praise jeeesus for that yes my lord...j/k i don't belive in god...im scared. :buttrock:

[Kingryu1]

Mirellas hair is a pervert.

And be quiet psycho, no one likes you.

[sleepless0dork]

omg nooo your mean and a pedafile..

[montalvo]

Yeah i dont know you and i already dont like you XD

[PSYCHO]

And be quiet psycho, no one likes you.
it's a shame cuz im tryin so hard to get liked on the net by ppl i never even met =(

[sleepless0dork]

ahahaha good one :p

[PSYCHO]

i like to call it a one hit knock out :)

[sleepless0dork]

and i like to call kingryu a perverted pedafile :buttrock: :angryfire: :p :D

[PSYCHO]

i think everyone does ;)

[montalvo]

bah 15 pages....this thread gives me diarrhea



Edited By montalvo on July 20 2004 at 12:39

[PSYCHO]

o.0 ok.... too much info

[`Crystal]

soo.. whut we talin bout now jesus or racism or diarrhea

[SSJKeenan]

man this is a stupid topic some one need to close this is jesus a real person of course he is and if he wasent then how we became on earth?

soo.. whut we talin bout now jesus or racism or diarrhea
Isnt It All The Same ;)

[`Crystal]

i dunno, dats y i asked =/

[azncat]

soo.. whut we talin bout now jesus or racism or diarrhea
all 3.... how racist was teh people so jesus came down and invented diareeah and gave it to em all cuz they were too damn racist



Edited By azncat on July 19 2004 at 17:00

[MasterX05]

man this is a stupid topic some one need to close this is jesus a real person of course he is and if he wasent then how we became on earth?
how did jesus bring us to this Earth lol, look at what ur saying. Think u can explain it to e cuase im confused ??? lol

[`Crystal]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)

[iTALY]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
lol.

wow are you like 8?

Adam and eve working for money? lol.

[hunk-h]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
yeah i think that's true

one of them turned evil....

i think i saw it on PBS

[PSYCHO]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve
so ur saying that Jesus is a god while he's human and wasn't even the first around ever ?? Not even around 3rd ever.

for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now
Go to work =S women can't work ? is work supposed to be a punishment ?? I'm sorry but it don't make any sense at all.
Lot's of wholes in your "theory" if you want to know how it went for real i can tell you - it's never too late to convert lol

;)

[Ludacris]

And be quiet psycho, no one likes you.
it's a shame cuz im tryin so hard to get liked on the net by ppl i never even met =(
lol.......sarcasm......always working for Psycho :biggrin:

[akuma_forever]

Indeed.

[`Crystal]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve
so ur saying that Jesus is a god while he's human and wasn't even the first around ever ?? Not even around 3rd ever.

for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now
Go to work =S women can't work ? is work supposed to be a punishment ?? I'm sorry but it don't make any sense at all.
Lot's of wholes in your "theory" if you want to know how it went for real i can tell you - it's never too late to convert lol

;)
Go to work =S women can't work ? is work supposed to be a punishment ?? I'm sorry but it don't make any sense at all.
Lot's of wholes in your "theory" if you want to know how it went for real i can tell you - it's never too late to convert lol

;)[quote]

No they couldnt go to work.....UNTIL they made the women Suffrage.

They use to be house wives

[SSJKeenan]

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for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve
so ur saying that Jesus is a god while he's human and wasn't even the first around ever ?? Not even around 3rd ever.

for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now
Go to work =S women can't work ? is work supposed to be a punishment ?? I'm sorry but it don't make any sense at all.
Lot's of wholes in your "theory" if you want to know how it went for real i can tell you - it's never too late to convert lol

;)
Go to work =S women can't work ? is work supposed to be a punishment ?? I'm sorry but it don't make any sense at all.
Lot's of wholes in your "theory" if you want to know how it went for real i can tell you - it's never too late to convert lol

;)

No they couldnt go to work.....UNTIL they made the women Suffrage.

They use to be house wives
wait wait wait wait hold up this topic is the dumbest topic i seen ever this is one topic that should be closed :biggrin:

[`Crystal]

yea ur right...enough bout Jesus..move bout food (im hungry)

[Ludacris]

replacing Jesus with food..........

if Jesus was there, he would slap U lol :corky:

[`Crystal]

if juses was hurr, he would understand dat im trying to explain to them..but they wanna change the sub. so i change it to food

[Scaggs]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
yeah i think that's true

one of them turned evil....

i think i saw it on PBS
God Bless PBS...oh wait they brought us Barney screw them

[SSJKeenan]

replacing Jesus with food..........

if Jesus was there, he would slap U lol :corky:
thay's wrong you will be sent to hell now who ever open this topic close it because it is not right to play with Jesus like that it is wrong to use his name in vain so close this topic

[Ludacris]

:lookaround:

[MasterX05]

umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.

So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now

then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.

caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat :)
WTF! i mean Crystal im with italy on this are u 8?
Im not a relgious person nor do I go to church and I know the dam story that ppl cooked up.

