What if .. - What would you do... [Archive]

Abdoun_bacK

01-11-2005, 07:33 PM

in these situations..well ya...each day i would ask Worst Case Senario question or good Ones...here it goess..

If you were a big guy and a gay guy made a move on you..what would you do??

Dont forget this is RI :)

bloodpack

01-11-2005, 07:56 PM

lol funny
i already made a topic same as this
cant remember what forum though...

(~Let`sGo~)

01-11-2005, 08:01 PM

man i would kill the guy first a would call my boys and come
beat the hell out of the guy like i do on SFO and then
stop my boys form beating the hell out of him
and then i would beat the hell out of him and
pay plp to beat the hell out of him then now my boys r mad at me for calling then to beat the hell out of him
now i get the hell beat out of me now im mad at the guy
for me calling my boys to beat the hell out of him
for beating the hell out of me now im going to take it out on
the guy for making me call my boys to beating the hell out of me u and geting beat the hell out of now im going to beat the
hell out ofusome more than come back tomrrw
and beat the hell out ofusome (thats what i would do if a gay guy comes up to me)HAHAHAH :buttrock:

Elena

01-11-2005, 08:11 PM

You little punk. No guy would ever come up to you with an attitude like that and an unopen mind. Why would you beat him up...just tell him ur not like that. And why do you have to bring in your friends? What, are you too weak to defend urself?

(~Let`sGo~)

01-11-2005, 08:28 PM

u r right what u said but i was kidding about it what i said if youwanted to kown im not weak man it gets u thinking what if a gay guy come up to me or anyone man it just get u thinking just thinking what if that happen what will u do

Windarossa

01-11-2005, 08:46 PM

Well, I'm a girl but I had a similar situation. A lesbian hit on me... I told her I wasn't interested and she said "How would you know if you never tried it?". I didn't really know what to say. It's like, no means no!

People like that freak me out! Not the fact that they are gay but just cause some try to tell you how great it is and how you should try it!

Edited By Windarossa on 1105507426

asshole

01-11-2005, 08:58 PM

I would tell that fool to Back-off,
THEN try to reason with him saying.. "look man, I ain't gay, or do I wanna be, so leave me alone"
THEN(if he didn't stoP yet) hit him.

Even if tha Gay guy IS bigger than me, cuz there's no shame in losing to keeP resPect for yourself, I mean you TOLD tha guy you didn't wanna be bothered by him, and he didn't stoP, so whack him, not whack him off, haha!

And Windarossa, in your case, i'd been like.. "I know I never tried it, nor do I wanna.. so Piss off, i'm not ATTRACTED to girls, i'm attracted to guys.. Maybe if I was attracted to girls, then i'd have somethign to think about not tryign it, but since I don't find girls hot, I DON'T even WANNA try it.. so back uP fool".

but since like i'm one of tha most talkative PeoPle I know, and really sarcastic, i'd start hitting back on that gay dude.. and like start smackin his ass HARD AS fFFUUUCckKKK n shlt, and then he'd be like "stoP" and then i'd be like.. "Oh come on.. yer not gay.. yer just a Poser Gay,, Real gay Men take Pain!!" and make fun of him, haha!

By tha wya, I do not have a Problem with gays, but that was if a gay guy hit onn me..

Virtual Fighter

01-11-2005, 08:59 PM

Windarossa

01-11-2005, 09:06 PM

And Windarossa, in your case, i'd been like.. "I know I never tried it, nor do I wanna.. so Piss off, i'm not ATTRACTED to girls, i'm attracted to guys.. Maybe if I was attracted to girls, then i'd have somethign to think about not tryign it, but since I don't find girls hot, I DON'T even WANNA try it.. so back uP fool".

but since like i'm one of tha most talkative PeoPle I know, and really sarcastic, i'd start hitting back on that gay dude.. and like start smackin his ass HARD AS fUUUckKKK n shlt, and then he'd be like "stoP" and then i'd be like.. "Oh come on.. yer not gay.. yer just a Poser Gay,, Real gay Men take Pain!!" and make fun of him, haha!
I was to stund to think. When this crap actually happens to you, your not prepared so your like ...pardon!?

And about you acting gay with him... I think the second you place your hand on his booty he would attack you with lots of gay love, from which any, ungay, guy would DIE from!! :cheesy:

Edited By Windarossa on 1105507536

Virtual Fighter

01-11-2005, 09:10 PM

I don't see how this would work the other way around, so why the who stereotyping gays?

Stereotyping gives you cancer.

Windarossa

01-11-2005, 09:14 PM

Being a perv gives you cancer! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Joking, on the other hand does not...

Edited By Windarossa on 1105506905

bloodpack

01-11-2005, 09:26 PM

well there are a few flirting to me but meh...i just ignore them

Windarossa

01-11-2005, 09:28 PM

well there are a few flirting to me but meh...i just ignore them
LMAO!!! :D

This happens to a friend of mine ALL THE TIME! This kid is so paranoid! He is always freaking out "Is its my hair!? What!? WHAT!?! TELL MEEE!?! Is it the way I walk or smell!?! Tell me so could change it!!" I feel bad for him, he is always stressed out but its so funny to see him freaking out!

