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(fighter)
11-02-2002, 05:10 AM
i have some (your moma is so fat she did a back flip and kicked jessus in the chin) ( your moma is so dum it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes) last one (your moma is so fat when her water broke everone yelled tidle wave) be original dont post the same joke and use your mind
LiquidSnake78
11-02-2002, 05:21 AM
Here is a old one i use when i was a kid. (Your moma is so dum, she took a battery stick it up her butt and said "I got the power!")

Thats an old one.

;)
(fighter)
11-02-2002, 05:24 AM
lmao thats a good one :laughlong:
SolidSnake76
11-02-2002, 05:40 AM
your moma so fat, her belt size is equator. [its kinda old but good]
(fighter)
11-02-2002, 05:40 AM
these are all your moma is so stupid jokes that im posting

(I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...)

(she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!)

(when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!")
(she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.)

(when I asked her Are You Single? - she said, no 'I is Double jointed')

(I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.)

(she invented a silent car alarm.)

(she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job)
(when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?')
:laughlong:
MasterX05
11-02-2002, 06:17 AM
yo mama so dum, when someone said it was chill outside, she ran out the house with a bowl. :biggrin:
sk8erfox805
11-02-2002, 10:30 AM
more mama jokes??? i thought liger zero made a topic like this ......
SolidSnake76
11-02-2002, 03:41 PM
your moma so poor and ugly, she use a mop is weave.
iTALY
11-02-2002, 05:43 PM
i got some
(Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!)
(Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.)
(Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!)
Gotenks13
11-02-2002, 07:34 PM
Nice jokes, but your mom is so old, she was gang-bangin with the Hebrews.

Your mom is so stupid, she thinks that "What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff." isn't a funny joke...I just made that up. :biggrin:
iTALY
11-02-2002, 08:42 PM
Nice jokes, but your mom is so old, she was gang-bangin with the Hebrews.

Your mom is so stupid, she thinks that "What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff." isn't a funny joke...I just made that up. :biggrin:
LOL i like the last one its stupid but funny
(Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call. )
(Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said
(fighter)
11-03-2002, 05:49 AM
more mama jokes??? i thought liger zero made a topic like this ......
not that i know of and if he did who cares
iTALY
11-03-2002, 09:46 AM
stay on the topic ...jeez...lol i cant think of another yet someone else post one u bastards
(fighter)
11-03-2002, 11:01 AM
the best one yet is your moma is so dum she got fired from a blow job
coolplayer2K2
11-03-2002, 11:19 AM
lol yall great jokers well heres mine

yo momo that burger king was a name of the king
SolidSnake76
11-03-2002, 11:35 AM
yo moma so ugly, she need a jackhammer for a facelift.
LiquidSnake78
11-03-2002, 11:39 AM
Heres some another one.

(Your moma is so fat, they use her as a hotair bollon)

(Your moma is so stupid, when i was were blue, and white, She though the sky was falling.)
iTALY
11-03-2002, 12:40 PM
(ur mama so fat when she wore yellow one day, some guy called out "taxi") thats the oldest one i could remember lol
QUIET_KILLER
11-03-2002, 12:53 PM
[color=blue:post_uid2]Your moma so dumb she got hit by a park car.
Your moma so fat that when she sat on a tree she made paper.
Your moma so fat that she got her own 2 movies Free willy 1&2. :laughlong:[/color:post_uid2]