View Full Version : Chemical "yellow 5" - Could it be the death ray for men...
SBYRD5
11-23-2002, 07:33 PM
Tell me what you know about Yellow 5.
SolidSnake76
11-23-2002, 07:34 PM
what is that?
DanYankees
11-23-2002, 07:35 PM
lowers your sperm count
SSJKarma
11-23-2002, 07:48 PM
disgusting !
using mans yellow fluid against themself !
:lol: :longlaugh:
i seriously have no idea of what it is !
DanYankees
11-23-2002, 07:49 PM
yellow 5's in mountain due!
stay away from that stuff....
SBYRD5
11-23-2002, 07:51 PM
Oh wait theres more.
It's in Instant pudding
M&M's
Twinkies.
etc.
Man it's even in some pickles.
DanYankees
11-23-2002, 07:54 PM
advice:
Stop flogging the dolphin
Do not choke the chicken
Lay off on spanking the monkey
*Be sure to go about with a loaded gun
Jhteck29
11-23-2002, 07:57 PM
First: Mountain Dew is the nectar of the gods for all I'm concerned.
Second: You would need to drink about a pool's worth of Dew to become "sterile" for the night, so don't try using it for protection now. I think you'd be quite surprised, eh?
SBYRD5
11-23-2002, 08:11 PM
Dan "Beating Your Meat" Well, only shortly lower sperm count your body will produce more semen.Your testicles will shrink though..... ???
dexterslab69
11-23-2002, 09:03 PM
:shocked:
SBYRD5
11-23-2002, 09:05 PM
You should be scaried this is not a joke.
I put it in random insanity because some of you laugh at the word Penis,and Testicles.
DARKPICCOLO
11-23-2002, 11:19 PM
okay so..........................
mountain dew is evil huh?
*adds (Dew) to list of things to stay away from*
DX Zero
11-23-2002, 11:26 PM
lol its like steroids, it makes u feel better, but shrinks ur ballz :laugh:
pip99
11-24-2002, 02:22 AM
lowers your sperm count
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
SolidSnake76
11-24-2002, 07:40 AM
no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.
....you guys have no idea do you? Yellow 5 is nothing more than Tartrazine. Tartrazine (E-102 in Europe) is a coal-tar derivative that is used to colour foods, cosmetics, and other products. It is literally industrial waste. Trust me, it's used in a LOT more than what you listed.
This is why I drink my own bottled water, from my own little stream, in my own little corner of the hidden part of my closet.
akuma_forever
11-24-2002, 09:12 AM
Oh wait theres more.
It's in Instant pudding
M&M's
Twinkies.
etc.
Man it's even in some pickles.
O NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i eat instant pudding-at school
i drink mountain du occasionally
sometimes i eat m & m s darn......i'm probably half empty already lol :0
sbyrd-so true so true ;) (good thing i dont like pickles and twinkies,i better make a list)
...OH please. All it CAN do for you is make you get hives or swollen eyelids IF you're sensitive to it. Nothing else. And if you are going to stop eating food with tartrazine inside of it, then you had better buy a farm. Everything has it, except for water. It's the curse of our humanity. But feel free to not listen to me. I'm just a cute girl who knows a lot.
akuma_forever
11-24-2002, 09:23 AM
...OH please. All it CAN do for you is make you get hives or swollen eyelids IF you're sensitive to it. Nothing else. And if you are going to stop eating food with tartrazine inside of it, then you had better buy a farm. Everything has it, except for water. It's the curse of our humanity. But feel free to not listen to me. I'm just a cute girl who knows a lot.
maybe knows too much .... :biggrin: i'll just take extra precautions..... ;)
SBYRD5
11-24-2002, 11:56 AM
no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.
Sprite is ok
Surge
Mello Yellow
Mountian Dew
Stay away from all green soda alright men.
Serious Roll I drink 100% juice only.I stay away from soda because it rots my teeth.I have "Cyrstal" bottle water taken to my house weekily.
Roll is right it's in almost everything.
Check your labels.
Hmm I've heard something about Chemical "Yellow 6" Death Ray for women.
I've heard that if you it Tomatos it could reduce the hcance of "Testiclular Cancer" and could also increase the blood flow to the penis.In which could help you have a larger erection.
So eat your Tomato Soup!!!!
akuma_forever
11-24-2002, 12:51 PM
no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.
Sprite is ok
Surge
Mello Yellow
Mountian Dew
Stay away from all green soda alright men.
Serious Roll I drink 100% juice only.I stay away from soda because it rots my teeth.I have "Cyrstal" bottle water taken to my house weekily.
Roll is right it's in almost everything.
Check your labels.
Hmm I've heard something about Chemical "Yellow 6" Death Ray for women.
I've heard that if you it Tomatos it could reduce the hcance of "Testiclular Cancer" and could also increase the blood flow to the penis.In which could help you have a larger erection.
So eat your Tomato Soup!!!!
??? i think we all know tomatoes help little billy..... ;)
Squall87
11-24-2002, 12:58 PM
OMG, the only thing that your safe with that doesn't have yellow 5 is Water.
almost everything else has it in some way or form. But your right, you would have to drink a semi-trailer load of it to even lower about 5% of your count. (and that's just for a day)
also, does it really matter about trying to save yourself from Cancer? Your getting it from your Comp now, you get it from foods, so either way you'll get it or avoid living an ordernary day.
Thus, does it really matter staying away from something?
Jhteck29
11-24-2002, 01:09 PM
why is everyone making it sound like yellow 5 causes disease? it only slightly (and i mean slighty) lowers sperm count. So? eat, drink and be merry!!
Squall87
11-24-2002, 01:13 PM
why is everyone making it sound like yellow 5 causes disease? it only slightly (and i mean slighty) lowers sperm count. So? eat, drink and be merry!!
yes, exactly!
We're all going to die anyway, and men will still have enough of there seed to pass on by the time their old enough to not have to worry, besides it only lowers 5%! not a big deal, it only takes one to make a kid.
akuma_forever
11-24-2002, 01:43 PM
and think....5% less mess to clean of the bed! :p
SBYRD5
11-24-2002, 01:47 PM
Fine with that attiude when you walk into the locker room,and the guys say "You have small balls!" don't talk to me. ???
Squall87
11-24-2002, 01:52 PM
Like I have to shower in front of other guys. :rolleyes:
and small balls? WTF? all in your head, lower sperm count doesn't mean you have one.
princevegetam
11-24-2002, 02:00 PM
i don't get it, SO WHAT? i mean alot of the stuff you guys consume are bad for your health. some i bet nobody knows. it's not going to kill you! it's not going to cause some deformities to your body or give you some disease.
akuma_forever
11-25-2002, 05:16 AM
well sbyrd if ppl say that you can say-well look bucko,you have a small penee(lol,if they do,i learned that word off of adult swim)or you can say-look in a mirror you hermafrodite!!!! :biggrin:
Nantuko Joe
11-25-2002, 05:42 AM
Joe skips past every single post to make a comment
YAAAAHHHH!! YELLOW 5! NOOOOOOO! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, GYAHHH! NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES!!
asshole
11-25-2002, 11:50 AM
Yellow 5 is in EVERYTHING!!!
And it's not like it's BAD FOR YOU.
So, just eat your daily food...
Unless yer having some personal problems, heh.
akuma_forever
11-25-2002, 02:18 PM
asshole is right,it is in every thing
mooo1
11-25-2002, 03:06 PM
god, you people think up of the sickest threads! don't you have anything better to do than to talk about stuff like this?
princevegetam
11-25-2002, 03:47 PM
it's called maturity
SBYRD5
11-25-2002, 06:40 PM
First off I didn't say it in a inmature way. I just wanted to under the Chemical "Yellow 5".I was wondering where the rumors true.Thats all. ???
Sorry if I offened or disturbed anyone here.
akuma_forever
11-26-2002, 05:00 AM
or if they are in the 3 rd grade and dont understand this yet.....
Nantuko Joe
11-26-2002, 07:12 AM
It's a proven fact. Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 kill sperm. Now, even though it's in everything, it's not as potent. However, in drinks like Mountain Dew and Surge!, it's a lot more concentrated, and has more of an effect. I havent' drank either one in like five years.
In case anyone didn't see Joe's momentary lapse of spam, he'll repeat it now...
YAAAAHHHH!! YELLOW 5! NOOOOOOO! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, GYAHHH! NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES!!
SBYRD5
11-26-2002, 09:15 AM
I'm glade Joe has some sense.... ???
Roll's Friend
05-11-2003, 04:55 PM
*ahem* I danger to our male youth... :shocked:
SolidSnake76
05-11-2003, 08:46 PM
...................
i think this is the 3rd old thread u brought up.
Xicer
05-12-2003, 05:39 AM
Oh Dude..Im so screwed....I Drink Code Red Everyday...2 bottles atleast 3 if im feeling lucky. ''IM Scared...'' I eat M&M's with it everyday to...!!!!!!
pip99
05-12-2003, 07:18 AM
....this thread is OLD.,,,how do u bring up old theards sticky them?or somethink 2 do with that?
akuma_forever
05-12-2003, 09:01 AM
byrd,
didnt you already make a topic bout' this?
pip99
05-12-2003, 09:45 AM
byrd,
didnt you already make a topic bout' this?
its the same 1 brought back
Xicer
05-12-2003, 02:04 PM
Dude man leave the topic alone...this is random insanity..let it be! See I didnt know yellow 5 was in M&Ms!!
DanYankees
05-13-2003, 03:52 PM
I was talking about flogging the dolphin earlier on in this thread...
man I was weird back then
But it was just a phase I was going through after I saw There's Something About Mary. It's a great movie.
Roll's Friend
05-20-2003, 02:35 PM
Hey everyone needs to know this...
Yellow 5 is in that new MATRIX drink....
I bring back old topics because everytime I make a new one the recently new members take it over....
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