What would thou bring?

[chaoscrippla]

Ok, this is going to be uber cliche' but here it goes anyway.

If the polar ice caps where melting and there was an announcement that the whole world was going to flood in 24 hours, what would you do to survive the flood?

Theres is NO natural land what so ever after the flood, so no "i would find an island" crap.

Also, dont be a wanker and say "id build noahs ark!" if you do, ill send your ass to hell.





DISCUSS!


EDIT: And be realistic for jesus's sake!



Edited By chaoscrippla on 1115834597

[bloodpack]

seriously, id wish am dead
dont wana suffer all this hardships, being one of the survivors of this catastrophe
i dont wana witness ppl dying, having to choose the person id save, worrying what to bring, etc...
so id rather be dead in an instant

[alamgir]

Get a space shuttle and go to the moon.

[gieandfer]

simple. drown

[Virtual Fighter]

I'd say "SAVE ME JEBUS!"

[Dark_Paladin_X]

I'd say "Save me JEBUS" as well. :D

hmm. i would....

learn to breath underwater. :biggrin:

[Elena]

Kill Gush and use his big air head as a bouy.

[$ilent K!ller]

well then i'd just live as long as i have as a king and rob stores and what not Then....Drown

[gieandfer]

lol. if i do live nothin but fish would be left. so i guess i get a big ass joe crabs shack feast. go to everyones house(whats left of it) and take what i can. then id kill myself out of boredom

[SolidSnake76]

live on the norweigan dawn

you didnt say anything about boats, they would survive if they dont run aground or get tipped by waves. hell if any of u wanna start fightin, i swim to a US aircraft carrier

[gieandfer]

use ur logic. bring a lifeboat or those life things that inflate an are oranges. only thing u have to watch out for is sharks

solidsnake:he said no boats

[asshole]

That's easy, i'd go to a bank, and get like 1 million dollar loan and go buy tha bigggggggest boat there is(TITANIC style) and live in that, DUH!

[gieandfer]

what IS it with u people? NO BOATS

[asshole]

He didn't say "NO BOATS", ya terd burgler!
He said "Don't be a Wanker and say i'd build Noah's Arch", there's a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE difference!

[dominicankid098]

Do like Elian Gonzalez and ride on top of a dolphin.

or

I would hire the Cubans to build me one of them "Pick-up Truck" Floating devices.

I swear, them cubans somehow managed to make the truck run on water. If I was NASA, I would have hired them quickly. Maybe they know a way to fly to the moon using cheaper items, instead of all this "hi-tech space shuttle" crap.



Edited By dominicankid098 on 1115791331

[DX Zero]

California would be the first to go anyway...
lmao..
i was going to say build a ark... till i fully read chaoscrippla first post...lol..
i'd mate for 24 hours and make a boat out off....i can't use that idea...

um...
i'd ride a whale lead by a jewish shark till the waves die down...



Edited By DX Zero on 1115793780

[chaoscrippla]

God you flipters, you would all die.



I forgot to mention, its going to pour down raining for 40 days and 40 nights AFTER the world is flooded.


Heres a realistic hint.


LIQUID OXYGEN!

[alamgir]

I'll think of a good answer when or if the time comes

[asshole]

LIQUID OXYGEN!
And.. how long would THAT last?

[alamgir]

Yeah, whats the point in having liquid oxygen? Its not like all the oxygen in the Earth's atmosphere is gonna go because of flooding. And what asshole said is an imprtant factor too.

[Angel-Eyes]

EDIT: And be realistic for jesus's sake!
how do we be realistic if the scenario you gave us is completely silly.



no matter, I would take a spaceship to mars and then terraform it...

oh yeah and I would bring several hot women to be my wives to repopulate

[SolidSnake76]

solidsnake:he said no boats
where? where you see that?

and chaos, this will NEVER happen. god did done promise he never flood the earth again. and even if this ever did happen, out of the thousands or millions of boat in the world, one would have to survive.

btw, describe the liquid oxygen for us, how would u use it?

[gieandfer]

ya terd burgler!
ur five times what that means
California would be the first to go anyway...
what makes u think that?

[Elena]

California would be the first to go anyway...
what makes u think that?
With all those dang earthquakes y'all have over there. The bottom part of cali will soon float away...plus y'all are like right on a fault line if I remember correctly.

[gieandfer]

ur just hating cause we have sun.......

[Elena]

ur just hating cause we have sun.......
Um...I'm a Miamian(is that a word)...are you saying we don't have sun. Now unless your talking about North Cakalaki then we have sun and SNOW!!! Beat that.

Ok, this is going to be uber cliche' but here it goes anyway.

If the polar ice caps where melting and there was an announcement that the whole world was going to flood in 24 hours, what would you do to survive the flood?

Theres is NO natural land what so ever after the flood, so no "i would find an island" crap.

Also, dont be a wanker and say "id build noahs ark!" if you do, ill send your ass to hell.





DISCUSS!


EDIT: And be realistic for jesus's sake!
What would you do queer man, ahaha anyway i'd keep pushing my self to the top until something eventually happens.