Edited By Windarossa on 1105508001

bloodpack

01-11-2005, 09:37 PM

well dunno if theyre trying to be funny or just being friendly but i dont care

rabbitalien

01-11-2005, 09:38 PM

lol windarosa is wanted by both genders... is there any1 that can resist those 4 cheeks? that goes for bloodpacks too... :D
if i was a big man i would give him a heard heavy whalop over the face and tell him to think of these consequences before he asks any1else this question...
PS: asshole, ur by far as sarcastic as i am. :dozingoff:

Edited By rabbitalien on 1105508344

Virtual Fighter

01-11-2005, 09:44 PM

but he's good at it.

you're not.

OOOOOO... burn sauce.

Abdoun_bacK

01-12-2005, 06:04 AM

Windarossa

01-12-2005, 10:47 AM

eww... EEWWWW! Where do you come up with these senarios!? :;):

(~Let`sGo~)

01-12-2005, 01:51 PM

LMAO..Funny Replies...some..WOW..KK New Senario

kk...this is one for the guys....kinda gross LOL!

What Would You say to your parents if they caught you lookin at pornographic images or "playing with your self" LOL!!!...yess gross
i like this one if my presnts ever see me looking at imgs
like that and playing with myself she would %$&#@&*
do notthing she would say (its the way of life)
but anyway i dont have to play with myself
my girl does it for me :;): :;): :laugh:
hahaha

Abdoun_bacK

01-12-2005, 08:19 PM

kk heres a good one that alot of people come upon....

If you loved someone with all of your heart..you looooved them sooooooooooooo much but your parents wont let you date..what will you do?

Virtual Fighter

01-12-2005, 08:50 PM

I would listen to my parents.

The person is probably a terrorist.

Like this person, for example:

http://bbs.projectx.cyberfuturism.com/cgi-bin....2932322 (http://nferno666.sytes.net/cgi-bin/ikonboard.pl?act=Profile;CODE=03;MID=87-1082932322)

oooooo... burn sauce.

xquizit

01-12-2005, 11:00 PM

it depends if the person takes me seriously and if he loves me like i like them. if so then, i would probably go against my parents.

asshole

01-12-2005, 11:48 PM

but he's good at it.

you're not.

OOOOOO... burn sauce.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

That made this Post more interesting! Hahaha!

And for tha 2nd Question, about my Parents catching me doing Pervo stuff..
If I was lookin' at Porn, i'd say "Oh shlt, damn PoP-uPs I SWEAR!"
It's easy to convince my Parents from that kinda stuff, they NEVER use tha comP, or know how to use it!

And tha 3rd question.. about me not "allowed" to date this girl..
Ever heard of tha word "secret"..

And once again, funny ass rePly Virtual, ha!
Now would you PLEASE make me a banner?

blossom

01-13-2005, 04:11 PM

you sure are one sneaky sonovabitch asshole *blows kisses* ???

Virtual Fighter

01-13-2005, 04:24 PM

Now would you PLEASE make me a banner?
Is THAT why you complimented me?

I feel so used...

and I kinda like it...

:down:

Abdoun_bacK

01-13-2005, 06:11 PM

what if you had two choices...one choice..To go to an Ivy Leauge school and know you will get a good job/internship..or a university in a state you always wanted to go to your whole life...

Virtual Fighter

01-13-2005, 06:38 PM

Be poor and not be able to afford any.

flipin' rich people.

luigibyluigi(ot)

01-13-2005, 06:49 PM

i choose optian 2

blossom

01-13-2005, 06:56 PM

die happy?

Elena

01-16-2005, 11:50 AM

it depends if the person takes me seriously and if he loves me like i like them. if so then, i would probably go against my parents.
Ur a girl? or are you gay?

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL

01-16-2005, 12:01 PM

YAHOO WHO REALLY CARES

Abdoun_bacK

01-16-2005, 12:11 PM

what if you could ask God one question...what would you ask?

Edited By Abdoun_bacK on 1105906454

alamgir

01-16-2005, 01:54 PM

I would ask what the meaning of life is, or maybe where I would go when I die.

imported_xquizit

01-16-2005, 06:11 PM

it depends if the person takes me seriously and if he loves me like i like them. if so then, i would probably go against my parents.
Ur a girl? or are you gay?
i am a girl..

Elena

01-17-2005, 06:48 AM

what if you could ask God one question...what would you ask?
What is your problem, Do you find it fun to see us suffering?

