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Juggernaut
12-03-2002, 02:23 PM
Seeing how some of you hate Santa in my other topic "Are You Ready For Christmas?" If you wanna mess around some more here ya go!

Child: Its Jolly Old Saint Nick!
Officer: Well he was jolly till he fell off your roof...
Child faints & falls backwards into snow.
akuma_forever
12-03-2002, 02:48 PM
jolly old saint dickolas,i wish you were in hell. ;)
asshole
12-03-2002, 05:02 PM
No.. not in hell, then he'd be with me..

See:
In hell, In hell,
We like it well,
If we don't like it,
we make it swell...

Thats a punk song by the way...
bloodpack
12-03-2002, 09:29 PM
poor old St. Nick, he's been the target practice by naughty kids lately :buttrock:
akuma_forever
12-04-2002, 02:17 PM
yeah i just nailed him in the but with a .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 :biggrin:
Juggernaut
12-04-2002, 04:44 PM
Like making fun of him lol...
bloodpack
12-05-2002, 12:34 AM
yeah i just nailed him in the but with a .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 :biggrin:
but he is too morbidly obese and bullets would only bounce off him :biggrin:
machine1
12-06-2002, 12:05 PM
ho ho ho merry christmas ho :lol:
i think thats funny enough
Juggernaut
12-07-2002, 03:19 PM
:laughlong: :laughlong: