Iplay2win's tips for non-stupid polls (v. 1.1)

[Iplay2win]

Here is an example of a stupid poll:


Q: Who's the best band ever?
A1: Evanesence
A2: Spice Girls
A3: AC/DC
A4: Eminem
A5: Other

This poll is stupid because:
- There are far too many possible answers to the question to have in a poll. Even if you include an "other" option, the majority of voters will be voting "other". This is not a good thing.
- The 4 (not counting "other") options cannot be compared to one another, they're too different.


Here is another stupid poll:


Q: Who's going to win the next US election?
A1: bush all the way, he rocks!
A2: Kerry because I'm a whiny liberal #####!
A3: Nader because I'm even whinier than the guy who voted for Kerry!


This poll is stupid because:
- The poll insults people who disagree with the author of the poll and biases them to agree with the author.
- In this case, there aren't too many options to have a poll, but you should still include an "other" option, because people like Uber (who is voting Libertarian) will (legitimately) complain if you force them into a box you don't want to put them into.
- The author is also assuming that everybody who votes for bush think that "He rocks". Some will just view him as the lesser of two evils, and aren't particularly excited about having very little choice other than voting for him for that reason. Either provide more options for each candidate, or don't provide any and cut off the "all the way, he rocks!"


Here is the final stupid poll:


Q: SHULD PMSSY_ADMIN B BAN.NED 4 BEING A STOOPID MOORN?
A1: YESYESYSYESYES!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!11111one11111 1!!!!!!1111111
A2: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!1 11!!!!!!!!!!!!
A3: YYYEEESSS!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!11 1!!!111!!!111!
A4: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A5: DUH, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
A6: HE SHLD GET HIS AZZ KICKD!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This poll is stupid because:
- The question suggests the answer... By calling PMSSY_ADMIN a "stoopid moorn" in the question, you're leading the voter to choose one answer over another.
- There is no "no" answer. Also, what about the people who just think they deserve a warning or two?
- Polls are not the place to be exuberant with your punctuation. Neither is anywhere else on the forum, but polls especially.
- Polls are also where you should be extra-careful with your spelling and grammar, since, while people browsing a topic you've posted in may not see a post you make, if they go into a topic with a poll, they will see the poll. Mistakes here are asking from flames from certain members (eyes Jill and Jordan)
- Generally, the staff will take responsibility for "Should we do to ____?" polls. Do not take it upon yourself to create one unless you've spoken to a staff member about it and they've told you to create one. This isn't 100% necessary, it's just common courtesy, and sometimes the staff member will agree with you and just ban them, taking a few hours off the wait.


To close, a non-stupid poll:


Q: What's your favourite high school subject?
A1: English (or another language)
A2: Math
A3: Science
A4: Music/Art/Drama/Dance/etc.
A5: History/Civics/Current Events
A6: Phys. Ed/Outdoor Ed.
A7: Lunch
A8: Other
A9: Don't have a favourite


This poll is non-stupid because:
- Iplay2win wrote it, and, after all, Iplay2win's perfect in every way, just ask Nferno666 :) The answers don't force people into boxes... All the popular answers are up there, and just in case, there's an "other" option if you missed something, and a "I dunno" for the slackers.
- The question and responses are all short and the spelling and grammar are reasonably correct.

Hopefully everybody's learned something from this. Read pages 221-226 for homework and answer the questions, next day we're doing "editing your posts without looking like a dumbass", and this will be on the exam.

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Edited By (~thug~) on 1100149418

[party_gurl]

:Oo:

[azncat]

for god sakes why cant you die....? stupid polls stupid topics... i think you should keep it to urself :)

[QUIET_KILLER]

Here is an example of a stupid poll:


Q: Who's the best band ever?
A1: Evanesence
A2: Spice Girls
A3: AC/DC
A4: Eminem
A5: Other

This poll is stupid because:
- There are far too many possible answers to the question to have in a poll. Even if you include an "other" option, the majority of voters will be voting "other". This is not a good thing.
- The 4 (not counting "other") options cannot be compared to one another, they're too different.


Here is another stupid poll:


Q: Who's going to win the next US election?
A1: bush all the way, he rocks!
A2: Kerry because I'm a whiny liberal #####!
A3: Nader because I'm even whinier than the guy who voted for Kerry!


This poll is stupid because:
- The poll insults people who disagree with the author of the poll and biases them to agree with the author.
- In this case, there aren't too many options to have a poll, but you should still include an "other" option, because people like Uber (who is voting Libertarian) will (legitimately) complain if you force them into a box you don't want to put them into.
- The author is also assuming that everybody who votes for bush think that "He rocks". Some will just view him as the lesser of two evils, and aren't particularly excited about having very little choice other than voting for him for that reason. Either provide more options for each candidate, or don't provide any and cut off the "all the way, he rocks!"


