5000... - How long?

[Selvin]

Well I'm back in hope to get 5000. So I'll be doing the spamming here, but any bets on how long it will take?? I'm think I'll make it June 9th.

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[Razz]

Selvin, spamming is not tolerated here. This place is for insanity, not spam!
*shakes head*

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[Selvin]

Shoot, alright...

[Razz]

Woah, that's the most spam I've seen on a forum by one person in my life!
Huzza, you deserve a freek'n cookie!

[Selvin]

Well I think I know what I can do for insanity. ;)

[Selvin]

I HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE, THE OTHER DAY, HER NAME WAS JESUS, AND FOR HER EVERYONE CRIED, EVERYONE CRIED, EVERYONE CRIED.

(This is Insanity right??)

[Razz]

Yes... I guess it could be insanity :eek:

[Selvin]

BoRn WiT nO sOuL, lAcK oF cOnTrOl, cUt FrOm ThE mOlD oF tHe AnTi-SoCiAl. (I can get used to this.) :D

[Selvin]

TRY HER PHILOSOPHY, TRY HER PHILOSOPHY, TRY HER PHILOSOPHY, TRY. YOU DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY, DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY, DIE HER PHILOSPHY DIE.

[Selvin]

You never think you know why,
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, Ever think you know why,
Know.

[Selvin]

Don't ever try to fly, don't ever try to fly, Don't ever try to fly, unless you leave your body on the other side, Never try to die, you ever try to die.

[Selvin]

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray,

[Selvin]

Watching, from a post up high, from where you see the ships a far, from a well trained eye.

[Razz]

Okay, now that was just spam

[Selvin]

Hmm I think I gets it now.

[Razz]

Okay, goob.
No go forth... AND MULTIPLY!!! :eek:

[Selvin]

Okay, I think this is okay:

Preflight delight,
Defaced street lights,
A pyramid mind ****,
Don't leave your seats now,

Popcorn everywhere, canned,
Clich

[skate919]

Since I joined in January and this is the only XvsSF forum that I am not an advanced member in, can I get some spammage in here too? Just enough to make me one of those crappy members. I think I will post my WORLD FAMOUS JOKES in here as well as my memorable quotes (like the one I will post in a couple of minutes that everyone is tired of...)

[Selvin]

Lets hear some jokes man.

[kawaii-aerith]

yes , bring on the jokes!
*donut*

:baaa:
:withstupid:

[DX Zero]

i guess they forgot a rule..
to make it so u can only post twice unless someone post in between the posts :D :baaa:

[KidKrazyShit]

I cannot believe you did this Selvin....
;)

[Selvin]

I've wonder around where you can't see...
I've felt the evil come out of me...

[skate919]

First I'm gonna post three of my classic Senshukentaikai jokes (anyone from senshuken who wants to request one, just shout it out)

*ahem*
THE MAN WHO LOVED BAKED BEANS

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most
wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a
blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.

[skate919]

The Test
(you have probably heard this one before)


Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples!"

and here is the other one...

The Big Test


A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an
assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill,
and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved
before you can even be considered for the position.

After sending some applicants through the background checks,
training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to
2 men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which person would get
the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test
took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you
will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill
her."

The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be
serious! I could never shoot my own wife!"

"Well," says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man
for this job then."

So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a
gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter
what the circumstances," they explained to the second man.
"Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this
gun and kill her."

The second man looked a bit shocked, but nonetheless took the
gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes,
then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in
his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the
trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the
job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."

Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her
to the same door to the same room and hand her the same gun. "We
must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what
the circumstances, this is your final test. Inside you will find
your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."

The woman took the gun and opened the door. Once the door
closed, the CIA heard the gun start firing. One shot after
another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went
on for several minutes, then all went quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun
was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the b@stard to death with
the chair!"

[System of a Peter]

If today I die
and can't deny
the poison chosen
for tonight
tonight

[Kingryu1]

Why did the chicken cross the road???

to get to the over side!!!

HAHAHAHAHA....that was lame......

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :vamp:

[Dan Hibiki]

I'd like to introduce my expert on System of a Down and related music, my brother.

System of a Peter, that is.

[System of a Peter]

Yeah, i'm with hibiki. so don' mess wi' me.
On a different note-

What has four legs and an arm?

A rotweiler in a children's playground.

[skate919]

Dan... has... a... BROTHER?!?!?! That is something I never would have thought of...

[Dan Hibiki]

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Dan shakes his head.</span>

He worries me sometimes...