[gieandfer]

we have beaches

[asshole]

ya terd burgler!
ur five times what that means
California would be the first to go anyway...
what makes u think that?
So you're sayin' I steal Portable Potties for a living?

[gieandfer]

yep

[asshole]

Shhhhhhieeeeeeeeeeet, COOL! ;]

[gieandfer]

ur not supposed to think thats good. i want to make u feel miserable u STD
u see that didnt even make sense

[asshole]

You know what makes no sense?
Givin' your dad an erection to Provide your mom with an ear infection.

[gieandfer]

ur life makes no sense!

[asshole]

;]

[chaoscrippla]

@Kester- How is the polar ice caps melting silly? How about you read up on global warming aye?

I simply accelerated the whole thing (ala "day after tomorrow").


@Solidsnake76: Please dont bring that poop in here. I have no opposition to anyones religion but if your so "that will NEVER happen "ish then you shouldnt have postedd in the first place.

And liquid oxygen is just what the name implys, if used properly you can breathe underwater with it, and it actually exists.



@Shadow-Ryu: why do you keep insulting me?

It seems you've become bitter since i pwned you on that old g.g. forum.

Go find a hobby, and while your looking, lay off my nutts.


And its been stated that california is actually sinking as we speak, it gos underwater a few centimeters every year or so i think.

[asshole]

My tolerence level has Peeked,
And it's time for heads to get thrown,
just because I sPeak PEACE,
doesn't mean I can't throw no boes.

[Elena]

we have beaches
Uh...I hope this doesn't sound too mean but when is the last time u've looked at a map. North Carolina has beaches....and duh of course Miami/Florida has beaches.

[gieandfer]

so? we have the sun. the most powerful element of them all. without it, wed die

[Elena]

I think the sun is getting to your head...because I just said we have sun....or maybe it's the energy drinks...

[Dark_Paladin_X]

I think the sun is getting to your head...because I just said we have sun....or maybe it's the energy drinks...
lol. Alot of people have energy drinks on the brain.

[gieandfer]

leave the powerade out of this. what did the powerade ever do to u?

[Dark_Paladin_X]

leave the powerade out of this. what did the powerade ever do to u?
hey. i like powerade. more than gatorade :D

[gieandfer]

ok then. what does elena got against the enrgy drinks.

[AnimeGirl4evr]

leave the powerade out of this. what did the powerade ever do to u?
hey. i like powerade. more than gatorade :D
gatorade tastes better..

[gieandfer]

there both the freakin same

[AnimeGirl4evr]

no...powerade tastes different..

untouchable_1: h2O

GHETTO_Ryu: gatorade

untouchable_1: h2O!!

GHETTO_Ryu: gatoradeeeee

untouchable_1: h2O!!!!!

GHETTO_Ryu: gatoradeeeeeeeeee

ace:O_o;

[Angel-Eyes]

@Kester- How is the polar ice caps melting silly? How about you read up on global warming aye?
I have read on it, which is why I find it silly....

apparently you find it to be realistic because hollywood's special effects in some movie make it look real

[Razz]

If the world were to flood, I would float around and eat whales.

[dominicankid098]

What a typical answer from Razz. =) Welcome back dude.

[Dark_Paladin_X]

If the world were to flood, I would float around and eat whales.
Tell me as to how? How would you take down something that more than twice your size?

[Elena]

If the world were to flood, I would float around and eat whales.
Tell me as to how? How would you take down something that more than twice your size?
He could sit his big bum in it's blow hole perhaps....

[Metal_Ken]

Its pretty simple. Go and live in a submarine :) get your family, generators, and other things u would need to live on and live in asubmarine :)

[gieandfer]

Its pretty simple. Go and live in a submarine :) get your family, generators, and other things u would need to live on and live in asubmarine :)
nice answer. not only is it logical but displays nice effort. a submarine would ONLY hold all your relatives and needs.

[Angel-Eyes]

yeah pull a captain nemo and built a nautilus

[_dmx_]

hmmmmmmmmmm...

I would probably get to a baot asap

[SBYRD5]

http://www.firstfitnessoforlando.com/pictures/fat%20kids%206.jpg

[Dark_Paladin_X]

http://www.firstfitnessoforlando.com/pictures/fat%20kids%206.jpg
I'm sure he would have nooooo problem getting through the flood. He could be strong enough to get what he wants before the flood. :D

[chaoscrippla]

Or he would be too busy eating and drown in the aftermath.

[Razz]

Tell me as to how? How would you take down something that more than twice your size?
Madd Skillz.

[gieandfer]

lmao sbyrd5. he would have no trouble. he can last about three weeks without food but for his water needs, he can jus drink the flood

[Dark_Paladin_X]

Tell me as to how? How would you take down something that more than twice your size?
Madd Skillz.
Madd Skillz??

Define these...Mad Skillz

[alamgir]

You know mad people have mad skillz to do mad things.

[Dark_Paladin_X]

You know mad people have mad skillz to do mad things.
oh. i know. i just want him to show HOW he would use these mad skillz in this situation.

[gieandfer]

You know mad people have mad skillz to do mad things.
oh. i know. i just want him to show HOW he would use these mad skillz in this situation.
use ur brain smart one