Here is the final stupid poll:


Q: SHULD PMSSY_ADMIN B BAN.NED 4 BEING A STOOPID MOORN?
A1: YESYESYSYESYES!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!11111one11111 1!!!!!!1111111
A2: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!1 11!!!!!!!!!!!!
A3: YYYEEESSS!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!111!!!11 1!!!111!!!111!
A4: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A5: DUH, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
A6: HE SHLD GET HIS AZZ KICKD!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This poll is stupid because:
- The question suggests the answer... By calling PMSSY_ADMIN a "stoopid moorn" in the question, you're leading the voter to choose one answer over another.
- There is no "no" answer. Also, what about the people who just think they deserve a warning or two?
- Polls are not the place to be exuberant with your punctuation. Neither is anywhere else on the forum, but polls especially.
- Polls are also where you should be extra-careful with your spelling and grammar, since, while people browsing a topic you've posted in may not see a post you make, if they go into a topic with a poll, they will see the poll. Mistakes here are asking from flames from certain members (eyes Jill and Jordan)
- Generally, the staff will take responsibility for "Should we do to ____?" polls. Do not take it upon yourself to create one unless you've spoken to a staff member about it and they've told you to create one. This isn't 100% necessary, it's just common courtesy, and sometimes the staff member will agree with you and just ban them, taking a few hours off the wait.


To close, a non-stupid poll:


Q: What's your favourite high school subject?
A1: English (or another language)
A2: Math
A3: Science
A4: Music/Art/Drama/Dance/etc.
A5: History/Civics/Current Events
A6: Phys. Ed/Outdoor Ed.
A7: Lunch
A8: Other
A9: Don't have a favourite


This poll is non-stupid because:
- Iplay2win wrote it, and, after all, Iplay2win's perfect in every way, just ask Nferno666 :) The answers don't force people into boxes... All the popular answers are up there, and just in case, there's an "other" option if you missed something, and a "I dunno" for the slackers.
- The question and responses are all short and the spelling and grammar are reasonably correct.

Hopefully everybody's learned something from this. Read pages 221-226 for homework and answer the questions, next day we're doing "editing your posts without looking like a dumbass", and this will be on the exam.
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This might have to compute tomorow :O

[Iplay2win]

*sigh* every topic I make people put frogs in it

[Elena]

*sigh* every topic I make people put frogs in it
LOL...

Look here lady you are always calling attention to yourself. I don't know if you are doing this on purpose but if you want ppl to take you seriously then stop making stupid topics. I know this is RI and everything but there is no need to make a topic for everything that pops in your mind because you can. Because in america we can walk across a street even though the light is about to turn red and the car has to wait. That doesn't mean that everyone should do it just because we can. Otherwise we would have very bloody streets...

I'm not calling this one exactly stupid but I don't think it was actually needed because I haven't seen any 'stupid' polls as you called it.

[Master_AIK]

*sigh* every topic I make people put frogs in it
LOL...

Look here lady you are always calling attention to yourself. I don't know if you are doing this on purpose but if you want ppl to take you seriously then stop making stupid topics. I know this is RI and everything but there is no need to make a topic for everything that pops in your mind because you can. Because in america we can walk across a street even though the light is about to turn red and the car has to wait. That doesn't mean that everyone should do it just because we can. Otherwise we would have very bloody streets...

I'm not calling this one exactly stupid but I don't think it was actually needed because I haven't seen any 'stupid' polls as you called it.
huh, isnt crossing the road when the light is red good???,if every1 else copied u, that would mean less bloodier streets

[Elena]

Omg I said it's about to turn red...which means cars are rushing to go before it turns red...Did you read it?

[`Crystal]

Azn dats nasty (ur banner)

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[`Crystal]

frogs arent dat kool

[l3LUE-ghost]

[color=#000000:post_uid2]sorry iplay2win but you have posted way 2 many stupid things and hav earned urself a rep (non official spammer) so no1 is gunna take u seriously, especially in RI

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Edited By l3LUE-ghost on 1100309168

[Warmor]

there is no need to make a topic for everything that pops in your mind because you can.
Ummm...why not? It's IR. Go CaZy!

[`Crystal]

u mean RI or did u type dat on purpose?

[Elena]

there is no need to make a topic for everything that pops in your mind because you can.
Ummm...why not? It's IR. Go CaZy!
B-cuz it's stupid. Look, if I made a topic of everything that popped in my head their would be no space in RI for anything else. And i'll be banned for a few of them.

And are you you sure you wanna see me Go Krazy.

[l3LUE-ghost]

id doubt we would

but then again maybe we would :sneaky: (give us a little demo first then we'll decide), unless its like girlNfferno :hehe: , id say that 1 of them are enuf

[105-1091146135]

it says Iplay2win's tips for non-stupid polls (v. 1.1) so does this mean thers gonna be a 1.2 or 1.3 n so on.....i surely hope not!!!!
???