Ludacris

01-17-2005, 07:37 AM

man.................. first question...........

about a gay guy hitting on me, it happened twice I think.......... the first I just walked away, the other one was my friend's friend and I was like, yo I don't go that way and he backed off............ I have no problems with gay guys as long as they don't try to make moves one me...............

the second one, if my parents ever caught me lookin at porn or masturbating, they would probably kill me lol............ I dunno how'd they react........... I caught them once watchin a porno movie........... they was just shocked........... I was drunk coming back from a party so they think I forgot.......... but i didn,t.........

the 3rd one, about my parents not liking the person I date............ well it's like that right now and I'm still dating her and they're aware of it and they try to be hard on me and talk to me but I ain't listenin to them.......... I mean, I hate when my mom loves who I,m going out with............. creepy

askin a question to god............ the same question elena asked............

Abdoun_bacK

01-17-2005, 09:43 AM

If you could change one thing about your self..what would you change?

asshole

01-17-2005, 10:51 PM

I would ask what the meaning of life is, or maybe where I would go when I die.
Alamgir, tha meaning of life, is to find out who you really are..
Or atleast that's what I believe!

Umm.. if God was actually real, i'd ask him how we all started.. I mean like this world..

And uhh.. why would you ask him where you go when you die..?
Yer gonna find out anyway! Ha!

ZhouYuX

01-18-2005, 10:07 PM

man..

1.i'd walk away, if they follow/flirt again/touch me sexually, a swift roundhouse kick to the head will stop them good :D u don't need to be big to be strong.
2.the 2nd best way to avoid that problem is by doing it when they're not in the house ifur going to do it. the best is not to do it period.
3.if my parents didn't allow it,i'd walk out and date them. they'll give in sooner or later :D
4.if there was one i'd ask if he'd let me fly lol.

kingofhearts

01-21-2005, 06:34 AM

what if you could ask God one question...what would you ask?
what came first the chicken or the egg??? duh..

Master_AIK

01-21-2005, 06:59 AM

if i could change 1 thing bout myself it would be....nothing, im happy the way i am :colgate:

i got 1 what if youwere taken hostage, u and a elderly deaf/blind women were taken hostage, 1 ofuhad to die, what would you do...dont make up stuff like 'i would call my hommies come down with some aks and pop the biatch'

Edited By Master_AIK on 1106320231

Ludacris

01-21-2005, 07:57 AM

hum........... the way I react and jump to conclusions to quickly......but then again....... nah I wouldn't change anything....

Abdoun_bacK

01-21-2005, 05:50 PM

lol if one ofus had to die...well i surely dont want to die...i would try to kill the dude and then ill probably die trying which makes he stay alive :)

asshole

01-23-2005, 02:45 AM

Alright I've a question..

If you were stuck on some random safe-Island, and you were with you very tiny little BABY. And you only had 1 little boat, that could only fit one Person in it.. What would you do? send your self to be rescued, or would you sacrifice yourself and let tha baby be saved?
(Oh and tha baby means a LOT to you..)

I will answer this question later on, I just wanna see what ya'll answers are and see if you guys thought about or not.

Abdoun_bacK

01-23-2005, 06:58 AM

dude..ill let the baby of course...cuz i love the baby and want the best for him/her

Elena

01-23-2005, 08:22 AM

I'd make another big boat...because if i send the baby out on it's own it would probably get plucked out by seagulls or something...or I'd make space for the baby and myself..
I can't leave the baby alone on the island it might starve. I can't put it in the boat by itself.
I might just stay on this island with the baby it's a safe island...we can catch fish or something and i can mash fruits for the baby.

`Crystal

01-23-2005, 01:58 PM

Pyromaniac666

01-23-2005, 02:43 PM

i would send the baby to safety

`Crystal

01-23-2005, 03:22 PM

Yea me too..caz if both ofus survive..im still gonna die before the baby (naturally) so why not die now?

Abdoun_bacK

01-23-2005, 04:20 PM

if you were married with a person with a different religion than yours and you have kids..how will you go along and handle the issue?

Cable2k2

01-23-2005, 06:37 PM

phish im da man of da house this my house.. XD

Abdoun_bacK

01-23-2005, 06:50 PM

LOOOL WHAT!!!>>THATS BAD! cuz what if she takes your kids and does things to them you didnt want her doin...guess your not that man anymore are ya :;):

Pyromaniac666

01-29-2005, 02:49 PM

i would let the kids choose their religion

Abdoun_bacK

01-29-2005, 08:16 PM

hmmm thats pretty hard to do man..even though you will love your child..always..it will still hurt you to know that they chose a religion that wasnt yours...the main thing on what iam trying to say is that they are going to reject one of the parents' ideas

Cable2k2

01-30-2005, 12:52 PM

not if i give dem da belt..

kingofhearts

01-31-2005, 06:40 AM

not if i give dem da belt..
lmao...seriously that works

Abdoun_bacK

02-01-2005, 05:03 AM

LOL...na man..ive been hit by the belt many ... many... many of times..and all it did was get me pissed at my dad...i dont think it will discipline your child..what do you guys think?

Elena

02-01-2005, 02:49 PM

Physical disipline is bad...it doesn't work. Ooo wow you hit me....ooo wow I dodged...now what. It's all about the physcological disipline...ya gotta freak us out...or at least me..to teach me not to do it. again.