It was god who made the plant blah blah blah... he notice Adam felt lonley took a rib out of his body to creat women (eve). God told them they could chill out in this wonderland of a garden. but what ever they do "do not eat the friut from that dam tree. And just like a hard headed women Eve dumb ass eats it, then walks up to Adam and hands it to him (Adam not knowing where it was from its it then boom!) God kicks them out of the garden and so called seald it off. He didnt kick them out of "heaven" And for the stupid ass women pushment they will have great pain when giving birth. Not make them carry it for 9 months, and mens punshments was to listen to yall nagg in our ear. And becuase of these 2 naked dumbflucks we are so called "suffering".
(but oh wait I know nothing about god it was "Jesus" who did this yes he made me where i am today)

*looks at what he wrote*

<span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>DO U PEOPLE HAVE ANY DAMN SENSE WHATSO EVER!</span> who in the hell came up with this, ive heard fariy tales more beliveable. Hell Sinbad and his journeys might as well be real, or a lost city under the sea called Atlantis!

[`Crystal]

ok ok thnx..but its almost same thing i said ..but big deal..its over now ??? ;)

[Ludacris]

adam & eve story......... classic

[MasterX05]

adam & eve its Ludacris!

Does Anyone Know Who John Holmes Is

[`Crystal]

I think so..i can remeber ???

[Ludacris]

Does Anyone Know Who John Holmes Is
.......hum....... I don't know........ I've seen this show about someone Holmes........ he was a porno actor and he died of aids....... I don,t think U,re talkin about him though

Bahahahahahahahaha Well I Doubt You Do but He Had A Huge Penis

[Ludacris]

Bahahahahahahahaha Well I Doubt You Do but He Had A Huge Penis
hum.........so he did....... but he still died of aids

That May Be So but He Was Kool Anyways

[Ludacris]

That May Be So but He Was Kool Anyways
yah and he has the record for the most porno movies done I think........or was it Ron Jeremy?!........

anywayz

I Dont Know Porn Records

[Ludacris]

I Dont Know Porn Records
yo, but it's surprising that Ron Jeremy had that much fame in the porn industry......... I guess U only need the essential tool in this kinda industry

No He Has Other Strange Talents ???

[Ludacris]

No He Has Other Strange Talents ???
like what?

How Did We Start Talking About Porn On A Jesus Thread

[Ludacris]

How Did We Start Talking About Porn On A Jesus Thread
I dunno man......... I rather not ask any questions and carry on with the conversation we're having lol........

so what kinda tricks?

Like Finishing On Command

[Ludacris]

Like Finishing On Command
man.......gotta be in total control

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[Ludacris]

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U get that too lol :p

Yeah Its Driving Me Nuckin Futz

[Ludacris]

Yeah Its Driving Me Nuckin Futz
the first letter reverse.........classic

And I Did It Effortlessly

[Ludacris]

it happens.......things come naturally

Like Easter Egg Hunting

[Ludacris]

Like Easter Egg Hunting
man I suck at that..........I usually find one.......or two.......

Pfft Its Easier Than Giving Santa A Beer

[Ludacris]

Pfft Its Easier Than Giving Santa A Beer
me they alwyas hid it where I never thought they would hid them lol

Well Then Your Not Really Crazy

[Ludacris]

Well Then Your Not Really Crazy
it's just that I was always trying to find the complicated hiding places.........but never looking for the simplest ones

[iTALY]

No they couldnt go to work.....UNTIL they made the women Suffrage.

They use to be house wives
LoL

are we talking about god or the history of the modern world?

Always Look In Your Shoes

[Ludacris]

Always Look In Your Shoes
lol.......they got me with that every year.......once they put them there, the other year they didn't........

[`Crystal]

No they couldnt go to work.....UNTIL they made the women Suffrage.

They use to be house wives
LoL

are we talking about god or the history of the modern world?
it depends ;)

What The Hell Were Did That Come From

[Ludacris]

What The Hell Were Did That Come From
I dunno man.........I dunno

Was Is Jupiter Or Venus

[Ludacris]

Was Is Jupiter Or Venus
Mars would make more sense.........or Mercury

What About Pluto

[Ludacris]

What About Pluto
too far........too small.........too cold.........

Uranus

[Ludacris]

Uranus
I'd never got there........the name just gives me this weird feeling it's gonna have this huge crater expulsing smelly things.......

I Wonder WHy

[Ludacris]

I Wonder WHy
I don't wonder I already know why

Thats Kool Cause I Dont

[Ludacris]

Thats Kool Cause I Dont
of course U do........

Uranus
your anus.......

took me a while to get that one lol......I can be really salow sometimes......

Wait I Still Dont Get It What About Your Anus

[Ludacris]

Wait I Still Dont Get It What About Your Anus
not my anus.........your anus........lol

That Is What I Said Your Anus

[Ludacris]

That Is What I Said Your Anus
oh.........well........about your anus.........

[Scaggs]

nah thats wive's tales

My Anus Is A Wives Tale

[Ludacris]

nah thats wive's tales
wha?!

That Is What Scaggs Said

[Ludacris]

wive's tale?

Dunno

[PSYCHO]

calo takes male enhancement pills ???

[DA_VIPA]

i duno what he's taking but i know your all on crack!!..plz share

[Ludacris]

i duno what he's taking but i know your all on crack!!..plz share
I..........forgot