Quotes! - Omgwtflol u duyble pusted u n00b!1one

[Virtual Fighter]

heres a good one:
HELP, HELP, IM BEING OPPRESSED!
-my freind joe

pick a number between 1 and skip
-me, when playing uno

god damn i hate this class!! uhhh... skeet.
-my freind john

all your base are belong to ours
-you tell ME where this is from


omg, this topic.. this topic.. omg.. OMG!! skeet.

[Alex_KO]

i didnt get what is it about Vf :shocked:

[akuma_forever]

Hey it's random insanity, it doesn't really have to have a point. :thumbsup:

[Virtual Fighter]

you have to put interesting quotes from your life that people have told you / you have read.

like, for instance my teacher once said.,,

"the only SUV's i like at the ones that are flipped over and on fire."
and then we all cheered O O

or "if you ever go in for a prostate check, make sure the guy's hands arnt both on your shoulder"
O O

and my freind once said this

"its all about impreialism. like for instance, take a doughtnut...



no wait, dont take a doughnut."



im like "omfglolwtfskeet!"

[akuma_forever]

Here's a good one.

" This is a quote "

[Virtual Fighter]

ian wrote:
why are you necroposting?
(in replay to some fool named "death"'s post)

Joe wrote:
Hey whats your name?


Wendy wrote:
Wendy


Joe wrote:
Your hamburgers are really good


Calix wrote:
H-2-OWNAGE!!!


me wrote:
omfgiaretehrocksSKEET!



Edited By Virtual Fighter on Aug. 19 2004 at 12:33

[VampireNinja]

[color=Blue:post_uid13]lol... Yea me and my freidn had some stupid ass ones..And i eman big stupid ones like for instance:

My friend Luis "Damn that teacher is fine"
My friend Julio responds lying "Yea man .. Watcha gonna do?"
Luis: "Well, ima put barbecue in her boobs"
And everything went silent... omglol!

Me in lunch line: "Hey tweet"
And my friend burst laughing 0 o ...

Me to a gurl in my class called Sindy:
"My Converse are sooo sexah"
This is her face: :0 ... :shocked:
LMFAOLOL!

Theres more like one time we just kept saying "p!an!gan!" which was nothing and spreaded out to the whole school :shocked:[/color:post_uid13]

[D!zzY]

well sumtimes my friend Makes fun of that ghey commercial from Nickoldeon long time ago...

Like Randomly after a sentnce he'll go........ "For I Am TUMEG"

i dont think anyone remembers that commercial.......

Nother friend Says this whenever he's playing a game with someone and the other person sucks ass at it.

For Example he was playing with one of our friends that was Polish and he really sucked at Smackdown........ So while my friend was kicking his ass he went

" What do you get when a polish person plays Smackdown *Long Pause*


My Ass........... Nyahah "

well if you didnt know that from kung pow

And sometimes during a pause when im talking to a friend i'll go "Lets Play Tag Your it!"

i dont think any ofus have qoutes that we made up just the ones we make fun of.........



Edited By D!zzY on Aug. 19 2004 at 20:51

[Angel-Eyes]

conversation between my friend and his dad while watching star wars:


paul: hey dad, how come some people can understand what R2D2 says, but others dont know what he is saying?

*long pause*

his dad: machines make noises.....

*another long pause*

paul: oh.....


yeah so the quote is:

machines make noises