[PENZEL]

I spit RI's name cuz ppl have killed it :blues:

[rabbitalien]

i believ she has every right to post w/e she wants... but its her own doing that gives her a bad rep for acting as a smartass, no matter wut u say or think about her it will make very little difference... but she should take note that this rep will be carried with her in the sfo world 2 that is the game itself not only the forum... so shes pretty much flagging herself, seems to me that she is well aware of what she is doing and she is doing it on purpose to get you so agravated... and it looks like its working... id jus suggest when she makes a topic... treat it as it dunt even exist... dunt even open if for if youdo and read u will most likely b tempted to respond...

[Elena]

How right you are rabien.

[rabbitalien]

how come no1 can say my name properly...

[Elena]

how come no1 can say my name properly...
Lol i do that to a lot of ppl....I shorten it...its not that i cant spell it...it's just that i'm lazy

[rabbitalien]

nice save...

[Iplay2win]

it waas supposed to be funny that's all

[Ludacris]

nieh! nieh! niieh! nieh!

[Iplay2win]

ha ha ha ha

[rabbitalien]

iplay2win... if youwant to make it funny, make it interesting also... dunt make sumthin funny that wold only b funny 2 u, think of wut would commonly b funny for all ofus... otherwise ur jus making this big mess and every1 getting angry... and its not like u gotta explain 2 us how the rules work and wut ####s should do, i mean theyd still do wut they want even if youpost this, u know? jus find a joke to make something funny, dont use 2 much sarcasm.

[SolidSnake76]

oh jesus....

[`Crystal]

lol....Iplay..im sure you are really funni and lots ofur friends in real life thinks dat too..but notice dat online u meet different ppl from all over the wolrd and not all of them take thing funni the way u do...

i KNOW dat pplz make fun ofuU KNOW they call u stupid...U KNO they make fun ofur post...The question is y do u STILL do it.

THis topic is bout tips for non-stupid polls..to me this topic should be in dat least

- by Jenny

[rabbitalien]

lol....Iplay..im sure you are really funni and lots ofur friends in real life thinks dat too..but notice dat online u meet different ppl from all over the wolrd and not all of them take thing funni the way u do...

i KNOW dat pplz make fun ofuU KNOW they call u stupid...U KNO they make fun ofur post...The question is y do u STILL do it.

THis topic is bout tips for non-stupid polls..to me this topic should be in dat least

- by Jenny
exactly... brb need to use the bathroom facilities. ^_^
btw crystal, i made u banner check ur PMs i hope u like it.

[l3LUE-ghost]

lol....Iplay..im sure you are really funni and lots ofur friends in real life thinks dat too..but notice dat online u meet different ppl from all over the wolrd and not all of them take thing funni the way u do...

i KNOW dat pplz make fun ofuU KNOW they call u stupid...U KNO they make fun ofur post...The question is y do u STILL do it.

THis topic is bout tips for non-stupid polls..to me this topic should be in dat least

- by Jenny
exactly... brb need to use the bathroom facilities. ^_^
btw crystal, i made u banner check ur PMs i hope u like it.
yep yep

[`Crystal]

lol....Iplay..im sure you are really funni and lots ofur friends in real life thinks dat too..but notice dat online u meet different ppl from all over the wolrd and not all of them take thing funni the way u do...

i KNOW dat pplz make fun ofuU KNOW they call u stupid...U KNO they make fun ofur post...The question is y do u STILL do it.

THis topic is bout tips for non-stupid polls..to me this topic should be in dat least

- by Jenny
exactly... brb need to use the bathroom facilities. ^_^
btw crystal, i made u banner check ur PMs i hope u like it.
Yea yea i like it thnx anywayz

[rabbitalien]

your welcome xD

[l3LUE-ghost]

i think she only made this topic so RI wud hav a "I am Iplay2win everybody flame me please" topic

[Iplay2win]

only thing you laugh at is fat people

[`Crystal]

first of all they a humans,...and i kno some BIG ppl not fat smarter dan u :) i dont use the word "fat" unless ur my brother..lol j/k

[rabbitalien]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha Iplay2win is a hater... u hater eat stone... im gonna stone you hater. ^_^ *throws a stone in iplay2wins face* haha u got pwned.



Edited By rabbitalien on 1101161514

[Iplay2win]

hello Jenny

[SBYRD5]

Iplay2win is just trying to get users to post in her topics...the topic wasn't stupid..just not a random insanity topic...umm..lol :baaa:

Go pistons. :buttrock:

[`Crystal]

hello Jenny
hey there u....?

[alamgir]

Whose Jenny?

[`Crystal]

Me Alam

[alamgir]

Oh...

[`Crystal]

-_-"

[rabbitalien]

its in her banner -.-

[Elena]

hello Jenny
hey there u....?
ha ha it reminds me of hannibal....Hello clarise....